Pedro and Rosalinda's reception wound down about five o'clock on Sunday afternoon. Everyone there said it was the best wedding they'd ever attended. The last act of the day was all of us lining either side of the path out of the mission, as Pedro drove Rosalinda towards their new home in a buckboard he'd rented for the occasion. Their new home came with Pedro's new position on Wilfredo Acevedo's rancho. Pedro was now the ranch's foreman, or as Pedro liked to put it, the Commendante de Vaqueros. Pedro saw the position as only fitting for the greatest vaquero of all time in all the universe.
As soon as the buckboard with the newlyweds on it passed through the arched gateway of the mission's adobe walls, I had a squad of bawling women on my hands. I guess crying at weddings was not a twentieth century invention. Before we left the reception, the Hombres and I agreed that in three weeks we'd perform at Juanita and Emilio's wedding, also. I think that Joaquin was hoping that Anna would accept his proposal that day so he could book us too, but Anna put him off. One thing that I thought was pretty funny about the afternoon, was how Joaquin managed to keep his daughter from spending much time with me. Even Anna noticed and laughed about it.
"Poor Joaquin," she said, "he is torn between how much he likes you and how scared he is of you seducing his daughter."
To tell the truth, Joaquin's daughter, Inez, was an attractive young woman, but she was headed for the convent soon, her vows reserved for a life as a nun of the Carmelite Order.
I took a little detour on the way home that Sunday, so Melosa and I could spend some time together. Melosa was pleased as punch as I sat on her back and tried to recall the lyrics to some Jerry Lee Lewis songs. Melosa didn't care for the soulful 'You Win Again', but she like the hell out of 'Great Balls of Fire' and 'Breathless'. I just hoped that Mina shared Melosa's taste and could do the boogie-woogie on the piano. Heck, I don't mind telling you that after seeing her dressed up last night and today, I wouldn't mind her doing the boogie-woogie on me.
Thinking about boogie-woogie, cause me to have an unwanted thought that damn near made me fall off my horse. Right there in 1877 El Paso, I am ashamed to say that I thought about disco. Or more specifically, I thought about John Travolta dancing in the next to the last movie I'd seen, 'Saturday Night Fever'. Now before you go hissing at me about watching a disco movie, you need to know that my date picked it. The woman I was dating at the time had been immune to my charms thus far, and I was desperately trying to get in her designer Jordache jeans. I'd have gone to a showing of 'War and Peace' in Russian for a shot at her.
I'll tell you I shook any thoughts of disco right out of my head quick like. That was one genre of music that didn't have a worry about me stealing songs from it.
By the time I made it back to the hotel and my apartment, it was close to six-thirty in the evening. I was all set for a nice quiet evening of reading and doing a little paperwork for the club. I didn't plan on spending any time in the club that night, because the bars and restaurants were closed, in compliance with the county's blue law. Of course as often happens in my life, what I expected and what happened were leagues apart, because as soon as I walked into the front door of the hotel, Connie grabbed my hand and started tugging me toward the stairs.
"Come on Caballero, everyone is waiting for you at Belle's Place," she said, her speech slightly slurred.
Curious and not wanting to take a chance that Connie might be in the mood to Indian wrestle, I started to walk with her. We'd only gone a couple of steps, when I figured out that Connie was about half in the bag. I stopped and turned her towards me.
"What have you been drinking?" I asked.
Connie giggled, then covered her mouth and burped.
"Belle opened some Champagne, but I've only had a couple of glasses. We decided it was too soon to stop the good time we were having at the reception," she said.
I had my doubts about the wisdom of giving our little Comanche firewater, but she seemed in a good mood, so I let it slide.
We made it up to the Piano Bar and I almost fell on my face from the scene that greeted me. There in the room, clustered around the piano, were the majority of the women in my life, singing, laughing and drinking bubbly. I counted four empty bottles on a table and two open ones on the piano. The heavy drapes were pulled closed, and a few of the candle spheres had been lit, giving the room a soft, romantic feel.
