PARIS H. - OLD AND NEW

                           by

                        Joe Doe



Old Paris: Handled with kid gloves
New Paris: Handled with rubber gloves

Old Paris: Gave blowjobs in bars
New Paris: Gives blowjobs between bars

Old Paris: Fat, black woman washed her dishes
New Paris: Fat, black woman washes her back

Old Paris: Had guards who did favors
New Paris: Has guards who demand favors

Old Paris: Showered with attention
New Paris: Showers with 75 other inmates

Old Paris: Never knew how ethnic women tended to Hilton hotel rugs 
New Paris: Knows exactly how ethnic women want their rugs tended to

Old Paris: Screamed her way through an exploitation movie
New Paris: Screams her way through exploitation

Old Paris: PARIS brand perfume
New Paris: PARIS brand delousing spray

Old Paris: Was pursued by paparazzi 
New Paris: Is pursued by perverts 

Old Paris: Dance, drink, drive
New Paris: Bend, spread, cough



Edited by C. Lakewood