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Chapter Three.
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It's not as easy to holiday as it may sound, especially when
you do love your work, and even more so when you're constantly in the
limelight. The Organization had operatives in all the major media but
still couldn't totally control it, it was surprising just how many still
believe in freedom of speech and basic human rights! (Ha! What an outdated
concept, the strong ruled over the weak, the rich over the poor, that was
the way it had always been). So when I saw the photographer slip over the
wall of my house I knew I was in for an eventful weekend.
As I pushed the button for security I noticed that the photographer
was a blond female - quite attractive - and an idea formed in the back of my
head.
By the time she had been dragged, kicking and screaming from my
property the idea was fully formed and I decided to follow it
through - after all - I am a workaholic.
---
"Aren't you supposed to be on holiday?" came the voice of the
Head's Receptionist through the receiver.
"Yeah - but I had a great idea - can you just put me through?"
"He's at lunch - you know that you're the only operative he
actually speaks to in person, but that doesn't mean you should push your
luck."
I nodded, despite the fact she couldn't see it, and said,"I
know - but the reason he talks with me is because I'm the number 1, tell
him I called and I got an idea that will be another bestseller."
She agreed reluctantly and I hung up, I stretched back in my
chair and smiled, the place was empty, so it was safe for me to talk openly
on my phone - which I definitely knew wasn't bugged. As I waited for the
call I knew would come I thought about how I had been introduced to the
Organisation - all those years ago.........
"........an exceptional hypnotist," said the tall man with a smile,
shaking my hand.
"Thank you, if you don't mind me asking - why am I here?" I was a
little shell shocked, he had pulled up in a limousine and asked me to get
in - then he had taken me to this high rise building - one of
them skyscrapers.
All my life I had been poor, and I had hated it. I knew I had been
born into the wrong life, I was meant for bigger and better things, I was
supposed to be a star, not just some plebe surviving a miserable existence
long enough to die of old age.
"Hey - word of mouth kid - but tell me, how do you get people to do
the things they do? I mean - I thought a hypnotist couldn't make people do
things they didn't want to do?"
I grinned,"It a popular misconception - actually the average human
mind is very easily taken over, even people of extreme willpower would have
difficulty overcoming my hypnotic suggestion. What I do is put them into a
deep trance slowly, without them even realizing, and then make them tell me
their deepest secrets and fantasies, I then fool them into thinking that
these memories and fantasies are actually real and happening - after they
come out of the trance they remember the things that happened on
a subconscious level, but they also remember that these are fantasies and
memories and so receive none of the ill effects of being forced to do those
things they don't want to do."
"It's like you weave a tapestry," he said, nodding his
understanding,"Creating an illusion out of their own memories
and fantasies?"
"You got it," I said with a smile, then it disappeared and I
repeated myself,"The question is - why am I here?"
The man smiled as he leant back in his plush chair, he held his
hands together in a triangle in front of his face - as if he was peering at
me through a frame - despite the fact that I was standing, I felt like I was
a bug,"We have a little Organisation," he said,"One we'd like you to
join........."
..........RING, RING, the noise of the phone jolted me out of my
memories. I snatched up the receiver.
"Yello?"
"Yello? Is that any kind of way to answer the phone?" came the
Receptionist's voice.
"Hey, I'm on holiday," I said with a smile,"Is he back?"
"Yes," she said,"And he doesn't seem happy."
I waited as she put me through, smiling as I remembered the way I
had proved myself to the Head, with his Receptionist from all those years
ago.
"This had better.....
....be good," the man said, I just gave a little laugh, even back
then I was supremely confident in my abilities.
I walked out the door, knowing he would be monitoring the entire
conversation on closed-circuit television.
The Receptionist smiled warmly at me as I sauntered towards the
desk and leaned against it.
"He had a phone call, asked me to wait out here," I explained, she
grinned back and I saw behind the warmth this time, she was extremely bored
and I instantly had an i.d on her personality. She was a rich bitch,
working in this Organization because of the huge amount of power it wielded,
she wanted in the front door. She was highly intelligent, and despite
working in this lofty position, she wanted more.
