TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL THAT YOU ARE HORNY


10     Numerous runs to the store for more batteries

 9     Try to redemm free sex cards

 8     Urge to fondle maniquins in clothing stores

 7     Daydream about Bill Gates in silk boxers

 6     Wonder aloud if hardened latex does feel life like

 5     Roseann looks good about now

 4     Motor on VCR burns out

 3     Start to wonder "what's so wrong about public 
       mastrubation"

 2     "Here, Bowser."


and the number one way to tell that you are horny

 1    You have long pointy things growing out of your head