The women had all kicked off their shoes, unpinned their hair and loosened their clothes for comfort. I think the biggest shock for me was that Mina Proctor, ex-Methodist Missionary, was sitting at the piano, banging on the keys. Mina's hair hung way down her back, her dress was unbuttoned almost to her sternum, and she'd loosened the laces on her corset.
Belle glanced up and saw me standing at the door.
"There's our man now, girls. Come on in here, Honey, we want to dance."
Since we were all alone, I decided that I'd teach the women some good old slow dance belly rubbing. Belle was first up, and she held out her hand for me in the classic waltz position. Instead, I grabbed both of her hands and pulled them up around my neck before I reached both arms around her waist and pulled her tight against me. Belle acted as though she wanted to wiggle out of my arms, so I leaned down and whispered in her ear.
"Relax, Belle, and move with me. If you don't like it, we'll switch to waltzing."
Belle became a convert as soon as I told her to lay her cheek against my chest and eased her around a few steps. She sighed contentedly and snuggled closer to me.
"This is so nice when we have privacy, Tyler. Where in the world did you learn to dance like this?" she asked.
I gave her a smidgen of truth.
"A girl I dated taught me. She was a professional dancer named Carmen Ramos."
I didn't add that Carmen Ramos was my second... er... third ex-wife.
After a few turns with Belle, I took a turn with Feleena. While I was teaching Feleena, Belle had grabbed Naomi and was showing her the ropes. After Feleena, I dance with Molly, Connie and Naomi in turn. As I was escorting Naomi back to the table by the piano, Belle was whispering in Mina's ear. Mina was blushing, but she resolutely stood up and walked over to me. Belle took her place at the piano and swung right into another waltz. I held out my hand to Mina and led her out onto the dance floor.
It was a completely different experience dancing with Mina, because she was so tall. I reckon bare-footed, she was at least five-ten, only a few inches shorter than me. Mina was reticent about dancing close, but gave in as I pulled her up against me. Mina was tall and slender; I figured she weighed one-twenty-five, tops. She was stiff and awkward in my arms at first, but soon relaxed and laid her head on my shoulder.
"I guess you didn't have to make me a floozy, Tyler, because I was one all along," she said.
I laughed and tilted her chin up so we were almost eye to eye.
"You aren't a floozy, Mina, and neither are any of the others. You and they are just women discovering there is something more to life than being some man's property."
Mina was silent for a few seconds as she mulled that over. When she started talking again, she changed tack.
"Maybe," she allowed, "but hanging all over you half-naked sure seems to me as the path to hell."
I laughed and kissed her cheek.
"Until you decide differently, your virtue is safe with me, Mina. And even then I might not feel it's right."
We danced and partied until about nine, then everyone rearranged their clothes and I walked them home. The first person we took home was Connie, because she wasn't in any condition to walk anyone home. Connie in her cups was funny as hell. She lost all her shyness and jabbered up a storm. When we danced with her, she had done everything but pull me down on the floor and mount me. That wasn't really that far out of character for her, because like I said before, she wasn't some Victorian prude. What really got my attention was when she danced with Molly.
Molly Dean wasn't squeamish about the fact of some of the women in my life being bisexual; in fact, the idea intrigued her. However, Molly was a victim of her Victorian upbringing, and couldn't bring herself to act on her curiosity. Connie took the lead when the two of them danced, and in only a minute had a double handful of Molly's great little ass and was nibbling on her neck. Molly had quaffed enough champagne to lower her inhibitions, and within two minutes, she was riding Connie's muscular thigh.
So anyway, we tucked Connie in and we all walked as a group, dropping each woman off at her residence. Each woman that is, except for Naomi. Naomi stopped at her place just long enough to pick up a bag she had packed earlier, and went home with Belle and me.
What had been a wild evening, became an even wilder night as Belle and I worked over Naomi. Belle administered Naomi's punishment for working in the Piano Bar without permission, by spanking her big ass with a yard stick as Naomi knelt on the bed. I had unprotected sex with Belle for the first time that night at her insistence, as she and Naomi sixty-nined. Belle said she was safe because she just finished her menses, and I liked the idea enough to let her convince me.
