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 Day 14 (Sunday 6th June)

   Sunday morning came and there were 5 for breakfast, George and Bob's
parents would be coming about eleven to pick them up by prior arrangement.
We had plenty of porridge today and everyone loved it, George and Bob said
they usually had it out of a packet but that Ellen's was tastier, I said
"It's probably out of a packet as your parents are busier than we are in
the morning and trying to get off to work" They agreed that that was
probably true.  I asked the twins who was the oldest and they told me that
George was eldest by 3 minutes, they weren't identical, there were small
differences, Bob was slightly the taller of the two but George was
stockier, not much but noticeable if you looked properly, so after a while
I started addressing them separately if one needed something and the other
didn't or if I needed help with something, they seemed pleased that I had
made the effort, Ellen didn't have a problem, she had known them for a
while, I did ask Ellen "Why didn't you tell me about George and Bob not
being boys?" "The girls like to catch out people when they can, I didn't
want to spoil their fun" Just after 11am the twins' parents turned up in a
Ford van, he was a self-employed Joiner and their Mother worked in an
accountant's office, I said to no-one in particular "You've got your work
cut out with twin girls" I told them I got teased about me not knowing they
were girls, their Father said "I got a bigger surprise than you did, I tell
you, I couldn't get into the hospital until about ½ an hour after the birth
and I was welcomed by the midwife and she said `lovely twin girls' I
thought nah, they've got me mixed up with someone else, we were expecting
boys, there had been a scan and we were given the results, it wasn't until
I got in to see my Wife that she told me the truth, so the girls were put
into a blue room at home and they're first clothes were boys clothes.  We
decided to keep their names but feminise them and they've had fun over it
ever since, they were named after their Grandfathers" I laughed at his
descriptions.  The girls had been born into a great family and weren't
spoiled, he was 38 and his Wife was 37 and you could see the love between
them, the girls were not their only children, they also had a boy of 14, he
was out with his mates playing football, part of a team at school.  However
by the time I had been given all this information it was time for them to
go, I said "I took some photo's of all of them in and out of the limo and
at the McDonalds and some here when they weren't looking and posing, I'll
get them copied for your family album or on a disk, whatever you want"
Their Dad said that he would take them on a disk then he could send them as
emails to they're family overseas.  I agreed that that was best and we all
shook hands and they left.  We took a light lunch after they left, not a
rushed affair so it was about 2:30 by the time we set off for Stirling
Castle with the top down, the SatNav was fired up and I put in the
co-ordinates for it and relied on it.  It took us up Byers Road then we
turned right and kept on that road until a slip road onto the M8, this
motorway runs right through the centre of the city so it doesn't matter
where you are in the city it's not far away, anyway we followed the M8 till
we turned off about 2 miles down the road and then it was more or less a
straight road, until we turned off to get to the castle, we went round the
castle, we were all impressed by it and Stirling old town, very clean, we
did a bit of shopping, it was explained to me that although they entered
the same shops in Glasgow it was different town and that made a difference,
oh well, Libby got some batteries for her mp3 player, Ellen got a tea
towel, I was directed into a kilt shop and shown tartan's and decided that
I liked my Mothers tartan so it was decided that the McGregor tartan was
what I would eventually get.  We wandered around till it was time to find
the Italian restaurant I had booked, it seemed quite fancy from the outside
and smelt good on the inside, I introduced my family to the waiter at the
door and he directed us to a table in the middle.  Both Ellen and Libby
asked me about the various dishes, I explained about the various types of
pasta's and pizzas and they settled on a creamy Tagglitelli Carbonarra and
I went for the Italian meat-balls with Spaghetti and Tomato sauce.  Oh,
what a carry on we had twirling the pasta round our forks, but we got
enough in us to enjoy the meal and for afters we had ice cream.  We set off
from there to home, I switched on the `Cruise Control' and I leaned over in
my seat and put my hand up Ellen's skirt and felt her panties, the Love
Machine was working, she was beginning to get wet, Libby must have seen me
lean over and move my arm, she said "You have to stop that, I can smell
what's going on and I want some too.  You know Daddy that you are going to
have to get a pretty powerful air freshener for this car in case you get
someone else in it" I reluctantly moved my hand to the steering wheel and
agreed with her, you could distinctly smell women in the car, I mean I
liked it but someone else might not.  We got back home at about 10:30,
Libby went and got instructions from Ellen on how much oats had to be
soaked each night then she went to bed with a kiss and hug from us both, we
followed on and we discussed the merits of jazz.  Ha!  Ha!  Ha!