Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Once Upon a Time Part 3 - One More Try (Comfortably Dumb) Part 2 of 2 He could tell from the look on Kim's face that she'd caught the hint, and while tonight was probably out, perhaps they could hang out tomorrow at the party. In response, she slung a hint of her own, "I think he's lying, I think he'd wake up real quick with the right stimulation. You girls have been here all day, right? He's gotten used to the sight of you, if you were just walking in - like I did, he wouldn't have been able to control himself." I could see the worry in young me's eyes, whatever control he had left would not survive anything more direct. Jesus the conversation alone was enough to get most teenagers going, yet alone the situation. She put him at ease when she asked if he had anymore pot. His problem had receded enough for him to get out of the Jacuzzi and roll up what he had left into one good size joint. As he did so, he could hear them chattering about something, but it was too low to make out. It would be a year or two before he developed the sense to be worried when women got quiet, so he marched back out with the joint and found them all circled up in the Jacuzzi. As the rotation started, Monica nudged Michelle - who appeared to be nervous about something. The thing was discovered when she jumped up and sat on Joel's lap. "New test Joel." Kim said, "Let's see how good your control is in a new situation. Michelle is going to sit there until there's a reaction, so just enjoy it!" Joel was torn, he knew that he couldn't fight this, and while not his ideal vision - Michelle was an attractive girl. Naked. On his Lap. And now wiggling on it. "I felt it move!" she cried, way too loudly for my liking. She passed the joint to Lennie and resumed her seat. "OK, stand up and let us see it." Kim ordered. Joel knew when he was beat, so he stood up and displayed his semi - not quite the same reaction as before, but he was able to reign it in some. Lennie had passed on the joint and she was the first to speak "It is not the same as it was" and she reached out to grab it. "It's hard, but not all the way - we should have checked before." At that point the girls nominated Lennie the judge, which was worrying to Joel - but if Gary was indeed moving on... "My turn." Monica chimed in as she leapt onto Joel's lap and actually began to grind on it a bit. From the moment the sisters had developed, Joel had always preferred Monica for her intelligence and more reserved behavior. Michelle was the cheerleader and went to dances, Monica competed in academics and athletics, preferring to skip most social events. The effect of such a demure lady giving him a lap dance was hard to ignore. She took her turn to smoke and shotgunned the exhale into his mouth, before climbing off and claiming success. "That got it, definitely not gay. Judge!" Joel stood up, a bit embarrassed by what he was showing, there was nothing semi about his erection now. Lennie confirmed as much by grabbing and squeezing it. "Kimmy, you may have a challenger! Not sure how much harder this could get." she said, still not letting go. Joel sat back down quickly, if she'd have made any movements of that hand, his humiliation would have been complete. To his surprise, he was asked to fetch some more drinks from the kitchen. As he climbed out of the water, someone grabbed his ass. "Hurry back, still more players waiting." As Joel went inside, I stayed behind to observe. The wondrous part of my 'gift' is that I am not limited to the memories I have in my head, although I seem to need them to start the trip. I couldn't, for instance, jump to an event I never knew of just to spy. But, once I am in the memory, I can observe anything that happens - even if young me is not there. There are limits, if I were to start getting too far away from my younger self - I would eventually just come back to my time. And there is always the question of whether what I am seeing is what really happened, or what I would like to imagine happened. I guess that comes down to believing this is a supernatural gift versus a psychological gift - I've learned not to think about it. The girls were discussing who should go next, and ribbing Monica for going too far. "He will calm down some while he is in there, but I bet we can get him to shoot off in the hot tub." Monica said, "I'm sorry guys, I was already horny from being naked all day, the drinks and weed just made it worse. I'll try to behave." It was decided that Kim needed to take a turn as they didn't have a judgment for her original try. Lennie would judge and then take a turn herself - if she wanted to. Since she was the only one dating, it seemed that she had the option to decide not too. "Of course," Kim said, "you were getting ready to jerk him off after Monica's turn, so I'm not sure you haven't crossed the line already." She indicated she would take a turn, and hushed the others as Joel exited the house with their drinks. "Holy shit, the four of you have just about emptied the old man's vodka - I may need to buy more to refill it tomorrow! Go easy on these, I'm cutting you all off for the night when they're gone. You'll be no fun at the party if you're still hung over." There was a chorus of boos as Joel got back in the water, but he stood his ground. "Seriously, if you keep it up I will have to use most of what I bought just to replenish my parents stock. Save an appetite for tomorrow - or I guess I can officially say tonight now. Where exactly are you all going to go since your parents don't expect you home?" His question was ignored while the drinks were passed out, and once that was complete, rather than answering him, Michelle announced that it was Kimmy's turn. "Wait a second. A - Kim had a turn, you all saw what happened. And B - no one's answering my question." In reply, Kim straddled him - but she did it facing him "My turn didn't get judged, so how unfair is that? And as far as your question, we are gonna stay here, if that's OK with you." As she talked, she stared directly into his eyes and slowly rocked on his lap. Before he could reply, she leaned in and placed his head directly into her breasts. Joel was already sprung, but when Michelle chimed in that she'd always wanted to know what it was like sleeping on his water bed - he groaned into Kim's chest. Kim dismounted, "You better not have, I need the judges ruling first - and then I want to hear more about this water bed." Lennie was grabbing before he could even stand, but at this point he was sure if he didn't show it, they'd call a redo. Lennie wanted to call it a tie with Monica, but Kim was quick to point out that he'd moaned for her. In reply, Monica asserted that the groan was more of a response to her sister -(TM)s statement - and the two were about ready to settle for a draw until Lennie reminded them that there was one more contestant. Joel tried to beg off, still conflicted about her being with Gary, even if it wasn't destined to last long. There was a certain decorum to be honored, and even if it was a bit more lax than others - what would be perfectly allowable the minute after they broke up, would be betrayal one minute before. When it became clear that he would not get around it, he asked for some time to cool down, stating that it would be an unfair advantage to her, which almost got Michelle another turn - since she assumed her influence had helped her sister. Joel switched over to the pool to cool down, and Lennie followed after promising them all she wouldn't cheat. She chased Joel the far end of the pool, and when she was sure she was close enough to whisper to him, without being overheard, she assured him all was well. "I know you're a good guy, and you would never hurt Gary, but this is fine - he and I are through, so just sit back and enjoy Joel - I intend to." With that she shouted 'So don't be too long chicken! Too long in here and it might fall off, and that wouldn't be fair." and swam over to get back in the Jacuzzi with her giggling compatriots. Despite the coolness of the water, Joel could not be more excited - so he took his time, just floating in the cool water and trying not to think about what would happen next. After a few minutes, he realized it was a futile effort and made his way back to the Jacuzzi. Monica noticed his condition as he climbed in, and reached out for a feel. "No fair, he's already hard! She's not going to get this thing any harder - that's for sure." Lennie shushed her quickly, and pushed Joel down into his seat. Turning around, she lowered herself onto his lap and simply sat there for a moment. "You might as well just get up now - you cannot win. Poor guy is so worked up, anything on his lap at this point would keep it