I'm a great talker, I've never had problems setting anyone at
ease, in my old neighborhood a lot of the guys said I could spread a girls l
egs with a few words where it would usually take the jaws of life.
I started up a conversation with her, at first she answered politely
but coldly, but soon she got into it.
I talked with her for five minutes, using my old tricks, dropping
the tone of my voice on certain words, rising it here with another, so that
each of those words would be implanted on her subconscious. I repeated
certain words, never taking my eyes of hers, they were locked together and
soon she was in a trance before she knew it.
"Just remember," I said at the end and then turned and walked back
towards the doors.
She shook her head and looked around as if surprised, then went
back to filing her nails.
I re-entered The Head's room, he looked up at me and said in an
irritated voice,"Okay pal, what's.....
......the deal?"
"Simple," I replied,"Who do celebrities hate the most?"
"Dave Letterman?"
"Very funny wiseguy," I replied, no one else in the Organisation
could speak to him like this, but like I said, I'm the Number One Guy.
"Okay then....umm....the media I guess."
"Exactly, and I have a great money making idea."
"I don't how well tapes of tabloid photographers are going to
sell..." he started, I cut him off.
"Forget that, no I'm thinking of something different."
"You have my interest," he replied after a few seconds.
"Get a hold of some of our customers, ones who really hate the
media, off the top of my head George Clooney would be number one on that
list."
"Yeah, and then what?"
"We gather three women who epitomize the media on t.v, and we give
these men an opportunity to do it with them, and keep the tapes..."
"For a price of course?" asked the Head.
I just laughed,"Need you ask, it'll be a psychological turn on
- as well as physical for these guys - and they'll pay even more for the
chance to dominate people whom they perceive as the Media."
"Who do you have in mind?" he asked.
"Tea Leoni, Faith Ford and Mary Hart," I replied with a large
grin.....
.....on my face as I explained things to him.
"But you didn't get her to reveal her subconscious desires and
all that crap," he replied.
"Indeed I didn't," I replied,"I simply implanted a command in her
subconscious that she'll react to instantly, without thought or resistance.
I did it this way to show you how good a hypnotist I am, I can make her do
things that even she wouldn't usually do, without thinking any worse of
it."
He sat thinking for a few seconds, then he sat forward and pushed
a button on his phone marked C.
"Cole," he said,"Get up here, don't forget to say hi to the
Receptionist."
He swiveled his chair to face the multiple monitors that sat
there, leaning back he smiled,"If it works kid, this should be very
interesting."
After a few minutes a man walked through the elevator doors, he
strode towards the Office doors purposefully.
"That's Gary Cole, an operative of ours, he does good work in the
domination/mind games department."
As he moved past the Receptionist's desk he turned his head slightly
and muttered a hello. I felt a moment of apprehension as she didn't
respond, and then my heart rate settled as she got up and called for him
to stop.
He turned to face her, looking irritated, but she simply walked
up to him and reach down, grabbing his crotch.
"What the hell!" muttered The Head, whose name I still didn't know.
On the screen she was getting down onto her knees and pulling at
Gary's belt buckle, he was looking around in confusion, perhaps looking for
the candid camera.
She undid his belt and pulled his jeans down around his knees, he
was wearing black boxers with marijuana leaves on them, looked nice, maybe
I'd get me some.
At that moment, Gary was getting some. The Receptionist was pulling
his boxers down, revealing a hardening boner, she grinned slyly when she
saw it and gripped it in one hand, stroking it slowly with one hand. Gary's
head dropped back against his shoulders and he let out a low moan of
pleasure as her tongue flicked out and licked the head of his penis.
"Incredible," muttered the man, whom I had decided to think of as
The Boss for now,"Usually she's harder to get into than a pair of Brooke
Shield's jeans."
She was running her tongue down the length of Gary's cock now, the
tip of her tongue slowly pushing down the underside of his penis, making
the man groan with desire. Parting her lips she took the head into her
mouth and lightly sucked on it while her hand slid up and down the rest of
his shaft, giving him a slow handjob. Her head began to move farther down
his member now, taking inch after inch of rock hard cock into her mouth.
