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Grandma's getting naked on the camera
Dancin' round to shake her jiggly skin
You may say there's no way this is sexy
But as for me, I wish she
Had a twin.

She'd been contemplating stripping
So I begged her to disrobe
As she fumbled with her girdle
I teased and pawed a saggy,
Dried-up globe.

When she stood in all her glory
Preening in her birthday suit
I could see that Grandma's fondness
Of shaving her pube hair
Was resolute.

Grandma's getting naked on the camera
Dancin' round to shake her jiggly skin
You may say there's no way this is sexy
But as for me, I wish she
Had a twin.

Now I proudly move to fuck her
And I think she'll take it well
See her legs, they're spread wide open
But as I look, I think I'll
Grab some gel.

It's not easy fucking grandma
When she's lying on her back
All her wrinkles join together
And makes it hard to trace and find her crack.
Find her crack!!!

Grandma's getting naked on the camera
Dancin' round to shake her jiggly skin
You may say there's no way this is sexy
But as for me, I wish she
Had a twin.

Now the lens is pointed at us
So I poke and slip right in
(ahhhhh!)
And we grin and say our cheeses
As it's capturing our copulating
Sin.

I've warned all my second cousins
Time to charge their batteries
'Cause our grandma's got her camera
And she's off to fuck and prob'ly
Won't say please.

Shake it Grandma!!!

Grandma's getting naked on the camera
Dancin' round to shake her jiggly skin
You may say there's no way this is sexy
But as fore me, I wish she
Had a twin.