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Thinker's Tales


Welcome to Thinker's Tales! I assume that you got here through the good offices of ASSTR.ORG -- but if not...

Be warned! This is adult entertainment! If you're not into graphic depictions of sex, this is the wrong website for you! If you're too young to be legally reading this, move along!
A bit about me...

I do a bit of everything; I'm not pigeonholed by genre. Pay attention to the story codes, if certain things squick you!  I DO, however, attempt to insert a bit of romance, so if you're just looking for stroke, you might become impatient with me - but I DO get to the hot stuff, eventually... On the other hand, my proofreaders tend to be female, and if THEY like my work...

By day (and half the night, sometimes), I'm a professional computer geek. This page, however, is proof that "He knows all about computers" is a fallacy - I am NOT a webmaster, by any stretch of the imagination, although I have a rather broad background in operating system and database administration. I've been around since the 1950's, so the only place I'm young is between the ears. Nobody's less happy about that than me...

I take a while to write, so I'm not exactly prolific. But I strive for quality... Enjoy!


What's new?

The Gambling DebtYe Olde Pickup Place


An Announcement:

I have begun publishing e-books under the pseudonym T. H. Barker on Smashwords.com. Currently, I have six books out there, three of them in a series. Due to the rules of the publishing industry and the terms of service of Smashwords, my works that appear in e-book format are not replicated here, and vice-versa. I'm going to look for a way around this, but for now, you can find my e-books at: http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/THBarker. They are ALSO on Sony's site, Barnes & Noble's, Amazon.com, The Apple Store, Diesel, Kobo and Baker-Taylor. Please visit those sites and check out my works there -- and please RATE those works if you like them! (As a warning, the Slavery set is a little more hard-edged than my usual work -- but IS VERY popular...)

Visit My e-book Page


I WILL CONTINUE TO PUBLISH HERE!( And I HAVE -- see below...) Lots of my work involves sex with and between minors -- and even though we're ALL aware that most teens discover sex before they hit legal age, it is a hot button and mainstream publishing does not support an author's First Amendment rights in this area. Those of you who are my fans know how gently I present such things -- but most publishers' terms of service prohibit even having a minor be aware of sex in an adult story!




The Swarm -- a Collection of Stories in a Multi-Author Universe

I am the 'creator' -- or perhaps 'executive producer' of the Swarm Cycle. This is a collection of stories -- written by several authors -- that blends sex and Sci-Fi while following a story line detailing our reaction to an alien invasion. You may want to just read them -- or you may want to ask me about writing one!

Pop over there! -- 159 stories by 28 authors -- new content as of April 9, 2012!

The Swarm Homepage My Swarm Stories



Here is my primary collection of stories! I promised that I would continue to publish here and I am delivering on that promise with a new tale, 'The Gambling Debt,' delivery of which began April 7. You will note that I have posted it under the name T. H. Barker -- that's because one day I hope to publish this one as an e-book, and I need for authorship to be consistent. On the Swarm site, I have posted 'Ye Olde Pickup Place' as of April 9.

Stories:

Descriptions:


The Pact:


Episode 1: The Elegant Solution

Episode 1 Table of Contents

Episode 2: Things Get Complicated

Episode 2 Table of Contents

Episode 3: Interventions

Episode 3 Table of Contents

Episode 4: The Booster Club Reconstituted

Episode 4 Table of Contents

Episode 5: The Clubhouse

Episode 5 Table of Contents



Friendly Traveler's Inn:


Friendly Traveler's Inn: Room 212

Friendly Traveler's Inn: Room 303



Second Best:


Second Best: A Novel
Silver Clitorides Finalist, Dec 2003

Takin' it to the Banks

Strange Relationships
Silver Clitorides Finalist, Apr 2006


Other Works:


The Gambling Debt

She's Pregnant!

You Want Me To WHAT?

Toni's Trial

The Heat Wave

Unofficially Christmas

Hump Club: Bart's Odd Proposition

Mack's Mamas

The Risks of Foreclosure

Partying Big

R and R

A Thanksgiving Story

What Are You Doing Here?

The Spa

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Theater Sex

Theater Rules