Connie slept through the night and popped up Monday morning at six, none the worse for wear. Connie woke me gently, sent me to the bathroom to brush my teeth, and met me in the small guestroom so I could take care of what she missed the night before. As a guy, I loved it that Connie was one of those rare women who were ready for Freddy first thing in the morning.
Monday afternoon, I visited Feleena as she had asked me to do. I was happy with Feleena because of the way she had interacted with the other women the day and evening before. I had been especially pleased with the way she and Belle acted toward each other. Belle had treated Feleena the same way she did everyone else in our group, and Feleena acted that way too. Feleena even danced with Belle a couple of times.
Feleena was dressed for seduction when she answered the door to her room, wearing a long blindingly white silk dressing gown. As soon as we exchanged hellos, she jumped into my arms and kissed me with a passion that made my knees weak. When she let loose of my lips and pulled me towards the bed, I was as unresisting as a schoolboy.
Feleena hadn't lied to me about being a passionate woman for the right man, and I showed her a few different ways to set that passion free. I wasn't the first man to feast on her tasty coochie; she told me later that Toliver the railroad man had introduced her to that act. However, I was the first to do it more than perfunctorily, as I stayed down there until she was almost unconscious. When I finally pulled myself up, tied on a condom and prepared to enter her, she was squirming around as if she'd sat on an ant hill.
Making love to Feleena was an emotional event for me, because she and I were bound together by history. By that I mean had it not been for Uncle Ty meeting her in the other 1877 El Paso, I don't think I would have been there. Our joining was one of those preordained events, just as the imminent demise of the Howards was. I guess in order for time to flow smoothly forward, some events had to happen as they had before, to balance out the ones I was changing.
As I made sweet but passionate love to Feleena, I couldn't help but wonder if, once we finished, we would lose the compulsion we had to be with each other. Would the act of our joining satisfy the march of time, or was more required of us? I sincerely hoped that it was the later, because Feleena and I were so attuned to each other via history and time, that sexually, we were damned near perfect together. Yet, as good as we were together in bed, there wasn't the depth of feelings that I had for the other women. Oh, I loved Feleena alright, but not nearly as much as I did Belle, Connie, Molly and Anna. I think it was the same for Feleena.
When I finally fell off her to the side, both of us were sated. Feleena cuddled up against my side and murmured that she had never been so well satisfied in her life, and that she hoped we'd be able to do this often. I told her she could count on it.
Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, I monitored events in San Elizario by having Jose Colon visit the town twice a day. Everything was quiet but tense, as Louis Cardis was laid to rest. Cardis' funeral Mass and burial Wednesday morning was an even bigger event than Pedro's wedding. Father Antonio Borrajo, the senior cleric for the Catholic Church in El Paso del Norte, gave an impassioned eulogy in which he condemned Charles Howard as the devil incarnate. The eulogy served to deepen the hatred that the Mexicans already had for Howard. The town was a seething cauldron of hatred, with Mexicans from both sides of the border openly calling for revenge against Howard and his supporters.
San Elizario had settled down some by Friday. Most of the men from across the river had gone home at the urging of Wilfredo Acevido and other prominent Tejanos.
The El Paso Gentlemen's club stayed busy all week, and we added more than fifty new members. We had a nice sized crowd every night, as our members took advantage of the relaxing atmosphere and explored all the amenities we offered. The steam rooms were very popular, as were the masseuses. Massages were booked up three days in advance already, and Robert Huang, the manager of the bath houses, had already sent to San Francisco for a couple more masseuses.
Ramona's restaurant did a very nice steady business all week also. We now had twenty tables under umbrellas on the patio, so patrons seldom had to wait for a table in the evening. By Friday, work had already commenced on doubling the size of the kitchen. The addition would be built almost to completion before the outside wall of the present kitchen was breeched, so there would be no interference with the normal operations of the kitchen.
The weekend crowds, both at the Gentlemen's Club and the ballroom, rivaled those of the grand opening, much to my relief. Mina Proctor was a big hit with our guests in the ballroom, both as a solo performer and as an adjunct to the Hombres. Mina picked right up on playing a funky rhythm on the piano, and I introduced my Jerry Lee Lewis impersonation on Friday night.
