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 Author: Honey Moon
Title: Opening Pandora's Box
Universe: The Dryden DNA Disaster
Keywords: herm, futa, penis-growth, FF, nc, impregnation, cop
Summary: Lisa Redford's life was about to turn upside down.  The tall
busty blonde had a startling metamorphosis after being exposed to the
Dryden Sniffles.  Growing a thick 12 inch dick posed many problems, but
none as scary as being grabbed by a cop in the massive futanari roundup! 
Things go a little crazy when Lisa compromises the integrity of the lovely
female cop's respirator mask, and the officer of the law desperately tries
to resist the powerful pheromones emitted by Lisa's aroused body!



   Opening Pandora's Box

   A tale of the Dryden DNA Disaster

   By Honey Moon



   Case One:



   Opening Pandora's Box







   Lisa Redford didn't know it yet, but her life was about to be turned
upside down.  The change began a few days ago when she began feeling cramps
that had nothing to do with her menstrual cycle.  At first she ignored the
discomfort, taking Pamprin as needed, but the bloated nasty feeling only
increased.



   "I had my period this month." She announced to the walls of her empty
apartment.  "Dammit all, I can't be pregnant, can I?" The twenty-five year
old shook her head over how uncomfortably snug her favorite jeans were now
fitting.  Lisa was pissed!  It wasn't just that her life was in danger of
being totally disrupted for the next eighteen years, either!  It was always
such a hassle finding clothes to fashionably clothe her fit, athletic, six
foot frame.  Now the slight but noticeable bulge said she could be in
danger of needing a temporary maternity wardrobe!



   "Oh fuck me, as if 50FF wasn't big enough!  I'm gonna have to get all
new bras!" Probing her lower abdomen, she could feel a distinct firm mass.
"Damn, fuck one guy after a dry spell of six months, and I get knocked up?
What the hell do use a diaphragm for, anyway?  Mike was even nice enough to
pull out and shoot on my tits and face!" She palpitated herself again. 
"What the hell?  I'm as regular as a clock!  How would I feel a baby bump
when I never missed a period since I started having `em?  Tomorrow I'm
taking myself to the damn Gynecologist!"



   She didn't know it yet, but making an appointment would soon be the
least of her worries.  Lisa would never forget that night.  Strange and
vivid dreams haunted her.  She always though of herself as slightly
bisexual, but never before had she experience dreams of such raw burning
sensuality concerning other women!  Every woman she knew paraded across the
movie screen of her subconscious mind, in various states of undress.  She
awoke in the small hours of the morning, breathless and embarrassed over
the still vibrant images of her mother's naked body, and how her dream self
had pulled the woman over her knees and spanked over and over while momma
had whimpered and begged for more!



   "I'm losing my mind." She moaned.  "Well, maybe not.  Maybe I should
give serious thought to swinging over to the other side of the fence for a
while." She thought back to a few sleepovers she had enjoyed while growing
up.  Her face grew warm while she remembered certain top secret games of
"Truth or Dare" she and her friends had played.  "Yes, maybe it's time to
do a little more experimentation!"



   She threw off the covers and felt an odd tense sensation as she moved.
Sitting up, she felt the thin material of her nightshirt sort of pull and
rub against her in unfamiliar yet pleasant way.  Switching on the lamp on
the nightstand, Lisa let out a scream!



   "What the fuck is that?" she gasped, jumping out of bed to face her
mirror.  Her breasts did their usual stand up job of stretching the cotton
tight across her chest, but now there was something new standing up firm
and proud!  "Oh fucking shit!  Why do I have a tent?"



   It was true!  Fairly high over her tummy, the nightshirt was distended
out from her body, sort of tapering in towards her crotch.  Her hands shook
as she grabbed the hem of the shirt, and yanked it upward.  "Oh my freaking
God!" she squealed.  Lisa pulled the shirt the rest of the way off and
threw it aside.  She had her usual oversized boobs, but now she was
sprouting an equally impressive cock as well!



   Lisa stared at herself for nearly five minutes.  "It's erect!" she
whimpered.  "Why do I have an erect cock?" She tried to calm herself, but
panic was racing through her soul.  "Why do I have a God damned twelve inch
erect penis?  This has got to be a dream!"



   She touched it, and her legs went rubbery.  She felt the sensation of
fingers against her hard flesh, and it felt good!  "Oh shit, this is no
dream!  What the hell is going on?" she whimpered, snatching her hand away,
to clasp both behind her back as if fearful of touching it again.  "Am I
turning into a man?"



   It took every bit of her willpower to slowly bring her hands to her
waist, and hook her thumbs under the band of her stretched out panties. 
Taking a deep breath, she tugged them down over her wide hips.  Sliding
down her long firmly muscled legs they dropped to the floor and she stepped
out of them.  "Oh thank God!" she gasped, as her fingers gingerly explored
between her legs.  "Kitty's still there!" She blushed; her vagina seemed
just as aroused as the stupid hunk of hard quivering meat she was now
wearing.  Her fingers grew warm and slick from her moisture.  "There's no
sign of balls, either.  What's going on?"



   She bent to pick up the panties, but froze.  Her whole body seemed
electrified as her erection poked between her massive breasts, as if
seeking out their warmth and comfort.  It felt so damn good, but there was
a serious problem!  Such a movement brought the swollen head of her
unwanted addition dangerously close to her face!  It peeked at her from
within her cleavage, as if begging for a sweet little kiss!



   In an instant, Lisa stood up straight and tall.  Then she slowly
squatted, keeping her upper body as rigidly erect as her cock.  She hastily
grabbed the panties, and popped right back up again.  "There's an awful lot
of blood on them." She turned and pulled back the sheets and examined them
in the light.  "Damn, it looks like I had a seriously heavy flow day, but
the timing is all wrong!" She timidly touched the red streaked flesh of her
tummy at the base of the cock.  It was sore, but not too uncomfortable. 
"Oh shit!  I think it burst out of me like the chest-splitter sequence in
the movie "Alien"!  What the fuck!"



   The initial shock was wearing off.  "Now what?" she asked herself. 
"What the hell could have caused this?" The practical part of her mind took
over.  "I better check this out."



   Picking up the hand mirror from her dresser, Lisa took a deep breath and
calmly assessed the condition of her vagina.  Carefully reaching under the
twitching cock, Lisa carefully spread herself with index and ring finger of
her right hand.  She used her left to position the mirror to view her
nether regions.  "Kitty seems perfectly normal, but it looks like the
urethra closed up.  Oh hell, I guess this means I have to piss through the
monster!"



   As always, touching herself generated a warm pleasurable feeling within
her soul, but she desperately tried to ignore it.  "I, I guess I have to do
something about this, uh, Morning Wood, or I'll have a serious problem
peeing!"



   She shook her head.  "Who am I kidding?  If I'm gonna have to piss with
it, I may as well find out if it works in the other expected manner as
well. I wonder what it'll feel like."



   Walking stiffly, the hard cock pointing the way, she went through the
apartment, turning on all the lights.  In the kitchen, she took a deep
breath.  "This is just an experiment." She told herself.  "I better be
careful.  For all I know a few drops of some kind of fluid might dribble
out.  I just scrubbed the floor; I don't want to have to wipe up anything
weird!" Tearing off a single paper towel from the roll on the wall holder,
she placed it on her immaculately clean counter within easy reach.  "Well,
I've given quite a few hand jobs in my time, so this shouldn't be too
difficult."



   The bottle of olive oil seemed to loom larger then life on the
countertop.  "Lube seems like a good idea." She muttered as her trembling
fingers unscrewed the cap.  "I'll just use a little, so I don't make a mess
to clean up." She poured a moderate amount into the palm of her right hand,
and stared at it for a minute.  "Okay now, here goes nothing!"



   Lisa gently anointed herself with the slippery golden fluid.  "Oh, that,
that's kinda nice." She moaned as she slowly slid her hand all over the
organ, spreading the oil until the thick shaft glistened and gleamed under
the bright overhead light.  Wrapping her hand around the hot solid flesh,
she realized that hers was by far the biggest penis she had ever
encountered.  Although her fingers were long and supple, there was a good
three inches separating the tips of her thumb and index finger.  Lisa
firmed up her grip, and began to actively stroke.  "It feels really nice!"
Her hand went smoothly up and down the shaft.  Lisa was mesmerized by the
little game of peek-a-boo the swollen head of her cock was playing as it
slowly emerged from her foreskin.



   "Oh wow, no wonder guys spend so much time jerking off!!" she exclaimed,
totally ignoring the fact that since highschool, she herself never had gone
a day without masturbating at least once.  "I could get used to this!" she
whispered as her hand stroked ever faster.



   Images began filling her mind again as she worked her cock.  That new
receptionist at her office was quite a hot little number.  Lisa moaned
throatily imagining herself throwing Molly over her desk, and tearing the
cute little skirt from her tender lithe body.  More dangerous images filled
her mind.  She imagined having some sweet virginal highschool girl in to
have a cavity filled.  A little extra gas would let her fill more then a
sleeping girl's teeth!



   "What am I thinking?" she whimpered as her hand just wouldn't stop
moving.  "I, I could get arrested for that!  Older women!  Think older
women!"



   That wasn't any better!  Momma was a MILF from way back!  Lisa towered
over her beautiful petite mother.  It would be so simple to overpower the
dainty woman and show just how much she really loved her mother!  "Oh no,
don't think that!  Not momma!  Oh no, not momma like that!" she whimpered.
"Not mom, not with momma!" she shook her head, long blond hair flying
around her face.  "Oh momma, suck me!  Suck my damn cock!"



   Strange instincts seemed to be taking over.  Lisa no longer was stroking
her cock.  Flexing her knees and thrusting her hips, she began fucking her
greasy hand as she tried to hold it still before her.  "Oh God, what would
a pussy feel like?" she groaned as her movements grew more wild.  Hand
shaking, she reached for the still open bottle of olive oil.  Not thinking
about anything but the intense pleasures she was feeling, Lisa slopped the
viscous fluid all over her hand and cock!



   She clasped the greasy dripping cock with both hands, and wildly fucked
her clasping fingers.  "Take my cock momma!" she cried as her chest heaved
and her massive breasts bounced.  "You gave birth to me, now I want to
shove part of me back into you!"



   Bouncing up on the balls of her feet with every thrust, her foot slipped
on the lubricated tile floor.  Down she went!  Lisa was hardly conscience
of the pain in her rump as she sat hard onto the floor.  Legs spread wide;
her hands began jerking once more, wildly gilding up and down the throbbing
shaft.



   "I feel something!" she gasped, as she panted and moaned.  "I, I feel
something happening inside!" Her eyes opened wide.  "Paper towel!" she
screamed as a wondrous feeling of power seemed to gather within her.  She
looked up at the dispenser on the wall.  It was too far away, and there was
no way in heaven or hell she could stop now to get up and grab one!



   Deep inside her, muscles she never had before contracted powerfully. 
That energy she felt gathered and focused.  Her cock jerked in her hands,
and she felt an unstoppable onrush!  Lisa cried out as that first thick
ribbon of pearly white fluid squirted free of her cock.  It shot high into
the air, to spatter down onto her nice clean counter!  She had to stop, but
her traitorous hands wouldn't obey her fevered mind.  Her pumping hands
deflected the aim wildly.  The next gooey spurt was flung against her
lovely new kitchen curtains!  The next one after scored a direct hit on her
prized Hello Kitty toaster, falling with wet plops into the bread slots.