up." Kim said. Lennie simply shifted a bit on his lap, and like magic he was at her entrance. The heat was appreciable even in the hot water, and the ease with which he was just barely entering her was surprising to him. "What do you think Joel, is there anything that might be able to get you a bit harder?" She bumped up and down slightly as she spoke, and although he was far from full penetration, the effect was spectacular. Before he could speak, she lifted off of him and spun around. Rather than rubbing her much larger chest in his face, she caressed both sides of his face. As she moved over his chin, he could smell the arousal on the fingers of her right hand. "Can you think of anything at all? Hmm, guess not. Who's judging?" She returned to her seat and Joel was practically lifted out of the water by the others. "Looks about the same. I told you, we broke the poor boy." Kim said, as she reached out to grab his hardness. When she squeezed it, the other girls gasped - "Ladies, I think we have a winner." Michelle shouted. Although he feared looking down at Kim holding him would set him off, he simply had to know. Her squeezing had resulted in a drop of pre-cum at the head of Joel's cock. Only he and Lennie knew how that had happened, but looking at Kim's face - I think she might have suspected something. "Is that what I think it is?" Monica asked, leaning in for a better look. As I've alluded to in past stories, I have come to accept that my ability has the tendency to put me in uncomfortable positions. While I can certainly appreciate the beauty of a young female, I would never sit and watch a scene like this in my normal life. I take some comfort in the fact that I have never witnessed anything that I didn't see first when I was young as well. Even so, I can assure you that my younger self was completely unaware that Monica was experiencing some very basic first's that night. Obviously, all of us were new to the whole nudity thing, but I new that none of the others were virgins so I had made an assumption, certainly this little contest would not have happened with George or Jennifer in attendance. Anyway, back to the story. Before anything else could happen, Joel shook free of the grasping hands and retreated to the pool again. At this point it felt as if the small current from the jets would set him off. And while he had experienced some very strange things today, he wasn't sure busting a nut in the Jacuzzi just from the teasing would help his position. He asked the girls again, about the sleeping arrangements. "Ladies, it's getting pretty late - if you are seriously planning on sleeping here, can we head in and clean up? I have a lot of work to do tomorrow. They all agreed, and everyone helped to clean up the cups and dishes, and while Joel made sure the bonfire was dead, Monica and Lennie rinsed everything and loaded the dishwasher. Michelle quietly motioned for everyone to come to the family room, where George and Jennifer were sound asleep next to each other on the floor. It was clear that nothing untoward had happened, and Kim threw some blankets over them before turning off the television and the light. Joel left the foyer light on, just in case Jennifer woke up and needed the bathroom. It wasn't until he entered the kitchen, where the girls where finishing up, that he realized that he was still naked. It was getting hard to imagine putting clothes back on, and when he said it out loud, Monica and Lennie just nodded in agreement. Michelle and Monica had been in and out of the house since it was built, so Joel sent them to the master bathroom to shower up. He showed Kim and Lennie the way to the hall bath, realizing that they had never been past the kitchen. He was sitting down in the kitchen when Kim came back in and joined him. When Joel seemed confused Kim laughed, "Did you think we were going to shower together? You did didn't you? I need to keep an eye on my little sister if she is hanging out with your deviant crowd. If you want that kind of show, I guess maybe that Monica and I, well you know what - save that for a wet dream. Where is that girl?" Joel explained that he'd sent both sisters back to the master bathroom. Kim was up in a flash. "Holy shit, do you think they are? That's fucking hot - let's go see." With that she headed to the hallway and waited for Joel to direct her in the right direction. Neither sister was in his parent's master bedroom, so they made their way to the bathroom door. Both voices were clearly audible from within, and when Kim opened the door, no one was visible - meaning they were both in the shower together. Kim was visibly aroused as she approached the shower curtain and quickly pulled it open. "And what is going on in here?" While the sisters were frightened by the unexpectedness of the curtain being pulled back, it was clear that they had not been up to anything beyond showering. The master shower was big enough to easily hold several people, and Monica was sitting on the floor washing her hair while her sister was rinsing off under the shower head at the other end. Kim seemed disappointed that she had not interrupted anything untoward, and quickly left the room. Joel was getting ready to follow her out when Monica stopped him, "We need to talk to you about something, why don't you join us?" Joel played this offer off as a joke, and was really going to leave - until Michelle chimed in that they really did need to talk. Joel took a seat on the toilet and told them to talk away, to which Monica responded "Spoilsport." Michelle began as she exited the shower - motioning for Joel to hand her a towel. "Well, in my hurry to make sure we weren't expected home - I never even thought to go get a change of clothes! I am not sure how we can go home in the morning still in our bikini's - my dad is too smart for that. What am I gonna do?" Joel understood the concern, but told her not to worry about it, he was pretty sure he had a way to handle it - but it would have to wait until morning. Leaving the master bath, Joel passed the hall bath on his way to his bedroom. Kim was preparing to enter the shower and again Joel was asked if he'd like to join. Employing what could only be considered super human discipline, he declined again. "I caught the hint you dropped earlier tonight, this is our chance - are you sure?" Joel explained that if she still felt the same way tomorrow, he would take her up on the offer. "Everyone is jazzed up from being naked all day, and the last thing I need is a bunch of pissed off girls thinking I chose one over the other. Let's see how you feel in the morning, OK?" She suggested that he might wish he'd changed his mind, but accepted his decision and closed the bathroom door. The built-in habit was hard to lose, even though there was nothing anyone hadn't already seen. Finally reaching his room, Joel found Lennie messing with his stereo. "I hope you don't mind, I went and got my bag out of Kimmy's car, if you don't like it I can turn it off." The beat that came over the speakers was accompanied by a synthesizer, which I had only learned to appreciate later in my life. Young me was about to rip the disc out of the player, when Lennie grabbed him. "Just let me hear this one song, Joel. I have needed to be sad all day, but I was having too much fun. Give me three minutes to be sad, OK?" When a naked girl asks for a few minutes, it is pretty much a rule that you give it to them, and Joel (young or old version) was smart enough to figure it out. She placed her head on Joel's shoulder, and with as much grace as he could muster, they slow danced in his bedroom to the sappy song. 