Below you'll find a list of all my short stories. They aren't nearly as long as some of my longer stories, but hopefully you'll find the characters just as real, the situations as entertaining, and the sex... well... you know.

Click on the title of the story to take you to the page containing the entire story. If you were hoping to be able to download plain text files of these stories (and I'm pretty sure they're all posted... if not I'm sure someone will let me know!), you can go here.

Now... onto the stories!

Santa "cums" but once a year... unless he gets some help. Maybe - perhaps - from his sexy elf assistant?

Under the power of the Ice Queen, the kingdom had been thrown into eternal winter. A powerful wizard, once the king's greatest adviser and the Ice Queen's mortal enemy, has been banished and now hides in the forest with his son, watching and waiting for his chance to free the people. One day the son stumbles on the most beautiful girl he's ever seen. Will she be the key to breaking the Ice Queen's spell?

Jacob walked into his son's elementary school. He couldn't believe he was still getting called to the principal's office after all these years! A twenty-three year old, single father, he was annoyed to find out he was hauled into a meeting only to find his son's teacher wasn't there. Jacob figured she was just like his old kindergarten teacher: mean, overweight, and half-blind. He discovers you're never too old to learn.

All the girls want an "A" in his class. Unfortunately, a few of them are failing. Does the professor have any extra credit work they could do to bring up their average? Of course he does!

Robert and Megan are a married couple with healthy outside interests. Megan is happy she has her bridge club, and Robert is happy with his stripper. What more could a modern couple want?

Today is the most important day of his life. But before his court date he has a private meeting with the judge in her chambers. Just how persuasive can he be?

Ron Hayes has always played second fiddle to his brother Dave. Now on the day of his younger brother's wedding, Ron is damned if his brother will keep him from what was rightfully his.

The neighborhood kids all think Henry is weird. He spends all his time shut up in his house or else spying on the neighborhood kids through his telescope. But with hot neighbors like this, can you blame him?

A short story about a man attempting to start all over three years after a tragic event in his life. Originally written for a story festival on the Friday Knight Writer's Lounge.

Eric Stanton can't seem to get a break with the ladies. Try as he might, something is always missing. Seeking an escape from his dull everyday existence, he drives to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Will he find what he was looking for? Finalist for the February 2004 Silver Clitoride.

He's a realist who never reaches for the stars, never goes after the pot of gold, when suddenly the opportunity of his life falls in his lap. She is beautiful, funny and actually seems to like him. Plus she loves hockey... what more could he want?

He was a geek, she was Miss Popularity. If they hadn't known each other their whole lives, they might never have met. But they did, and sparks flew. Now a crisis is upon them. Will their love be strong enough to overcome it?

Just something I thought up. Partly inspired by an email conversation I had with Neil Anthony, partly inspired by all the freaking spam I get! Definitely not to be taken seriously.

More to Come Soon!