Author: Honey Moon
Title: Spare Parts
Part: 01
Universe: Polly Perkins
Keywords: scifi, transormation, futa, herm, impregnation, romance
Summary: Polly Perkins, the self described nerd-girl runs into an 
unusual problem after a morning of salvage hunting at her favorite 
flea market. Why did the small device she had found make her 
suddenly grow a rather large penis? After discovering she also 
produces live sperm, Polly goes on a masturbatory spree. When 
self stimulation doesn’t seem to be enough, Polly takes serious 
advantage of her best girlfriend’s good nature and ripe fertile womb!




Spare Parts
01
By Honey Moon



     My name is Polly Perkins, and my story doesn’t make sense. 
At least it doesn’t to me. I’ve recently gone through a change that 
boggles my mind. I decided to write my experiences out in this 
secret file, in a perhaps useless attempt to wrap my mind around 
the strange but true facts.
     
     Let me start with the basics. I’m what some people have 
come to call a nerd-girl. Yes, I wear glasses, and tend to dress for 
comfort and not to impress. Still, I get quite a lot of attention. If I 
don’t take the precaution of wearing baggy clothes, guys tend to 
drool and act stupid when they notice my bra size approaches their 
IQ. 
     
     Let me tone this down a bit. I know not all guys are mindless 
jerks. I just get a little wound up now and then. When you’re only 
trying to find the proper chip set for a motherboard you salvaged at 
a flea market, you want a guy to listen to what you’re saying, not 
stare at your 44DD’s with a big goofy grin on his face! 
     
     Anyway, back to my problem. While scrounging at the flea 
market last weekend, I managed to find a box of abandoned 
computer cables under one of the tables. I snapped it up. In my line 
you can never have too many connectivity options! At the bottom 
of the box was an Inmac Compact Gender Changer (M-M) Product 
No. 329. I thought the little 25 pin device could come in handy, so 
I just left it in with the cables.
     
     When I got home, I dumped the box out onto my bed and 
began sorting USB from IEEE 1394. I made out pretty good! I put 
the cables away and stripped down to my panties. With a 
welcoming sigh, I flopped myself onto the bed for a quick nap. 
Weird indistinct dreams plagued me for quite some time, before I 
awoke to my face buried in my pillow, and an uncomfortable lump 
pressing against my tender areas. I rolled over and grabbed the 
little blue connector and tossed it onto the floor. I rolled back, and 
the lump was still there. 
     
     “What the hell?” I sat up in bed and after a few seconds made 
a most startling discovery. Something rather large had become 
lodged in my panties! They stuck out in the front in a ridiculous 
obscene manner. “Jeez, was I diddling in my sleep again?” For a 
moment I had thought I had been using my little battery powered 
plastic friend in my sleep. I had done so a few times in the past. I 
slipped a hand down the front of my underpants and froze. I felt 
something warm and fleshy in there, not the expected hard smooth 
plastic! 
     
     I was on my feet in approximately .05 seconds. Yanking my 
favorite Hello Kitty panties down, gave something alarming room 
to spring up and salute! “Holy fucking shit! What the hell is this 
doing here?” I touched it, and the penis gave a twitch. My knees 
also very nearly gave out at the almost electric shock the contact of 
my fingers sent through the massive quivering organ!
     
     I lost my head a bit and let out a scream as my eyes locked on 
the rigid staff thrusting out of my body. I fumbled on my glasses 
and stared at my newly discovered appendage. “Am I turning into 
a boy?” My questing fingers soon found that my little puss was 
still with me. It was just hiding underneath the huge male member 
I had sprouted in my sleep! 
     
     I dove to the floor and scrabbled for the little blue 25 pin 
device. “It had to be the gender changer!” I cried. “This is insane! 
What is this, some kind of sick internet stroke story?” How on 
God’s green Earth could a small electronic device cause me to turn 
into a hermaphrodite while taking a two hour nap? It made no 
sense to me, but it was the only explanation I could come up with!
     
     I very carefully put the changer in the drawer of my computer 
desk. Frankly, I was now afraid of the little thing. “What am I 
going to do?” I touched the penis again and snatched my hand 
away. I felt my finger with it! The stupid organ seemed to love the 
contact of a girl’s hand against it! Don’t get me wrong, I have seen 
a few of the things in person. I’m no shocked and timid virgin. 
What distressed me no end was that the one I suddenly sprouted 
seemed to be the biggest one I’ve ever encountered! 
     