   Slumping backward, Lisa banged her head on the floor, but that didn't
faze her a bit!  She cried out again and again as wet streamers of fluid
shut up and over her, to land all over the stove top!  Her whole body was
shaking.  The power of this climax was frightening in its intensity!



   Panting, the last few spurts landed on her face and quivering breasts.
She could smell the sharp musk of her ejaculate, and it made her moan
again. She opened her mouth wide, and was rewarded when one last good
dollop landed on her tongue!



   Lying on her back on the chilly floor, Lisa stared upward as her heart
rate slowly returned to normal.  To her utter amazement, she saw a
glistening blob of fluid hanging suspended near the overhead light.  She
had scored a hit on the ceiling!  As she watched, it stretched slowly, and
dropped onto her quivering breasts.  "Good God above!" she managed to gasp.
"No man alive ever shot off like that!"



   She closed her eyes, savoring the zesty salty musk on her tongue.  Lisa
didn't mind giving a blowjob now and then, but she had never cared for the
taste of semen before.  Her own was different!  Was it disgusting to even
think that something issued from her brand new penis was delicious?



   She climbed shakily to her feet, being very careful about the olive oil
still on the floor.  "Oh fuck!  That was fantastic!" She looked down at her
cock.  It still seemed just as hard as ever.  "I don't know how the hell I
got this thing, but I don't think I'll mind if it sticks around for a
while!"



   Looking around her formerly spotless kitchen was a sobering sight.  "Oh
hell, I'm gonna have to scrub everything again!" She turned to the stove,
and picked up her teapot.  "Damn, I even hit this!" She stared at it for as
long moment.  Hands trembling, she slowly brought it to her face. 
Extending her tongue, she began to lick her congealing fluid from the red
enamel of the pot.



   "I, I scrubbed everything yesterday!" she cried as she put down the
saliva covered pot.  "Everything is clean and sanitary!" Unable to stop
herself, Lisa spent the next half hour licking her semen off of every
surface she found it on!  She even pulled over a chair and stood on it, as
she sucked the ejaculate from the fabric of her new curtains!  She then
crawled around on her hands and knees like a dog, lapping up every last
glistening puddle of semen from the floor.



   She did have enough sense to use Windex and paper towels to clean up the
olive oil.  The thought of licking up that mess was just too disgusting! 
The only thing that defeated her was the toaster.  She unplugged it, and
licked off the top.  She had no idea how to go about getting her spunk out
from inside of it!  "I'll let it dry." She said in a husky voice.  "It
might stink the first few times I use it, but the heat should sterilize and
cook off any remaining gunk!"



   Looking around, she was almost sad when she could find no more of her
luscious ejaculate to consume.  "I, I want more." She whispered.  She
looked down at herself and smiled.  "I'm still hard.  I'll just make more!"




   Lisa sat back down on the floor.  "No use making a mess anywhere else. I
may as well try this right here!" Lying down, she threw her long legs up
over her head.  She laughed in pure delight.  "Being in shape has more
benefits then I ever dreamed of!  Guys would kill to be able to do this!"
Hooking her toes under the storage drawer at the bottom of her oven, Lisa
had no trouble taking the head of her cock between her lips!



   Her ponderous breasts sort of hindered things, but that was no big deal.
Lisa was flexible enough that she managed to get nearly four inches of
yummy olive oil flavored penis into her greedy mouth!  As she blew her own
cock, the sensations also blew her mind!  The guys fortunate enough to
experience her favors were right!  She sure did know how to give head!



   Her tongue felt so soothing and soft against her hardness, as that
hardness felt so firm and hot against her tongue!  Getting direct sensual
feedback as her tongue moved greatly increased Lisa's oral skills.  She was
the lucky recipient of the very best blowjob she had ever given!  For the
sheer perverse thrill of it, she made disgusting slurpy sloppy noises as
she eagerly sucked away at her cock.



   Thoughts of her mother invaded her mind again, but this time Lisa just
went with it!  Momma would give great head!  She sucked harder, trying to
get a little more penis into her mouth.  Momma would be able to deep
throat! Lisa moaned around her shaft.  How would it feel to lodge her cock
into Momma's, or any woman's throat?  That would be heaven on Earth!



   Last week a patient came to her right after high school cheer practice.
Lisa gurgled as she couldn't help thinking about the healthy buxom young
cheerleader on her knees before her!  Her imagination pictured her mother
right there too, urging her to fuck the pretty teens face, stating over and
over that it was okay; the girl had been left back a couple grades, and was
really eighteen!



   Moaning and bouncing on the floor, Lisa was driving herself wild!  Her
tongue explored playfully as she sucked.  When she tried to wedge the tip
of her tongue under her foreskin, the intense sensation overpowered her
senses!  She began to shake, and it happened again!  Lisa felt that
wonderful rush once more, and a thick spurt of semen blasted over her
tongue!



   Gout after gooey gout of ejaculate burst free to fill her mouth. 
Swallowing frantically, Lisa could hardly keep up!  She felt the warmth of
it filling her tummy, as she produced nearly as much fluid as her wild
jerking session had launched all over the kitchen!



   "Wow!" she exclaimed thickly as she released her cock from between her
now smiling lips.  "George Carlin was right.  I might never leave the
house!" she joked as she unfolded herself and climbed unsteadily to her
feet.  "If I did, I'd never know what fucking a woman was like!  I gotta
find a lesbian bar!  I bet I could pick someone up, and then give her the
surprise of her life!"



   Sunlight was just beginning to filter through the curtains when Lisa
heard a click, and her clock radio activated in the bedroom.  "This is an
emergency broadcast!  I repeat.  Do not panic.  Only woman six foot or
taller, with a bust size DD or larger, are transforming.  There are
unconfirmed reports of, uh, appendages in excess of twenty inches!  If you
are such a person, stay in your home!  If you know such a person, and are
an unaffected female, STAY AWAY!  If you are an unaffected virgin female,
LOCK YOUR DOORS!  Researchers even now are studying the event!  Early
inductions link it to the dispersal of the Dryden Virus.  Doctor Mary Ellen
Dryden is at this time not a suspect of wrongdoing, but authorities wish to
question her about key factors of her creation.  This is an emergency
broadcast!"



   Lisa ran into her bedroom.  The announcement seemed to be a recording.
It just kept cycling over and repeating.  She shut off the radio.  "Oh
shit, I'm not alone in this!" Oddly, that was a bit of a comfort.  "At
least I won't be branded a freak!  Damn, who would have thought that the
conspiracy theorists would be right about something for once!  I thought
they were crazy to protest the Dryden Sniffles!"



   When her phone rang, Lisa snatched it up.  "Darling, are you okay?" the
worried voice asked.  "The reports are everywhere!  Did, did you, uh, um,
you're so tall, and, uh, healthy.  Are you, are you still the same?"



   Her face grew warm, and her flaccid cock gave a distinct jerk.  "Momma,
I'm fine." She gulped.  "I, um, I'm one of the effected, though."



   "Don't go outside, baby girl!" her mother seemed to forget her
embarrassment.  "They're rounding up everyone who's statuesque, and, well,
with big breasts.  I don't know what's going on, but I don't want you
interred in some nasty camp or something!  Just stay in your apartment, and
keep the doors locked!"



   "Momma, you pay too much attention to all those conspiracy theories! 
Nobody is going to arrest people that committed no crime!  It would be like
being arrested because you caught a cold or something!"



   "Please Lisa, promise me!  I'll cover your practice!  Just please humor
me and stay home!" Lisa heard a sniffle.  "Remember Lisa, no matter what,
you're still my pretty little girl!"



   Penis aside, Lisa grew even more embarrassed.  She had towered over her
mother since she was twelve years old.  Did that mean anything?  No!  She
was stuck being "Darling little girl"!  She sighed.  "I know momma!  I love
you too!"



   "Promise me!"



   "Okay, okay!  I promise!  I'll hide out here for a few days.  Oh, Mrs.
Olsen is going to be in at two.  Be warned.  I think the woman purposely
eats garlic before her checkups!  I nearly passed out last time she was
in!"



   "Honey, you're always too nice.  If I get a whiff of something, I'm
going to stop everything and demand that she brush her teeth before I
continue!"



   Lisa sighed.  "Would you?  Thanks momma!  You're the best tooth jockey I
know!"



   "Tooth jockey?  Have you been reading those weird murder mysteries
again? That sounds like something your Philip Marlowe would call a
dentist!"



   "Good bye Momma!" Lisa hung up with a grin.  Who was mom kidding?  It
was her mother that got her hooked on Hard Boiled detective tales!



   Her penis seemed to be getting interested again, just from being on the
phone with her lovely mother.  "Cut it out, you overgrown turkey baster! 
Twice is enough for now!"



   Lisa gritted her teeth and took an ice cold shower.  The excess blood,
not to mention drying seminal fluid was rinsed from her toned body.  She
carefully examined the base of her now totally wilted penis.  It seemed
nearly healed already.  Her skin just sort of naturally blended into the
flesh of the cock.  It looked like it had always been a part of her body.



   "Well, at least I don't have to worry about infections." She thought
about it, while shivering under the needle fine spray of arctic water. 
"I've read enough science fiction in my day.  If I had to guess, I'd say
Doctor Dryden pulled some sort of a genetic re-write using her virus as a
vector to deliver the new genetic instructions.  Why else would the change
be so swift and neatly executed?  I wonder what the hell she did it for. 
Is she just a fan of those weird Japanese cartoons with dick-girls in
them?"



   Lisa sighed.  "There must have been some massive hormonal and
chromosomal changes as well.  Intellectually, I know I should be going
insane with fear, not standing around admiring a stupid prick!" she giggled
and gave the six inch limp noodle a sharp little flick with her finger.  "I
think this is the start of a beautiful friendship!"



   Standing up to pee was actually kind of fun!  It was like having your
own built in super-soaker water gun!  She had some problems getting dressed
though.  "What do guys do with their junk when they're not using it?" she
mused as she tried arranging herself different ways.  Six limp inches was
easier to cope with then twelve hard ones, but it looked downright
ridiculous trying to cram it into even her most unflattering "Granny
Panties"!  Wait, I think I still have `em!" she looked around, and found a
pair of men's boxers buried in the bottom of her panty drawer.



   She slipped into them.  "Thanks Mike!" she said to their donor.  "Thank
goodness he never asked for them back after making such a big deal in
leaving "Commando" style after we spent the night together!" She let the
member sort of hang down her right thigh.  "There, that seems to work!"



   She dressed in her usual idea of high fashion for her days off.  Pink
sweatpants, with the word PINK emblazoned boldly across her firm round
bottom, a ratty old tee-shirt, topped with the snuggly warm pink zip up
hoodie to match the pants completed the ensemble.  Her sweats were cheap
knock-offs, but she didn't care.  Victoria's Secret didn't stock much in
her healthy proportions, so screw `em!  Besides, VS didn't have anything in
official Hello Kitty pink!  Lisa didn't admit it to many people, but deep
down she was girly-girl enough to adore anything in pink.  One of the
things that had annoyed her about Mike was when he had exclaimed her
apartment looked like the Pepto Bismol factory had exploded!



   She pulled back her shoulder length blonde hair and tied it in a simple
pony-tail with a pink Scrunchie.  It was ten minutes before she realized
she had forgotten something.



   Lisa stared at her reflection in the mirror.  "Oh shit, the girls are
riding high!  I look like I'm wearing some kind of serious heavy duty
underwire here!  This is great!" She gave a little experimental hop. 
"Damn! I haven't been this bouncy since I was the only eleven year old in
the whole school with DD's, and all the boys would gather around to watch
me skip rope!  Is Dr.  Dryden trying to knock bra manufacturers out of
business, too?  Whatever, else, I think I should thank her for this!" She
gave another hop.  "I was worried I'd be wearing them down around my knees
by the time I turned forty!" her cock gave another little twitch.  "That's
enough out of you!  I refuse to turn myself on!"



