The Incest-o-matic (TM) or How (blank) Fucked (blank)

by theGreatxIam

Copyright© 2002 to theGreatxIam

The appetite for incest stories far outstrips the capacity of a.s.s.m. authors. As a public service, this do-it-yourself Incest-o-matic (TM) may be used by writers attempting to meet the demand or readers too impatient to wait.

For best results with the Incest-o-matic (TM), first flip a coin -- heads is a man, tails is... OK, stop giggling... tails is a woman. If it lands on the edge, use your imagination.

Then randomly pick five numbers, each between one and 15 inclusive, applying each number in succession as you go through the categories.

Names, details and batteries not included. Use of the Incest-o-matic (TM) is void where prohibited by law and in Alabama, where it's redundant.

STEP ONE: Select a gender for Character A.

1. Male

2. Female

3. Other

STEP TWO: Select a description for Character A.

1. Widowed

2. Divorced

3. Unhappily married

4. Horny but frustrated

5. Surprisingly young to have a teen-aged child, having married shortly entering puberty

6. Caring but distant

7. Long-lost

8. Well-preserved

9. Chunky but not fat, and that's meant in the nicest possible way

10. Horny but frustrated

11. Recently dumped

12. Dateless for five years, but still stunningly good-looking

13. Sexy but repressed

14. Alcoholic

15. Horny but frustrated

STEP THREE: Select Character B.

1. Child

2. Stepchild

3. Sibling

4. Step-sibling

5. Twin

6. Step-twin

7. Sister-in-law

8. Brother-in-law

9. Mother-in-law

10. Father-in-law

11. Niece

12. Nephew

13. Cousin

14. Grandchild

15. Great-great-great-grandchild encountered via time travel

STEP FOUR: Select description for Character B.

1. Thin, boyish

2. Well-muscled, athletic, 6-foot-tall

3. Inexperienced but sexually predatory

4. Naive but eager, with long blonde hair

5. Horny but frustrated

6. Naive but eager, with short blonde hair

7. Coltish and frisky

8. Quiet, reserved but hiding a smoldering sensuality, with long blonde hair

9. Initially reluctant but soon to become wildly enthusiastic

10. Horny but frustrated

11. Uniformed, with short blonde hair

12. Prodigal

13. Prodigiously endowed

14. Endearingly prodigious

15. Horny but frustrated

STEP FIVE: Select plot.

1. A sees B masturbating in bedroom and feels guilty but aroused.

2. A sees B screwing someone else and feels angry but aroused.

3. A and B take a trip together. They check into a motel that only has a one-bed room left, and they feel awkward but aroused.

4. A volunteers to be B's "date." Dancing draws them close and they feel drunk but aroused.

5. Weather pushes B into A's bed. They feel sleepy but aroused.

6. A or B is injured. B or A acts as nurse and feels sympathetic but aroused.

7. B catches A looking at porno and asks naive questions. A feels embarrassed but aroused.

8. B discovers A asleep or passed out and feels sneaky but aroused.

9. A and B have anonymous cybersex. One figures out what's going on and feels shocked, slightly carpal-tunnelish, but aroused.

10. B is rejected by someone else. A hears about it and feels empathetic but aroused.

11. A finds incest porn in B's room and feels puzzled but aroused.

12. Someone else forces A and B together. They feel afraid but aroused.

13. B offers self as gift to disconsolate A, who feels unworthy but aroused.

14. B overhears A admitting interest in incest and engineers it using one of plots 1 through 13. B feels manipulated but aroused.

15. Who needs a plot? A, B, heck, the whole alphabet -- they're aroused.

STEP SIX: Select resolution of plot.

1. So they fuck.

2. So they fuck.

3. So they fuck.

4. So they fuck.

5. So they fuck.

6. So they fuck.

7. So they fuck.

8. So they fuck.

9. So they fuck.

10. So they fuck.

11. So they fuck.

12. So they fuck.

13. So they fuck.

14. So they fuck.

15. So they fuck and have a baby.

The End