Bio

When I was little, I wanted to be a writer. That dream was soon crushed by the realization that I have few ideas, a sub-par vocabulary for a writer, and my story ideas generally sound like something out of a B-movie.

I have always had a vivid imagination, though, and have created many short B-movies in my head. When I hit puberty, all these movies became pornos. When using the family computer, I would occasionally open up MS Word and write down snippets of these "pornos", then quickly delete them before someone came in the room or looked at some file and found out that I'm a pervert who likes to write erotic stories.

One day, I didn't delete the file.

I liked the couple of paragraphs that illustrated my latest B-movie so much, that I saved it as a hidden file in a seldom-viewed folder with a generic name. I think it was "Tables.doc" as if it was a Microsoft Word system file or business document of my parents'. I continued writing.

I guess it was 1996 when I first surfed the web. All the information was amazing. It was my brother that corrupted me. One day he showed me a site that had a picture of Pam Anderson topless. My first glimpse of web porn. Of course on a 28.8k modem with a computer that only showed 16 colors, it looked damned horrible compared to what computers can download now. But it was still porn.

To make a couple years short, I often cruised for porn when no one was at home and, while illegally in a e-zine called "Cybergirls" or something, I saw the category "Watersports." Expecting to see naked chicks on jetskis, my eyes watered over as I saw chicks peeing. It was beautiful. I had always fantasized about girls going to the bathroom and I was equally ecstatic when I saw my first pic of a girl shitting. It was the one with that fine ass hairy-crotched European girl with her legs in the stirrups and some guy's trying to eat it. You know the one. Hotness.

So I found out I wasn't a pervert... well, maybe I was, but I wasn't alone! After getting into some serious hentai, I vowed to make a site with my own pics of naked beautiful girls (I am a struggling artist as well as writer). I had seen so much free stuff on the web, I knew I had to give back. But my artist skills were (and are) being honed, and I didn't have the time or scanner to put up pics.

So I thought, "Hey, I have dozens of erotic stories! I could put those on the web! But will people like them?" I edited, named, and posted "Ashley's Little Show" at White Shadow's Nasty Stories. A couple of people sent me mail expressing their approval and I knew what I had to do. I set up an Excite club called "MechaBlade's Erotica Joint" until I found free adult hosting at fsn.net. Then fsn.net put a bunch of pop-up banners on my site, so I switched to Slamhost. Then Slamhost went down for a couple months, so I put up a mirror site at asstr.org.

The name "MechaBlade" is based on a comic book character I created.

Over the years, I've consumed my fair share of Internet porn and erotica. I have created this site to give something back. This is my charity. I will try to maintain this site and update it with fresh content as long as I can.

I will only take down this site if my identity is disclosed or is in danger of being disclosed, as the American public is rather intolerant of people who with unusual fetishes.

This site will be free. There is no erotica site good enough to charge money. Period.

I will not have pages filled with ads and banners, like those damn scam sites that slow your computer down. I have no pop-ups on my site, but I cannot promise never having any.

The purpose of this site will never be to make a profit. I'm not saying I won't ever try to profit from this site, but I'm not making any money from this site now and I'm not planning on making any.

I guess that's it.