Even after she warned us like that, Joey and I still couldn't resist starting something before she came out. It started quite innocently.
"Did you check this stuff out when you got it?" Joey said poking his index finger into the glass.
"No. Why?" I said walking over to him. I put two fingers in the slightly warm liquid, and saw what he was talking about.
"Weird," I said, rubbing my thumb against my slickened fingers. "It's sorta like Vaseline, but slipperier and thinner. Is KY like this?"
"I don't know. Ted didn't show me, and I never actually opened the tubes I got. Awe, shit. We don't have the rubbers... Oh well..."
"I don't think we're gonna get shit on our dicks. At least I know I'm not from doin' you. Not after hearing you moaning and groaning on the can like that."
"Heh. Well, I didn't want to take the chance you getting grossed out and never fucking my butt again."
"You don't have to worry about that," I said, running my slicked up fingers through his crack. He gasped, and almost fell when his legs suddenly went wobbly. He had to grab on to me for a moment, and by that time, both our flagpoles were at full mast.
"She'll kill us if she finds out," he said stepping up to me, somehow managing to prevent our pricks from poking us while he wrapped his arms around me at the waist. Our hot tingling dicks were side my side, trapped between us.
"We'll die happy then," as I met his lips with mine. As our kissing became more passionate, we began pressing our pulsing rods into each other's lower tummy, grinding them when they touched each other. Both sets of our hands instinctively worked their way lower, and lower, until we were having to literally take turns hopping up so we could let the other run their hand across our crack.
Luckily we heard Suzi shut the shower off and get out. We broke apart, knowing if we didn't break our physical contact, we would not have been able to stop again. I was leaking precum, and noticed we both had quite a bit on our lower stomachs. I pointed out to Joey he had some precum seeping out of his, then wiped some up with my finger and tasted it. I literally had to push Joey away, for he had started to kneel down to take mine into his mouth.
"I can't leave you two alone for five minutes, can I," Suzi said, standing at the bathroom door drying her hair with a towel. Even if she hadn't seen Joey getting up from his knees, she would have known from the way our bodies glistened with sweat.
"Well, I'm not going to wait any longer," Joey said as he took the glass to plunge his dick in it. He saw that it would have overflowed the glass if he had, so he slipped past Suzi and was pouring part of it into another glass as he came back out. Suzi was still working her hair with the towel when Joey handed her the second glass and said, "Suz, would you care to have the honor to lube Tim's ass?"
She smiled a dirty smile, tossed the towel into the bathroom, and said, "You bet YOUR ass I do."
I laid down on my tummy on the bed while Suzi poured some right on my crack. It quickly ran down, and I had to press my thighs tightly to keep the sheets from getting messed up. I shuddered with pleasure when Suzi slid her hand through the slippery stuff. But then I gave out a "Ack!" when her fingernail grazed my hole.
"Sorry Timmy," she said rubbing my rose. "I think this would be a lot easier if you laid some pillows under you or something."
"Actually, I had always imagined it would be you under me when Joey did this, but I don't think it would work. At least not for our first time anyway. It would have been cool to lose both virginities at the same moment, though."
Suzi went and got a towel to wipe up some of the excess. Joey was getting impatient. He had been lubed and ready to go before I had even laid down on the bed. But he knew better than to try and hurry Suzi.
Once my butt was up in the air, Suzi gave it another go, this time not putting nearly as much on me. She quickly saw that her fingernails were going to force her to let Joey loosen me up instead of her.
"Damn it," she said, startling both Joey and I with her sudden cuss. She had never said that before in our company, and she rarely cussed at all.
"Joey, I can't do this without hurting him with my nails, so you'll have to do it," she said as she backed away from me on the bed.
"Sorry, Suz," Joey said sincerely. But he didn't waste any time taking her place at my back end.
"You know," Joey began as his finger started to rub my puckered hole. "If I wasn't so grossed out by the idea, I think I would be using my tongue right now, not my finger.."
That triggered not only a moan from me, but also made me push like I was gonna poop. My hole opened up momentarily, and Joey slipped one finger inside. That made me moan again, but at a completely different pitch.
His finger was sending wonderful sensations to my brain. When I instantly puckered back up, Joey finger felt incredible. I almost came right then and there.
"Heh, Ted said that would work. He uses that line on every girl he does the first time." My only reply was another moan, followed by releasing and puckering my rose several times.
When he began to push his finger in and out, I nearly came again. I felt myself releasing my muscles back there, and soon Joey was freely working more lube in. When he stuck the second finger in, I jerked slightly. It had been just a little bit to much for it had hurt a little.
"I guess you're as ready as your going to be," he said. Then to Suzi, "Could you put a little on me? I think it's drying up from taking this long."
Joey kept his two fingers pumping in and out of my now permitting hole.
"Okay, Timmy boy," Joey said a little nervously. I felt the tip of his slimy head touch right below it's destination. As he replace his fingers with the tip of his head, he said, "Ted said this would hurt the most. But if you push like your going to take a shit, it makes it go in easier. And the pain goes away after your ass is done stretching. Ready?"
