Husband's Obituary
 
Woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the Obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.
 
The Editor informs her that there is a charge of £1 per word.
 
She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well then, let it read:"Fred Brown died."
 
Amused at the Woman's thrift, the Editor tells her that there is a
seven-word minimum for all Obituaries.
 
She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it read:




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