Sean and Suzie were seated around the patio table. Suzie was talking, but Sean was having a very hard time following the conversation. Her swimsuit kept distracting him. For some reason, she was enjoying the situation. She asked, "Do you like what you see more than the fairies?"
"Huh?" Sean asked once he realized that she had asked him a question.
Suzie wiggled in her seat and asked, "Am I prettier than the fairies?"
"What fairies?" Sean asked distracted by the wiggle.
"Would you pay attention to me?" Suzie asked.
"I'm paying attention to you," Sean answered. He wondered how she could think he was thinking about anything except her.
Mrs. Emery came out of the house and sat down at the patio table. Her sudden appearance seemed to sharpen Sean's ability to concentrate on something besides Suzie's body significantly. He managed to tear his eyes away from Suzie long enough to say, "Hello, Mrs. Emery."
Mrs. Emery announced, "I just got off the telephone. You might want to know that Max came home from the hospital today."
"That's good. I'm sure that he's a lot happier being at home," Sean said.
"They didn't find any kind of brain tumor," Mrs. Emery said.
"That's good news," Sean said feeling very guilty.
Mrs. Emery said, "I never thought Max was the type of kid to lose it like that."
"You never know," Suzie said giving Sean a significant look.
"I'd like to talk to Max and see how he's doing," Sean said.
Mrs. Emery laughed and asked, "Will you take your gang of midgets with you?"
"Mom! Don't joke about that," Suzie said. She had heard the whole story and knew that Max was not crazy.
"Poor Max must really be feeling awful about now," Sean answered.
"I'm sure he is," Mrs. Emery said wondering about their overreaction to her little joke.
"Maybe we should send him some flowers or something," Suzie said.
Frowning, Sean said, "I don't know. As a guy, I'm not sure how I would react to getting flowers."
"Well, I'll go in and start dinner. Would you like to stay for dinner, Sean? We're having hamburgers," Mrs. Emery offered.
"Hamburgers?" Sean asked.
Mrs. Emery smiled at him and said, "Your mother told me you had a craving for hamburgers all of a sudden."
Swallowing heavily, Sean said, "I'd love to have hamburgers. Let me call my mom."
"Just come in the house when you're ready to call her," Mrs. Emery said before she returned to the house.
"So you've got to call your mother," Suzie commented.
"Yes," Sean answered.
"What are you going to call your mother?" Suzie asked with a grin. Sean had told her about eating the meatloaf the previous evening.
"Nothing I can say in front of your mother," Sean answered.
Suzie laughed and said, "I'm sure of that."
Sean's eyes drifted back to her body and all thoughts of further conversation fled his mind. He managed to say, "You're so beautiful."
Suzie rose from her chair and sat astride his lap. She leaned forward and kissed him. She said, "You say the nicest things."
Sean's body reacted to the sudden presence of a nearly naked woman on his lap in a most predictable manner — all of the blood fled his brain. He answered, "Glob blub."
"Is that a trouser snake I feel?" Suzie asked looking down at his crotch. Her body was reacting in a most predictable manner as well. The miniscule swimsuit top was suddenly feeling very confining.
"Yab," Sean answered. His face turned scarlet despite the fact that all of his blood had seemed to have flowed elsewhere.
"Does it need petting?" Suzie asked. She was quite surprised when his eyes rolled up. She looked at him and said, "I think I killed him."
"Hello."
Suzie jumped at hearing a voice from right beside her. She turned her head and spotted a fairy hovering next to her. Blushing at the idea of her conversation being overheard by someone, she said, "Hello."
"I thought you were a nymph, but I realized I was wrong. He's supposed to do the chasing," the fairy said.
"I'm just a female human," Suzie said staring at the fairy unable to believe her eyes. She had heard the dwarves, but she hadn't seen them. Sean had mentioned talking to a Brownie, but that was kind of second hand knowledge. This was different. She was actually looking at a real live fairy like one right out of a fairy tale. She said, "You're a real fairy with wings and everything."
The fairy said, "You look like a nymph. All the men love to chase nymphs. You should see what happens when they catch them."
"You like to watch?" Suzie asked.
"Most definitely. Nothing attracts fairies like a man catching a nymph. It is the best two minutes of entertainment around."