     I took a deep breath and let it out slowly. “I should go to a 
doctor!” I muttered as the thing bobbed merrily with every 
movement I made. “Yeah, right! I’d probably end up on the front 
page of every medical journal in the country!” I glared down at the 
unwanted intruder. “I don’t care how hard you are, you aren’t 
getting any attention of that sort from me!”
     
     I sat on the edge of my bed, determined to wait it out. Sooner 
or later the stupid thing would lose interest and calm down. 
Remote in hand, I clicked on the television. I immediately ran into 
a problem. “Juno” was loaded up in my DVR, along with 
“Knocked Up” and “Baby Momma”. I felt a flash of heat race 
through me. Could this thing get someone pregnant? I was not 
about to watch one of those comedies in my condition! I settled on 
an episode of “Myth busters”. That was a mistake! Kari Byron has 
always been a personal hero of mine. I had never before paid much 
attention to how sexy she is! Without realizing it, I had once again 
grabbed hold of my unwanted intruder the moment I saw her sunny 
smile light up my TV screen! “No!” I scolded as I snatched my 
hand away and sat on it! “No touching!”
     
     It was so hard now I was beginning to fear it would split 
open! I flopped back on the bed and stared at the ceiling. “What if 
it doesn’t go down?” Those Viagra ads always talk about erections 
lasting four hours or more needing medical attention. I’ve been 
awake with this damn boner for only about an hour. Could I take 
three more? What the hell would I say at the emergency room?
     
     I could see the swollen head peeking up at me over my 
breasts. My hand shook as once again I wrapped my fingers around 
it. “This is so wrong!” I whispered as I pretended I was giving a 
hand job to my ex boyfriend. He always said I knew just how to do 
it. I guess now was the time I’d find out if he was right!
     
     I stroked the hard flesh and couldn’t help a soft moan at the 
feelings racing through me. By the second stroke shimmering clear 
fluid began to seep from the slit at the tip. “This is disgusting!” I 
muttered as my hand moved faster on its own accord. “I better 
knock this off!”
     
     My hand ignored my words, and continued to pump. My free 
hand fumbled with the remote. It seemed way too dirty to whack 
off while Kari was talking about an explosion! I shut off the TV 
and concentrated on this absurd experiment in self stimulation. I 
was beginning to pant now, as the slimy clear fluid made it that 
much easier to massage the rigid flesh. Unwanted images invaded 
my mind. I remembered how cute Myth buster Kari had looked in 
her wetsuit on the Shark Week special. I tried to force such things 
from my mind, but something even more dangerous took its place. 
     
     Mandy Chin is my best friend going all the way back to 
kindergarten. She’s a fellow nerd-girl, and shares many of my 
ideals about life. There isn’t a day where we don’t get together or 
at least talk on the phone. Right now though, I couldn’t keep her 
smiling face and sexy body out of my mind! I’ve always thought 
she looked exotic with her long shimmering raven black hair, 
beautiful almond eyes, and a trim athletic body that all the guys 
went wild over. Now I was thinking she was just about the sexiest 
woman I had ever met!
     
     My imagination was getting carried away. How would it feel 
if Mandy’s slender hand was wrapped around this unwanted guest, 
pumping it up and down like she was shaking a can of whipped 
topping? I heard a low whimpering, and realized it was me! 
     
     “Oh God, she’s a cosplay fanatic, too!” I groaned as my mind 
took me back to helping her last year to create a costume. I had 
taken her complete measurements while preparing for a marathon 
session with needle and thread. “She looks so beautiful while 
naked!”
     
     My breathing was really getting ragged now. “I’d love to see 
her naked now! I’d love to have her bend over and give this stupid 
thing a sweet little kiss! I’d love to. I, I’d love to.” Words failed 
me, as I pictured her bending over my computer desk, so I could 
walk up behind her and shove this nasty thing exactly where it 
wanted to go! “Oh my God!” I could feel something happening 
deep inside me! My hips were bouncing up and down on the bed as 
my hand went wild!
     
     I cried out as my body erupted! Long gooey ropes of white 
fluid blasted free of the bloated organ. “Mess!” I wailed, but could 
do nothing to stop the incredible onrush of feelings! The slop 
landed on my face and glasses. It plastered all over my heaving 
breasts. It went all over the damn room, and still my traitor hand 
kept right on pumping it out! I was panting like a dog when I 
suddenly tasted musky salty warmth. Oh fucking hell! I had scored 
a direct hit in my own open mouth! Another volley spattered 
across my tongue, and I reflexively did something I had never done 
before! 
     