   Laughing, she turned her back on the sexy woman in the mirror, and went
to the kitchen.  That's when calamity struck.  "Of all the worst things
that could happen, this is the worst possible thing!  Fuck, I'm completely
out of coffee!" She searched quickly, but there wasn't even any of the
dreaded emergency back-up instant!  "Damn, I promised momma, but this is
important!  I'll just run down to Starbucks, get a quick Venti and a pound
of beans.  I'll be back here in twenty minutes!"



   She pulled on her specially ordered Hello Kitty sneakers, and donned her
favorite pink ball cap, tucking her ponytail through the back.  Grabbing
her keys and a single twenty dollar bill, she was on her way.  Once out in
the early morning sun, Lisa felt the tension in the city.  Guys looked at
her, that was nothing unusual, but now there seemed to be a bit of distrust
and maybe even fear in their glances.  She saw a few women, and they
practically ran from her, crossing the oddly deserted streets to avoid
coming close.  "Just get your coffee." She muttered while walking
self-consciously down the sidewalk.  "They can't be sure I have a dick. 
Just ignore `em!"



   Officer Pandora Boxten drove slowly down the nearly deserted streets of
the city.  "This isn't right." She muttered, watching for any sign of those
she was ordered to apprehend.  Sure it was frightening, but the people
affected were not at fault.  She wished she knew just who had ordered the
fascist style roundup.  It was probably some man who felt threatened and
insecure over this strange new twist to human development.



   The radio beeped, and then issued yet another report.  "Any cars in the
vicinity of Fifth and Main Street be advised.  Melee reported at Saint
Augustus School for girls.  The student body has barricaded the premises,
preventing the apprehension of six nuns, reportedly fitting the
characteristics of known altered women, and the school's entire basketball
team.  Cordon off the area, but do not approach.  There are unconfirmed
reports of a bonfire consisting of," The voice went silent for a moment. 
"Good Lord, School Uniforms and habits?  Keep all onlookers back!  We can't
let anyone record this for the news!  The girls and the rest of the nuns
are burning their clothes!  They're dancing naked around the blaze!"



   Pandora felt her face grow hot under the respirator mask she was ordered
to wear.  This was like some of the weird internet stories she searches
for, uh, finds by accident once in a great while.  Well, nearly every
night. "Oh shit, this can't be happening!"



   Pandora drove on.  Despite hopes to the contrary, she spotted one!  A
tall athletic woman dressed from head to toe in a nearly eye searing pink
was striding along at a pace that would be almost a run for someone with
shorter legs.  "Fuck, her tits are freakin' huge!  She looks like she's
smuggling basketballs!" For a second, vestiges of high school born envy
clouded her mind.  "Show off!" she muttered, trying not to think about her
delicate A cup bust, and how she didn't even bother wearing a bra today. 
"With a body like that, why the hell does she dress like a little kid?"
With a vengeful flick of a finger, she gave a warning blast on the siren.



   Lisa's heart rose up in her throat when she heard the distinct
"Blurt-blurt" of a police car signaling for attention.  She ignored it, and
walked on.  Ice filled her veins when she heard a full three second blast
of the cruiser's siren, and bright flashing lights rivaled the dawn's early
light.  "You there, halt!" announced a voice over the car's public address
system.  "Yes, I mean you, Pinkie Pie!  Turn and put your hands up over
your head and face the wall.  Lean forward, grab those bricks and take a
step back so your weight is on the wall.  Spread those legs, and don't move
a muscle!"



   Pandora made sure the mask snugly covered her face before exiting the
car and approaching the subject.  She carefully walked closer, feeling
embarrassed as her face continued to radiate heat.  The PINK logo was
stretched skin tight over firm round buttocks that would make Kim
Kardashian feel inadequate!



   Lisa trembled as she leaned against the wall.  Oh damn, was Momma right?
Was there really some dark roundup going on?  "Officer, I didn't do
anything!" she cried as she heard steps drawing closer behind her.  She
glanced quickly back and forth.  The few people she had seen rapidly faded
from view.  It looked like nobody wanted to be a witness to this!  "What's
going on?"



   "Don't move!" the oddly muffled voice ordered.  Lisa trembled as hands
briskly patted down her body.  She let out a squeal when one hand grabbed
her in a unique new way she had never experienced before.  "Is this a
weapon?" the muted voice asked urgently.



   "No, that, that's just, um, that's me!" Lisa moaned as her penis was
squeezed uncomfortably tight.



   "Jesus Mary and Joseph, you really are on of them!" Pandora gasped,
snatching her hand away from the log hanging down the pink clad woman's
thigh.  "Thank God I was wearing gloves!  We're not supposed to let
ourselves risk coming in contact with any bodily fluids!" She paused to
collect her thoughts.  She had just accidentally fondled the second penis
she had ever touched in her life!  She shook her head.  "Okay, I guess your
fairly harmless now.  Lower your right hand." The arm slowly came down, and
Pandora slapped a cuff on the wrist.  "Now let's have the other one!" In
seconds she had both arms restrained.  "Now turn around!"



   Lisa turned, and saw the officer for the first time.  She must have just
made the height requirement.  Not counting the hat, she looked to be
exactly five foot tall.  She wore the complete regulation uniform, with its
fifteen pound utility belt with gun (a 15-shot, 9mm Beretta) and holster,
taser, pepper spray, handcuffs, keys, radio and flashlight.  Aside from
that, she also wore surgical gloves and a 3M 7800 Series Full-Face
Respirator Mask.  At least that explained the muffled voice!  "What the
hell is that for?" Lisa demanded.  "The radio said only people like me are
affected!  I seriously doubt if I'm contagious!"



   Pandora's green eyes opened wide behind the polycarbonate faceplate. 
"No, you aren't, but I have to be careful about your smell!"



   "What?  Hey, I wash regularly, pip-squeak!  I took a shower less then an
hour ago!"



   "I don't mean like that!" The officer shook her head.  Lisa couldn't
help noticing how lovely her blazing red hair was, what she could see of it
under hat and mask straps.  "Now get in the car and don't give me any
trouble!"



   "What charge?" Lisa snapped angrily.



   Pandora dropped her hand to the taser at her hip.  "How does 50,000
volts sound?  Is that enough charge for you, Pinkie?"



   Lisa climbed into the open door, and settled into the hard plastic form
fitted seat.  She watched as the cop circled around the front of the car,
and couldn't help noticing the sway of her wide hips, with the big heavy
belt riding so low and sexy.  "Not now!" she groaned through clenched
teeth, as her penis stirred and began to grow.  Her discomfort grew as it
slithered farther down the leg of her sweatpants to actually extend past
her knee.  She couldn't help a pained groan as her hardness strained
against boxers and tight sweats.  Tears of frustration filled her eyes as
they drove down the street.



   At a red light, Pandora looked back at her prisoner and felt a stab of
pure unadulterated guilt.  "It's for your own good!" she assured, eyes
betraying her own disbelief in the words.  "Why are you crying?  I didn't
hurt you."



   "I, I, um, I have to, uh, arrange myself!" She fidgeted.  "Can't you
cuff me in front?  I'm not used to this, and, um, my thing is really
uncomfortable now!"



   "Oh my God, it really is a part of you, isn't it?"



   "Yes!  And my underwear is digging into me something fierce!"



   The police car suddenly turned almost by itself as Pandora made a quick
decision.  "This isn't proper procedure, but nothing about today has been
proper!" She pulled into an alleyway and the shut off the engine.  "This is
how it's going to work.  Turn and lie down across the seats.  When you're
in position, I'll open the door and unlock the cuffs.  Any funny business
and I'll taser your ass, and bring you in while your shaking in your own
piss, understand me?"



   "Yes officer!" Lisa said meekly as she tried her best to comply.



   "Okay now, just be good!" The Pandora stepped out of the car, and walked
around to open Lisa's door.



   Lisa couldn't help noticing how nice the cop smelled.  She also couldn't
help a thrilled feeling when the woman slipped a little, and her perky
little breasts pressed against her back.  Something in her mind just
clicked.  When the cuffs snicked open, she moved!  Sitting up, she grabbed
the cop and yanked her completely into the car!



   Pandora gasped, and started to struggle.  She had fucked up badly!  The
woman in pink had both a size and strength advantage!  "No, stop this
immediately!" she squealed as the cuffs clamped down on her own wrists!  In
seconds it was over.  She had her hands cuffed behind her back, and was
lying on the floor of her cruiser!



   Lisa stared as the officer struggled.  "Let me up this instant!" The cop
demanded, fear showing in her emerald eyes.  "Assaulting an officer is a
felony!  You'll do serious time for this!"



   "But I didn't do anything!  You didn't even read me my rights!  What the
hell is going on?" Lisa tried to calm herself down.  "Just tell me what's
happening, and I'll let you up.  Start with this." Lisa tapped the
faceplate of the respirator, and saw the glint of fear in the cop's eyes.



   "Okay!  When I said your smell, I meant pheromones!  You changelings are
emitting a sent that makes normal women go a little funny!"



   "Funny, what do you mean?"



   "There's a marked lowering of inhibitions." Pandora knew her fair and
freckled face was nearly glowing red as she continued.  "It's more
pronounced in virgins.  We, uh, they seem to start craving penetration!  It
seems to be a part of the Dryden disaster.  There are reports of orgies all
over the city!  The only way we can control matters is to round up all the
changelings and secure them in lockup!"



   The word virgin seemed to enter her soul like an electric shock!  Her
cock throbbed.  Lisa looked down to see a slowly spreading dark wet spot on
the knee of her sweatpants.  She worked her fingers against it and moaned.
Lifting her hand, she licked at her delightful wetness.  "Officer?" she
asked softly.  "Are you a virgin, by any chance?"



   "Oh shit!" Pandora began struggling harder.  She couldn't let this
changeling compromise her mask!  "Let me up!  You didn't have any ID on
you! Let me up and unlock the cuffs.  Then just walk away!  I promise I
won't come after you again!"



   Lisa smiled.  Reaching down, she grasped one of the twin filter
cartridges on the respirator mask.  It's mounting was self explanatory. 
Giving it a half twist, she unlocked and removed it.  "I'll let you up in a
minute.  I just want to see something first." Massaging her cock through
her sweatpants, the wetness grew.  Lisa anointed her finger with the fluid
again, but this time she didn't lick it off.  Lisa shoved her wet finger
into the open hole of the mask, and wiped the slimy fluid all around
inside. Then she put the filter back with a twist to lock it in place.



   "No, oh fuck no!" Pandora closed her eyes and mouth tightly.  She had to
hold her breath at all costs!  It was no use!  She lasted almost two
minutes when everything began to swim around and grow dim.  Pandora
couldn't stop herself!  She gasped convulsively and took a deep shuddering
breath!  One gasping lungful of precious air after another made her became
aware of a musky strong scent.  She knew what it was, but had never smelled
it this strongly before!  She was sniffing a total stranger's pre-cum, and
that stranger was a hermaphrodite!



   Lisa watched intently, not knowing what to expect.  The cop opened her
eyes.  They seemed to flash fire as the prone woman stared up at her.  Her
breasts rose and fell as she breathed deeply.  Slowly, those lovely eyes
began to dilate.  Lisa felt like she could lose herself in those dark
depths.  "I, I'll let you up now."