"Two minutes?" Suzie asked. She hoped that Sean lasted a little longer than two minutes.
The fairy hovered in place and answered, "Oh yes. Nymphs tend to over excite men and they don't last very long."
"Oh."
"You really are pretty enough to be a nymph."
"Thank you," Suzie said wondering if the only thing these magical creatures thought about was sex.
"That's quite a weapon he's got," the fairy said.
"Uh, yes," Suzie said blushing upon hearing the reminder of what she was sitting upon. She examined the fairy noticing the long blue hair. Her breasts were disproportionately large. She wondered if she really was anatomically correct. She leaned forward to get a better look.
The fairy noticed what Suzie was doing. She spread her legs and arms. In an amused voice, she said, "Humans are so curious about our bodies. You'd think they'd know what a female looks like."
"Sorry," Suzie said.
"Are you satisfied?" the fairy asked.
"Yes," Suzie said thinking that there was no way that Sean could have resisted checking out the anatomy of the fairy.
"Can I watch when he finally sheaths that weapon of his in you?"
"Uh, no," Suzie answered.
"Please," the fairy begged.
"I'll think about it," Suzie said.
"Great. I'll tell the others," the fairy said and then flew off so fast that the eyes couldn't follow her.
Sean blinked and said, "Glug."
"You're back," Suzie said with a smile.
"Unk dunker do," Sean said when she shifted on his lap. He eyed her barely covered breasts thinking that he'd love to kiss them more than anything in the world. He said, "Blat blor blug."
"Huh?" Suzie said feeling a great deal of pride at having reduced him to babbling again.
What Suzie didn't realize was that pride comes before a fall. Giving into temptation, Sean leaned forward and kissed her breast not caring that it was covered with a very thin patch of cloth. It was Suzie's turn to lose the ability to speak. She said, "Hink. Oka. Bluh."
Sean switched over to the other side and kissed it. Wrapping her arms around his head, she pulled him tight to her breast. Breathless, she said, "Oh. Ga. Uh. Ah."
Sean shifted his hips and Suzie's eyes went wide. Something had rubbed a very special part of her anatomy. The only sound out of her mouth was a long low moan. Neither one noticed the growing number of fairies surrounding them.
"The man caught the nymph."
"It sure wasn't much of a chase."
"No chase at all."
"It has been a long time since I've watched a nymph have a bit of fun with a man."
"I bet she reaches heaven first."
"Nah. He's too excited."
"So is she."
"That's true."
"These humans and all their clothes."
"If she was a proper nymph they'd be at it already."
With the sound of a door opening, the fairies scattered in a dozen different directions. Mrs. Emery stepped out onto the patio and immediately spotted the young lovers. Deciding that it was time to get them to cool off a bit, she put her hands to her cheeks and, in a loud voice, said, "Oh my."
With the sound of her voice, both Suzie and Sean immediately forgot about their excitement. Neither of them regained the ability to speak, but the reason was not due to their passion. Their embarrassment at having been caught affected the ability to control their mouths. Rather than spouting nonsense all they could do was stutter. Suzie nearly fell down trying to get off his lap. Sean stared at Mrs. Emery hoping not to see any sharp instruments that could change his gender.
Sean was the first one to recover his voice. In a lame attempt to salvage the situation, he said, "Suzie was just helping me. I had something in my eye."
"I saw. It was her breast," Mrs. Emery said trying to look stern.
"Oh, yeah," Sean mumbled.
"If I remember my first aid correctly, removing a breast from an eye is a very delicate operation," Mrs. Emery said enjoying the sight of the two young lovers acting so flustered. When both kids turned a brighter shade of red, she added, "I've heard that it can take hours, if not days on rare occasions. You're both lucky that it didn't take that long."
"Uh, yeah," Suzie said.
"Despite the fact that it was quickly done, it appears to me that both eye and breast are in perfect working condition," Mrs. Emery said. She thought about how much fun Sean's mother would have with this situation.
"Uh, yeah," Sean said glancing at Suzie's breast. Mrs. Emery was right about one thing — Suzie's breast was perfect. He said, "Perfect breast."