     I sat up slowly, with the nasty goo dripping from my body. 
“Damn it!” I said thickly. “I’m a spitter, not a swallower! Why the 
hell did I eat that nasty stuff?” Some clinical part of my mind 
registered the fact that my ‘stuff’ tasted pretty much like the male 
sperm that had from time to time ended up in my mouth. “So why 
did I swallow it this time?” I chided myself as the fluid ran slowly 
down my body. I sighed. “Probably because I trust myself more 
then any guy I’ve ever gone with!”
     
     I looked at my bed in disgust. My sheets were plastered with 
the nasty syrup. I touched my curly red hair and grimaced at the 
heavy wetness adorning it. “I slopped it everywhere! Why the hell 
didn’t I get a tissue or something to catch it with?” One tissue 
would never have been enough. “I should have used the 
wastepaper basket!” Thank goodness I have a hard wood floor! 
Carpeting would have been ruined!
     
     I began to carefully pull the sheets off of the bed. I had 
planned to wrap them around me to contain the mess while I 
dashed to the bathroom. Something made me stop. Since I know 
nobody will ever read this, I may as well admit the humiliating 
truth. I spent the next twenty or so minutes sucking my own semen 
out of the cotton fabric! Horrible as it sounds, I ended up eating 
every drop I could get my mouth on! By the time I threw the sheets 
in the hamper, there was more saliva then spunk in them!
     
     After my ‘snack’ I suddenly was struck with a burning desire 
for knowledge, if you could call it that. Dripping and messy, I flew 
into frenzy as I searched all over my apartment. Where was it? 
Where did I stash the stupid thing?  There it was, up on top of my 
refrigerator! I snatched up the Observer II microscope I had found 
at the flea market months ago, and shoved everything to the side 
on my kitchen table. Thank goodness my pack rat nature told me to 
grab it when I discovered it abandoned under a table that Sunday! I 
stared at it for almost a minute. “Shit! I don’t have any slides!” 
     
     Thinking fast, I grabbed the flashlight out of my junk drawer, 
and removed the plastic lens. The sample was easy. My breasts, 
face and hair were still drippy with the stuff. I rubbed the lens on 
my tits and stuck the edge on the microscope stage. There was no 
light on the ‘scope, so I stuck a spoon under the aperture in the 
stage and shined the lensless light down on it. I turned the barrel to 
40X and peered through the 10X eyepiece. A magnification of four 
hundred times should show me something. “Oh shit! Oh God! Oh 
holy squirming mess!” I shouted as I watched the writhing image. 
“I’m fucking full of sperms! Do I have balls inside or something? I 
must! There’s enough sperm there on that lens to knock up all the 
Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders!” That nasty thought made my 
strange invader twitch happily!
     
     I felt like a total pervert by the time I dragged my rapidly 
crusting body into the shower. “What the hell am I going to do?” I 
breathed as the warm water cascaded over me. “Damnation!” My 
stupid phallic hijacker seemed to like the warmth. It began to grow 
and swell once again! “Once is enough!” I shouted at the single 
minded organ. I snatched up my body wash and attempted to scrub 
the nasty thing clean. My knees almost buckled as I discovered 
stroking with soapy slippery hands felt even better! 
     
     I just couldn’t stop myself! I had just produced some kind of 
ejaculatory record, and here I was going for round number two! 
Mandy once again occupied my fevered mind. How would that 
lovely Asian face look while sucking my new addition? My 
imagination told me it would be a gorgeous sight to behold! 
     
     I was in some kind of fever dream! I settled down into the tub 
and lay on my back under the warm water. With a grunt of effort, I 
lifted my legs up over my head! I bent myself almost in half, 
driven by a ghastly need! Water flowed all over me as I managed 
to bring the hugely swollen head close to my face! “A little more! 
Please, just a tiny bit more!” I cried in desperation as I used the 
flexibility years of yoga had given me in a totally filthy manner. 
Moaning frantically, I managed to close my lips over the head of 
my throbbing cock!
     
     I closed my eyes and imagined Mandy was the one softly 
suckling on this swollen monster! God help my perverted soul! 
The feeling was beyond all words to describe! I held the backs of 
my knees in a death grip, trying desperately to get just a little more 
of what I had become into my greedy mouth! I silently cursed my 
breasts. I became convinced that if they were smaller I could 
manage to stuff more of the cock into my mouth! Still, I sucked 
frantically, urgently needing to know how it would feel to explode 
into a warm welcoming mouth!
     