   With a strong hand under her shoulder, Pandora was helped into a sitting
position.  "The rest of the way, Dammit!" she snapped as she scooted
forward until she could rest her feet outside of the car on the grimy
alleyway.  "Help me up, and unlock these damn cuffs!"



   Whatever Lisa was expecting, this wasn't it.  "Okay, just don't shoot
me!"



   Once she was on her feet, and the cuffs were unlocked, Pandora rubbed
her wrists.  "What are you, one of those cop haters?  Why the fuck would I
shoot you?"



   Lisa stared at the cop.  "No, of course not!  I, um, well, maybe I went
too far."



   Pandora took off the compromised mask and threw it to the ground. 
"You're lucky I don't charge you with assaulting an officer, Pinkie!" Her
hand strayed, and began to sort of sensually caress the Mag-lite hanging
from her heavy belt.  "It's just lucky for you that my willpower is
unbreakable!" The hand cupped around the shaft of the light, and began
giving it what could only be called a hand job.  "Now get back in the damn
car before I start compiling charges!"



   Lisa sighed and climbed back in.  At least she wasn't cuffed this time!
"Thanks officer." She said softly.  The cop suddenly snatched her hand from
the hard black metal tube as if it had turned red hot.  "I swear I won't
cause any more trouble!"



   "I should think not!" The cop walked around the car.  Lisa couldn't help
noticing that she was now moving with a pronounced undulating stride,
looking like a cat on the prowl.  "Now just relax.  This is for your own
good!"



   "My own good?"



   "Yeah, that's what I'm told!  It's lucky for you that my willpower is so
strong, or you'd be in a world of trouble now!  I'm getting married in six
weeks to a man I, uh, I respect totally.  I was going to, uh, I mean I am
giving myself to him." At a red light, Lisa noticed the cop drop her right
hand from the steering wheel.  Her eyes opened wide.  She was fondling the
light again!



   "Um, does he know you're a virgin?" she asked softly as both hands once
again where on the wheel, and they drove on.



   "I never came right out and said as much." Pandora said with a sigh. 
"He has begun to question why I'll only blow him." She shook her head,
trying to snap herself back to normal.  "This conversation is over!  I
can't believe I just said that to you!"



   Lisa sat quietly, sinking deeper into a sense of dread.  When they
approached the police sub-station, her heart thumped.  "You, you should
think about getting yourself ready for your wedding night." She said with
sudden hope burning in her.  "You want your first time with your husband to
be something special, don't you?"



   Pandora hit the brakes hard.  The hermaphrodite was clumsily trying to
seduce her!  "I said my willpower is unbreakable!" she took a deep breath.
"I, I feel so hot inside, but that doesn't mean shit!" The hand returned to
the flashlight.  "If I can't resist the urges any more, I'll roll a damn
condom down my light and use that!  Do you understand?"



   Lisa smiled.  "So you admit you're having urges?"



   "Yes, damn you!" The hand left the light, and moved between her thighs.
"I feel like I'm going crazy!  I need to know what it feels like!  I'm
turning thirty next month, and the only thing I ever had in me was a
tampon!"



   "I can help you.  Wouldn't that be better then some cold inanimate piece
of metal?"



   "Yes, uh, no, shut the fuck up!  It's only six more weeks!  I have to
think!" Pandora put the car back in gear, and drove past the substation
without stopping.



   They drove on.  The cruiser pulled into the lot of a run down no-tell
motel.  "Why are we stopping here?" Lisa asked with a hopeful lilt to her
voice.



   Pandora turned and glared at her passenger.  "Shut the fuck up!  I need
a place where we can, uh, talk!"



   Getting out of the cruiser, Pandora walked up to the lone car parked in
front of a drab door numbered sixty-nine.  She put her gloved hand on the
hood and felt the heat almost painful against her hand.  Good, they just
arrived!  Rapping her light against the door, she snapped out "Police!"



   In seconds the door flew open!  A man in a disheveled business suit
rushed out, frantically trying to adjust his trousers without looking like
he was.  "Well hello officer!  Fine morning, isn't it?"



   Pandora looked past him into the room.  "It sure is, but it's also too
early for turning tricks.  Yes, I mean you, sister!  Get out here where I
can see you!"



   In seconds a petite bottle blonde rushed out.  From her vantage point in
the car, Lisa enjoyed watching her hastily button her blouse over a nice
rack.  "I, I wasn't doin' nothin!" she said nastily.  "You got nothin on
me! I, I'm his, uh, secretary!"



   "Were you taking dictation in there?" Pandora asked sweetly.



   "Now see here, officer!" The man shouted, his courage growing as the
tent in his pants shrank.  "I didn't pay her yet, um, I mean no money was
exchanged!"



   "Zip it!  I'm in a very generous mood.  I want you two to beat it!  If I
see either of you around here again, I'll bring you both in!"



   "Yes officer!" The man was already halfway into his car.



   "Hey wait, you promised me breakfast after!" the blonde cried.



   With a sigh, Pandora turned to face the guy behind the wheel.  "Is that
true?"



   "Um, I, I may have said something like that!"



   Making a show of writing down the license plate number, Pandora then
took out a business card and handed it to the young woman.  "If he doesn't
take you somewhere nice for breakfast, call me." She turned back to the
driver.  "I noticed your wedding ring.  How would you like me to notify
your wife?"



   "Breakfast!" he cried in panic.  "It's the most important meal of the
day!  Come on miss, get in!"



   The blonde smiled.  "Wow, you're alright for a no good cop!  Thanks!'
She fumbled a room key from pocket of her breathtakingly tight jeans. 
"What should I do with this?"



   "I'll take care of it." Pandora snatched the all important key from the
young hooker's hand.  "After breakfast, if he should still want to play,
charge him twice the normal price.  Just don't come back here to do it."



   "You bet I will!  I'll just whisper `Wifey" and I bet he'll put me up in
a room at the Ritz!  Thanks!"



   When the car drove away, Pandora returned to her unit.  "You, get out
here!" She opened the door.  "My willpower is like a rock, so you'll do
exactly what I say!  Go to the front office.  They'll sell you condoms. 
Get some, and come right back!  I'll be watching.  If you try to make a run
for it, I'll come after you like a bat out of hell and taser you right on
that big bubble butt of yours!  Then I'll forget what I said and charge you
with assaulting an officer!"



   This was the weirdest situation Lisa had ever found herself in, but that
didn't make it any less of a turn on!  "I'll be right back, but I don't
have a bubble butt!"



   "The clock is ticking, Pinkie Pie!" When the tall buxom beauty ran,
Pandora let herself into the motel room and closed the door.  "What the
hell am I doing?" she sighed.  "Oh God, what if she doesn't come back?" She
fondled the flashlight, as her body seemed to burn with some internal
flame! "I need something inside me, and I need it now!"



   Lisa ran!  She was hindered by the swollen cock down her right leg, but
she was in the office in record time.  "Condoms!" she shouted, throwing her
twenty dollar bill onto the counter.  "Extra large, the biggest you got,
and keep the fuckin' change!"



   The old man behind the counter grinned up at her.  "Somebody has a case
of the Hot Pants!" He grabbed the money and pulled a package from the rack
beside him, and tossed it to her.  "Those are Trojan XL Magnums.  They
should be big enough for King Kong!  Have fun!"



   Lisa didn't even answer; she was out the door like a shot, pelting back
to the room.  The cop wasn't there, but the car still was.  She tapped
softly on the motel room door.  "I'm back.  I, I got some, uh, you know
what!"



   Pandora heard the tap on the door, and is sounded as loud as thunder! 
Hardly able to think, she flung open the door and grabbed a pink sleeve. 
Giving a yank, she pulled the blonde into the room with her.  "Good, you
got them!  I'm not saying we'll do anything to need them, but preliminary
reports say that you guys are doing more then firing off blanks!" She
struggled out of her utility belt and stashed it in the closet.  "Now show
it to me!" she asked, suddenly sounding more woman then cop.  "Oh God, look
at that bulge in your sweatpants!  I have to see what's causing it!  Drop
your pants right now!"



   Lisa felt her face grow hot, but she obeyed and pulled down both the
vibrant pink sweatpants and her boxers.  "It only grew this morning." She
said weakly as her twelve inches sprang up and slapped her tummy.  She
stooped and pushed her pants all the way down to her ankles, embarrassed at
being seen with her cockhead so alarmingly close to her face.  "I think I'm
harder now then I was this morning!" she stammered as stood.



   "Oh my Lord, yours is almost exactly twice the size of the one my fiancé
is packing, and I thought he was big!"



   Lisa took a deep breath.  "You're very pretty." She managed to say, as
she watched the cop pull a few pins from her hair and undo the severely
tight bun she wore on the back of her head.  It looked simply lovely as the
long red hair cascaded down over the shoulders of her blue uniform blouse.



   "Thank you, Pinkie!" Pandora smiled shyly.  "You look good too!"



   Lisa stood with her dick sticking out like a flag pole, shifting her
weight from foot to foot.  "What's next?"



   Pandora nervously sat on edge of the bed.  She took off her hat and
placed it carefully on the battered nightstand.  "I never, um, I mean,
Pinkie, Have you ever kissed another woman?"



   Lisa blushed.  "When I was in high school, things got a little weird at
a few slumber parties." She smiled broadly.  "I've, um, kept company with
other girls three times, and twice with my high school gym teacher before
she suddenly had to leave town.  I liked it a lot!"



   "Really, before you even had a cock?" Pandora shook her head.  "Never
mind, just, just sit next to me, okay?" she patted the bed next to her.



   Shuffling like Morticia Addams, Lisa came closer, turned, and sat next
to the police officer.  "Um, what's your name?" she asked softly.



   "Don't laugh!" She smiled.  "My name is Pandora Pithos Boxten.  My
friends call me Pan."



   "Wow, your parents must be really into music and using Linux on their
computers!"



   "What, wait, don't be dumb!  I'm twenty-eight!  Linux wasn't around when
I was born!  Mom has a passion for Greek Mythology!"



   "Oh, I get it!  Like "The Pandorica Opens" on Doctor Who!  I loved that
episode!  It was almost as good as "Blink'.  Matt Smith is shaping up to be
a fine Doctor!"



   "Yeah, no, whatever!  God save me from obsessive fan girls!" Pandora
sighed.  "What's your name, Pinkie?"



   "I'm Lisa." She smiled, thinking it best to hide her full identity. 
"Why do you keep calling me Pinkie Pie?"



   Pandora couldn't help giggling.  She glanced down, saw the huge cock
sprouting from Lisa's lap, and quickly looked back up at the tall woman's
face.  "Um, one of my favorite ponies on "My Little Pony: Friendship is
Magic" is Pinky Pie.  You're dressed all in pink, so I just naturally
started thinking of you as Pinkie Pie."



   Lisa laughed.  "Oh my God, you're one of those crazy bronies?"



   "I'm a Pegasister!  I got hooked by accident when working crowd control
at BroNYCon last June.  If you got a problem with that, I'm going to
tolerate and love the shit out you!"



   Lisa looked down at her cock, and giggled some more.  "I hope so!"



   "Oh shit!" Pandora looked again at the erect monster, and giggled
herself.  "I, I thought you were going to kiss me?"



   Lisa leaned down, and hesitating a moment to see if Pan would change her
mind, and then gently pressed her lips to those of the lovely redhead.  It
was so much more intense then she remembered from daring games at slumber
parties!  Soft as flower petals, Pandora's lips trembled beneath hers. 
They parted with a sigh and Lisa just couldn't stop herself from easing the
tip of her tongue slowly into the beautiful cop's mouth.



