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 A fire-fighter was working on the engine outside the Station when he
noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung
off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.  The girl was
wearing a fire-fighter's helmet.  The wagon was being pulled by her dog and
her cat.

   The fire-fighter walked over to take a closer look.  'That sure is a
nice fire truck,' the fire-fighter said with admiration.

   'Thanks,' the girl replied.  The fire fighter looked a little closer. 
The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.


   'Little partner,' the fire-fighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar,
I think you could go faster.'

   The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren.'