     I didn’t have long to wait! Tongue swirling madly, I felt that 
powerful thrilling feeling deep inside again! My cock gave a jerk, 
and suddenly my mouth was filling with thick hot fluid! I gulped it 
down! As fast as the slop filled my mouth, I swallowed it without a 
second’s hesitation! I worked frantically to get every luscious drop 
down my throat! This load had to be nearly as big as the first. I 
actually could feel it warming deep down in my tummy!
     
     “What have I become?” I asked quietly as I finished 
showering in cold water, as I had used up all the hot in my nasty 
little snack time. “Jeez, I usually masturbate only at bedtime. This 
is getting out way of control!”  
     
     Thank God the thing finally seemed to have calmed down. 
Even while flaccid, the penis was remarkably embarrassingly 
large. “Maybe I should buy a jock strap.” I mused as I managed to 
stuff the thing into my loosest fitting pair of jeans. “At least I feel 
like my normal self again!” I grabbed my car keys and headed out 
the door.
     
     I did my best to keep my distressing condition out of my 
mind all the way to the mall. That’s where I ran into a problem. It 
was late Sunday afternoon, and the place was crowded. Normally 
that wouldn’t bother me, but today was different! My penis was 
reacting every time I passed an attractive woman! It was terrible! 
When I left, my jeans were loose enough to accommodate my not 
so little friend. Now, it had grown again, making them 
uncomfortably tight! How do guys stand it?
     
     I wandered around the place, forgetting completely about 
stopping at RadioShack to see if the parts I needed where in. I was 
far too busy following one woman after another up and down the 
mall! I ended up buying a pretzel I didn’t want, just because the 
woman behind the counter had breasts even bigger mine! “This is 
insane!” I whispered as I spotted an elegant middle aged woman 
shopping with her very pregnant beautiful daughter. “Double 
Milf!” I muttered, ripping their clothing off in my imagination.
     
     “What was that?” a sexy blonde asked as I nearly bumped 
into her.
     
     “Uh, I, um, I need to double the amount of milk I usually buy 
when I go grocery shopping this week.” I answered lamely, as I 
used all my willpower to keep from throwing my arms around her 
and pulling her athletic body against mine.
     
     “This can’t be normal!” I gasped as I retreated to the ladies 
rest room. It seemed like an eternity while I waited for a stall in the 
crowded facility. “It’s not normal! Nothing about this is anywhere 
near normal!” I slammed the stall door shut and unbuttoned my 
jeans. Yanking jeans and panties down, I sat on the toilet and took 
matters in hand. I had to jerk off again just to calm myself down 
enough to get out of here! 
     
     “Oh God, what am I doing?” I breathed as I began to stroke 
madly in the crowded bathroom. What would happen if someone 
figured out a person with a penis was in here playing spank the 
monkey? Somehow, that thought didn’t seem to matter! There was 
a woman in the stalls on either side of me! That just made my cock 
all the harder! In my aroused state, I seemed to be accumulating 
more and more fetishes! First big tits set me off. Then pregnancy 
and Milfs! Now this! I listened carefully to hear the hiss of golden 
streams sprinkling into the porcelain thrones on which my unseen 
friends sat.   
     
     I must have been breathing too hard or something. “Are you 
alright in there?” a kindly voice asked on my right.
     
     “I, I’m f-fine!” I gasped. “I’m good!” My hand stroked faster 
as I talked. “I’m really, really great!” I felt that wonderful terrible 
pressure growing and I went to grab a handful of tissue with my 
free hand. Shit! In my haste to ‘get off’ I hadn’t noticed the 
dispenser was empty! I gritted my teeth and tried to hold off the 
explosion, but I had passed the point of no return! I couldn’t risk it 
getting all over me in a public place! I pointed myself forward 
right as the first volley fired! I couldn’t help a moan as my semen 
hit the door with an audible ‘splat’! 
     
     Again and again my issue spattered against the door. Four, 
five, six, seven, eight times the low splat noise sounded like 
thunder in my ears. Would anyone hear? Would anyone guess? 
Thank God I managed to get my hand under the pulsing head in 
time to catch the last few weaker spurts before they rained down 
on my jeans to brand me as a pervert! Not knowing what else to 
do, I licked my palm clean of the evidence of my overwhelming 
lust. Not that it mattered much! As my pounding heart slowed, I 
watched in horror as all that nasty spunk slowly oozed down the 
door! My heart almost stopped when the first big plop fell to the 
tile floor.
     