'One more try I didn't know how much I loved you, One more try let me put my arms around you, Living all these lonely nights without you, Oh baby can we give it one more try?' As the song faded off, only to be replaced by what sounded like another version of the same song, Lennie finally spoke. "I know he liked me, but Gary is just too immature to be around other girls without fucking up. Why couldn't he be more mature, like you? You spent the entire day with a bunch of naked, and eventually horny girls - but if we hadn't grabbed you a few times you would never have touched us - would you?" Joel told her he wouldn't have, and she smiled. "You had to have wanted to, but because I was with your friend, and you've known the others so long - you denied yourself. I don't know what will happen tomorrow, but promise me that whatever happens tonight, in the dark, you won't be mad at me or yourself. Can you promise me that?" Joel nodded, and knowing what I know, I was surprised that my younger self could even still form a coherent sentence, much less consider the implications of what he'd just agreed to. Lennie released him, and removed the disc from the player. When Joel said she could leave it in - he didn't mind, she waved him off. "Sad time is over, we still have a few hours left of craziness." As the other girls finished up and entered his bedroom, Joel advised them that except for his parent's bed, anywhere else was fair game for sleeping. "I have got to be up in about five hours to meet the folks delivering the party favors, and I may need to go get more booze to make up for you lushes. So I say we call it a day, that cool?" Everyone agreed and Michelle then jumped onto the waterbed, "Oh my god, this is awesome! I call dibs!" This resulted in a dogpile of all the girls, right in the middle of his bed. Joel shook his head, "Fine, you guys can have the bed, I will sleep on the couch in the living room. If you need anything, just yell and - " Monica and Kim both spoke at once, and when they realized it, only Monica continued "Why would you leave? Just come lay down, Joel. We promise to be good. You've managed to ignore us all day anyway - so we know we're safe." The others chimed in as well, trying to convince him to stay. Joel waved them off, "I'll tell you what, I still need to take a shower so I am going to do that first. When I get back, if any of you are still awake - I'm headed for the couch. If you're all asleep, I will sleep here." With that, he left. I hung back while Joel showered - I wanted to see what happened in there. Since I knew what would happen next, I needed to know if it was premeditated, or if it had really been an accident. Since I did not know if what I'd see was true or not, it couldn't be trusted - but I wanted to see. The girls had begun to arrange themselves in the bed, with much discussion of how to do it. The king size bed was wide enough to allow the four of them to lay side by side, but it left little room for Joel. When Lennie pointed that out, it was Monica who suggested they needed to get closer together to make room. Kim, who was already a bit weirded out by the other sisters showering together earlier, suggested that they swap sisters. It was agreed to quickly, and Michelle, who was on the outside near the door, jumped out to turn the light off. The only light in the room came from the small desk lamp on the opposite side of the bed - where Kim was laying. The younger sisters in the middle suggested that they make room for Joel in the center - to see if he'd actually lay down with them. All agreed, with all but Lennie betting on Joel punking out. "He has been nothing but a gentleman, even after we started teasing him, so if he does decide to sleep on the couch, we should all be nice to him." The sound of the shower finally ceased, and the girls quickly closed their eyes. Within a few minutes, it was dead quiet in the room and unless I was mistaken - Kim was actually asleep, her soft snores gave her away. I was still watching a few minutes later when Joel returned to the room, and I was pretty sure that the other three were still awake, but playing at being asleep. While the house was cool, only Michelle had gotten under the blankets, so the others were visible in the dim light as he fought with himself. He took a few moments to put on his latest favorite album for falling asleep, dialing down the volume so that the beautiful voice of Hope Sandoval would not disturb anyone's sleep. Decision made, he grabbed a pair of boxers from his dresser and, after he slipped them on, he climbed into the empty spot in the middle of the bed. While we rarely ever used the blankets, he awkwardly maneuvered his way under them - figuring they offered some protection against contact with the girls on either side of him. He fell asleep with Lennie's words echoing in his head "whatever happens in the dark", damn was he glad the desk light was on. With young me asleep I was flying blind again, and it occurred to me that this could be a chance to figure out if what I see is real, or my imagination. I sped up the scene, but not far enough to lose track of the action. As I watched, the speed distorted young me's snoring, almost turning it into a whistle. I couldn't help but think I sounded a bit like Big Bird when he slept - a thought that was rudely interrupted by Monica moving slightly, and then a bit more forceful - testing to see if Joel was really asleep. I slowed to normal speed and watched as she carefully climbed out of the bed and made her way to the desk, presumably to turn the light off. I worried for a moment, but in earlier episodes the light had taken on a television like quality - I could see, but they couldn't. This case was no different, as I watched Monica awkwardly navigate the blackened room. She was almost there when the sheets were flung aside, and her sister helped her back into the bed. "You are crazy, you know that, right?" Michelle said as Monica climbed over her. "When will I ever get a chance like this again?" she replied. Joel had fallen asleep on his back, but had rolled to his side in the intervening time. Facing Lennie, he was a bit hunched into a fetal position - I'd never watched myself sleep, but I think we were trying to keep from touching anyone. We'd had sex numerous times, and had even slept with a few girls for the rest of the night afterward, but we'd never gotten comfortable with sleeping in the spoon position with someone. Monica was moving under the covers, and after a few seconds, Joel began to roll over in her direction. I could hear her say something, but the words were unintelligible - and moments later she appeared from under the blankets with our boxers, which she threw to the side of the bed. I knew at that point that young me was back in the game. There was no way that she'd been able to do that without waking him up, but we were not back to where my memory started. Monica reached back under the blankets, presumably going for the grab she'd had earlier, when she let out a squeak. "What the fuck?" she whispered loudly, and Lennie snorted with laughter "Finders keepers Monica - thanks for getting those shorts off." Monica was livid and demanded, quietly, that Lennie needed to share. Both girls disappeared under the blankets, and this was the point where I remembered what had happened. Joel had been jarred from sleep, he was really tired and the dream he'd been having was a much raunchier version of the day he'd had. A bit pissed that he was awake, he turned to his left and encountered warm flesh. Still out of it, he rolled to his right - intending to get up and kick someone's ass, when he was met with a soft, warm obstacle. Suddenly, he began to remember he was wedged in the middle of a teenager -(TM)s wet dream. As he began to weigh his options, this time weighted quite a bit more in the direction of fucking anything in this bed - someone grabbed his stiffening cock. Not sure of who was where, he had no idea who it could be, but he was acutely aware of how nice it felt. He almost spoke when someone else grabbed at him, encountering another hand already in place. He heard someone, Monica he thought, whispering a curse, followed by a snort that had to mean the first hand was Lennie - he'd recognize that laugh anywhere. The two of them disappeared under the covers, and Joel almost tensed in anticipation, but made himself stop. It would be much more interesting to see where they took this - and that would be easier if he was 'asleep'. The girls went to town, taking turns fondling his manhood, and the girl on left, presumably Lennie based on the sound of her laughter, used her mouth on a few of her turns. Monica had not done so yet, and both me and my younger self tried to make out some of the whispered conversation under the blankets - but it wasn't working out. Older me would have taken a little less time to realize that Monica had never done that before, but young Joel put it together fairly quickly - especially for someone on the receiving end of a two girl hand job. With the events of the day, it only took about ten minutes for Joel to realize he was going to shoot all over both of them any second. Being a gentleman, the protocol would be to give them a warning, and the option of how to proceed. However, since he was 'asleep' there was no way to do so without breaking the illusion - so he figured what the hell and let fly under the blankets. Given the solid ten hours of teasing, his release was intense - and apparently copious, as he heard the reaction of both girls. Caught by surprise as they were, Lennie had capped him off before he could do too much damage, catching about two thirds in her mouth as Monica's gasp turned into giggles. Joel, was about to acknowledge what had happened, when Michelle spoke. "If you two are done, can we please get some sleep? I guarantee he will still be there in the morning." With