VISITOR POLICY Q&A
by
Joe Doe
A WARDEN GRANTS AN INTERVIEW TO DISCUSS HIS NEW VISITOR POLICY.
Q: Warden, could you take a moment to explain the prison policy
regarding female visitors?
A: Of course, Linda. As you know, we've had several incidents
in the last few years where female prisoners have escaped by
posing as visitors or prison personnel. Because of this
security risk, we have eliminated most of our female staff
and have adopted a new approach to handling female visitors.
All women visiting our prison for any reason are admitted to
the facility as prisoners. The visitors are put through the
standard admissions process and issued a prison uniform.
During their stay at the prison they are treated as prisoners
and must obey all of the prison rules. At the conclusion of
their visit, they go through the formal "release" process, and
their clothing and personal property are returned to them.
Q: Does this policy apply to all female visitors?
A: Absolutely. Of course, for insurance reasons, we do not
allow female visitors under the age of 18 or over the age of
45. All visitors must be physically fit and in good health
prior to admission. Prison can be a very stressful environment,
especially considering that most of our female visitors have
never been incarcerated. In addition, visitors usually end
up working on chain gang assignments, since they do not have
enough honor points to draw a desirable work detail. Thus it
is essential that we admit only women who are physically fit
enough to meet the harsh challenges of life behind bars.
Q: Please describe the "standard admissions process" for a
female visitor/prisoner.
A: Certainly. A visitor is given a plastic box with her name
and prisoner number written on the side. All clothing, jewelry,
and personal property is placed in the box, which is then handed
over to the guard for proper storage.
Q: Are the female prisoners required to remove ALL clothing?
Even their underwear?
A: Every stitch, Linda. Then the prisoner is taken to the
examination room for a more detailed search and basic medical
exam.
Q: Is the "more detailed search" a cavity search?
A: Yes.
Q: Is the examination performed by a doctor?
A: A medical examination table is used, but a guard performs the
procedure.
Q: A male guard?
A: As I explained, all of our female guards were fired for
security reasons. This prevents prisoners from escaping by
impersonating guards.
Q: What does the basic medical procedure consist of?
A: A full cavity search, a blood test, a drug test, and blood
pressure test. We also take the patient's temperature.
Q: Is the cavity search a visual search?
A: No, the guard actually inserts his fingers and manually
searches for hidden objects. However, a glove and lubricant
are used.
Q: Does this cavity search include a rectal search, and does
this search involve penetration as well?
A: Yes, to both questions.
Q: Tell me about the drug test.
A: A urine sample is collected from the prisoner.
Q: With the male guard watching?
A: Yes. For security reasons, the guard is required to watch.
Q: What if the prisoner is unable to urinate?
A: In those cases, an enema is administered, which the prisoner
is required to hold for 30 minutes. By this time sufficient
water has seeped through so even the shyest bladder can
successfully complete the test.
Q: Why is a rectal thermometer used?
A: The rectal thermometer prevents violence or injury to
psychopathic prisoners who might bite the thermometer. Of
course, the guard doesn't know the psychological background
of the woman being processed, so a rectal thermometer is
always used. Since the temperature is taken after the search,
the prisoner's rectum is always sufficiently lubricated.
Q: After the search, what is the next part of the procedure?
A: After the women have been searched, they are taken to the
shower area. Many of our visitors are not used to showering
in a large, exposed area with other women, especially with male
guards watching them. But, that's prison!
After the search, they are deloused and given their uniforms.
The entire process usually takes about 30 minutes, but, on
visiting days, we get backed up, and it can take a bit longer.
Q: How long are the women held?
A: Because of the amount of time involved in processing a visitor,
we require at least a 72-hour stay. But we'll allow a visitor to
stay up to a week, if she wants to. The chain gang is hard work,
though, so most are happy to get out after 3 days.
Q: How do the female inmates feel about their visitors being
searched?
A: It depends. We have one woman who claimed that her husband
framed her so that he could marry his bimbo secretary. She told
the new wife to visit her so that she could sign over some stock
certificates. When the new wife arrived, she was processed just
like any other visitor. Needless to say, the inmate was delighted
to see her rival get a taste of her own medicine.
Occasionally we have women ask to see the female prosecutors or
policewomen who put them away. This is new facility, so we still
get some surprised looks from female law enforcement personnel
when we order them to strip. One female FBI agent actually tried
to grab a guard's gun when he ordered her into the stirrups for
her cavity search. We tanned her fanny good for that one, I can
assure you.
Q: The female visitors are subjected to corporal punishment?
A: Absolutely. They eat the same food, do the same jobs, and are
treated just like any other prisoner. If they mouth off, they get
a trip to the woodshed and a quick lesson in bare bottom justice.
Female law enforcement personnel or women tricked into coming to
the facility by inmates are frequently targeted for lesbian sex.
Like any prison, we have our share of "tom boys." Because of the
difficulty of proving intent, all parties involved are punished,
regardless of consent.
Q: Can you think of any examples where inmates were unhappy that
their visitors were searched?
A: Right after we started the program, we had one mother who
desperately tried to cancel a scheduled visit by her two teenage
daughters. She was a 38-year-old who got framed with a bogus
fraud charge when her creepy ex-boyfriend skipped town and left
her holding the bag. She didn't belong in prison, in my opinion.
The woman had two daughters in college, one 18 and one 19, and
they were even more innocent than their mother.
