TOP TEN REASONS A SEX SLAVE IS BETTER THAN A GIRLFRIEND

10)  You look good in leather

 9)  She won't mind rawhide chew toys for Christmas

 8)  Nipple rings don't need diamonds

 7)  She does mind being used a table for beer during
     TV sports

 6)  Never saying, "Yes, dear."

 5)  Clothes shopping at porno shops

 4)  Hard to be a backseat driver with a ball gag

 3)  You can sell her when her tits start to sag

 2)  Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh!

And the number one reason a sex slave is better than a 
girlfriend

 1)  She won't complaine when you leave the toliet seat up