the immediate rush of energy dying off, the relaxed state he was in gave way easily to his exhaustion - he was asleep a few seconds later. I moved forward slowly at first, wanting to see if Lennie made a trip to the bathroom - which she didn't. I guess Gary had been telling the truth about her oral skills after all. I made myself comfortable and sped ahead, waiting until the sun rose, or someone woke up - whichever came first. Around eight in the morning, a knock sounded at Joel's door - and then a second. The occupants of the room were dead to the world, so it was no surprise when George stuck his head in a few moments later. While he was shocked at what he saw, since the only girl above the covers was on the far side of the bed, Georgie thought it was safe to enter. He finally noticed Kim's state when he stood at the end of the bed, but he was already in the room, and he really needed to talk to Joel. The problem appeared to be how to rouse him, without waking the girls, and this had him stumped. He was about to throw laundry from the floor at his brother, until he realized that what he held was not a t-shirt - but someone's bikini bottoms. He dropped the bottoms as Jennifer entered the room, and immediately began to giggle. As he hushed her, George made his way to her and whispered "How do I wake only Joel up?" She shrugged, and then she smirked and shot him a look that said 'No worries, leave it to me!' before climbing into the bed at it's center. She literally crawled up Joel's sleeping body, and when she neared his head, she whispered into his ear - to no effect. She then placed her knee directly into the bed just below his groin, and leaned into it directly with all her weight. Joel groaned and she scrambled back to the foot of the bed and joined George. Joel awoke to a pressure in his groin, not unpleasant, but certainly not a repeat of last nights experiments. When he cracked an eyelid, he saw his brother and Jennifer at the foot of the bed, "Shit, busted" he thought. The two younger kids appeared to be cleaned up and ready for the day - which probably meant Joel was late. He slowly began to rise, using the headboard for leverage - but there was no way for him to get his bigger frame out of the bed without moving a lot of water. He dropped back to the pillow, defeated "What's up guys?" he asked George and Jennifer. He tried not to notice that his speaking had disturbed Monica, causing her to roll over and spoon Kim. George explained that his buddy Paul was coming over tonight, but he and his sister were going to the beach in a few - and he wanted to go with. Joel was cool with it, but since Jennifer wanted to go, he suggested that she talk to one of her sisters. She moved to the far side of the bed, and shook Kim awake. The first thing Kim was aware of was her nakedness, and despite being naked for most of the prior evening - she retreated under the blankets. This of course put her right up against Monica, and the look on her face alerted me to the fact that she was not appalled in the least. She quickly got the gist, and informed her sister if she could get into the car and out of the neighborhood without being seen - then she could go. George explained that Paul's sister was going to pick them up at the tracks behind the house, so a short walk through the woods would keep them both out of site. The two were gone quickly once approvals had be received. Joel laid back, trying to collect his thoughts, he needed to get moving shortly, even though it wasn't as late as he'd feared, he still had shit to do. "How in the hell am I going to get out of this bed?" he asked no one in particular. "The bigger question, is do you think our little bro and sis are actually going to the beach, or are they gonna hole up in the woods and fuck?" Joel laughed at the thought, "If she manages to talk him into it, he will be planning the wedding by this evening. And then where would we be? We'd be related, which would be a deal breaker for you and I, wouldn't it?" Kim just rolled over closer into Monica and sighed "Promises, promises. You're such a damn tease." With Monica rolled over, Joel just needed to get free from Lennie, then climb over her and Michelle, and then he could get out of bed. As he attempted to break free of Lennie's grip on his arm, she spoke softly "Nope, you are staying right where you are, you haven't slept enough yet." He kept moving and as he passed directly over her, she finally opened her eyes. "Ok, that's more like it. Good morning Prince Charming. Are you here to kiss me and raise me from my eternal slumber?" Joel, figuring he had nothing to lose, went in for a brief kiss - which turned a bit more serious than he was prepared for. He hadn't had a moment to piss, yet alone brush his teeth - but there it was anyway. Besides, the deep kiss had simply confirmed that she'd been the one using her mouth last night. "I'll be back, you rest up." he said as he continued on. Step one complete, Joel moved on to getting past Michelle with little fuss - and it appeared to be working. She was so tiny, that he could have straddled her without actually touching her anywhere between her armpits and hips. He was also helped by the fact that she was a stomach sleeper, so this would be - "Oh shit" Joel exclaimed as his forward progress was halted by the covers, which had tightened up on him. With no way to go forward, and his balance totally forward - there was only one way he could go, straight down. He landed on her ass, and the lack of screaming or even a gasp as he landed on her relaxed body completely gave her away. Joel apologized, and rolled back to his starting position. When she rolled over, Michelle began to smile "Three other naked people in this bed, and I got the best night sleep I've had in a long time - I am turning into such an old maid!" Joel apologized again, at this point he needed to piss badly, so he gave up pretenses and asked her to let him over so he could go to the bathroom. She unwrapped the ends of the blanket out from under her and got up to give him room. This gave both of them there first glimpses of each other this morning, and while Joel was pushing the limit, he still took a second to appreciate the view before sprinting down the hall. "Hurry back!" Michelle called to him. After relieving himself, Joel checked the clock. It wasn't quite nine yet, so he figured he had time to get in a quick shower. He turned on the boom box in the hall bath and cranked some Helmet, it was a freshman album - but good enough to warrant several plays a week in his rotation. As he stepped into the shower, he tried to get all the crap from the night before out of his mind. He had things to do today, and he imagined that the guilt would show on his face as soon as Gary showed up to the party. Plus he had to work on Michelle's lack of clothing problem as well. As if he'd summoned her by thinking about her - Michelle entered the shower behind him, using a hand on his shoulder to keep her balance as she stepped over the side of the tub. "I was just thinking about last night, you know when you..." Joel was relieved that she was thinking the same was he was. He was also thinking that she must have grown just as comfortable as he with the nudity thing - she didn't even bat an eye at getting in the shower! "No worries, I think I have that figured out, I will take care of it after I clean up. What a crazy day that was huh?" Her hands snaked around his waist from behind, slowly making their way to his still semi-hard cock. "Oh, not that Joel. I mean, that's awesome and I'm sure your plan is good- but what I meant was how I only ever seemed to get the semi version of this thing." She grabbed it with both hands, and began to soap it up, apparently she'd gotten a handful of shower gel. "I was thinking maybe if I helped you clean up, I could get another chance to see if I could get it all the way there - you know, like my little sister did?" As Page Hamilton droned on about how this is Sinatra's world, and his unnamed girl just lives in it, Michelle worked Joel over in a manner that suggested to both of us that she'd had more than a little practice. "My baby sister, Joel. You got hard for her, but not for me? And don't give me that big brother bullshit, I know I look good - and despite your arguments, we are clearly not related. We may have bathed together back then, but back then I couldn't do this either." As the crescendo built for the end of 'Sinatra', she whipped Joel around and took him in her mouth. This time there was no doubt as to the state of his erection, as she grabbed his ass and used it to pull him deeper into her mouth. As I've stated on more than one occasion, while these events are all true - I am not the typical hero of one of these