I'm Really Sorry, But...

21MAY12
I'm really sorry to do this, but I am removing most of my stories from this archive.

The reason is quite simple: I have been laid off, and this site competes with my publishing company. Every story downloaded from here is a potential sale lost. I have been a proponent of free speech and art for art's sake, but when the house note is due, seeing a sizeable number of weekly downloads (1000+ per week) is of faint usefulness.

To be quite frank, I wrote for the kind comments I received. In the past year, comments have been nearly non-existent. Story ratings have dried up too, so that out of the 1000 stories read, I might get one rating back.

I hope you can see my reasoning, and can feel supportive. Thank you in advance.

Now, if you need a creampie erotica fix, I can point you to a couple places:

  • My publishing company, which will in turn tell you where you can buy my stories. Presently, they cost 99 cents for about 50 pages of material—an average of five stories. I honestly will be thankful if you buy a volume or two.

  • My Yahoo! Group, where free stories and a rousing exchange of ideas occurs.

  • You can feel free to beg me. I used to be in the erotica game for the comments, and I can still be persuaded by a thorough ass-kissing. Send me email, and tell me which story you really really REALLY need to read.

  • There are still a few free ones here, if you can mouse hover and see. ;-)

Thanks again for your understanding.

Story Archive

Welcome!

This is the official repository of my creampie-related stories. Not every story has a creampie in it, but nearly every one does. If you don't know what a creampie is, read a story and find out.

Hardly any of these stories are true, but some are. However, they are all honest, including as much of my personality as I can. The stories oftten include personal bits, and when you have read enough of them you could probably pick me out of a police lineup. For example, you may come to learn that I have a fetish for bob haircuts and for strap-ons. You'll find a lot of these in my stories, sometimes simultaneously!

I also try to infuse my stories with a [perhaps twisted] sense of humor or unique perspective. Sometimes there are inside jokes, and I always go for a clever, unexpected "take" on a situation. On the other hand, maybe I am just too full of shit for words!

One thing though. I am a congenial person, affable as Larry David might say. But, steal my work and I will pull out your nose hairs with a sledgehammer. So, please respect my ownership of my stories, and give me proper credit. I don't mind you posting the stories elsewhere, as long as I get credit and you tell me beforehand. Pretty simple to avoid the sledgehammer, right?


 
 

The Stories

This is the order I posted them, with the original recorded posting date.

Note that I have now updated the NOTES inside the story to point to this archive site and my current email. If you get a bad link, send me email or visit the group and let me know.