After only a minute she had his entire dick in her mouth, she fought back
the instinct to gag, then closed her lips down against the base of his shaft
and squeezed as hard as she could against it. Gary's eyes widened, the
eyeballs rolling back in his head and he groaned with pleasure.
Slowly she began pulling her mouth back, her lips still held tight
against his flesh as his cock was pulled from her mouth. Finally only the
head remained in her mouth, and then her face was shooting forward, taking
the entire length back in her mouth in a flash. She set up a bobbing
motion, her mouth sliding up and down his cock faster and faster, her wet
lips pressed tight around his member and acting like a cunt. Gary cried
out in pleasure as her mouth stroked faster and faster around his cock.
"He's gonna blow in a few seconds," said the Boss.
"Pity, she has potential you know," I replied.
"More than I thought," nodded the Boss.
On the screen, Gary had gripped her head with his hands and was
bucking his hips in and out, face fucking her as fast as he could.
"Uh......uh....oooh.......YEAH!" he cried and his body doubled
over, his hands gripping her head tightly as he came.
After a couple more involuntary jerks, his quickly softening cock
was pulled from her mouth. She licked some dripping cum of the tip and his
body seemed to shiver as a wave of sensation rocked through his body. As
she got up and moved back towards her desk, he pulled his boxers back over
his groin, wincing slightly as the material brushed against his sensitive
cock, then he struggled to pull his tight jeans back on.
When all this was done he looked over towards the Receptionist, she
turned and gave that same smile she gave me, the one that looked warm and
inviting, but was really cold and disinterested.
"Hello, he'll see you now," she said to him, as if nothing had
happened. Gary blinked several times, then shook his head and moved to the
Office Doors, pulling them open.
"You wanted to see me sir?" he asked, stepping through the doors.
The monitors behind me and the Boss were now disguised by a false wall, like
something out of a James Bond movie.
"Thank you Gary," said the man, whom I would learn was the Head of
this Organization,"That......
.....will be all," said the Head, putting down the phone.
I looked at him expectantly, now standing in that same office as I
had over ten years ago.
"It's set up, go to our offices in Manhattan, they'll bring it all
together."
I nodded my appreciation and turned to leave, something made me
turn back.
"I never asked," I said,"But what happened to that young
Receptionist you had so many years ago?"
"Melanie?" he asked,"I sold her to one of our bigger customers, the
Sultan Of Brunsei." (*)
I nodded, so that was what he had meant by 'potential'
---
"Oh he was sweet," replied Clarence 'Big Dog' Henderson,"He had
the tightest...."
"That'll be all," interrupted Rob, not willing to listen to any
more of this,"Take him outside."
Two of the Prison guards escorted the large black man out of the
cell he had shared with his 'wife' - the late Gary Cole.
"May I ask what you hope to find, Detective Anderson?" asked Warden
Smith, looking nervously around, he didn't usually come down to the cells,
there were so many....prisoners.....down here.
"I'll know it when I see it," replied Rob, bending down and looking
under the bunk and beneath the sheets, then running his hands along the
walls and roof.
The Warden was a short man, his eyes squinted about nervously from
underneath his wire rimmed glasses, what did this policeman want anyway?
"I doubt you'll find anything, we went over this place with a fine
tooth comb after Mr Cole's accident."
"Accident my ass," replied Rob under his breath, tapping his knuckles
against the concrete blocks.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch that."
"I said," replied Rob, gripping the cracks between two stone bricks
with his fingernails and pulling it out,"That comb of yours must be missing
some teeth if you didn't find this."
He reached in and pulled out a small, thin manuscript as the Warden
stood spluttering.
"Well I never," murmured Rob, looking at the cover,"I certainly
didn't expect this."
The cover of the book read :
The Celebrity Rapist
Or
How Gary Fucked Up
---
"Well I've decided I prefer directing to acting," I said with a
grin, facing the three women,"And a friend of mine at Universal offered me
this movie."