It turned out that I couldn't stand on the top of the piano as I wanted, so I had a little platform built at the same height behind it. From most of the seats in the ballroom, it would be invisible. The crowd went crazy when I suddenly appeared to jump from the stage onto the piano. When I did that, Mina stood up, kicked over the piano bench she'd been perched on, and away we went.
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane.
You broke my will, but what a thrill
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire...
I gave that song my all, but Mina the Missionary made it work, as she stood there pounding the keyboard maniacally. The crowd applauded wildly after the number, so I jumped off the platform and made Mina take a bow with me.
On Tuesday of the next week, the eighteenth of September 1877, the convoy of wagons returned to San Elizario from their twelve day trip to the salt flats. The wagons were no sooner in the town square, when Charles Howard, in one of the stupidest and most arrogant acts ever perpetrated, rode into town with William Braxton and the company of Texas Rangers and demanded payment for the salt.
Howard was woefully mistaken when he assumed that the twenty-one Rangers were enough to enforce his claim, because the town square was filled with Mexicans, mostly from across the river, who were there for a share of the salt.
Tays was the first to realize their precarious situation. He moved the group across the square from the gathering mass of men, and had them take refuge in an adobe building that was part of the old Spanish presidio that once guarded the Royal Road of the Interior.
Jose Colon gave me the news of what was happening in San Elizario at one in the afternoon. I changed clothes, grabbed my badges and gun belt, rushed over to the stables and saddled up Melosa. I was in San Elizario by two-fifteen. When I arrived at the town square, the wagons full of salt were arrayed in front of the building in which Tays had taken refuge, and at least three hundred angry men were milling around behind them. I spotted the constable, a man named Epifanio Cortez, talking with a hassock wearing priest I assumed was Father Borrajo.
I secured Melosa to a hitching rail as far from the mob as I could get, then walked over to the constable and priest. I shook hands with Epifanio and introduced myself to the priest.
"I have heard many good things about you, Señor. My people tell me you are a good man," Borrajo said.
"I have heard the same about you, Padre," I lied.
After we dispensed with the pleasantries, I spent the next twenty minutes bargaining away the life of Charles Howard for the honorable release of the Rangers. Of course that is not how we discussed it, but we all knew what the end results would be.
After our powwow, Borrajo climbed up on one of the wagons full of salt to address the crowd, while I approached the thick walled adobe building under a white flag.
Once inside the building, I introduced myself to Lieutenant Tays, pulled him aside and made my case. I told Tays the mood of the mob and why they were as riled as they were. My version of events didn't jive with what Howard told him, but my version explained the situation he found himself in much better. When Tays asked if I had any ideas on how to get them out of this mess, I leaped right in.
"If you turn Howard and Braxton over to me and I deliver them to the jail, I think Father Borrajo can convince the mob to disperse. With Howard safely in the jail and the mob gone, you and your men can go back to El Paso unmolested. I wired the Territorial Governor of New Mexico before I rode over here and asked him to dispatch some soldiers to handle this mess. I'm guessing it will take only a couple of days for them to arrive. Once the cavalry is here, we can return in force and free Howard."
Howard reluctantly agreed to the plan as the only alternative, because he remembered the temperament of the mob the last time he was here. Since Howard had not been mistreated when he was Cortez's prisoner last time, Braxton agreed also. Then, just to underline that history resisted change, John Atkinson volunteered to stay and keep his boss company.
I led the three now unarmed men out of the building under the white flag, and turned them over to the constable. The two of us marched them to the jail as three or four hundred angry men eyed us in stony silence. I stayed until Cortez had secured all three men in separate cells, shook his hand solemnly and then headed out the door. By the time I left the jail, the mob had melted away, the wagons of salt had been removed and the Rangers' horses had mysteriously reappeared.
I walked back over to the building where the Rangers were barricaded, and handed Tays a receipt for the prisoners from Constable Cortez, all legal like. I hung around San Elizario just long enough to watch Tays and his men depart town unmolested, before mounting up and riding over to give Anna Lopez the news.
Even though I knew I had done the right thing, it still left a bad taste in my mouth. There was no singing as I rode back to El Paso this time, and sensing my mood, Melosa didn't complain about it...
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