   How come Martin couldn't kiss like this?  Pandora thrilled as Lisa's
tongue moved cool and soothing against her own.  Strong arms encircled her,
and soon her tongue was dancing eagerly with Lisa's.  Hands caressed her
back, and then grew bolder.  "Wait, slow down!" she gasped, when those
hands began trying to undo the buttons on her uniform top.  "Stop it!" Body
trembling with burning need, Pandora never the less managed to break the
grip and jump to her feet.



   "I, I thought you wanted this?" Lisa moaned, her cock throbbing almost
painfully.



   "I have willpower!" Pandora cried.  "I am not being forced into anything
by your scent!  I, I will be in control!  I will not let this go too far!"
She staggered to the closet and grabbed her handcuffs.  "Take off your top,
and then turn around, Pinkie, uh, I mean Lisa!"



   "I wasn't going to do anything!" Lisa protested as she pulled off her
hoodie and tee-shirt.  "I swear I wasn't going to force you!"



   "I, I believe you!" Pandora tried to clear her mind.  Her heart was
racing as she stared at the titanic orbs of Lisa's breasts.  The huge cock
jutting up beneath then held her in an almost mesmerized state.  She felt
like a tiny fluttering bird, frozen as huge and hungry snake slowly
approached to devour her.  "This, this is just insurance!  Now let me cuff
you, please!"



   Lisa let herself be placed back in the restraints, and offered no
resistance as she was pushed back and positioned lying in the center of the
motel bed.  She watched as Pandora grabbed her tee-shirt and twisted it up
into a thick ropelike form.  Working swiftly, the officer tied it tightly
around her knees.  She then pulled the sweatpants over pink sneakers, and
used them to securely tie the ankles together over the borrowed boxers
still adorning them.  Lisa couldn't help struggling a little, but her long
legs were bound firmly together, and her hands were secured and pinned
under her back.  She gulped, feeling more then a little nervous in her
complete helplessness.



   "What are you going to do?" she asked softly as Pandora stared down at
her.  The redhead was breathing funny, and Lisa could swear she saw a hint
of drool on the woman's lips.



   Pandora shook her head.  "I, I want my honey moon to be something
special." She whispered softly as she pulled off the latex gloves she wore.
"I, I'll break my hymen on your cock, and, and then get right off.  Just in
once, and then right back out, with you restrained and your dick wrapped up
in a condom for safety.  I can't have any mistakes, not at this time of my
cycle!  I don't dare risk letting even one of your brand new sperm enter my
body!  Don't you worry though; I'll get you off with my mouth.  Martin
loves my blow jobs.  That's how I managed to keep him happy all this time
without letting him pop my cherry."



   Lisa watched as very slowly, the police officer removed her uniform. 
Her cock seemed to twitch and throb as Pandora first kicked of her gleaming
black shoes and place them up on the closet shelf.  Next, her hands went to
her waist, and Lisa thrilled as she watched the cop undo her belt,
unbutton, unzip, and then step out of her pants.  When Pandora unbuttoned
the cuffs of her long sleeved uniform blouse, Lisa thought her heart would
stop!



   This was more exciting then any porno movie she had ever downloaded. 
Hell, this was more exciting then any time she had been with a man!  One by
one, the rest of the buttons were slowly undone until the officer was able
to shrug off the top and hang it up in the closet next to the pants. 
Pandora was down to wearing just black socks, black panties, and a navy
blue mock turtleneck shirt.  When the redhead pulled that shirt up over her
head, and then shook her flowing red hair free of it, Lisa would have
applauded if her hands weren't cuffed and pinned under her prone body!



   Lisa gasped, as the officer stood topless before her.  The pert little
girl breasts were adorable, capped by erect nipples that looked almost too
big for them.  It was obvious that Pandora took her job seriously.  While
her body had lovely curves, and a simply stunning flair to the wide spread
hips, her arms and legs were well toned.  The muscle definition was damn
sexy!  "Oh God, Pan, you're beautiful!  Your body is perfect!  You're like
a fashion model, only not as tall!" she gasped.  "Please, take off the
panties!  I, I want to see everything!"



   Pandora felt her whole body flush.  The look in Lisa's eyes told her
that she really meant every word!  She always had the gut feeling that
Martin wished for something a little bigger in the boob department.  Lisa's
eyes were almost glowing as they seemed to devour every inch of her body in
obvious joy!  She took a deep breath.  "Okay, since you asked so nicely!"



   Lisa couldn't help moaning as her new friend slowly pulled her panties
down.  "Oh God, oh my God!" she breathed as Pandora proudly displayed her
nakedness.  The little tuft of red pubic hair seemed to almost blaze like a
fire!  Pandora slowly spread her legs, and Lisa moaned again.  Her mouth
watered when she saw the lovely pouty lips of Pandora's labia!  Her cock
gave a sudden jerk, and a glistening drop of clear fluid oozed out of her
pee slit and quivered precariously on the head of her penis.



   Pandora stared in turn at Lisa's cock.  "Oh shit, that single drop of
pre-cum probably has enough sperm to knock me up!  If what the scientists
said is right, it probably has enough to knock up every woman in a three
block radius!  I have to be super careful!" She picked up the package of
Trojans and carefully read the instructions before she tore open the box.



   Lisa watched with wide open eyes as Pandora ripped open an individual
condom packet, and took out the rolled up latex device.  "I use a diaphragm
and spermicidal jelly myself." She said in a soft voice, as the
prophylactic was carefully centered on the head of her cock.  "This, this
is actually the first time I ever used a condom.  I never dreamed that I'd
be the one to actually wear the stupid thing!"



   Pinching the reservoir tip like the instructions advised, Pandora
trapped the dangerous fluid inside the latex sheath as she rolled it
carefully down the warm hard shaft.  "It's not stupid!" she said with a wry
grin.  "I'd be damn stupid if I stuck this dangerous weapon up inside me
bareback though, and don't you forget that!"



   "I, um, do people like me really make sperm?"



   Hand around the latex encased shaft, Pandora gave it a loving little
squeeze, "That's what the reports are saying." She blushed.  "The way
things are shaping up, it looks like there's going to be a world wide
baby-boom in nine months!  You guys are using up the nation's supply of
virgins, too!" She frowned.  "That's one of the many asinine reasons for
this damn round up.  Somebody up the chain of command wants to save
unaltered women for men only.  You guys are being tested every which way
the scientists can think of, in order to find a way to change you back, or
at least sterilize you in mass!" She gave another squeeze.  "That's why I'm
not turning you in, Lisa!  When we, uh, finish here, I want you to get
lost. Understand me?  This roundup is wrong!  I will not be some mindless
functionary who was "just following orders" like the sick bastards in all
those trials after WWII!"



   "Won't, won't you get into trouble?" Lisa asked softly as the gorgeous
redhead joined her on the bed.  "I don't want you to have any problems
because of me!"



   "You let me worry about that, Pinkie!" she blushed.  "Sorry, I mean
Lisa."



   Lisa found herself grinning.  "I never had a nickname before, at least
none people used to my face.  I kind of like when you call me Pinkie!" she
whimpered.  "I, I'd also like if you, uh, if you tried putting me, um, into
you!"



   Pandora threw her leg over the prone and helpless hermaphrodite.  She
straddled the woman's thighs, and smiled down at her.  "I'd like to put you
into me, Pinkie.  With you trussed up and your `package' wrapped, I can do
it without worrying about us getting carried away and making me a part of
the "Boom" in nine months!"



   Quivering huge breasts rising and falling with each ragged breath, Lisa
watched as the smaller woman slid her foot forward on the bed in order to
lift up high enough to accommodate her erection.  Just kneeling on her
knees didn't do the trick!  She whimpered when gentle fingers closed over
her latex covered shaft.  "Oh God, I can't believe I'm doing this!" she
gasped.  "I, I get your virginity!"



   "Yes, you do!" Pandora whispered as she placed the swollen head right at
her opening.  "Thank Goodness I'm soaked!  That'll help!" She paused,
gathering her nerve.  "Okay, this is it.  I'm gonna do it!" She hesitated,
body trembling in fearful anticipation.  "I'm really gonna do it this
time!" Biting her lower lips, she tensed up her body.  "Here I go!"



   Pandora bore down, and the massive thick member slid up into her body!
She felt no more then a slight tugging dull ache as her hymen gave way
under the relentless pressure.  "I, um, that wasn't bad!  I most have
busted my cherry while working out or something!" she settled lower, taking
more of the shaft into her sheath.  "Maybe it was when I stole my brother's
bike when I was twelve.  I fell, and straddled the top bar really hard!  If
I was a guy, I probably would have just about died!"



   Lisa could hardly comprehend the words.  "Oh, oh God, Pan, you're so
warm inside!  You're squeezing me!  It, it's wonderful!"



   "Don't get used to it!" Pandora gasped as she settled completely onto
the massively erect organ.  Looking down, she could hardly believe her
eyes! Red and blonde pubic hair mingled together.  "It's all inside me!"
she said in wonder.  "I feel it bottoming out, but I have all of you in me!
Oh my God, its way up in my belly!  How is it even fitting in me?"



   "Please move!" Lisa begged, wishing with all her heart that somehow the
handcuffs would just disappear so she could reach up and pull her lover
close.  "Pandora, Pan, move up and down!  Oh please, you have to move up
and down on me!  It feels so good, but I'll die if you don't start fucking
me!"



   "I will fight this!" Pandora breathed as she tried to keep her
desperately aroused body in check with the power of her intellect over
emotions older then the dawn of time.  The glorious feeling of fullness
felt so right, but she had to remain in control of her senses!  "I am too
strong for pheromones!" she moaned, fighting every instinct to keep her
body still.  "My willpower is too strong!"



   Driven nearly to the point of tears, Lisa begged.  "Please just for a
little bit!  I'm wearing a condom!  It's safe!  I swear I'll even tell you
when I'm gonna cum!"



   Pandora wrestled with her burning desires for nearly five minutes.  The
only movement her body made was the trembling her arousal caused.  "I am in
control!" she gasped; as she finally forced herself to rise, and lift off
of the beautiful penis lodged so deep inside her body.  Once the head
popped free, she nearly fell over sideways in her haste to get away before
her will broke and just rammed herself right back onto that lovely cock!



   "Don't leave me like this!" Lisa wailed, her cock throbbing with a need
she could barely comprehend.  "You have to put me back in!  Please Pan, you
gotta help me!  Look, the condom is there!  Please get back on!"



   Panting, Pandora tried to compose herself.  "Oh God, I think that was
the hardest thing I ever did!  Sorry Pinkie, but I don't dare put it in me
again!  I almost lost control!  I might not be able to stop next time!  If
I didn't know what your pheromones were doing to me, I would never have
been able to make myself get off!" She smiled.  "I told you I'd make it
good for you though." Slowly and gently, she carefully rolled the condom
back up the shaft, and removed it from the now slippery and wet head of the
iron hard penis.  "You'll love my blow jobs, I promise!" she said with a
laugh as she tossed the used condom carelessly on the nasty floor.



   Eyes open wide, Lisa watched as Pandora brought her lovely face closer
and closer to her rigidly erect cock.  "This, this is good too!" she
hissed, as lips parted, and the slimy pre-cum coated head slipped past
them.



   The musky salty taste was thrilling.  Warmth against her tongue seemed
to spread through her body to ignite her soul.  Pandora's eyes opened wide
in shock.  She released the saliva slicked head, but it was too late. 
"Bodily fluids!" she wailed, as the urges she felt before seemed to amplify
a thousand fold.  "Oh God, I made a mistake!"