     “Oh drat!” I cried as loud as I dared. “I, I somehow managed 
to squirt my hand sanitizer all over the place in here!” I jumped to 
my feet and yanked up my drawers! I had a little trouble stuffing 
my monster in enough to button up, but I had to get out, and fast! 
My stall reeked of slightly used semen! I threw open the door and 
charged out. Thank all the stars in heaven that the crowd had 
thinned a bit. That and the doors on either side of my stall opened 
at the same time! When people figure out exactly what that mess 
is, hopefully they’ll think one of the others was responsible!  
     
     When I got back to my car, I realized something even more 
distressing about my new condition. I watched as a good looking 
guy two cars over spilled his iced coffee on his shirt. With a curse, 
he pulled the soiled garment off and tossed it into the back of his 
car. He had the rugged good looks I always fall for, and Abs he 
must devote hours of exorcise to develop. The guy was build like 
an Adonis. All I could think was this buff asshole was blocking my 
view of the woman in the next car over. The woman’s Sarah Palin 
sexy librarian look made my cock twitch quite happily!
     
     “Dammit!” I whispered as I fidgeted in my seat. “I think my 
orientation has done a complete flip-flop!” I ignored the missile in 
my pants the best I could and put the car into gear. “I don’t even 
know if I count as a lesbian now! Is it wrong to want to stuff your 
cock into a pretty girl? Is it so bad to want and plant a baby in 
some lovely woman? Millions of guys would say “Hell no!” to 
that!” I felt my face grow warm. I knew just which pretty girl I 
wanted to stuff this thing in. I burned rubber as I left the mall 
parking lot on my way to Mandy Chin’s house.
     
     Mandy still lived with her mother. I breathed a huge sigh of 
relief when I saw Mrs. Chin’s car was not in the drive. Mandy’s 
red Honda CBR600F4i crotch rocket was there though. I smiled 
thinking about her wearing those sexy racing leathers of hers. She 
always made me think of Priss, from the anime Bubblegum Crisis 
when I saw her in them. I got out of my car and fidgeted a bit, 
trying to line up my impatient monster in a more comfortable 
position.  
     
     When I rang the bell, the door opened almost immediately. 
“Polly?” Mandy pretended to be shocked. “You’re awake before 
sunset on Sunday? I thought you always went back to bed after a 
hard day’s trash picking at the flea market! I was going to stop by 
around nine and see if you wanted to get some dinner.”
     
     My best friend was wearing ratty sweatpants and a 
camouflage tank top. Good God she looked adorable! “Maybe 
later. I just had to come by and show you something.”
     
     “What’s up?” I followed her inside, staring in delight at her 
pert little bottom. Did you know it sort of made a figure eight 
while she walks? My cock sure seemed to appreciate the view!
     
     “I seem to have brought home the strangest thing I ever 
found while salvage hunting.” I felt my face grow warm as she 
turned to give me a quizzical look.
     
     “Stranger then the time you found the Civil Defense Geiger 
counter and your mother wouldn’t let it in the house because she 
was afraid it was radioactive?”
     
     “Laugh it up, smarty pants! I sold that thing for sixty bucks 
on EBay!” I called as she went into the kitchen. “This is big. 
Really fucking big!” While she was gone, I kicked off my shoes 
and wriggled out of my jeans. “You are not going to believe how 
big this thing is!”
     
     “Knowing you, it’s probably something like a guide missile 
or something.” She froze in the kitchen doorway. The bottle of 
Mountain Dew slipped from her fingers and geysered everywhere 
when it hit the floor. ‘What the fuck is that?” she shouted while 
pointing at my proudly saluting friend.
     
     “I told you it was big.” The thing gave a little jerk, and my 
face felt quite warm. “It just grew there while I was sleeping.”
     
     Mandy regained her composure and ran for some paper 
towels. “Very funny, Pol! You scared the hell out of me with that 
prosthesis. What is it, some cosmetic replacement for accident 
victims or something? It looks way too real to be a dildo.”
     
     I watched her butt for a moment as she crawled around 
cleaning up the soda mess. “No, it’s flesh and blood, honest!”
     
     “Polly, take that stupid thing off and put your pants back on!” 
Soda forgotten, Mandy got up and glared at me. “Just because I’m 
still a virgin doesn’t mean I’m dying to get a look at some damn 
fake dick!”
     
     She really shouldn’t have reminded my about her untouched 
purity! I strode over and grabbed her wrist. “See, it is real!” I 
pressed her hand against my erection. Electricity seemed to shoot 
through me at this heavenly contact.
     
