He Doesn't Love Her Like I Do: I had written a comment that some point-of-view styles were more fitted to sex stories than others. For example, the "Watson" style was perfect for mysteries, but was inappropriate for sex stories.

Having written that, I thought again. What would a sex story look like from the Watson POV? Well, I decided, the outside observer should be a family pet. Most of us don't fuck in front of other people; many of us aren't so circumspect in front of our pets.

Once started this way, it turned into a love story. We've all heard the phrase in the title; it is seldom so true as when Wriggles says it.