Jackie? Is that you?

* Yeah, Mike. What's the matter?

Nothing Jack. Nothing. I've just missed you so much. I wanted to phone and tell you.

* Oh, you sweetie. I've only been gone a few days.

I know, but I can't stand it. Are you sure you need to stay for the whole semester?

* Well, of course I do, silly. How else am I going to pass?

Oh, well I had to ask.

* Are you sure you're alright?

Yeah, I am. Honest. I wish you could be with me though.

* So do I, but it's not to be.

Especially at night.

* At night?

In bed.

* Oh.

That's the worst.

* I know what you mean. I dreamt about you last night.

You did?

* Uh huh. Hold on. I'm just shutting the door....... It was a rude dream.

Yeah?

* Yeah. Erotic. We were making love under a waterfall, and I woke up.

Wow.

* Before we finished.

That was bad luck.

* Yeah. Mike?

Yeah.

* We've never discussed this before, but I was so horny...

Yeah.

* And I, well...

What?

* I put my hand down there, and...

God.

* I don't know what words to use. Played with myself.

You did?

* Uh huh. I was so horny. I hope you're not mad.

Why would I be mad?

* Well, I feel guilty about it.

You shouldn't.

* No?

No.

* Oh, good. It was quite nice.

I bet.

* Not as nice as if you were there.

Thanks.

* No really.

Okay. You know what?

* What?

Thinking about you doing that... it makes me horny.

* It does?

Yep. I'm umm...getting hard as we speak.

* Oh. Well, we should have discussed this before.

We should. Tell me more.

* Well, my roommate wasn't there. She was out with her boyfriend I suppose.

Uh huh.

* And I was thinking about you when I went to bed.

You were?

* Oh, yeah. I was.

What about?

* Oh, just how you cuddle me. You know, that bear hug thing you do.

Oh.

* You were expecting something else?

Well, that's not exactly sexy, is it?

* Yes it is.

It is?

* Yeah.

You never told me that.

* I ... well, I suppose not. It is though.

Yeah?

* It makes me all warm and squooshy.

Squooshy?

* Yeah, like safe, and content and relaxed.

Oh. Cool.

* And wet.

What?

* Oh, do I have to just tell you?

Yes.

* Men! Down there. Between my legs. It makes me hot.

A hug?

* Oh, yeah. Just thinking about it now does too.

Oh. Well hey.

* Anyway, I was telling you about last night. So I was thinking about you hugging me, and then I went to sleep.

Just like that?

* Well no. I read a book for a bit, to distract myself, you know.

Why?

* Well, because I didn't want to, you know. Do that.

Why not?

* I told you already. It makes me feel guilty.

It shouldn't. And.

* Well, the book wasn't working, so I put it down, and curled up and went to sleep.

What were you wearing?

* What?

In bed. PJs. Nightie. What?

* Oh... nothing.

Nothing?

* Nope.

You don't do that here.

* I know. That's because you get in bed after me, and make me cold, if I don't wear something.

Oh. That's news.

* Well now you know.

Okay, so you were alone, naked and feeling sexy, but you went to sleep.

* Yep. I'm not a man Mike. I've got some self control.

Alright. Alright. Then what?

* Well, the dream. We had gone to the lake for a picnic, and then there was no one there, and we had taken our clothes off for...

You've never done that!

* ...a swim. It was a dream, Mike. And we had swum out into the lake.

Was it warm?

* Yeah, the water was warm, and it was a nice warm sunny day. You had a cute butt.

I did? Do I not normally?

* Oh yeah, you do. But dreams make these things better. You know.

I suppose. What about yours?

* Mine?

Butt.

* Oh. How the hell would I know. I couldn't see it.

Oh yeah. Okay. I bet it was though. It always is.

* Why thank you. Anyway, we were out in the lake, and I dove under the water, and swam between your legs.

Oh.

* And I looked up, and you had an erection.

So I should have, skinny dipping with you.

* Good point. Anyway, I swam back, and put my mouth over it, licked it a bit, and then popped up for a breath.

You've never done that, either.

* Yeah, alright. It's not gross in a dream.

Oh.

* Actually, when I get back, I wouldn't mind trying that again. I might have been wrong.

Yeah?

* Yeah.

Cool. Now my cock is really hard.

* Say ‘penis'

Penis?

* Yep. ‘Cock' is gross.

Oh. Well my penis is getting harder. Get on with the story.