     “Cut it out!” She wrapped her hand around my cock and gave 
it a bit of a pull. I moaned as she followed that with a bit of a 
squeeze. Her eyes opened wide. “It does feel real.” She nearly 
went cross-eyed staring down at it. “I’ve known you almost all my 
life! We took baths together when we were kids! I’ve seen you 
naked lots of times. You never had a dick before!”
     
     “I told you. It just grew there!” I threw my arms around her 
and hugged her tight. “It’s so very hard now!” 
     
     “What do you think I can do about it?” She stiffened as I 
thrust my hips against her, letting the head of my cock rub her 
belly through her tank top. “Oh no! Don’t even think any thoughts 
about that!” She tried to pull away, but I wouldn’t let go. “Polly, I 
don’t know what you did to cause that, but friendship only goes so 
far!”
     
     “Mandy, you’re my best friend!” I said softly. “Who else can 
I trust with this? Who else would be willing to let me just see what 
it would feel like?”
     
     “Not me, that’s for sure!” she tried again to pull away, but 
I’m bigger then she is. There way no way I was letting her out of 
my embrace!
     
     “It’s not like I want to actually FUCK you.” I lied. “I just 
want to see what it feels like to slip it in for a second or two.”
     
     “I’m a virgin, you dummy!” she tried again to get out of my 
arms. “You want me to toss away my cherry just to curb your 
curiosity?”
     
     “Who are you kidding? You may not have screwed a guy, but 
what about your bike?” I tried to smile reassuringly. “You’ve put 
in so many hours with that thing roaring between your thighs, your 
hymen is sure to be abraded by now!”
     
     “Well, my gynecologist did tell me.” She opened her eyes 
wide. “What am I saying? Why would I let you put that thing in 
me, for even a second?”
     
     I sighed. “Because we’re best friends, and we’d do anything 
for each other?” It was time to pull out the big gun, so to speak. 
“Who donated blood when your mom was in a car accident, and 
needed a transfusion? Who did the doctors credit for saving her 
life?”
     
     Mandy opened her mouth, and quickly shut it again. “That’s 
dirty pool, Polly!” She smiled briefly. “There will be no fucking, 
and that’s final! That would just be too weird. I’ll let you try 
putting it in, just once. One time only, got me? Just for one second! 
One push in, one pull out. I am not having sex with a girl!”
     
     “Of course not!” I agreed forcefully. “I’m not looking to 
actually have ‘SEX”! All I want is to see what it feels like for 
guys!”
     
     “Okay, as long as we are on the same page in this.” I released 
her and she headed for the stairs. “My bed room! It’s too freaky to 
mess around like that in my mother’s living room!”
     
     I followed with a song in my heart. My cock was going to see 
what a woman felt like! Mandy thought it was going to be just a 
quick check, but there was no way I could ever pass up the 
opportunity to show her exactly how much I really love her! “How 
are we going about this?” I asked casually while forcing myself not 
to simply throw her onto the bed. 
     
     She gave me a dagger look. “You lay on the bed. That’s 
how.” She smiled, to soften her words. “It’s not that I don’t trust 
you, but I want to be in total complete control. Okay?”
     
     “Your house, your rules!” I said cheerfully as I climbed onto 
the bed. “Remember, just let it go in completely, so I can get the 
full effect.” I lay down and made a show of putting my hands 
behind my head.
     
     “Like I’m about to forget that!” Mandy kicked off her 
slippers, and shucked out of her worn old sweatpants. Damn! No 
panties! “There’s something just so pervy about this.” She 
complained as she climbed onto the bed. “If you weren’t my 
dearest friend, I’d never consider doing this for a New York 
minute!” 
     
     “I do appreciate this.” I chimed as she nervously knee walked 
closer to me on the bed. “Um, do you think we should get some 
lubrication for you. I wouldn’t want to hurt you or anything.”
     
     Mandy looked so pretty when she blushed. “No, don’t worry 
about that.” She cleared her throat. “I kinda started making my 
own when you began waving that thing around.”
     
     I wanted to sing and cheer! Her body wanted this, even if her 
mind didn’t! “Oh, okay.” Was all I said as she straddled my legs. 
“You’ll be more comfortable that way.” 
     
     She took a deep breath. “Just shut up already, Pol. I’m 
nervous enough as it is!”
     