"Okay," said Tea Leoni and I tried not to grimace at her grating
voice,"So what's the deal, my agent said you had a part perfect for me, what
are these two doing here?"
She pointed across at Faith Ford (from Murphy Brown) and Mary Hart
(From Entertainment Tonight). The other two smiled sweetly back at her,
but with ice in their eyes (my but Hollywood isn't conducive to
friendship!).
"You don't seem to understand," I said with a grin,"I have three
different roles perfect for each of you, the movie is a type of First Wives
Club set in the Media World."
I saw their eyes light up at the words 'First Wives Club' - the
stars of that movie had been paid a pittance really, but it had been a Box
Office Smash and now they could afford to hold out for big paychecks in the
sequel.
"Basically it involves three completely different women in the
Media," I said with a grin,"Who are brought together by circumstance, one is
a photographer for a sleazy tabloid who knows she can crawl out of the muck
if she can just get that big break," I nodded at Tea Leoni who was obviously
counting dollars in her head, geez, as if it wasn't enough that she was
married to a big shot like David Duchovney,"The second is a presenter for a
popular tabloid news show who feels likes she's working in the shadow of her
predecessor, she wants to surpass this former presenter," I grinned at Mary
Hart,"And the third is a successful reporter for a major News Station, who
desperately wants to be Anchor but has been told she'll have to sleep with
the Producer to get it."
I had the three of them hooked now, it was time to reel them in.
"Let me explain the script."
And so I began to talk, and I held their avid attention as my words
weaved a tapestry in their heads, one that would become as much a part of
them as if it had always existed.
-
(*) See Carmen Sandiego - The Sultan And The Seductress, available
upon request, to see what happened to Melanie
-
I watched happily as Mary ran her tongue up Faith's tensing body,
her tongue slid along her long legs, bypassed her pussy (although Faith
jerked as if it had been plunged straight into her) and moved up her
waist, lightly circling her erect nipples and then leaving a light trail
of saliva from her neck to her chin. Finally Mary kissed the Murphy Brown
Co-Star deeply on the mouth, probing down her throat with her warm, slick
tongue.
Despite the reluctance that I had programmed Faith to react to
initially she couldn't help but moan in pleasure as her tongue intertwined
with her unexpected lover.
Around me various cameramen taped the scene, all of them worked for
the Organisation of course, although I had planted my insurance policy in
their minds as a just-in-case. I tore my eyes from the scene before me
and looked to the left to see how Tea was reacting. I couldn't help but
grin to see she was reacting as I had intended, masturbating with a
vengeance. She reminded me so much of the photographer who had broke into
my property that I had to stifle a laugh of joy as I instigated the next
part of the 'movie.'
I walked over to her, a couple of the cameras followed me, all the
different films would be examined and the best bits would be spliced
together to make the final film.
She responded just right, undoing my pants and pulling out my
hardening cock. She eagerly stroked my dick with her small hands and then
lightly kissed the tip of my penis, which quickly became fully erect. She
smiled up at me slyly, then leaned forward and took the tip of my member
into her mouth, then slid her wet mouth down my engorged shaft. I let loose
a grunt of pleasure as the mesmerized star sucked lustfully on my rod,
taking it as far into her throat as she could before moving it back, licking
the length of my shaft with the tip of her tongue while one set of fingers
lightly tickled my balls and the other slid in and out of her dripping
snatch. I gripped her head firmly with my hands as the naked t.v star suck
back and forth on my cock, her moist lips acting like a loose cunt.
Meanwhile Mary had turned herself around and lowered her hips over
Faith's beautiful face, while she buried her own head into her blonde lovers
lap. Following the thread of hypnotic suggestion I had placed into her
mind, Faith began to suck on Mary's throbbing, dripping pussy. The star of
Entertainment Tonight moaned loudly in ecstasy as she ground her crotch into
Faith's beautiful face, then eagerly pushed her own face down into her
unexpected lover's snatch and sucked hard on her erect clitoris.