types of stories. I could lie and say that I've never measured my junk, but what's the point in that? I can assure you that while I am not hung like a porn star, my size is respectable. And like most normal girls, very few of the ladies who have done me the honor were the type to choke and gag on a dick, and exactly none were the type who spit on it - what's with that anyway? Michelle was one of the few aggressive types that seemed to want to suck my life out of that appendage, and she certainly tried. By the time young Joel was ready to blow, she'd managed to bury her nose in his pubic hair and worked her throat in a manner that seemed to hug his penis. When he gave her the warning that he was going to come, she hugged him to her face and held him there, allowing the first shot to go straight down her throat. After that, she pushed him back some and collected the rest in her mouth, staring up at him and showing it to him before she swallowed it. "I guarantee that no one else in that bed can do that. Thanks Joel, I just wanted to make sure I hadn't lost my touch - it's been awhile." As they rinsed each other off, she began to laugh "So that should wipe out the last bath time memory, eh?" I left them to finish up the shower, and made my way back to the bedroom. Kim and Monica were still hugging in their sleep, and Lennie was finally fully awake. Like Joel, she had an urgent need to pee - so she made her way to the hall bath she'd used the previous night. I knew what would happen in the bathroom, so I waited to see what happened when she left. Needless to say, I was not shocked to see Kim and Monica begin to move noticeably under the sheets. I watched them kiss slowly, realizing that either this was the first time, or my imagination thought it would be sexier if it was. Then I was back down the hall, where Joel was drying off as Michelle did her hair, and Lennie used the toilet. The three were chatting amicably enough, just as I remembered it, and the intimacy of such an innocent moment was not lost on me. There was not any drama, just people doing what they needed to get done to move on with their day. The activities of the previous day had made us comfortable in our skin, the question was - what would happen when outsiders came into the picture? Once done, the three of them made their way to the kitchen for breakfast. As things were cooking, Joel asked Lennie for her home number and explained that she needed to remain quiet while he was on the phone. The phone was answered on the second ring, and Mrs. Boland was a bit taken aback when Joel identified himself and asked for Mr. Boland. No one was more shocked than Lennie though, and her fear was plain on her face. Joel just motioned for her to calm down, and went back to the phone. "Jim? It's Joel from next door. Well, like you said - you saw my dick, so what good's the formality. Especially for what I am about to ask you do, it's better if we treat this as a guy doing a solid for another guy. Yeah, you're pretty close. Well they arranged to be out all night, but they never went and got any clothes. Yeah, it wouldn't look good would it? Really? Holy shit man, you're the best. No really I owe you one. Well, I say I do - so let me start with this. I heard that Gary and Lennie broke up last night. Christy called me after they went to bed, apparently there were some tears, but it was her call. I know, you've done a good job there. Well I heard they were going to stop by, but I won't know until they do. Well if Kim brings them by, I will keep an eye out. No sir, it will be much more formal than last night. Are you sure? My brother is going to be here with a friend of his, so it's not like she'd hang out with the older kids. Very good sir, I will make sure of it. Listen, I really appreciate this Jim. Anything you need sir, just ask. Later." Joel hung up the phone, and was hit with a million questions. Some of which he tried to answer, "Yes Lennie, your dad and I are bros now. Well it's a long story, ask Michelle about it." Michelle wanted to know the plan, and Joel explained that the Boland's were taking her parents out for brunch in about an hour, at which point they could go get their things. When she asked how that had been thrown together so quickly, Joel laughed. "Lennie, your old man is a player, he thought I might need a bail out this morning, so he hooked me up ahead of time. The guy is smooth!" From around the corner came a very disheveled Kim "Who is smooth?" she asked. Joel simply grabbed her hands and danced her around the kitchen for a moment, before dipping her in a very dramatic fashion. When he puller her up and into him - he placed a somewhat chaste kiss on her lips, and then turned to bow to the audience. "Your old man is bailing me out, most likely keeping my ass out of jail for last night -(TM)s activities." Joel immediately recognized the taste of her kiss, and added for effect, "Probably your ass too come to think of it." When he winked at her and licked his lips, she knew she was caught out. Luckily for her, at that moment the relative silence was split by the sound of a car horn. "Ah, that'd be Mindy with the booze. Kim, be a dear and go wave her into the backyard? Your cars are in my garage, and I doubt brunch will be on the menu if anyone sees us unloading a shitload of booze" Lennie and Michelle were told to keep an eye out for visitors, especially to call out if someone stopped at the mailbox. They sat down to eat and watch, while Joel returned to his room. He found Monica in a daze laid out in the center of his bed. "And how are we doing this morning princess?" he asked. She beckoned him with a finger, "Come over here and ask me again." Joel looked her over as he approached. Athletic body, but not overly so, and a solid B-cup that would probably hit C before she was done. The biggest thing he noticed were the tan lines that not even an afternoon nude could erase, so deeply were they established. Again, the Monica he'd known until yesterday would never have even ventured outside in a two-piece in mixed company. Joel leaned in and gave her a carbon copy of the kiss he'd laid on Kim, and she moaned while he delivered it. Not detecting a similar taste as he had from Kim, he decided that she'd only been a receiver this time around. "Did you guys have fun this morning?" he asked. She blushed a bit and grabbed for him once more, "I'd have rather had this, but yes I did have fun this morning. I'm not sure I want to do that again, but I'm glad I tried it." Joel sat beside her, and pushed her hands away. "Monica, I'm not sure how much experience you've had before this weekend, but don't be in a rush - and never let yourself be pressured into doing anything, alright? This is important, no matter who it is, you have to be comfortable with it. Now, if you are done experimenting, we need to get on with the day, and we can return to this topic later - sound good?" She agreed, and he hustled her down to the shower, "If Michelle smells that on you, there might be a problem - so clean up and come get some food." Making his way back to the kitchen, Joel checked the backyard and wasn't sure if he was surprised that Kim was still nude as she unloaded the booze. Mindy was in her normal attire, cut-off jeans and a crop top. The uniform was designed to showcase both her tattoo and her piercings. The ink was a flowering vine down her left side, starting at her armpit and stopping just short of her knee, while the piercings were too numerous to count. On this occasion she'd added a chain from piercing to piercing, so her nose ring connected to her bellybutton, and then the chain disappeared into her shorts. At twenty-two, Mindy was out of Joel's league, but he never stopped trying. While she was happy to hang out and had even made out with him on one occasion, she'd made it clear that they were just friends. "Let's see what my friend thinks of this" he thought as he grabbed Michelle and enlisted her in helping out back. "Should I put something on?" she asked, and Joel replied she could grab a shirt from his room if she wanted - before he headed out the back door. He hadn't made it two steps before he heard her follow, this was gonna be good! He almost made it to the tailgate before she noticed them both. "What in the hell is going on here, Joel? Did you brainwash these girls?" Then he stepped around the truck and she realized he was naked as well. "Holy shit, uh, nice to see you?" Joel grabbed a bag, and turned to place it on the porch. Mindy followed with some cups and other supplies, "So did you guys lose a bet or something?" Joel just smiled, "No, we simply decided to be free and enjoy the pool, and then night fell so we moved to the Jaccuzi - it's been too nice to stop until we have to. Have you ever