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 Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"


   The Princess said, "No!!!"

   And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged
skinny long-legged big-titted broads and cheerleaders and hunted and fished
and raced cars and went to strip bars and dated women half his age and
drank whiskey, beer and never heard bitching and never paid child support
or alimony and kept guns in his house and ate spam and potato chips and
beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work
and all his friends and family thought he was frickin cool as hell and he
had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

   The End