Celestial Reviews 73 - Mar 27, 1996
Note: I am now using a rating system which gives each story three
discrete ratings. These are explained in more detail in my FAQ, but
here is a summary.
Athena Rating. This rating covers such matters as grammar, spelling,
formatting, and creative use of the language. A story with essentially
no serious grammar, spelling, or usage problems will receive a rating
of 8. To get a rating of 9 or 10, the author will have to do something
creative with the language.
Venus Rating. This rating describes such matters as plot and character
development.
Celeste Rating. This rating describes how much I myself liked the
story.
- Celeste
"We Were Hippies Then" by Longfellow (hippy sex) 9, 6, 6.
"Forever Faithful" by J Boswell (office romance) 8, 6, 5
"Dispensation of Grace" by Horangi (voyeurism & romance)
10, 10, 10
"My Linda" by Midnight (friendly dominance) 7, 8, 6
"Rain" by Mark Aster (voyeurism & sex on the beach)
10, 10, 10
"Rain" by Damya (romance) 10, 10, 10
"We Were Hippies Then" by Longfellow (barryw@direct.ca). On a hunch I
looked up "hippy" in my Groliers Electronic Encyclopedia. "Word not
found in encyclopedia." So hippies were so much a thing of the past
that they weren't even in the encyclopedia anymore. On a second hunch
I tried "hippies". Still not there, but only because I had mistakenly
entered "gippies." Actually, there was a whole section on hippies
under the "Counterculture" entry. In a way, it made sense that I could
find them only in the plural. I never saw a hippy alone. They always
seemed to travel in pairs, like Jehova's witnesses.
According to my encyclopedia, the hippies rejected the traditional family in
favor of other arrangements based on love. In practice, a person lived for
however long he or she wished with whomever they wished, in couples or in
groups known as communes. Sexual relations in these groups might occur
whenever mutual attraction was strong enough. Hippies made love, not war.
They strove to live in the present, to "go with the flow," and to "hang
loose," rather than to be "uptight."
They were big on psychedelic drugs - especially LSD and marijuana. The quasi-
religious nature of psychedelic experience led many young people to forms of
mysticism. Oriental philosophies, such as yoga, Zen and Tibetan Buddhism, and
the Chinese I CHING (Book of Changes), were studied, and their more easily
accessible aspects were absorbed. Others followed Western occult pursuits,
such as astrology, tarot, palmistry, and witchcraft.
Hippies preferred to spell their singular "hippie," since the "y"
version also meant a person with big hips. Hippies were "hip" in the
sense that they were "with it." They were most prevalent in big cities
- especially San Francisco; but paradoxically they often endorsed rural
values, even though their rural neighbors often looked askance at their
countercultural values. They liked to live in communes on farms and to
bake their own bread. Their fashion statement consisted of long hair,
beads, no bras, and folksy clothing. The most significant modern
remnant of the hippies consists of people slightly older than me who
cuddle on the couch with their lovers and listen to Peter, Paul and
Mary on public television.
This story is a reminiscence by a former hippy. Its main theme is two
couples making love in close proximity. One of the males is an intense
guru who mystified and attracted young women. The introductory
information that I supplied will actually help you enjoy this story.
It's actually a pretty good story - just not developed as fully as it
might have been. If you read this story and wonder why it doesn't turn
you on more, the answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind; the answer
is blowing in the wind.
Ratings for "We Were Hippies Then"
Athena (technical quality): 9
Venus (plot & character): 6
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 6
"Forever Faithful" by J Boswell. Holy cow! Could both Ann Landers and
Dear Abby be wrong? Both of those illustrious advisors adamantly
insist that the "other woman" gets the short end of the stick {so to
speak}. But here we have a woman who accepts an invitation to become a
mistress in exchange for an opportunity for professional advancement.
She has regular trysts with her gentleman friend three or four times a
week. They feel quite affectionate towards each other; it's much more
than just sex, and there's no need for a commitment. He's married, a
wonderful lover, and safe, having had a vasectomy years ago. Everyone,
including the spouses, is happy; and the woman becomes immensely
successful in the business world! I don't know - either Ann and Abby
or the lady in this story must be living in a fantasy world.
Probably the most perverse thing in the affair occurred when the woman
shared her wedding day with her lover, because she wanted it to be
special for him, too. I don't think Ann and Abby have ever dealt with
that issue; but I'm pretty sure they'd agree it was perverse. That
occasion also entailed an example of either a seriously misplaced
modifier or crossdressing: "Still in my veil, gown and heels, Robert
threw my dress up over my back and knelt behind me, slowing pushing
himself into my wet pussy."