swam naked, Mindy?" She said that she had, but she did it like normal people, alone in the dark, or if she was lucky with a special friend. Joel explained that those were both good occasions to do it, but that there was nothing overwhelmingly sexual about it in their case, just comfort. Mindy didn't buy it for a second, so Joel asked her if she'd like to come in and meet the others. "Others? What others?" Joel invited her in again, and sweetened the deal with some coffee if she'd like - and she gave in. Joel brought Mindy into the kitchen and introduced her to Lennie. "Mindy works with a bunch of us at the restaurant. Mindy, this is Lennie." He could tell from her face that Mindy was blown away by the girl -(TM)s body, although she wasn't the oldest - she was definitely the best developed of the group. "Lennie, as in dating Gary Lennie?" she asked. "Not anymore, no." Lennie answered. "Shit, the mail is here Joel - did you want me to go get it?" Joel checked the time, "the parents should have left about a half hour ago, so I leave it up to you. If not, I will go get it in a few - I'm going to introduce Mindy to Monica first." He strode down the hall and stood in the bathroom doorway, watching Monica do her hair. "I'd like to introduce you to a friend from work, if that's ok with you?" She said sure, so Joel motioned for Mindy to enter the room. "Monica this is Mindy, Mindy this is Monica - you met her sister Michelle outside a few minutes ago." Monica smiled and nodded to Mindy, "Nice to meet you, but really Joel - another girl? Are there any guys coming to this party?" Joel put on his puppy dog face, "Am I not enough for you anymore? Relax the guys will show up this evening when the party starts. Finish up in here, and get over to your place to get some clothes, cool?" Monica nodded and returned to her morning routine, while Joel and Mindy headed back to her truck. "Maybe I haven't given you enough credit Joel, four girls at the same time, and two of them are sisters?" Joel corrected her, informing her that it was two sets of sisters as Lennie and Kim were related as well. "Man oh man, you must be drained, Hell, I think I'd switch teams for that Lennie. Perhaps, we should give it a try one night after work - if you can please all four of them, you may be able to hang with me." Before she left, Joel made sure to tell her he'd love to see her at the party that night - but no promises were made. Joel returned to find Lennie and the rest browsing through the knapsack that she'd retrieved from the mail box. In addition to the weed, which they could all make a good guess at, there was a small wooden box which should contain about thirty tabs of acid, as well as a bottle with twenty-five green smiley face pills. The ecstasy was fairly cheap, and the acid was payback for a favor he was owed. The weed had cost him a little over a hundred bucks, but it was worth it - because he had enough to smoke some more during the day today. The girls had ignored the box, which was good, while Kim and Michelle could probably handle it, the others were not ready for that trip just yet - but the pills had their attention. "What are these Joel?" Lennie asked, holding up the pill bottle. He told them, and they were all very interested in trying it out. Joel figured they had around eight hours before people began to show for the party, so he split two pills in half and held them in his hand. "Before we do this, the rules need to be agreed to. Once this pill is ingested, there is no stopping the effects. I would assume that most of you will trip for about four hours, Michelle might take a bit longer. If you have a bad experience, I will do my best to get you over it - but you will not leave this house, understood?" They all agreed and Joel handed them their halves, which most downed immediately - only Monica held out for a minute. "What will this do to me Joel, I know it's what the ravers take and they get hyper, right?" Joel explained that the drug would make her feel great, possibly thinking clearer, and in most cases would amplify her current mood. Without another word, she popped the pill and grinned, "In that case, we might need to lock you up for your own protection!" With the pin pulled, Joel reckoned he had about twenty minutes to get them situated, wanting the experience to be as amazing as possible for them. He cranked up the stereo, and as much as he hated Techno he served up some Londonbeat he'd gotten from a friend. Lennie, ever the observant one, realized that Joel had not taken a pill himself. "Someone needs to be sober in case of an emergency doll, and honestly I am already a happy camper this morning." Apparently happy with his reply, she went back to dancing around the living room - as if she could will the drug to kick in just by getting in the mood. The ladies seen to for the moment, Joel completed the setup on the porch by filling two coolers with ice and tapping the pony keg once he'd wrestled it into a plastic bin to keep it cold. He spent the next half an hour rolling joints and laying out his glassware for later use. When he headed back inside, the girls were obviously beginning to feel the effects of the X. In addition to the frantic dancing, Kim and Michelle were developing pretty significant Joker grins. Monica saw him first, and dragged him into the center of their 'dance floor', as she ground up on him Joel could feel the heat coming off of her in waves. "How you feeling babe?" he asked her. She grabbed his hands and smeared them all over her chest and stomach, they slid easily in the sheen of sweat coating her from head to toe. "I don't know, how do I feel?" she replied. Joel's reply was appropriate on many levels - "Hot." As Joel considered Monica, Lennie had danced up on him from behind, and she was just as hot. Joel took an opportunity to test the other two, and their temperatures were all a bit high. "Why don't we take this out to the pool ladies? Doesn't the nice cool water sound good?" They worried about the music, so Joel turned on the patio speakers and formed a makeshift conga line out to the pool deck and right down the steps into the shallow end of the pool. As he peeled off the line, the girls just kept on dancing as if they hadn't moved at all - so he went to fetch some cold drinks for them all. While he was on the porch, he considered that despite the high temperature - they all seemed to be handling the trip just fine. Since the odds were decreasing on the bad trip worry, he allowed himself a small indulgence and lit a joint to take back out with him. He could not believe his luck as he sat by the pool and watched the four of them dance naked. Monica saw the joint, and danced up the steps to attempt a bogart maneuver, which he allowed. She sat on his lap and shotgunned him as she had the night before, "You know, this is very interesting Joel. I am completely aware of what I am doing, and even though I knew I could stop dancing whenever I wanted - it didn't occur to me until I saw you up here. This is really cool, thanks for being so awesome Joel." She reached up to kiss him, and he made no move to stop her this time. From the pool there was a shout "No fair, some for all or none for all!" Kim bellowed, to the cheers of her fellow dancers. Before Joel could respond, the techno disc came to an end. As designed, the player shifted to the next disc in the changer and moments later the opening beats of 'Pour Some Sugar on Me' poured from the speakers. Instantly, every single one of them was a stripper. Joel, who'd become very comfortable with them all had barely been hard since his shower adventure this morning, but when the tempo changed and Monica began to grind on his lap again, there was no hiding it. Demure Monica was on her knees stroking him in a few seconds, and then she called to Lennie "Come show me again, I couldn't see shit last night!" She jumped out of the pool and ran over to them, taking a place next to her student at Joel's feet. "You have the stroking part down, that looks good - how does it feel Joel?" Joel nodded his head, "That's great, Monica." Lennie leaned in, "Now, just give it a lick - we'll start slow" Monica stuck out her tongue and gave the head a tentative lick. "That's good, now do that a few more times and then suck on it." She followed her instructions, and when she sucked on the head Joel pushed her away quickly. "OK, that was obviously a bit too hard, try again but softer this time." The second try was much better, and Joel relaxed back into his chair, "That's it, just like that babe." She continued sucking, and Lennie told her to take more of him into her mouth. She got about a third of it in, before backing off to take a breath. "That's harder than I thought it would be, I couldn't breathe." With