Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. I'm sure this will prove provocative the next time you serve as Master of Ceremonies at your next event. Your better half will likely give you an elbow. :) Special Thanks to one of my readers. "Here's to all the lovely kisses I've snatched, and vice versa." ************************************************************************* For the readers who were thoughtful enough to comment, I thank you. . If you enjoyed this moment of humor or information plz drop me a line to let me know someone is actually reading these posts. . jackspratt1@gmx.com