* It was you that interrupted, you know. Anyway, I suggested that we find somewhere to continue.

You suggested?

* Yeah, why?

Well dear, you never suggest.

* I do so.

Never. It's always me.

* Well, you're always interrupting other things.

I am?

* Yep.

Oh. Shit, I'm finding out heaps today.

* Not just bad stuff though. God, I'm getting horny telling this to you.

You're not the only one. So we found a waterfall?

* Yeah. It was a small one, and the water was quite warm. We did it doggy style.

Oh yeah!

* You like that, don't you?

I do. We don't do that very often.

* I'm usually so tired. We must make more time.

We must.

* Anyway, I was crouching on the rocks on my hand and knees...

I bet your butt was looking cute then.

* And you were crouching behind me, and the water was spraying down on us...

God!

* ...and You leaned forward and scraped your fingernails down my spine. I nearly came on the spot.

You've got a thing about that finger scraping deal.

* I do. And then you slowly worked your penis inside me. All the water made everything very slippery.

This is a hell of a dream.

* It is. And then you started to work it in and out, and I was getting closer and closer. And then I woke up.

Then?

* Right then.

What a bummer.

* It was. And I was feeling so horny. I wanted you to put it in me.

Hell, I want to put it in you now.

* Mmm... that would be nice.

Not just for you.

* Hey, wanna know something?

You bet.

* My panties are damp from telling you this.

Are they?

* They are. I'm hornier now than I was then.

You should see my co... penis.

* That's better. I wonder. Do you think I should...

Oh yeah. You should. Tell me.

* Okay. I'll just lock that door. Hold on.

Okay.

* I'm back. Are you sure this is alright?

Of course. Unless you are going to get caught.

* No, the door's locked now.

What are you wearing now?

* You guys are very visual, aren't you? I've got a skirt and t-shirt on.

Oh. Cute.

* And those black silk panties.

Oh. Now that's sexy. Feel them.

* They are all damp and warm.

Oh God.

* You're playing with yourself, aren't you?

How can you tell?

* It's your breathing. Don't go too fast. I want to catch up.

Don't talk like that. No, on second thought, do. Tell me what you are doing.

* I've got my skirt up around my waist out of the way, and I'm lying on the bed, with my legs apart.

Jackie, this isn't like you at all.

* Oh, yes it is! But it's been a while.

Oh. Jackie.

* Yes.

Put your hand down inside.

* Okay... Oh, it's soaking wet down here.

Oh God.

* Shut up for a minute. I'm taking my finger out. It's all wet and slippery. I'm rubbing it on myself. You know where.

Use the words Jack. It won't hurt you.

* My clitoris. I'm rubbing around my clit. It feels sooo good.

God Jack. I like it when you talk like this.

* You do? I'm rubbing it directly now. Fast. It's all pointy and hard, like a little penis.

I'm rubbing my cock too Jack. I'm going to come soon.

* I'm just holding the phone with my head on my shoulder. My other hand is down in my cunny. I'm starting to quiver Mike.

Oh god. I say that a lot, don't I?

* Shh. I'm rubbing the lips down there through my panties. The silk feels great.

My cock's about to burst.

* I'm gonna come Mike!

So am I honey.

* Ooh. A bit more.... Oh, here we go. Oh, I'm rubbing real fast now hon. Oh, that's the one. Oooooh. God, that's good. My whole body is shaking.

Here it comes. Oh, I'm spurting all over my shirt.

* Jesus, I hope no one heard me.

I hope so too.

* Mike, I'm still rubbing. I'm gonna come again.

Already?

* It's so hot. Oh, it's oh. Oh. Oh. Oh fuck, that's good. My cunt just exploded. God.

Where the hell did that language come from? And what have you done with my Jackie?

* It's me honey. It just slipped out. I couldn't help it.

I can understand that. It can be our secret.

* Good. I wouldn't want people to think I spoke like that.

Hey, you know what?

* What?

Well, even though I miss you heaps, this is really good.

* You're right. You'll have to call me again.

I will. Tomorrow. Count on it. I gotta go clean this up in case someone turns up here.

* Okay. Oh, and Mike.

Yep.

* If I have any more of those dreams, you can be sure I'll tell you.

Good.

* But I won't feel guilty about... you know.

Masturbating. You can say that.

* No I can't. But I can do it!

That's good enough.

* Night honey. Sweet dreams.

You too. Until tomorrow.