her sister and Kim hollering encouragement from the pool, she tried a few more times, but she could not relax enough to breathe through her nose, so she got discouraged. "Show me how you do it Lennie?" Monica asked and the peanut gallery in the water became silent, waiting to see if she'd do it. Lennie scooted in closer and grabbed Joel's erection, "The trick is to breathe through your nose, and relax your jaw, if you get too tense you risk scraping it with your teeth. If you need to take a breather, simply suck as you pull it out, take a breath, and suck it back in - like this." She demonstrated, taking him in until she was half way down, just before it hit her throat, bobbing on it for a few strokes and then retreating. Monica was in awe, "How'd you get it in so far, I wanted to gag with just the head in." The instructor explained that it took practice, and that some girls could go farther than others. At that, Kim spoke up, "You got that right, sis. Don't worry, you'll get there someday. Mon, if you want a real demonstration let me know, and I'll come help you." While Lennie scowled, Michelle laughed out loud and Monica motioned for Kim to join her. "Let's see what you got Kimmy." Kim took a slightly different approach. She was obviously of the 'learn by seeing' school of thought, because rather than explaining - she went into her performance. Joel moaned as his cock met the back of her throat, and her tongue went to work on the sensitive underside of his shaft. She then pulled off him and licked from the bottom of his sack to the tip and back down before repeating the process. I watched as, without any thought, young Joel grabbed the back of her head and held her there for a minute before letting her go. She then popped him out of her mouth and smiled at Monica and her sister, "And that is how it's done!". Kim returned to the pool and jumped in, getting a high five from Michelle in the process. Monica continued to try but couldn't get as far as the others, though she did improve. "Take it from the master, Monica. It just takes practice, soon you'll be better than Lennie at this!" Kim told her. Lennie was quick to point out that she'd gone just as far as Kim had, and Kim wanted Joel to weigh in on the decision. After his protests were exhausted, Joel explained that while there were few things to complain about in any blow job, Kim's tongue trick was the current winner. Lennie complained about it, and Monica wanted to know how to learn if she couldn't see it. "I wouldn't worry about it Lennie," Joel said "even if Kim edged you out, she is still the student as well - the master is over there dancing in the pool." Even though Michelle was paying no attention, Kim was - and she was insulted by his insinuation! "Michelle, you're up bitch. Joel claims you -(TM)re the best dick sucker in this little group. Time to put up or shut up, baby." Once focused on the task, Michelle was keen to meet the challenge, and she walked up the stairs and fell to her knees between Joel's legs, mumbling about silly bitches. "Tongue tricks? Don't worry Mon, I'll show you a tongue trick!" With no hesitation, she gobbled Joel up and sunk to the mark where both Lennie and Kim had topped out. She paused there for a minute, then she winked at her sister and sucked in the remaining third of Joel's cock. Joel was lost, his head thrown back and unintelligible moans emanating from deep within his chest. Not done yet, Michelle grabbed her sister and Lennie with each hand and brought them in close. When she had their attention, she pushed her nose deeper into Joel's crotch, and stuck out her tongue to lick his balls at the same time. "We have a winner!" Monica shouted, and Kim came up to see for herself, "How in the hell?" she asked. Michelle came up for air and smiled, "What do I win?" she asked the group. After a minute, Lennie suggested that she won the right to finish Joel off, since they'd had him going for awhile now. Michelle grinned mischievously, "I already did that today, how about you finish him off and he can get me off while you do it?" Kim was laughing, "You conniving little slut! Ok Lennie, you get the next shot, go for it!" Lennie blushed at the comment, and Kim was beside herself "Is there anyone who hasn't gotten Joel off besides me?" Monica raised her hand, but Kim was on a roll. "You got yours this morning love, I am taking this one for myself. On your back, stud. Michelle, you get the top and I get the bottom. I watched as Joel laid down on the pool deck, the look on his/my face was priceless. Kim took her position, but paused long enough to place a towel for some cushion on the pool deck. Once she had assumed her prior rhythm, Michelle straddled his face and lowered herself down slowly. The combination of the nudity, the drugs, and the sexual tension had resulted in what had to be the most aroused pussy that Joel had ever seen. Her lips had been spread wide, and the bright pink tunnel was in full view as she settled down over his mouth. He proceeded to lick and suck as best he could in his position, but Kim was making it hard for him to focus. In an attempt to not be shown up in the oral scoring, her licking now began at his asshole, and varied in direction in between every few sucks. Michelle had shown Joel her wild side earlier that morning, but Kim was turning out to be a bit wicked on her own, and Joel was very noisy in his appreciation of her efforts. "What is she doing back there? Dammit focus on what you're doing Joel!" Michelle growled. "Hell with it, I wanna see." she said, and rose up off his face. He had enough time to see Monica off to the side watching, three fingers of her right hand were buried in her pussy - before Michelle spun around to face Kim, and then lowered herself back to his face and leaned forward to watch Kim in action. Joel felt Kim's tongue at his backdoor and heard Michelle call her a dirty slut, so he retaliated on her behalf, removing his own tongue from Michelle's clit and trailing it over her puckered asshole. The effect of this action was immediate, as Michelle went stiff as a board and cried out before collapsing onto Joel as if her plug had been kicked out of the wall. "Yes please, I'll have what she had." Monica told Joel, grinning down at him through the splayed legs of her sister. Her position gave her a bird's eye view of Joel's face as he finally gave in to Kim's attention, and he pumped what felt like a gallon of semen into her mouth. "And now that's done as well! Jesus, when do I get my go?" Before Joel could respond, Kim jumped to her feet and grabbed Monica by the waist, spun her, and gave her a huge kiss on the mouth. Joel took a moment to extricate himself from the tangle of limbs that had been Michelle until a few moments ago, and got to his feet just as the two girls separated. He watched as Monica swished part of his load around before swallowing, the grimace on her face was enough to let him know that she did not share her sisters appreciation of his flavor. Through it all, Lennie had reclined in the shallow end of the pool watching the action. When Joel looked over in her direction, she had a small grin on her face, but her mood had gone from frenetic to chill in the span of about ten minutes. I watched as Joel jumped into the pool, where he relished the cool water for a moment before he made his way to sit beside her. "How you doing darling?" he asked her with a smile, "you still feeling ok?" She simply nodded, and it was clear that her trip had gone mellow. "Did you really stick your tongue in her butt? That is crazy Joel, where'd you learn to do that?" Joel shook off the question, "not important Lennie, I just want to make sure you're all feeling alright." I watched as Lennie assured him that she was fine, and then climbed out of the pool and huddled up with the other girls over by the Jacuzzi. The next few hours passed uneventfully, the sexual tension had been expended, so the group basically enjoyed the sunshine and the cool water of the pool. As their high began to wear off, the girls began concerning themselves with preparing for the party which mostly meant clouding the hall bath with hairspray fumes and applying the copious amounts of makeup that was the fashion of the time. The fact that they spent an hour working on their hair and faces was expected, the fact that they never even considered putting on clothes was not. "Ladies, the guests will begin to show in about two hours. You think that maybe we should be getting dressed now?" Joel asked. Monica replied, "No, in fact I wish the party wasn't even happening. We need to make arrangements for being out again tonight, because once the party's over, I am stripping right back down. You still owe me my turn Joel, you aren't leaving me hanging." The