   Lisa whimpered.  "What mistake?  Please Pan, you said you'd suck me off!
What's going on?  Why'd you stop?"



   "I made a mistake!" Pandora cried again, as her body yearned for that
wonderful fullness again.  "It's not just pheromones!" She ran to the
bathroom and locked the door.  She started water running in the sink, and
rinsed her mouth over and over.  It was far too late.  Whatever chemicals
were present in hermaphroditic pre-cum, had already absorbed into her
tongue and were now coursing through her veins!  "I need it in me!" she
wailed, hand scrabbling at the locked door and flinging it open.  "Oh God,
I need you inside me, Pinkie!"



   "Oh yes!  Do it, please do it!" Lisa cried as Pandora staggered back to
the bed.  "There are two more condoms!  I need to fuck you!"



   With the last shred of her self control, Pandora managed to grab the
open box of Trojans.  "Gotta get one on you!" she whimpered as her fingers
shook.  She had to use her teeth, clamping them tightly to tear the corner
off of the packet.  "Need protection!  Don't wanna be pregnant for my
wedding!" she moaned as she turned to reach for the wonderful beautiful
penis.  "Oh shit!" she cried in despair as she dropped the latex sheath
onto the dirty floor.  "Thank God there's one more!" she gasped, as she
pulled it out.



   Once she opened that last packet, her clumsy shaking fingers dropped it
too!  The rolled up latex fell onto the edge of the bed.  When Pandora
frantically grabbed for it, she knocked it off.  Time seemed to stand still
as the flimsy prophylactic slowly dropped to join the other two on the
grimy linoleum.  Leaning over the side of the bed, Pandora watched in
horror as a roach scuttled across it on its way back under the bed.  "No,
oh fuckin' shit, the floor's filthy!  That's why I left my socks on!  I
can't use those now!  They're dirty!  We'd get a disease!" She looked
around the room uselessly, but there was nothing they could use as a
makeshift rubber.  "I, I'll get dressed and go buy some more!"



   Lisa had enough presence of mind to know something was wrong.  She
watched as Pandora staggered to where she had hung up her uniform, only to
turn around and stumble back onto the bed.  "We need condoms!" she shouted,
her lover's earlier anxiety fueling her own.  "You said so!  I'll be a
daddy if you don't get some!"



   Pandora moaned.  "I know!" she shouted.  "I, I just can't stop myself! I
need this too much!  I need you inside me more then I've ever needed
anything in my life!  I can't wait for any stupid condoms!  Lisa, you gotta
tell me when you're gonna ejaculate!  I, I'll hop off, and let you squirt
in my mouth!  Please promise you'll warn me!  I can't let you cum inside.
Its way too dangerous!  I'm ovulating today!" She once again straddled the
bound and prone hermaphrodite.  "Oh God help me, I can't fight it any more!
If I don't get you back in me right this second, I think I'll go insane!"



   "I swear I'll tell you!" Lisa vowed as Pandora grasped her cock with
trembling fingers.  "I'll tell you way before I shoot!  I give you my
word!"



   "I'll wipe you off first!" Pandora said as she frantically grabbed at
the threadbare sheets with her free hand.  "You're covered in pre-cum! 
Please don't leak any more!"



   "I can't control that!" Lisa squealed as her cock was roughly swabbed of
the slippery fluid.  While she only had her own for a matter of hours, Lisa
was no stranger to how an aroused and hard cock behaved.  "It oozes out by
itself!  It isn't something you can turn on or off!"



   "Try!" Positioning the now naked member at her entrance, Pandora once
again took it into her body.  "Oh God, don't let any sperm ooze out!"



   Lisa's mind was in a whirl.  Pandora obviously didn't want to get
knocked up, and she sure didn't want to be a daddy, for want of a better
word, but this was so exciting!  Being inside a woman felt so much better
while uncovered!  The warm tight silky sheath caressed every inch of her
hardness as Pandora settled down onto her again.  Instincts newly wired
into her nervous system by the change brought about a slowly dawning
understanding.  "I, I really could make you pregnant." She whispered, as
her lover sat rigidly, unprotected, while fully impaled on a rock hard
naked penis.  "Maybe, maybe it's happening even now!"



   "Don't talk like that!" Pandora moaned as her hips began to slowly rock.
"I, I think if I can cum, I can get myself back under control!  Please
Pinkie, hold it in!  Let me orgasm, and then I'll try, no, I will hop right
off and suck you!"



   Lisa moaned deep in her throat as her new best friend began to lift up,
and then drop back down on her raging erection.  "I think I'm oozing!" she
couldn't help teasing, testing the limits of the biochemical spell Pandora
seemed to be under.  "You better get off of me, before it's too late!"



   "It's just pre-cum!" the trained officer cried in desperation, not fully
believing her own words.  "It's okay if it's just a little bit!  Promise
you'll say when you're ready to cum, oh God, promise to hold back until
after I do!"



   Watching in awe, all Lisa could do was pant as Pandora began to ride her
like a cowgirl.  It was simply lovely to see that long blazing red hair fly
about her head, obscuring and then revealing the almost elfin beauty of her
flushed face.  Lisa began to sort of roll her bottom against the bed,
trying to increase the pleasure for both of them, while also fearing she
would inadvertently buck off her lover before she had a chance to plant her
seed in a fertile womb.



   Pandora's mind was fully aware of the danger, but her traitorous body
didn't seem to care!  "Are you close yet?" she gasped, while leaning
forward to plant her hands on those fantastically huge breasts.  "Please,
tell me you're holding back!"



   Letting out a gasp, Lisa couldn't help thrusting her hips upward when
her breasts were so roughly pawed.  "Grab my nipples!" she pleaded.  "Pinch
them!  That really gets me going!"



   "I don't wanna get you going!" Pandora cried as the thumbs and index
fingers of both hands defied common sense and began to tweak and pull on
nipples nearly as big as shot glasses!  "Don't get going!  Oh God, don't
get turned on by this!"



   "You're so beautiful!" Lisa cried as she felt the almost agonizing
tension once again building deep in her loins.  "How could I not be turned
on?"



   They were moving together now.  Securely bound, Lisa still managed to
sensually undulate like some kind of erotic snake.  Pandora held on with
all the strength of her legs, while kneading and grasping the soft, yet
delightfully firm flesh of Lisa's titanic bust.



   "Oh, oh no, I, I'm almost there!!" Pandora cried as she lay fully atop
her lover.  "I, I'm gonna cum!  Hold it in!  Please Lisa, hold it in!" She
tried to brace herself in preparation to jump off of her lover, but moving
erratically, she ended up sort of wedging her feet under Lisa's long
muscular legs.  "Please don't cum!" she whimpered, as her body succumbed.
Burying her face within her lover's abundant cleavage, Pandora's screams
were muffled as the blessed relief of her orgasm surged through her body.



   The sheath snugly gripping her cock began to ripple and contract against
her.  Even if she wanted to, there was no way in Heaven or Hell Lisa could
resist being milked by Pandora's very core.  Her hips thrust upward in
short powerful jabs.  "Oh my God!" she cried as her tensions unleashed like
the unwinding of a tightly coiled spring.  "I'm gonna cum!  I'm gonna knock
you up!"



   Even as she cried out, action matched her words!  Deep within her,
muscles contracted.  She felt it racing up through her body!  With a
massive jerk, the first ribbon of semen burst from the head of her cock as
it was wedged tightly against Pandora's cervix.  Again and again she bathed
that gateway to life with thick hot gooey fluid, simply teaming with virile
strong motile sperm!



   A greasy self administered hand job, followed by a frantic session of
autofellatio didn't hold a candle to this!  Lisa was planting a baby in a
beautiful woman!  This was the most thrilling moment of her life!  "Oh
yeah, oh yeah, it's so good!  Pan, you're wonderful!" she moaned, as her
ejaculation continued for a length of time that would astound and depress
any man.



   Writhing and whimpering, Pandora could hardly breathe with her face
lodged in Lisa's cleavage.  "No!' she managed to wail, as the cock
continued to throb within her.  "Martin, Martin had a vasectomy!  He, he
doesn't want kids!  W-What'll I do?" Somehow that thought alone triggered
her off in yet another powerful string of soul consuming orgasmic
convulsions.



   Minutes or hours later, Pandora managed to climb off of Lisa's body. 
When the now only semi-erect cock slithered out of her, it was accompanied
by huge gouts of pearly white fluid.  "You bitch!" she said through
clenched teeth.  "Why did you cum in me?"



   "Pandora, what the hell could I do?" Lisa asked.  She wriggled
dramatically on the bed.  "I was hardly in a position to stop you!"



   "Shut up!" Pandora struggled off of the bed, and walked bow legged to
the bathroom.  "I gotta at least try to get it out of me!" she cried.  "I
can't possibly slip a baby past Martin!"



   "Oh hell!" Lisa wriggled on the bed.  She managed to move around a
little, but that didn't help.  Pandora didn't close the bathroom door all
the way.  She could see the beautiful redhead squatting over the toilet,
letting the creamy-pie dribble with little spurts and splats into the bowl
below her.  `Dammit, not now!" she told her cock, but it was no use.  Slimy
with semen, it surged once again to full erection!



   After about a half hour of dribbling, Pandora came back into the room
and glared at her.  "Pinkie, you could have at least warned me!" she said
angrily as she began to struggle back into her uniform.  "I, I had enough
willpower where I could have gotten off of you in time!"



   "Are you kidding me?" Lisa shouted back.  "I did warn you!  You were so
into it, nothing would have stopped you!" she blushed.  "I think you even
bruised my damn tits you were holding on so hard!"



   "Oh shut up!" Buckling on her utility belt, Pandora twisted her hair
back into a slightly off kilter bun, and jammed her hat back onto her head.
"I have some thinking to do!"



   "Huh, wait, come back!" Lisa cried as the angry cop stormed out of the
hotel room and slammed the door.  "Oh shit!  I can't believe she left me
like this!  What if a maid finds me?" Lisa felt a smile spread over her
lips.  "Oh, maybe that wouldn't be so bad!  Maybe a pretty little maid will
find me, and smell something that would turn her on!"



   Twenty minutes later, it wasn't a maid that opened the door.  Pandora
walked back in, carrying two plastic bags.  One was from a local hobby
store, the other, a well known pharmacy.  "Damn, do you have a one track
mind?" she asked while staring at Lisa's erection.  "Don't think I'm
climbing back on any time too soon!  Getting filled up like a Boston cream
donut seems to have brought the craving down to a manageable level!"



   "Brought it down?  That must mean you want to do it again!"



   "Oh shut up!" Pandora put the bags on the dresser.  "I have a question.
Are you fertile today too?"



   "Yeah, I'm very regular.  I thought I was pregnant before the dick
popped out, but the timing was way wrong.  I'll probably be ovulating
sometime later today or tomorrow." She shook on the bed.  "If you don't
want to do it again, will you at least untie my legs and get rid of these
cuffs?  Frankly, you're making me a little nervous now!"



   "Good, I want you to be nervous!" Pandora pulled a large plastic bowl
out of the hobby store bag.  From the pharmacy bag, she removed two big
bottles of rubbing alcohol.  She started pouring the alcohol into the bowl.
"I'm turning you loose, just like I said I would.  We'll never see each
other again, but I want to make damn sure you never forget me!"



   "How would I ever forget my first?" Lisa asked coyly.  She froze when
she watched Pandora take a package of coiled clear transparent tubing from
the hobby shop bag.  "What the hell are you doing?" she asked as Pandora
tore open the tubing package, and then immersed the coiled thirty-five inch
length of tubing into the alcohol.  "I want you to let me up right now!"
she said with a quaver in her voice, as Pandora poured the rest of the
alcohol into the bowl to fully cover the tubing.  "This is too weird!  Let
me up right now!"