"GRRRRRRRR," I began, but it quickly became a "RRRAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarggh!!" as Joey pushed what felt like a can of beans in my ass instead of his cock. My hole was on fire from the stretching, and my muscles involuntarily began to pucker my hole, which increased the strain. Even though my eyes were clamped shut, I had tears running down my face.
"GAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH" I said as tried to keep myself from pulling away.
"Come ON Tim.. PUSH!" Joey said. He, however, wasn't trying to push it in to me anymore, letting me get used to it before going any further. I could see that I would have to go through the pain again if he didn't do it all at once.
"JOEY, Get it in ALL THE WAY!" I yelled, almost choking on my own tongue. I bore down, and forced myself to shit with all my might. When he felt that, Joey unintentionally pulled back before he rammed it home.
"AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGG!!" I mentioned.
Joey, on the other hand, moaned in pleasure, then said, "Hold on Tim. It has to start feeling better soon... Fuck this is good. You're so... tight."
"Let's see how YOU like it when I'M Splitting YOUR Ass in two!" I cried out.
But after probably another thirty seconds, I did start to feel the pain start to decrease.
"Okay I think it's starting to get better. Just hold it there for minute." I said as I wiped my sweaty teary face against my arm.
Suzi stuck her face in front of mine. "Maybe I spoke too soon about blocking the pain for us," she said only half jokingly. Then seriously, "Are you feeling better yet?"
"Yeah, I guess. Shit it hurt. But now it's really starting to.. Arggg!!" I said as Joey pulled back a little.
"Sorry.." he said. "I just kinda lost my balance for a sec. It's getting kind hard standing on my knees on this waterbed."
"Okay, I guess if you go real slow, you can try pulling out a little. But what ever you do, don't pull it out. I'm not doing this again." Then I added, "At least not tonight, anyway."
"Okay.." Joey said. He began to pull back slowly, and I found myself fighting back the tears again. But as soon as he stopped the movement, the pain all but disappeared.
I released a breath of relief, then said, "Man, the pain practically stopped when you did. I'll start pushing out, then you push it back in."
"K," Joey said relieved.
I started pushing the shitting muscles again, and this time when Joey started in again, the pain was much less, and I even felt some pleasure mixed in.
"Keep going Joey," I gasped out when his thigh reached my butt cheek. "It's starting to feel good."
As Joey slowly made another full cycle, I found the pain nearly gone. His dick was really starting to feel good, and after he did it again, I was ready for more.
"Faster man." I gasped. He started quickening the pace. After three or four more humps, I joined in Joey's grunts of pleasure. My dick was oozing with precum, and as he started to really pump into me, I started to meet his thrusts, and hump the pillow on his back stroke.
I suddenly found the pillows below me being tugged away. Joey slowed down, then stopped all together as Suzi was trying to climb under me. Joey popped his dick out, making us both laugh at the sound, but Suzi was too far gone in her lust to even notice.
As I lowered myself down on her, her pussy muscles clamped onto my dick with incredible strength. We had never seen her so turned on before. Suzi immediately started humping and wiggling so much, Joey couldn't get my ass to hold still long enough to get it in again. He also saw it wasn't as high as he would like it, so we made Suzi hold still long enough to put a pillow under her ass and let Joey get back in me.
The pain returned briefly when he did, but was gone by the time Joey pulled back. He didn't waste any time getting back up to speed, and soon all three of us were grunting and moaning our pleasures out, lost in our sea of sexual motion.
I felt Joey increase his speed suddenly, indicating he was close to cumming. I didn't want it to end so soon after it began, so I forced his climax to wait. I had to do the same thing to Suzi a moment later, and nearly came myself from the notion of what I did. I linked us up and went limp, making them do all the work to bring me to an orgasm. Only then would they have their own too.
I never got the chance to carry out my plan because I quickly saw they were tiring way too fast. So in a surge of sexual energy, I quickly made up for my laziness, and in ten strokes our orgasms exploded.
None of us have a clear memory of what it felt like for it overloaded our pleasure centers and knocked me and Suzi out. I came to a moment later with Joey thrusting with all is might into me, releasing his hot seed deep into my rectum. That retriggered my own orgasm, which also woke up Suzi and retriggered hers. Joey collapsed on top of me, and no more than five seconds later, I collapsed on top of Suzi.
Suzi's ass was touching the flat surface of the waterbed from the weight of two people on top of her. After she quickly came out of her orgasmic high, she was struggling for freedom. Joey was about to get off, when I signaled to him not to, and took some of the weight off of Suzi so she wouldn't leave either. My only slightly hard dick inside Suzi, and Joey's inside me was bliss in itself.
I felt complete.
We laid there, each of us very happy and content, until my muscles started to cramp from my efforts to support Joey's weight. His dick popped out with only a sloppy sound, and I felt an emptiness within me.
I rolled off Suzi, who almost leapt of the bed, running to the bathroom. She didn't close the door before she sat down on the pot and peed. When she realized Joey and I were both watching her, she blushed fiercely and whined, "Stop lookin' at me.."
Joey just looked at me with a grin, then turned serious and said, "Hey, Tim?"
"So, what DO they do with the cow?"