After the prenuptial romp, Robert says, "Theresa, I love you all the more for
this wedding treat you've given me. I've thought about what I want to do and
decided that I don't want you to be a virgin anywhere in your body tonight."
Then he fucks her up her ass, in both nostrils, and in both ears.
The story wasn't bad; but it wasn't as hot as many of the better
stories I've reviewed recently. It was late when I wrote this review.
The story had potential, but was dragging; and so I made some of this
stuff up. Sorry, Boswell; you've written worse stories, but you've
also written better.
Ratings for "Forever Faithful"
Athena (technical quality): 8
Venus (plot & character): 6
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 5
"Dispensation of Grace" by Horangi (an182766@anon.penet.fi). One of my
favorite songs is "Amazing Grace." This is not because I have a
proclivity for backpipe music, but rather because several years ago I
had a student named Grace who was very mature for her age. Because of
her alluring, seductive behavior and because of the images she conjured
up in his head, my husband used to call her "Amazing Grace." One night
after a football game he and I noticed her making it with two guys
under the grandstand. That night my husband hummed "Amazing Grace"
while he ate me out. A week or so later we were in a movie theater
when we saw Grace and her current boyfriend making out a few rows over.
My husband whispered in my ear what he would like to do to me and
Amazing Grace, and I think I actually timed my orgasm to come with
hers. The next Sunday the congregation sang "Amazing Grace" in church.
I did not have an orgasm on that occasion, but I did have a hard time
afterwards explaining to the kids what I was laughing about. What I am
saying, I guess, is that the title of this story didn't exactly put me
off.
In this story, "Mark" (that's not his real name; but that doesn't
matter, because he's not even a real person) is a Ph.D. candidate and
teaching assistant in anthropology at a large California university.
He goes into a sex fantasy booth and is startled to see Grace (one of
his most beautiful students) looking back at him through the one-way
mirror. This encounter leads to some thoroughly stimulating activities
for both of them. Mark incorporates Grace into his fantasy life with
Helen, his fiancee who has been forced to live in a distant city.
Actually, it's not all that likely that a college student would find
personal and sexual fulfillment that would enrich her life by taking a
job that required her to strip and masturbate while horny, anonymous
guys pound the bald-headed moose on the other side of a one-way mirror.
Nor is it all that likely that a lonely guy is going to find a
meaningful relationship in a sleazy booth in a red-light district. But
there's something about the idea of two people, separated only by a
thin one-way mirror, with breasts pushed up against one side, and cum
shooting against the other... anyway, it's one helluva fantasy. As
the song says, "You gotta have a wet dream, 'Cuz if you don't have a
wet dream, How you gonna have a wet dream come true?" Or something
like that.
Come to think of it, compared to the movie "Pretty Woman" this plot is
stark realism.
The story examines in an interesting manner some complex and erotic
emotions. For example, since "Mark" is both the teacher and the
invisible patron, he views Grace as both a demure virgin and a sexy
slut; and he finds this combination to be most enticing. Grace herself
eventually opens up and discusses with Mark aspects of her own life
outside the booth. A part of the sexual tension is that they are both
being very unsafe in this form of safe sex in which they are engaged.
In her job, Grace is running the risk that sooner or later someone will
come into the booth and recognize her. And Mark is taking a risk that
Grace will discover that he is her instructor, and there is no way of
knowing what that could lead to, for better or worse.
I don't want to ruin the story by telling you too much of the plot.
Suffice it to say that I especially enjoyed the confessional fantasy,
when Grace reverted to her high school uniform and confessed her sins
to Mark, who in his role as a patron in the booth actually did resemble
a priest in the confessional.
Oh! One more thing. In this story Grace is experiencing some problems
outside her booth life. She suffers from depression and visits a
therapist; but she hasn't yet told the therapist about her job. Here's
some free advice. If you are paying a therapist huge amounts of money
to help you solve your problems, for God's sake tell the therapist if
you happen to supplement your income by having real or fake orgasms for
pay in a sex fantasy booth. The information may be relevant to your
problem. At the very least, the therapist may be willing to let you
pay for your session with in-kind services.
Overall, this was an excellent, well-rounded story. The author even
spelled the word "discreet" correctly, which is the mark of a truly
literate person. But the main reason I liked it was because it
prompted me to go into the bedroom shortly after midnight humming,
"Amazing Grace, how sweet she is, to suck a cock like mine." I go to
school very tired some mornings after I review these stories!
Since the author will use the anonymous mailing service to post the
story, there's a chance you might have trouble finding the whole thing
when he reposts it - the parts may become widely separated. My advice
to you is to wait until you have all three parts of the story. Then
brace yourself for an amazing evening with Grace.