   "I'll let you up n a little while, Pinkie dear!" The pharmacy bag next
produced a package of K/Y jelly and a roll of white surgical tape.  "I'm
making this day truly memorable for you!"



   "Oh shit!" Lisa began bucking on the bed.  Plastic tubing medical tape
and K/Y jelly?  What did those equal when added to Pandora's anger over
being inseminated?  "Oh fuck me!" she moaned, coming up with the only
possible solution.



   "Exactly, fuck you!  I can't bend that monster to get it up into you,
but I've come up with the next best thing." Pandora laughed.  "In nine
months you are going to really remember this day, just like I will!"



   Lisa struggled on the bed, while trying to will her erection down.  Why
was her stupid cock growing even more rigidly hard?  "Pan, think this
over!" She gasped.  "That's too damn weird!  It isn't even incest!  Its way
closer then that!  I can't knock myself up.  That would be, uh, selfcest,
or something!"



   "You should have thought of that before you forced your baby onto me!"



   "What force?" she gasped.  "You tied me all up!" she bounced on the bed
for emphasis.  "How could I force anything like this?  You wouldn't get off
of me!  It's your fault, not mine!"



   Pandora knew Lisa was right, but that didn't mean she had to admit it!
"Don't be such a baby!" Opening the K/Y jelly, Pandora then snapped rubber
gloves onto her hands.  She took the tubing from its bath, and very
carefully let the alcohol flow out of it.  Standing in the middle of the
room, she twirled it around her head to quickly dry it, without letting it
bump the nasty walls.  "Just relax.  You can see how careful I'm being so
you won't get any nasty infection."



   Lisa moaned as Pandora sat on the edge of the bed.  "Don't do it!" she
wailed, as she watched the uniformed officer anoint one end of the tube
with lubricating jelly.  "Let's talk this over!" she cried, as s gloved
hand grasped her throbbing cock.



   "Damn, you're tits are going to get simply huge when they fill with
milk!" Pandora placed the tubing at the opening of Lisa's pee-slit.  The
width of the slit was nearly the exact same size as the outer diameter of
the tubing, if you pinched it to match the shape of the narrow biological
opening.  Still, this would take some careful effort.  "Sorry about any
discomfort.  An eighth of an inch was the narrowest outside diameter they
had.  It's a good thing your pee-pee is so big and thick!" Pandora began
trying to force the lubricated soft silicone tubing into the erect penis.
She twisted it back and forth, trying to sort of thread it in like a screw.
"Relax, Pinkie.  Take a deep breath and let me ease this into you!"



   "Ouch!  Oh, oh shit!  Ow!  That's an exit, not an entrance!" Lisa
whimpered, as she was slowly stretched to admit the slippery tube.  Once
the end was in, it went much easier.  She felt it slithering deeper, and
whimpered at the strange sensation.  "I don't like this!' she gasped, as
inch after inch was slowly fed into her urethra.  "Pull it out!  Get it out
of me!"



   "Oh, like I wanted you to pull your dick out of me?"



   "That was different!" Lisa squealed.  "You had me cuffed and tied!  I
couldn't do a thing!" She stared at the head of her cock.  About ten inches
of plastic tube was stuffed down inside of her cock now, and Pandora was
slowly easing in more!  She was aware of every damn inch that was invading
her body.  The stupid cock didn't know what this meant, and throbbed more
and more from the weird but strangely pleasant sensation as the tube went
deeper!  She couldn't help moaning when Pandora stopped.  The entire foot
long length of her massive cock now had a hollow plastic tube as its core!
"Pan, please get it out!  I didn't do anything wrong!  You wanted to do it
too!"



   "You didn't have to smear your gunk in my mask!" The angry cop whispered
as she took the free end of the tube, and carefully lubed that up too.  "I
had no trouble resisting you before that!  Sure, I probably would have
masturbated tonight thinking about you, but that doesn't mean I would have
spread my legs and jumped your bones!"



   She managed to wrestle the tee-shirt from Lisa's knees with one hand,
and roughly spread those long legs wider.  "I honesty don't know why you're
complaining.  You seemed awfully eager to make a baby before.  Lucky you!
Now you get to make another one!  Think of your pregnancy as the ultimate
"Do it yourself" project!  You'll be the first person in history to sire a
baby onto yourself!"



   Spreading the labia wide with the fingers of her left hand, Pandora
peered carefully into Lisa as she gently fed the tubing up into her vagina
until she felt resistance when the end reached Lisa's cervix.  She tore off
strip after strip of tape, doing her best to anchor the tube in place, even
though the pretty pouting labia were growing quite slick.  "You should
thank me for giving you another chance to knock someone up!"



   "But that someone is me!" Lisa wailed.  "This is so damn weird that
nobody would be sick enough to even think about writing an internet stroke
story about it!"



   Shoving the knees back together, Pandora once again tied the tee-shirt
tightly around them.  "Don't forget about rule 34, Pinkie!" she laughed. 
"If something exists, there's porn of it!  Now that there are dick-girls
running around, I bet soon there will be whole websites devoted to
hermaphrodites knocking themselves up!"



   "I don't wanna be one of them!" Lisa cried as Pandora eyed her
handiwork. "Look, Pan, put the end of the tube in my mouth!" She made a
dramatic "Yucky" face.  "That would be humiliating!  It would sure teach me
a lesson I'd never forget if you forced me to swallow down every gooey drop
of my yummy, uh, um, I mean disgusting semen!"



   "Nice try, Pinkie!" she laughed.  "With a thing that big, I bet you
sucked yourself to dozens of climaxes already!"



   "I did it just one time!  It only grew this morning after all!" She
frantically tried to think of something else.  "Okay, you can stick it up
my butt!" She tried to keep all emotion from her face as she thought of the
many pleasant interludes she had spent with guys who liked going "Greek"
with a girl who actually rather enjoyed it.  "Oh no, a self administered
anal creamy-pie!  That's just nasty!  The shame would probably kill me!"



   "Who are you kidding?  What's one enema compared to my belly growing
huge?" Pandora's eyes opened wide when the prone blonde moaned throatily.
"Oh, that turns you on, good!" She tore the rubber glove from her right
hand, and smeared the K/Y onto her palm.  She gently grasped the rigid
penis and began to slowly stroke.  "Yeah, my belly's gonna get big, and
it's your fault, Pinkie!"



   Lisa bit her tongue, trying to not feel the simple joy of somebody else
jerking her cock.  Why did receiving a hand job have to feel so much better
then masturbating?  "Don't do it!" she whimpered.  "I don't wanna start a
family!"



   "You already did, Pinkie!" Pandora watched her companion's face as her
greasy hand slithered up and down the glistening shaft.  "Your fate is up
to you.  All you have to do is keep from cumming."



   "I, I can do that!" Lisa vowed.  "I already came three times since I got
up a couple hours ago!  I'll hold it back, you'll see!  If I hold out for
five minutes, you have to pull the tube out of my pussy, okay?  Is it a
deal?"



   "Sure, it's a deal, but you got one tiny little insignificant detail
wrong." Pandora leaned down and gave a firm plump nipple a kiss.  "If you
don't cum in, let's say thirty minutes, I'll pull out the dangerous end and
shove it up my own vagina for a double shot of baby gravy!"



   "A whole half hour, that's impossible!" Lisa whimpered.  "That's way too
long!  How, how about we make the time limit fifteen minutes?" She moaned
again.  "No, make that twelve, uh, eleven minutes!  Please Pan, I, I bet I
can hold out for eight and a half minutes!"



   "It's a half hour, Pinkie." She whispered before gently nipping the
nipple with her teeth.  "That's the house rules for this game!"



   Whimpering, something farther fueled Lisa's panic.  Pandora was fully
dressed.  She looked very impressive as a woman in blue.  She also looked
damn sexy!  Surprising and dismaying her, Lisa suddenly realized she had a
full blown uniform fetish, and a sexy police lady was playing with her
penis!  "I have to look away!" she cried, eyes riveted on the cop jerking
her off.  "Oh no, oh no, no, no, I have to hold out!  I, I will hold out!
I'm not ready to be a mommy, or a daddy, or whatever the hell I'll be!  I
can't put a baby in my own belly!  What would people say?"



   Pandora laughed.  "They'll probably say it's fucking sexy!  I bet you're
the first person to break a taboo that never existed until you Amazons
started growing dicks!" She stroked with a firm hand, glad that she had
plenty of practice with Martin.  "Think about it.  My belly is going to get
big, but so is yours!  Those giant tits of yours are going to be
super-sized when they fill with milk!"



   "Not fair!" the blonde panted as her cock seemed to grow even harder. 
"Don't talk about that!" she gritted her teeth, and tried to concentrate on
her income taxes, and the insurance policies she had to carry in order to
be a successful dentist with a large and growing practice.  It wasn't
working!  All she could think about was the hand rhythmically stroking up
and down her throbbing cock, and how it gripped her with just exactly the
right pressure for maximum pleasure!  "Please, no more!" she begged.  "I'm
sorry I knocked you up, but two, uh, two, Oh God, two wrongs don't make a
right!"



   Pandora was watching where the tube emerged from the penis she was
massaging.  Clear syrupy liquid was accumulating.  The level was rising
slowly, coming dangerously close to where the curve of the tube would send
the sperm charged fluid slithering down to Lisa's vagina.  She stroked
faster.  "I'm only giving you the same gift you gave me, Pinkie." She
whispered.  "It's the gift that'll keep on giving." She blushed, thinking
about her own condition.  "Your life is going to totally change!  Having a
big belly will only be the start!"



   Moaning, Lisa couldn't stop her body from moving!  She rocked on the
bed, swaying and rolling her hips as she was stroked.  "Stop, oh please
Pan, stop before it's too late!"



   Pandora did stop, but only because she noticed something really
exciting. She held her greasy hand perfectly still, and loosened her grip
as Lisa jabbed her hips upward, actively fucking Mrs.  Thumb, and her four
daughters!  "You're so close." She whispered, listening to her bound lover
pant.  "Go ahead, let it fly!  Shoot it out and fill that pussy with your
own sperm!"



   "Oh God, please Pan, help me!" Lisa wailed.  "I am close!  I, I can feel
it!  You gotta help!"



   "Nope!" she laughed.  "I told you, I'm not pulling the tube out until at
least a half hour goes by!"



   "No!" Lisa wailed in dismay.  "That, that's not what I mean!  You gotta
help!  I need help!  I'm almost there, and you stopped jerking me!  I, I'm
right at the edge, but I, I can't, I can't seem to close the deal!" She
bounced her bottom on the bed, desperately trying to finish what Pandora
started.



   "What about putting a baby in your belly?" Pandora asked as she watched
Lisa's frantic writhing.  "What about big milk filled tits?"



   "Dangerous, it's dangerous, but I, I gotta risk it!  Please Pan! 
Please!" Eyes opened wide, massive breasts heaving, Lisa whimpered.  "I'm
going crazy!  Gotta cum!  I, I'll worry l-later!"



   "Okay, I'll help.  Just remember, you asked for this!" She gripped
tighter then she had before, and jerked the cock so hard and fast that it
would have been painful if the firm hot flesh wasn't so well greased up
with the K/Y jelly!



   Lisa let out a cry as her body shook!  It was happening again!  Shaking
and bouncing on the bed, she felt the explosive rush from within!  Staring
at the head of her cock from between the jostling orbs of her breasts, she
wailed as the clear tube suddenly turned pearly white!