Mrs. Emery chuckled. She was reminded of a time when she was caught by her mother in much the same position. At least Suzie still was wearing her top. There was nothing worse than getting caught bare breasted with her boyfriend's lips wrapped around the nipple. Well, there was that one time when her lower half was bare as well and so was his. She thought about reminding her husband of that little episode later that evening. She shook herself and said, "I just came out to remind Sean to call his mother. Sean, you should let her know that you want to stay here for dinner."
"Must call mother," Sean said. He had forgotten all about that the moment Suzie had sat on his lap.
Mrs. Emery said, "Well, go on and call her."
Sean glanced down at his crotch pleased to discover that his erection had totally disappeared. He stood up and said, "I'll call my mother now."
"Good boy," Mrs. Emery said with a grin. She watched Sean go in the house. Once the door had closed behind him, she said, "It looks like that swimming suit is having the desired effect on Sean."
"Yeah," Suzie replied waiting for the lecture about acting like a proper young lady. She imagined that the suggestion she wait until after they were married to do things like that would be forthcoming.
"You might want to be in the house when the top finally comes off," Mrs. Emery said.
"Oh," Suzie said. She didn't know if it was possible to turn any redder.
"You never know who might be watching."
Suzie thought of the fairies and the dwarves. Both had announced a desire to watch. She nodded her head and said, "You're right."
Mrs. Emery said, "I never imagined Sean had such restraint. If I was wearing a swimsuit like that when I was your age, your father would have moved that little patch of cloth out of the way before kissing my breast."
"Ugh," Suzie said with a frown.
"He's a real animal once his lips get close to a hard nipple."
"Too much information," Suzie said holding up a hand to stop her mother from talking.
"That man of mine really knows how to nibble on a breast. I can come just from his attentions to it," Mrs. Emery said.
"Stop," Suzie said holding her hands over her ears.
"It looks like Sean knows how to do that too," Mrs. Emery said.
"Uh," Suzie said taken aback by the sudden change in subject. She almost wished her mother would return to talking about her father.
"He had you babbling like an idiot there for a minute," Mrs. Emery said watching Suzie squirm.
Suzie said, "He kind of took me by surprise."
"He took you by surprise? Are you serious? You were begging him to do that," Mrs. Emery said.
Suzie looked a little embarrassed by the suggestion that she had been begging him to do that. She said, "Maybe a little."
"Maybe a lot," Mrs. Emery said. She leaned over to Suzie and pointed at the top. She said, "You could be wearing band aids for as much skin as that suit covers."
"Yes, mother," Suzie said.
Unaware of what had been discussed between mother and daughter, Sean came out of the house with a smile. He said, "Mom said that I could stay here for dinner."
"I was pretty sure that she'd be okay with it," Mrs. Emery said. She smiled at Sean and said, "I'm going back in the house and finish dinner."
"Okay," Sean said.
Mrs. Emery walked towards the door and stopped next to Sean. She leaned over and said, "Your mother is going to really enjoy the story I'm going to tell her."
"My mother? Story? Tell her?" Sean said feeling his stomach drop to the ground. Swaying a little from side to side, he said, "I'm dead."
"Have fun kids," Mrs. Emery said entering the house.
Sean went over to the chair and took a seat. Shaking his head, he said, "Your mother is evil."
"I know," Suzie said. She returned to her place on his lap. Leaning over to kiss him, she said, "Where were we before we were interrupted?"
"Uh," Sean said staring at her breasts. Sean shook his head and said, "I don't think that would be a good idea. I think your mother will send your father to fetch us when dinner is ready. I keep having this image of him and me taking a long walk in the woods with him being the only one who will return."
"Daddy isn't like that," Suzie said. She wished that Sean would get back in the mood. She had really enjoyed what had been happening before they had been interrupted.
Sean looked at her and said, "You know that he's really a mild mannered father by day, but what you don't know is that he's a serial boyfriend killer by night."
"He hasn't killed anyone," Suzie said.
"Yet," Sean said.
"Let's see. I think you were kissing me somewhere," Suzie said adjusting the top of her suit.
"We're going to get caught," Sean said looking around nervously.
Suzie rocked back and forth on his lap and said, "Mom told us to have fun."
"That's true," Sean said finding that he was rising to the occasion, or at least one part of his body was rising to the occasion. It was getting harder to think. He said, "I don't think she meant for us to have that kind of fun. She's probably watching us from the kitchen window."
