"Putting The Cat Out..."

A couple was going out for the evening to 
celebrate wife's birthday. They'd gotten 
ready - all dolled up, cat put out, etc.

The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked 
out of their home, the cat shoots back into 
the house.

Not wanting their often rowdy cat to have 
free run of the house while they were out, 
the husband went back upstairs to chase
the cat out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house 
would be empty, explained to the taxi driver, 
"He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my 
mother."

A few minutes later, the husband got into 
the car, and said, "Sorry I took so long" he 
says, "Stupid old thing was hiding under the 
bed and I had to poke her with a coat 
hanger to get her to come out!"


<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>
************************************************************
For the readers who were thoughtful enough to comment, I thank you.
.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
If you enjoyed this moment of humor or information plz drop me a line to let me know someone is actually reading these posts.
.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
jackspratt1@gmx.com