Ratings for "Dispensation of Grace"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10
"My Linda" by Midnight (mjv@wam.umd.edu). The general plot of this
story is simple. The guy picks up his girlfriend and takes her to a
movie, where she gives him a blow job that sort of ties in with the
plot of the movie. Then they go to his apartment and engage in some
hot sex with a friendly dominance theme.
The author asked for advice, and so here are some ways I would improve
the story. The main improvement would be to focus the story more
effectively by doing a better job of selecting what to say. I like
stories that go beyond, "wham, bam, thank you m'am"; and so details
unrelated to actual penetration are often a good idea. However, this
author sometimes went into too much irrelevant detail.
A sex story is not an anthropological study; and so the author is not
obligated to describe everything the characters say and think. There
should be a focus of the story; and everything in the story should
relate in some way to that focus. When an author departs from a clear
focus, little things start to add up. Once my attention begins to
wander, I become distracted by little errors that I would normally
ignore. Little digressions add up. For example, it's not necessary to
mention that the guy locked the door when he left his house to visit
his girlfriend - unless the locked door is later going to pose a
barrier of some kind. Once I'm distracted by the locking of the door,
I might become distracted by something else before I get back to the
plot.
Many authors do what this one did. They picture themselves in the
setting, and then they write down everything in the picture. This is a
tempting strategy, but it's simply not the best way to go.
There are many authors on this newsgroup who do an excellent job with
focus and with details; they seem to know just which details to mention
and when to introduce them. Deirdre is an excellent example. Among
longer works, both Delta's and Mark Aster's stories almost always show
an almost perfect balance in the details they choose to relate. Both
of the stories entitled "Rain" that I review below offer good examples
of the focused use of details to tell a good story.
Secondly, the author should have made a final sweep through the story
to straighten out the verb tenses and to tighten up the punctuation.
It's not that the author is illiterate, but if I had talked in a
strange pattern of tenses right now the verb tense will annoy you at
lest a little bit doesn't it? And wouldn't you have made just a little
more sense out of the preceding sentence if I would have put a comma
before "doesn't it"?
Overall, this wasn't a bad story. I hope this author keeps at it and
manages to improve his style a little.
Ratings for "My Linda"
Athena (technical quality): 7
Venus (plot & character): 8
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 6
"Rain" by Mark Aster (MyFrThAl@aol.com). "Doesn't it get boring - all
the time with the same guy?" That question came not from an a.s.s.
pervert, but from my teenage daughter a few years ago. My answer was,
"You would expect it to get boring; but surprisingly, no - not so far."
I raise the same question every time I read another story in the "My
Friends the Allens" series; "Isn't this going to get boring." I mean,
all the author ever seems to write about is this wonderfully hot stud
traveling with and servicing two well-adjusted and well-endowed young
nymphomaniacs. The sex is almost invariably hot and consensual. It's
gotta get boring some time. But not yet.
In this episode, Our Hero reclines on a beach with one of the Allen
sisters, while they watch another couple initiate and consummate
passionate sex nearby. Naturally, the voyeurs get turned on as well
and make passionate love themselves, as a gentle rain begins to fall on
them. The description, the environment - the entire picture evoked in
my mind as I read this story was really beautiful. Another excellent
story!
Ratings for "Rain"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10
"Rain" by Damya (an128788@anon.penet.fi). Unless I have miscounted, I
have reviewed 107 stories by Deirdre. Since the monosyllabic title of
the previous story (Rain) sounded like a natural for Deirdre, I decided
to compare the two stories with identical titles. I was surprised to
discover that Deirdre has never written a story with that title.
Alphabetically, she skips right past "pump," "rat," and all the Q-words
and goes straight from "performance" to "reception." This supports my
theory that she is actually Sherwood Anderson reincarnated and living
in Sulphur Springs, where they have no pumps, very few rats, and little
rain - and where people regard Q-words with suspicion.
However, while searching my database for Deirdre's Missing Story, I did
find another story entitled "Rain." Since I myself have a warm spot in
my heart for the fantasy of making love in a gentle rainfall, I decided
to review this story, which is written by "Damya."
I was disappointed with this story, because the couple came in from the
rain before making love. But that was the only source of
disappointment that this story gave me. This is an exceptionally good
tale of warm and gentle passion between two persons who have been
lovers for a long time. I have reviewed several of Damya's stories and
have often commented that they were good *partial* stories; but this
one is an excellent *complete* story. Damya shows exceptional strength
at developing a mood and at integrating every element of the story with
that mood. An excellent story!
Ratings for "Rain"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10