     I couldn’t tear my eyes away as she slowly squatted over me. 
Mandy’s pubic hair was a cute little glossy black bush. I wanted to 
reach out and stroke it, but didn’t want to scare her off just yet. Her 
labia spread open under her fingers, as the head of my monster 
nestled against her sweetness. “Just in and out.” She breathed as 
she slowly settled lower. The heat of her body warmed my soul as 
my throbbing erection pushed inside. Mandy moaned and bit her 
lower lip, but continued taking me in. “Shit! It’s even bigger then it 
looks.” She gasped as her beautiful body came to rest against mine. 
     
     “Mandy, this, this feels wonderful!” I whispered as her tight 
sheath lovingly held me.
     
     “We better stop.” She said huskily as she slowly lifted back 
off of me. Once she was clear of my hardness, she scrambled away 
and sat on the edge of the bed. “That was getting too weird.” She 
said with a nervous laugh. “You’re my best friend, Pol. You know 
I love you, but I don’t think we should ever ‘go there’ again.” She 
stood up and stretched her body sensually. “It would be a big 
mistake to ever do that again.”
     
     I sat up slowly, so as not to alarm her. “Yeah, you’re right 
about that. Thanks though, Mandy. Now I know why guys are 
always so eager to get into my pants.”
     
     She gave me a crooked grin. “Was it really that good?”
     
     I couldn’t hold back any more. “Hell yes!” I launched myself 
at her, and pulled her body tightly against mine. “I never felt 
anything as good as that in my entire life! I need more! You can’t 
think I’d be satisfied with just that tiny little taste!”
     
     “Polly, stop it!” she shouted as we began to struggle. I 
wanted, no, I NEEDED to get my cock back into her glorious 
warmth! “We agreed!” she squealed as I dragged her back to the 
bed. “We agreed on just once in and out! We can’t let it turn into 
sex!”
     
     “I need you, Mandy!” I cried as bodily threw her back onto 
the bed. “You don’t know how much I ache to push my cock back 
inside of you!”
     
     “We can’t do this!” she shouted in panic as I climbed back 
over her. “We grew up together! We have to stop!”
     
     I managed to get my left hand around both of her slender 
wrists, and trap her arms up over her head. “Yes, we grew up 
together!” I echoed as my knees forced her long legs apart. “I 
know you better then I know anyone else!” My right hand moved 
between us to grab my engorged cock. “We grew up together, and 
I love you!”  
     
     Her eyes opened wide as the head of my cock once again 
found her sweet honey center. “No! Polly, I said no! Don’t you 
dare do this!”
     
     I dared! I slipped into that blessed tightness again, and sighed 
in satisfaction. “I can’t stop now, don’t you see?” I pleaded as my 
hips thrust, pushing me completely into her. “I won’t stop, until 
I’m done!”
     
     “Oh God!” She struggled weakly under me, but there was no 
way I was giving this up! “Polly, please no! We have to figure out 
why you’re like this!”
     
     “I’m like this so I can fuck you!” My lips met hers, and I 
discovered the joyful satisfaction of kissing a beautiful girl. She 
whimpered, but before long her lips parted under the pressure of 
my tongue. Her mouth was the sweetest I had ever tasted. Even if I 
hadn’t grown this fearful appendage, I felt like I had been wasting 
time letting guys screw me! Why had I never thought of my 
beautiful Mandy as a lover before?   
     
     My hips began moving with urgent need, plowing my 
hardness into her silky heat. She wriggled under me. It only served 
to increase my pleasure. “Polly!” she gasped as our lips parted. 
“Please stop! Cut it out and I’ll pretend you never did this! What if 
something terrible happens?”
     
     “Something terrible?” My mind’s eye pictured the squirming 
wiggling sperm I had observed and I felt proud. I felt 
POWERFUL! My desire increased a thousand fold! “Terrible in 
what way? Remember that microscope you laughed at me for 
lugging home? I used it on my ejaculate! I make live sperm, oodles 
of them! I saw them all swimming! Would it be something terrible 
if I unleashed millions of sperm inside your gorgeous body?”  
     
     “Oh my God!” she cried in real alarm. “Polly, you can’t 
mean that! You make sperm too? You have to pull it out right 
now! You can’t get sperm in me! We can’t even risk one drop of 
pre-cum! This is a bad time of the month for that!” She was nearly 
panting. “Dammit Polly! No means no! I’m not on the pill! I think 
I’m ovulating today! I don’t have any kind of protection!”
     
     “Mandy love, you shouldn’t have said that!” I kissed her 
again. “I don’t think I’ve wanted anything in my life as much as I 
want to make your belly get nice and big with my baby!”
     