His comment and the sudden movement under her reminded Suzie of her conversation with the fairy. She said, "You missed seeing a fairy."
"I've got heaven on my lap and you're talking about fairies," Sean said. There was the nice breast floating right in front of his eyes.
"She wants to watch us when we finally do it," Suzie said pleased to see that he was starting to sweat. The bulge under her had swollen quite substantially.
"Who? What?" Sean asked having a hard time following the conversation. There was a little patch of pink from her areola showing. He licked his lips.
"I'm talking about the fairy I talked with. She said that she wants to watch us when we do it," Suzie answered.
"That's nice," Sean said completely distracted by the presence of the woman on his lap. He reached up and put a hand over her breast. All thoughts of being caught or watched flew from his mind.
Somehow the small patch of fabric covering her left breast had shifted so that her nipple was exposed. That bare nipple drew Sean's lips like bees to honey. Suzie suddenly lost all interest in fairies. It would be fair to say that she lost interest in everything except the hand on her right breast and the mouth that had covered her left breast.
The fairies on the other hand increased their interest in what was going on in the chair. Twice as many fairies showed up as had been there previously. They hovered around the couple watching the action.
"The suspense is killing me."
"I was thinking that they'd never get started."
"You can say that again."
"What is she doing?"
"I don't know."
"It looks like she's rubbing herself on him."
"She's doing the nymph thing with her clothes on."
"That's interesting."
"It looks like she's about to blow."
"Definitely."
"There she goes."
"There he goes."
"Two minutes."
"That's all they ever last."
"It is all over here."
"Let's go check out the flowers."
The swarm of fairies disappeared. Suzie and Sean slowly became aware of their surroundings. Looking down at the mess in his swimsuit, Sean said, "This is not good."
Suzie followed his gaze down and saw the wet spot. She said, "I didn't think about that."
Red faced, Sean said, "I kind of got excited."
"You weren't the only one," Suzie said. Her breasts were hanging out for the whole world to see.
"You need to straighten your top," Sean said thinking that he was clever enough to get her out of the top but not to get her back into it.
"We need to get you cleaned up," Suzie said adjusting the top of her swimsuit. If he went into the house with that wet spot on his swim trunks, everyone would know what had just happened.
"I can't go in the house like this," Sean said. A vision of her father chasing him around the house with a shotgun came to mind. That was followed by visions of the shotgun going off. That was followed by a vision of his mother standing by his casket lamenting the fact that he couldn't keep his hands to himself. That was followed by a vision of his father complaining that the psychiatric profession had just lost a great customer. The stream of visions degenerated from there.
"The swimming pool," Suzie said. She jumped out of his lap and grabbed his hand. She dragged him out of the chair breaking his chain of visions.
The pair raced to the swimming pool. They had just entered it when Mrs. Emery opened the back door. Noticing them in the pool, she shouted, "Dinner is ready."
"We'll be right out," Suzie shouted back.
"Just made it," Sean said finding that his legs were weak. He did his best to wash his suit without looking too obvious.
"Dry off before you come in the house," Mrs. Emery shouted.
"Yes, mother," Suzie shouted back. She glanced at Sean and asked, "Have you got it all out yet?"
"I think so," Sean said.
"We better get in the house," Suzie said.
"Do you think your mother will think we just took a dip to cool off?" Sean asked.
"No way," Suzie answered. She had a feeling that she was going to hear all about it after Sean left.
When they finally entered the house, Mrs. Emery chuckled at their guilty nervous expressions. She knew exactly why they had jumped in the pool. She asked, "You don't think that little dip in the pool erased the evidence of your misdeeds, do you?"
"Our second grade teacher was Mrs. Deeds and her daughter, Miss Deeds, was nowhere around here," Sean said giving his stock answer.
"I know you well enough to know that wherever you go, your friend Miss Deeds is there too," Mrs. Emery said.
"I'm innocent, I tell you. I've never met Miss Deeds," Sean said trying to look innocent. It only made him look guiltier.
Mrs. Emery said, "By the way, I ran out of hamburger. I'm afraid that we're having fried chicken. I hope that is okay with you. I know how much you were looking forward to hamburgers."