   Pandora stared intently as she wanked away at the throbbing jerking
staff.  An onrush of shimmering semen burst up the tube, and raced around
the bend.  It plunged relentlessly toward and into the aroused vagina
waiting below all the medical tape between tightly clasped thighs.  After
that first split second rush, the tube appeared to be made of white
translucent material.  That is unless you looked closely.  Pandora could
see the sort of globby uneven color and texture as the gooey cream pulsed
rhythmically towards its final destination.



   Warm spurting liquid made the tape fail, but it had done its job.  "Holy
shit, now that's what I call a creamy-pie!" Pandora cheered as she kept
right on jerking.  The semen was burbling and bubbling out from beneath the
tape, betraying the sheer volume and pressure of Lisa's fantastic load! 
The grinning cop hastily grabbed the other end of the tube with her free
hand, holding it in place before it could pop out of Lisa's body like a
fire hose to spray everything in the room!



   When it was finally all over, Lisa panted as her heart slowly returned
to a somewhat normal rate.  "Oh fuckin' shit!  Pan, let me up!  Give me the
same chance!  I gotta try and let it all dribble out of me before it's too
late!"



   Feeling a little shaky, Pandora had to really concentrate to fight the
urge to yank out that tube, tug down her pants, and go for another ride! 
She shook her head.  "Sorry Pinkie no can do!" She grabbed the worn shabby
pillows from the bed, and wadded them up under the blonde's sexy ass. 
"Those sperm are getting all the breaks I can give them!  It's the least I
can do for you!"



   "No!  I said I would worry later!" Lisa's face went red.  "It's later!
Oh crap!  I squirted right up myself!  Let me at least try to get some of
it out!"



   "Oh shut up!" Slowly slipping the tube out of Lisa's vagina, she stuffed
the end into the flushed blonde's mouth.  Lisa began to suck automatically,
almost like a baby suckling at its mother's breast.  Pandora shook her head
as she crossed to the dresser and her bags.  "I'm gonna plug you up now.  I
want to give your sperm every advantage!" The pharmacy bag produced one
last item, a box of tampons.  Returning to the bed, she untied the still
trembling legs.  The tape was nearly off already, and she had no trouble
freeing it from the oozy creamy-pie below.  Lifting Lisa's unresisting left
leg high, she managed to insert a tampon with only slight difficulty.  Then
she re-tied the spent blonde's legs.



   Embarrassed at how weird it felt, Lisa spit out the tube when she
couldn't seem to vacuum any more semen out of her still erect cock.  "What,
hey, you can't leave me like this!" Lisa cried.  She calmed down a little
when Pandora rolled her over and unlocked the cuffs.  "Thank God, I was
scared there for a second!"



   Staring down at her unusual lover, Pandora sighed.  "It's not over quite
yet.  Clasp your hands in front of you!"



   Lisa did as she was told.  "No, what's that for?" she asked in panic as
the officer used up the rest of the medical tape to bind her wrists
securely together.



   "That should take you at least a half hour to get out of.  I'm no
biology expert, but by then I'll bet it's far too late to worry about
getting the semen out of you!" She shook her head.  "I don't hate you,
Pinkie I don't even really blame you, so don't take this the wrong way.  I
don't want to see you again.  Understand?  I need to do some serious
thinking about the new future I'm suddenly saddled with.  I have to tell
Martin what happened, and hope he'll understand it wasn't my fault.  Maybe
some day I'll see you again, but not right now!  If you make any attempt to
contact me, I'll be forced to file those assault charges." She sighed
sadly. "When you get loose, just go straight back home and lock yourself
inside.  Don't forget the roundup is still going on!"



   Lisa wriggled all over the bed, the tubing slowly emerging from her cock
as it finally went flaccid.  "Wait!  I don't have any more money!  How will
I get home?"



   Pandora pulled out her wallet.  Face growing red, she tried to ignore
the obvious implication of what she was doing.  She had a few singles, but
that wouldn't be enough for cab fair.  Paying for her laptop's repair was
just going to have to wait.  "Have a nice life, Pinkie." Embarrassed by how
it looked, she giggled nervously as she left a crisp new hundred dollar
bill on the rickety dresser.  With a sigh, she grabbed her hat and left the
motel room, closing the door softly behind her.



   In the weeks that passed, Lisa often thought about her encounter with
one of the city's finest.  Pan had been right about the roundup.  Once she
got home, she stayed cooped up in her apartment with all her furniture
barricaded against the door until president Cynthia Greenfield put a stop
to the roundup and had signed a pardon exempting all the new futanari from
any, uh, rape charges during those first crazy days.



   "I'd like to just talk with her one time." She sighed as she looked down
at the test strip in her hand.  It was a week old, but she couldn't seem to
be able to part with the plastic stick that proclaimed her pregnancy.  "At
the very least I think she'd like to know that I did shoot myself down."
The thought didn't instill the fear in her like it used to.  In fact, just
yesterday she had found herself happily looking at baby clothes while
shopping.  With an uncontrollable grin on her face, she had even bought a
package of diapers long before she would have any need for them!



   "I even gave up coffee." She said with more then a little pride.  When
she got home that fateful day, she didn't make any stops and had to spend
several days without her beloved brew.  After that she had toughed it out,
finally getting the caffeine monkey off of her back.  "I wonder how Pan is
doing.  I wonder if I, um, shot her down too." Like she did every day, she
thought about calling the police and asking for officer Boxten.  Like she
did every day, she stopped, knowing that the beautiful woman never wanted
to hear from her again!



   "Doctor Redford, do you want to take an emergency walk in before you
close up for the day?" Molly asked from the doorway.



   Lisa hastily shoved the pregnancy test into her desk drawer.  At least
that's something to be grateful for.  Molly had been nailed by her room
mate the night after the budding young actress had suddenly sprouted a
penis.  Knocked up and in love, Molly seemed to be immune to Lisa's
pheromones now.  Their office relationship hadn't changed at all.  In fact,
it seemed even friendlier.  Molly had even once confided that her beloved
Brittany's penis was nineteen inches long, and she was fielding offers from
numerous magazines to do a centerfold spread!  "Sure, I don't like turning
anyone away if they need me.  Give me a minute and show her in."



   Lisa went to her examination room and started scrubbing her hands,
mindful of playing with an object she had pissed on!  She heard someone
walk in.  "What seems to be the trouble?" She turned, and froze.  Long red
hair streaming over her shoulders, Pandora stood smiling before her.  The
petite beauty was dressed in tight fitting jeans, and a tee shirt with a
rainbow on it that said "Twenty-percent Cooler" for some unknown reason.



   Molly peeked in on her boss, and grinned.  "You're right Miss Boxten,
she is stunned.  I'll be leaving now Lisa.  You have a nice weekend!"



   Plopping down onto her own exam chair, Lisa had a thousand thoughts
whirling through her mind.  "How, how are you doing, Pan?" She finally
asked timidly.  "I, um, I'm pregnant!"



   "Good, I was counting on that!" Pandora said with a laugh.  "Things have
been interesting for me.  My fiancé dumped me, and I got canned."



   "Oh shit!  I'm sorry!"



   "Don't be, He was an ass, anyway.  I should have known better then to
get involved with a scientist.  Doctor Martin Cosgrove, when not trying to
talk me into spreading my legs, spent all of his time talking about
molecular biology." She sighed.  "You should have seen the royal fit he
threw when I told him what had happened to me that day, leaving out your
name of course.  Martin went totally crazy!  He stormed off yelling some
nonsense about how he should have answered the wildfire call.  The last I
heard from him, he drunk-called me in the middle of the night.  He thought
I would believe a wild lie about his political connections landing him an
important job at some high-tech research facility.  I think he really
thought I'd fall for his asinine story of being isolated from his
co-workers because he had the sniffles, but hoping his input would still
lead to a major breakthrough.  What an ass!"



   "Maybe he's about to invent something." Lisa said with what she hoped
was a knowing grin, but suspected was more a look of dread.  "Will, um,
will you take him back if he gets rich or something?"



   "Fuck no!  He'd only be a rich ass!" Pandora smiled.  "I changed my
phone number, blocked his email address, and unfriended him off of my
Facebook account after his insane late night call.  Doctor Geek has another
thing coming if he thinks a drunken phone call in the middle of the night
will make me forgive him!  The stupid ass called me a futa-broodmare just
because someone else got my cherry!  Worse yet, when he slammed my door, he
jarred my antique Coco-clock off of the wall.  I cried for an hour when it
smashed to pieces on the floor!  My grandmother gave that to me, and now
it's ruined!  I'll see him burn in Hell before I ever want to hear from him
again!"



   Lisa couldn't help a sigh of relief, but tried not to look too happy
over Pandora's ruined romance.  "What about your job?  Won't you miss being
a cop?"



   Grinning, Pandora flipped open a small leather folder and displayed her
I.D.  "Getting fired was just what I needed to motivate me.  I got my
private license, and went into business for myself."



   Lisa jumped up.  "Oh wow, you're a shoo-fly, a shamus, a hawkshaw, an
actual real gumshoe?  That's so cool!  Both Spenser and Philip Marlowe were
fired from their respective police forces before they became private
Dicks!"



   Pandora laughed.  "I think you're more qualified in the "Dick"
department, but yes, I'm a private detective now."



   "Uh, I'm sorry about that!" Lisa whispered, trying to ignore the growing
tension in her pants.  "You know, about what happened between us, getting
knocked up and all." Sudden anger masked her embarrassment.  "It took me
almost two whole hours to chew through that damn tape and untie myself! 
What if someone broke in?  I could have been killed!"



   "More likely the maid I stopped would have climbed on your big ol' cock
and went for a ride!"



   "The maid you stopped?"



   "Certainly, I'm not heartless!" Pandora was blushing too now.  "I kept
an eye on the room the whole time.  I didn't leave until I saw that you
were up off of the bed and dressed.  I drove away just as you were yelling
at the cab driver to accept that damn hundred dollar bill!  That's part of
the reason I was canned from the force.  I spent far too much time not
answering any radio calls.  When I finally called in, I drove the final
nail in the coffin of my police career.  On an open frequency, I told the
brass exactly what they could do with their unconstitutional round up!"



   "Oh damn.  I really am sorry!  I know from all my books that being a
P.I. is a tough racket to break into.  Is there anything I can do to help?"



   "Funny you should ask that." Pandora grinned wickedly.  "Mine can be a
dangerous job.  I refuse to risk the peanut you squirted in me, so I'm
going to take the next eight months or so off." She pretended to tip a hat
at the bemused dentist.  "I just got myself a small office in this
building, but I'm about to lose the lease on my apartment, and won't have
much of an income for a while.  I'll need a place to hang my guns, and
someone with, uh, unlimited dairy production to take care of my baby while
I'm out pounding the mean streets of this town." She smiled bashfully. 
"Not to mention I seem to have fallen in love with a big titty blonde I
could mention!"



   Lisa felt like sunlight was filling her soul!  "This is wonderful!  I'm
moving into a much bigger apartment next month.  I love you too, Pandora!
Will you marry me?' she asked, grabbing the lovely detective and hugging
her tight.



   "Of course, dummy.  That's why I came here today!  I'm such a hot shot
detective I found your office and deduced you would want to ask me!" She
sighed happily.  Kissing her beloved life mate, Pandora knew she had come
home.











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   A note from the author, Honey Moon:



   The character of Doctor Martin Cosgrove is dedicated to all those people
who bitched about what the president did in "The Dryden DNA Disaster"!  I
fed him to the bomb, just for you!