     She moaned as she struggled harder under me. God help me, 
it felt so good the way she wriggled! “Blowjob!” she squealed. “I 
can try giving you a blowjob! Please Polly! Let me suck you! Pull 
it out and I’ll try and make you feel good with my mouth! Just pull 
it out before you cum in me!” Her eyes pleaded. “Stop right now 
and I’ll even try to deep throat!”
     
     “I can’t stop!” I grunted as that pressure began to build inside 
my very soul. “I need this way too much!” I went into a frenzy of 
lust. My cock sawed in and out of her fertile body, pushing me 
ever closer to exploding!
     
     “Oh Polly, please stop!” Mandy begged. Even with those 
words, I felt something wonderful! Long legs wrapped around me! 
I risked it all by releasing her arms. Slender hands slipped up under 
my blouse as she pulled me tighter to her! “Don’t make me 
pregnant!” she gasped, her breathing rough and ragged. “Oh God 
Polly, don’t knock me up! If you cum in me I’ll get pregnant for 
sure!”
     
     I was balanced right at the edge of the abyss. “Almost there!” 
I grunted. “J-Just a few more strokes!”
     
     My beloved cried out as her body moved with mine. “Not 
inside!” she wailed as her spasming sheath began to milk my 
hardness. “Pull it out! Oh God Polly, pull out now!”
     
     She held me in a grip I couldn’t have broken if I wanted to! 
The heavens above know that I didn’t! One final thrust into her 
loving body was all it took! The power surged through me and my 
back arched! I pressed my staff deep inside her as my climax 
struck like lightening! My sperm rich semen was blasting into her 
fertile belly! My cries mingled with hers as the force of my 
ejaculation made my body writhe over hers! Masturbating was 
only a warm-up to this! Fear added spice to my lust as I actually 
thought I’d never stop cumming inside her beautiful ripe womb!
     
     Stop I finally did though, to a feeling of overwhelming 
satisfaction. “Mandy that was fantastic! Thank you so much!” I 
rolled off of her, and my still firm penis slid out with a wet and 
sloppy plop. Semen simply bubbled and poured out of her pretty 
sex. It looked nasty and hot as hell!
     
     She looked down at herself, stunned. “What have you done to 
me?’ she asked softly, as she gingerly touched the pearly white 
mess spreading over her quilt. “Oh my God! You knocked me up! 
I just know it! How could anyone not be pregnant with all that 
stuff in her?” My beautiful mate sniffed back her tears. “What am I 
going to do now?”
     
     I gathered her in my arms and held her tight. “You’re going 
to marry me, dummy!” I kissed her tears away. “You belong only 
to me now, understand that? You are mine, and mine alone! I’ll do 
all the worrying for both of us!”
     
     “Really?” Her eyes opened wide, and a shy smile slowly 
spread over her face. “Was that a proposal?”
     
     I slipped off of the bed and dropped down on one knee. 
“Mandy Chin, will you do me the honor of being my bride?”
     
     She clasped her hands together and really started to cry. For a 
second I thought I had made a terrible mistake. ‘Oh Polly! I’ve 
loved you for so very long! I didn’t think you liked girls, so I had 
to settle for just being your friend. Of course I’ll marry you!”
     
     I rejoined her in bed, and gave my fiancée another sweet kiss. 
“You don’t know how happy you’ve just made me, pretty girl!”
     
     We both froze as a voice reached us from downstairs. 
“Mandy, is Polly here?” Mrs. Chin called up to us. “Ask her if she 
wants to stay for dinner!”
     
     “I know just what I want for a wedding gift, Mandy love.” I 
slipped a hand between her legs and diddled her drippy little 
honey-pot. “Your mom is hot. Give her to me as a wedding 
present! Get her to let me fuck that sexy body of hers. She’s only 
forty-five. I bet I can knock her up too!”
     
     She looked shocked. “Polly, that’s disgusting! She’s my 
mother! You can’t fuck her! I won’t let you do anything of the 
sort!”
     
     “You won’t let me?” I pulled my hand away and thoughtfully 
licked my fingers clean. “I guess you don’t really love me enough 
to get married after all. I guess I’ll have to find someone who 
appreciates what a woman with a penis can do!”
     
     Mandy looked at me in disbelief. Then her eyes dropped and 
she demurely bowed her head. “Please don’t ever leave me!” she 
begged. “I’ll figure out something.” She added in a whisper. 
“Somehow I’ll give you mom as a wedding gift. I give you my 
word!”
     
     I smiled, knowing I had won something wonderful! “The 
sooner the better, Mandy love!” I put her hand once again on my 
still hard cock. “The sooner, the better!”