The two naked celebrities tongue-fucked each other for a long time,
each orgasming several times, each one closer to the next than the last as
their bodies and conditioned mind's ecstasy rose higher and higher. It was
a joy to behold Mary's beautifully formed ass humping up and down, driving
her dripping pussy forcefully into Faith's face; her plump breasts pressed
against her lover's skinny waist, the erect nipples excuding a lightly
colored liquid that I was later surprised to discover was milk. She
orgasmed once more into Faith's open mouth, her hot pussy juices flooding
down the hypnotized girl's throat.
I pulled Tea up from my now lubricated cock and twisted her
around, pushing her down against the hard table where I had sat chatting
animatedly with them only an hour earlier. I stopped to stare at her
perfectly formed ass, if ever there were a perfect set of buttocks, this
was them!
In my experience (and I have a lot, believe me!) the women with
the best asses are those with little to no mam-meat (by which I mean tits).
I briefly considered making an alteration to my plans and fucking her up
the ass, but quickly disregarded the idea - it would mean stopping the scene
n mid-fuck and re-programming her, and as she was an anal virgin, I would
have to create a plausible memory of her getting done by David at some
point, perhaps during their honeymoon.
"Fuck it," I whispered to myself, and proceeded as planned.
"You want this don't you?" I growled at her.
"Yes!" she cried.
"Then apologize!" I cried.
"I'm sorry," she cried,"I shouldn't have invaded your privacy like
that, you're so much better than me, so rich and powerful....."
"Shut up," I snapped and she instantly did so. I held back a
smile, she had sounded convincing because - for the moment at least - she
really did mean it, I had created the tapestry and she followed it blindly.
"Very well, since you have apologized, I will do you a favor and
fuck you."
"Oh thank you!" she cried, fighting back tears of gratitude.
I wasted no time, pushing her long shapely legs apart and pressed
my hard cock up against her juicy snatch, then pushed my dick slowly into
her incredibly tight pussy.
Had I really considered fucking her ass? And miss a pussy as hot
and tight as this! I gripped her hips and stared down at that perfect ass
as my cock slid further and further into her clinging cunt.
This was better than any holiday!
---
Rob closed the book and turned to stare at the Warden, finally he
let loose a gasp of shock.
"Can you believe it?"
"Demi Moore, Gillian Anderson," gasped Warden Smith,"I always
thought Mr Cole had attempted to rape Ms. Hatcher and failed, I never
suspected......" he let the sentence trail of, the journal only covered the
year before he was put in jail, who knew what he had done before then.
"This....organization," muttered Rob,"If it's not the raving of a
madman, you know what it means don't you?"
The Warden only nodded, unable to put into words what he was feeling.
"We keep this between us," Rob finally snapped,"I have to look
further into this, if this Organisation is as far reaching as he claims,
then who knows who he has in his pocket."
Grabbing the journal he tucked it under his arm and left the Office.
"Who indeed," muttered the warden, grabbing the phone and dialling
a number, after three rings he hung up, then rang again, on the fourth
ring he was answered.
"We have a problem," said Smith with a grimace.
---
Mary's blonde hair was plastered against her face as she continued
to push her tongue in and out of Faith's tight pussy. Her neck began to
tire so she simply buried her head in Fatih's muff and suckled on the
actresses pussy. She orgasmed again as Faith's skillful tongue probed
in and out of her tight pussy, Faith happily slid her tongue around her
mouth, licking up any of her lover's cum that didn't make it into her
mouth.
Mary moved into the next phase of my plan, standing up she grabbed
Faith and turned her around onto her stomach, exposing an ass almost the
equal of Tea's.