Anyway, I guess she had pictures of her daughters in her cell, and
one of the guards started teasing her about how much he was going
to enjoy searching them, and how he was going make them strip real
slow, and how he was going to take pictures of them in the shower
and make them wiggle and squirm on the end of his finger. The
mother had herself been searched by this guard, and she was
desperate to warn her daughters to cancel their visit.
She frantically tried to contact them, and she was giving out blow
jobs like crazy to try and bribe someone into warning them.
I hear the look on the woman's face the first time she saw her two
little angels in their prison uniforms was just priceless.
Q: How did it turn out for the two daughters?
A: The guard kept hassling the three of them, and he submitted a
discipline report accusing the younger daughter of "insolence."
The mother was very upset and begged to take the strapping herself.
I knew the daughter was innocent, so I had her up to my office for
a little chat. I thought she needed some paternal guidance, so I
took her over my knee and gave her a little fanny warming. Not
hard...just enough to give her the sniffles. She was so shy and
innocent; you should have heard the way she begged and pleaded
with me not to pull down her panties.
Anyway, I cancelled her strapping in exchange for a blow job. It
was her first time, but I think her mother must have given her
some pointers before she came to my office, because she did it
just the way I like it. Of course, some girls are just naturals.
Q: Can you think of another example where a woman was surprised
to be searched?
A: We had a high school tour group come through here a few months
ago on some sort of "career day." About twenty students, all over
18, and three teachers, one of them female. The woman in charge
was a history teacher named Natalie.
Natalie was shocked when we separated her and the female students
and explained the admissions process. She actually tried to cancel
the trip, but, once a woman signs the paperwork and goes through
the front gate, there is no turning back.
Anyway, we let the male teachers and the male students watch from
the control room while Natalie and the female students were
searched. We ran them through the whole process: strip search,
shower, delousing. A few of the boys even struck a deal with
the guards to buy pirate versions of the video tapes.
Some of the guys were pretty nerdy, and I think they really
enjoyed seeing those pretty cheerleader types put through their
paces. There's something especially sexy about seeing a girl
that you've fantasized about for years being forced to shuck
down and spread ‘em.
The guys really yukked it up with Natalie; what male student
hasn't occasionally fantasized about making it with one of his
pretty teachers?
We told the guys about the discipline policy, so as soon as the
girls were given their uniforms and the tour began, the guys
started teasing the girls about how pretty their cute little
prison uniforms were, and what great little jailbirds they'd
be. The guys got pretty graphic when they teased the girls
about what they had seen during the searches, and, when the
women got snippy, we marched them to the punishment room for
a bare bottom strapping.
We only gave them five licks each, but the girls were still
pretty embarrassed, since the guys were allowed to watch, and
we spanked them on the bare. You should have heard the guys
whistle when the guards pulled down Natalie's cute little
prison issue underpants!
I heard that, in order to keep the videos off the Internet,
Natalie and some of the cuter girls had to "entertain" a bunch
of the male students at a graduation party. I'm sure the event
was quite educational.
Q: I understand there was some controversy over Judge Ashley
Marsh's visit.
A: I wanted to make sure that there were no misunderstandings,
so I explained the rules of the institution to Judge Hawthorn's
secretary and to Judge Marsh's secretary, Steven. However,
apparently the word didn't get through to Ashley herself, and
she was quite surprised when we singled her out from the rest of
the group and ordered her to -- how shall I put this? -- disrobe.
She seemed particularly incensed because she was forced to strip
in front of both Judge Hawthorn and her own secretary. It wasn't
my fault that she was the only female visiting the prison that
day. Judge Hawthorn agreed that her uncooperative attitude was
completely unacceptable, and he supported my decision to strap
her for insubordination.
After a week of gruel, strap oil, and hard labor on the chain
gang, I'm pleased to say that Judge Ashley had reformed into
an ideal prisoner. The sassy little spitfire had become docile,
compliant, and obedient -- exactly as a woman should be!
Q: You mentioned that most of the female staff was discharged.
Were there any exceptions?
A: Our prison psychiatrist, Heather Johnson, was under long term
contract with the prison. Since we couldn't discharge her, we
admitted her as a full time guest, and she is now serving out
the remainder of her contract under my supervision.
Q: Has the transformation from staff to inmate been difficult for
her?
A: She hated exchanging her fashionable outfits for a prison
uniform, and she was very shy about showering in front of the
guards. But I think it was good for her to experience prison
life from the other side of the bars. She still maintains her
therapy schedule with the prisoners, which means she does manual
labor only on the weekends. Naturally I'm holding her salary in
trust until she's released, and she is afforded no special
privileges.
She wasn't so whiny about "prisoner abuse" after we gave her a
good dose of strap oil. I've certainly gotten a chance to know
her a lot better. She didn't want to have anal sex with me at
first, but eventually she gave in. It was her first time, and
she had the funniest look on her face when I popped her cherry!
Q: Would it be possible for me to interview some of the inmates
regarding the new visitor policy?
A: I thought you'd never ask. If you will just pick up that crate
in the corner, we'll take you into the next room. You can remove
your clothes in there.
Q: Remove my clothes? But...I don't want to be a PRISONER! I'm a
journalist! I'm just here for an interview!
A: Now, Linda, don't raise your voice to me. I already explained
that, once a woman walks through the front gate, there is no
turning back. And you already signed all of the paperwork.
Q: But you can't...you have no right....
A: Tsk, tsk. Now where is that discipline request form?
Edited by C. Lakewood