quiet was interrupted a short time later, when the doorbell rang - causing all the girls to run for the back of the house. Joel's heart beat quickened when he peered out the window to see Jim Boland waiting for him to answer. Knowing he couldn't answer the door naked, he yelled to Jim to meet him on the back porch and ran to his room to grab his swim suit. Walking out onto the porch, he noticed the man surveying the party favors he's setup earlier. "Can I offer you a drink sir?" he asked as he approached. "You know what, I think I will have a beer. Thanks for asking Joel." Joel drew a draft from the keg, and handed it over to the man. "So, as much as I'd like to think we've become good buddies, I assume your visit has a purpose beyond a frosty libation. What can I do for you sir?" Jim took a seat at the patio table, "Well Joel, I would also like to think we've reached an uncommon level of understanding, given our roles - but I'm afraid I have to ask you a question, for the second time. Where are my daughters? And please don't feed me the same bullshit line you gave me last night. I saw Christy at the mall after our brunch with Larry and his wife, and strangely enough she was alone, no Lennie in sight. Where are my girl's Joel?" Before Joel could answer, they were interrupted by George walking out onto the porch, "Hey Mr. Boland. I'm sorry for interrupting, but my friend Paul and I just got back from the beach. I saw Jennifer there, she was with a bunch of girls I didn't recognize - and they all left about the same time we did. Georgie went on to give a pretty good description of Kim's car, currently parked in the garage, and I watched the fear and anger wash out of Jim's body language. "That would be Kimmy's car, thank god, I was beginning to think that this was all a hoax to keep me in the dark." He drained the beer quickly, and grinned at Joel. "I wanted to believe you this morning, but I had my doubts. Please accept my apology Joel." It took every ounce of effort Joel could produce to chuckle and extend his hand, "No need to apologize Jim, as far as I'm concerned I still owe you for your assistance this morning. Adding that to the other things you've seen this weekend, and I should probably be kissing your feet!" Jim went on and on about how there would be no issues coming from him, and he would endeavor to prevent Michelle and Monica's parents from intruding on his evening - but couldn't promise too much, "I'm afraid that the dinner invite idea will not work, we didn't exactly hit it off - if you get my drift." And then he was off, and it was time to get back to trying to talk the girls back into their clothes. About an hour before the planned start of the party, Joel pulled Kim aside and filled her in on the visit from her father. "I think it's about time the three of you arrived at the party, don't you think? I want you and your sisters to get in your car and back quietly down the driveway. As you pull back in, lay on the horn a few times, like you're announcing your arrival - and then head out to the pool." She thought that sounded like a good idea, and was only mildly annoyed when he reminded her that they all needed to keep their clothes on once they'd arrived. "Your old man bought Georgie's line, but we can't afford to risk getting caught, you get me?" She nodded her agreement, "How exactly did you get so smart Joel? When this party is over, you and I are gonna have a chat - believe that." As the Boland girls prepared to execute their arrival, Young Joel was trying to come up with a plan for Michelle and Monica. This was going to be tougher, but he believed it could be made to work. They both joined him in the kitchen to discuss the plan. "George and his buddy are headed to your place to see if your brother wants to hang out." The panic on Monica's face was plain as day, but before she could express her concern - he continued. "No worries, they aren't going to bring him anywhere near here. If your mom is out, or at least out at your pool, they are gonna lead your old man on a wild goose chase through the woods by saying they saw the boar that has been digging up his yard." The grins suggested they had faith in that plan. "If it works, you'll pull out and quickly head to your place. The plan is to get in, grab the shit you need, and tell your mom you're staying at a new friends place tonight." He went into great detail as to what they should say, and gave them the code for Christy's mom, "Have your folks call her Mrs. Huddleston, that is my code and she will agree to whatever story you told your parents. The default is you'll spend the evening in their den watching chick flicks." Michelle got to work, and Monica gave Joel a shot in the shoulder, "You are a certified evil genius, aren't you? Tonight you are going to tell me how you arrange all this madness!" Once the plans were in play, I watched as Joel took a quick breather in the silent house. The sheer number of plates he had spinning was impressive, and a moment to collect his thoughts before the crew arrived was welcome. As if the universe had decided to catch up with all the luck he'd cashed in today, the phone rang and the news was not good. "Joel, shit man, it's Chuck. You should be out here dude, it's going off!" After explaining that it would be dark before he could get there, Joel told him that maybe he could head out with them in the morning again if things were still big. "That's what I'm calling about man, we ain't coming back tonight. Everyone is sleeping out here again tonight, since it's supposed to continue into the morning." Although he tried to explain the expense and the trouble he'd gone to in order to set this up, he could understand his argument. "Shit man, the girls will be there tomorrow night, and the next as well. How often do we get such good surf? Sorry bro, you're on your own!" I watched as he slammed the phone down in disgust, only to pick it right back up and dial Christy's mom, only to get a busy signal. He tried Christy's private line, and got her on the second ring. After he explained what had happened, he damn near smashed the phone as he hung up. When Michelle and Monica returned, Lennie and her sisters were already out in the pool, and they found Joel sitting in the dining room, rolling the last of the weed into small joints. One was lit and hanging out of the corner of his mouth, and it was quickly grabbed by Monica. "Damn, that's a good pile you have going there. This party will be rocking!" His task completed, Joel grabbed the joint back and took a long drag. "No, the party will not be rocking. In fact, there is no party anymore - so take some of these with you when you leave." He grabbed the wooden box and the pill bottle, he had no intention of letting any of them take those home with them, and he walked back to his bedroom. I watched as Monica began to follow him down the hall, but her sister stopped her. "Nope, this is for me to handle, you'll just try to jump his bones! Go tell the others what's happening." I knew what would happen back in our room, so I followed Monica out to the pool. "Party is off ladies, apparently the guys are staying at the beach tonight and Joel had that Christy chick call everyone else off." The Boland sisters booed at that news, but there was no denying that they had all kind of wished that the party had not been planned in the first place. "So? Back to the skinny dipping?" Kim asked as she ripped off her suit and flung it onto the pool deck. Monica's suit followed close behind, and she dove into the pool and floated lazily on her back. The look on Lennie's face was a bit different, she seemed concerned, and rather than join the others - she exited the pool and began to dry off. I knew then why she'd joined Michelle and I in my room, she felt bad for Joel and wanted to provide comfort. This seems shallow, but I had always assumed that she was just horny, now I know better - if I can believe what I saw just then. I flitted back to the bedroom, where Michelle was trying to bring young me out of the depressed rage that had formed when the crew had turned their backs on him. She was correct, we knew each other too well to try to pull the wool over each others eyes, so instead she focused on the positives of the weekend. She'd refused any insistence that he was alright, and was giving him a friendly back rub when Lennie entered the room. Suddenly, the last strain of Timmy T. was drifting away, and I was back in my office again. The only difference was the huge grin on my face. At the time I'd considered that blown party the worst thing to ever happen to me - it really was a special weekend in so many ways. Without a doubt, my mood had been lifted as I waded back into my work, humming shitty freestyle music as I did so.