Faith responded by lifting her ass into the air, Mary lent down
between the spread legs and pulled her pussy lips open, lightly flicking
her tongue over Faith's clit, she drove the star to near orgasm once
more. Faith had been resting on her arms, now she slid them out and let
her large breasts press against the hardwood floor, moaning in pleasure she
gasped as Mary reached down and cupped her love mound, one long finger
sliding into her pussy tunnel. She pushed the finger deeply into her
lover's throbbing pussy, then a second. As Faith cried out in pleasure,
Mary lowered her face down and lightly licked at her anus - I had heard
George C. had a thing for anal sex - then slowly pressed her tongue into
the tight rectum. Faith just gasped out again and again as she once more
came to orgasm, her body and mind pushed beyond it's natural limits as she
was forced into sense shattering orgasm after sense shattering orgasm. Her
pussy could now trickle only a light stream of pussy juice as her cunt was
fingerfucked mercilessly and her asshole invaded by a wet tongue.
Mary responded by pushing her fingers deeper and deeper into Faith's
pussy, her fingers sliding around inside her lovers fuckhole, she slid her
tongue out of Faith's ass and licked around her anal opening for a few
seconds, then pulled her fingers out and let Faith collapse to the ground.
She turned to the cameras and licked her fingers with a sly look on
her face, then opened her mouth and said.
"And that concludes our show for today," she said,"I hope you've
enjoyed it."
As she finished saying that, the last hypnotic command popped into
her head and she collapsed to the ground, in a deep sleep next to the
unconscious Faith Ford.
Tea moaned and groaned in pleasure as she pushed her ass back
against my hips. I continued to slide my cock in and out of her incredibly
tight pussy.
Her cunt clamped like a vice around my shaft, the incredible
feelings were bringing me faster and faster towards orgasm. Sweat ran out
all over my body, as well as hers, the juices from her cunt allowed me to
slide in and out of her quickly without having to worry about friction
against my cock.
Tea continued to push back against me, her ass ramming against
my hips faster and faster, my dick pushing in and out of her hot, wet
pussy.
I couldn't do it any longer, my hands clamped down on her hips and
I forced myself to unclench, I couldn't take the chance of leaving bruises.
My eyes rolled back in my head and my hips jerked forward, I hunched over
her, my stomach pressing against her ass as I shot my cum deep into her.
Tea came at the same time, as she had been programmed to do, and I
felt the familiar feeling of pussy juice running over my hard cock.
I finally relaxed, catching my breath I pulled my quickly softening
cock out of her snatch and collapsed onto the ground, Tea was already
falling asleep as she came to the end of my tapestry.
---
I sat down and watched over the final tape, as always my face was
blanked out, with options to the customers to replace it with their own
(it's possible, our technology is highly advanced).
"Another success," said the tech.
"Not bad," I replied, although I was very pleased with the final
result.
I felt a vibration against my hip and looked down at my beeper,
the numbers read 911, the signal to see the Head.
I made my way to the building and went to the top floor, walking
through the door my eyes widened slightly at the two men with the Head.
"You've met before?" asked the Head.
"At Charity Functions and Hollywood Parties," I replied,"Never had
a chance to sit down and speak to them."
"Then let me officially introduce you to two of our biggest
customers," said the Head with a grin,"Meet Tom Cruise and Alec Baldwin!"
I could already tell this was going to be trouble.
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End Chapter Three.
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Next Two Chapters - The Batman Chapters!! Starring : Kim Basinger,
Michelle Pfeiffer, Nicole Kidman, Drew Barrymore, Uma Thurman, Elle
MacPherson and Alicia Silverstone!!!!!!!
Okay, I know I promised this part wouldn't take as long to come
out as part 2, and it took longer instead, sorry, but Herald Of
Armageddon and Shadows were big stories after all!
Compliments, Criticisms and Requests (for a list of my works,
other stories I've written and so forth) contact me at -
dimitri_resides@yahoo.com
For anyone interested, I'll take requests for celebrities you
want to see in the stories, just send them to :
dimitri_resides@yahoo.com
when you send their names, also mention what program or movies
they've been in - or if they're models mention that too.
Be aware, the following celebrities have been used :
Demi Moore
Teri Hatcher
Gillian Anderson
Daphne Zuniga
Lisa Kudrow
Courteney Cox
Lauren Holly
Jennifer Aniston
Helen Hunt
Faith Ford
Mary Hart
Tea Leoni
And send no requests for Fran Drescher please, that would just
be wrong!