  1. 17AUG99 Creampie Eater (MMF, oral, swing cumeating)
    My first posted story...
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  2. 21AUG99 {ASS} First Creampie (MF, cons?, oral, first)
    Maybe my favorite; the story of how my wife helped overcome my "post orgasm blues" so that I could eat my first creampie. - This was reviewed by Celeste....
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  3. 23AUG99 {Creampie Eater} new "Creampie Threesome" (MFM oral cheat) <*>
    The "<*>" symbol requests a review by Celeste, but she reviewed "First Creampie" instead.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  4. 24AUG99 {ASS} "Tied & Creampied" (mFM oral bd Ds nc?) by Creampie Eater
    After reading a lot on the subject, including the ongoing thread on alt.sex.stories.d, this story marks my adoption of the standard "ASS" subject line.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  5. 25AUG99 {ASS} "Creampie Fetish" (MFM oral swing) by Creampie Eater
    I introduce another of my fetishes
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  6. 27AUG99 {ASS} "Creampie Wife" (FM, oral) by Creampie Eater
    Wife makes me eat my first creampie.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  7. 28AUG99 {ASS} "Gang Creampie" (M+F+ gang oral cheat) by Creampie Eater
    This got me the most email. You are some wild SOB's, aren't you?!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  8. 31AUG99 {ASS} "Creampie Sub" (Fm, MFM, oral, voy) by Creampie Eater
    A tiny story written about FemDom by request.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  9. 01SEP99 {ASS} "Hurricane Creampie" (M+F+ group oral) by Creampie Eater
    Mark from "Gang Creampie" returns for our drunken trip to Bourbon Street
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  10. 02SEP99 {ASS} "Creampie Poker" (M+F+ group oral) by Creampie Eater
    A kinky game of cards, from an idea by an Aussie friend of mine.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  11. 05SEP99 {ASS} "Chicago (Cream)Pie" (MFM oral swing) by Creampie Eater
    I meet a couple on line... and at the Chicago Hilton.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  12. 10SEP99 {ASS} "Creampie Train" (MF oral spoiler) by Creampie Eater
    A pun-filled self-indulgence, possibly posted 8 Sep 99 and subsequently cancelled. I had a lot of fun writing this.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  13. 10SEP99 {ASS} "My Husband Becomes A Creampie Slut" (MF M+F oral gang) by Creampie Eater
    A story written for "Lapper" and not in my usual style. Still, it is a horny cream-centric story.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  14. 14SEP99 {ASS} "Shaving Creampie" (MF oral) by Creampie Eater
    Another wife story, with initial angst and conflict ending in love and cream filling. Pulitzer Prize candidate, I am sure. This could be my year to win.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  15. 16SEP99 {ASS} "Condom Creampie" (FMF, oral, voy, mild incest?) by Creampie Eater
    A story about fantasy fulfillment for female cousins. Lots of oral, and safe sex too! Who says I don't listen to the critics?! NOTE: Modified from the original posted story because someone coincidentally named the same as one of the characters insisted that rename the character. May have been a mistake on her part.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  16. 22SEP99 {ASS} "Society Creampie" (M+F FFM+m nc bd) by Creampie Eater
    A society couple has a kinky lifestyle... but do they both enjoy it? Be careful, because this story has some twists that might squick you.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  17. 28SEP99 {ASS} "Creampie Sissy" (FM MM MFM Fdom Tv) by Creampie Eater
    Another harder core story, this one features me as a "sissy" maid. If you are upset by male-male sex, avoid this story.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  18. 19OCT99 {ASS} "Panty Creampie" (FM F+M group nc/reluc) by Creampie Eater
    Written by request, a college student is caught and blackmailed into servitude to another coed, and more.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  19. 22OCT99 {ASS} "Creampie Game" (MF FFM MFM oral swing quickie) by Creampie Eater
    A short story, written because I got all hot and bothered at an image that popped in and stuck.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  20. 1NOV99{ASS} "Creampie Swingers" (MF FF MFM oral swing) by Creampie Eater
    I find I am liking the idea of writing from my partner's perspective. She also likes eating creampies. :)
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  21. 3NOV99 {ASS} "Creampie Cockman" (MF MFM oral anal swing) by Creampie Eater
    Reluctant hubby learns the benefits of creampie eating. Yet another attempt to get you to ask me to meet. :)
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  22. 10NOV99 {ASS} "Creampie Sandwich" (MF FF Group Ds) by Creampie Eater
    Must I force her to eat a creampie? No, but she likes it that way.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  23. 24NOV99 {ASS} "Creampie Lunch Bunch" (MFM MM) by Creampie Eater
    What if I were willing to do both partners of a couple? Hmmmmm.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  24. 29NOV99 {ASS} "Creampie Strap-On" (MF anal strap-on) by Creampie Eater
    What if my female lover were willing to do me?! Be careful because this story features a lot of male anal sex toy action.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  25. 13DEC99 {ASS} "Creampie 3-way" (MF FMM bi creampie) by Creampie Eater
    Written by request, I meet with a couple. The woman has some kinky MM fantasies.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  26. 21DEC99 {ASS} "Creampie Prom Date" (MF FF group creampie) by Creampie Eater
    Written by request, here is a story of highschool kinksters, who become creampie eaters all, on their Prom night.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  27. 21DEC99 {ASS} "Creampied and Broken" (MF FF S/M D/s group creampie) by Creampie Eater
    Written as a gift to a very special friend, this is a different kind of story from me. Be aware that it portrays extreme stuff. And yes, I really DID post two new stories in one day! :)
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  28. 5JAN00 {ASS} "IMO Creampies Are Best" (FMM creampie) by Creampie Eater
    Why is it sexy to wacth a couple in action? Find out my opinion.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  29. 9JAN00{ASS} "Creampie Fluffer" (FM M+F bi gang FemDom) by Creampie Eater
    Watch out. Male bisex and FemDom inside this story.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  30. 10FEB00{ASS} "Babydoll Creampie" (FM tv FemDom? reluc) by Creampie Eater
    A story oddly inspired by Radio personality Dr. Joy Browne
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  31. 16FEB00{ASS} "Model Creampie" (FM FF group) by Creampie Eater
    Girlfriend is model, then becomes wife and porn hottie. Together they share protein diet.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  32. 14MAR00{ASS} "Creampie Cum" (MF cuckhold? wifeslut?) by Creampie Eater
    Man enjoys his wife's enjoying another man.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  33. 14APR00{ASS} "Creampie Slutwife Dancer" (M+F wifeslut) by Creampie Eater
    A society wife comes home to hubby after an "engagement".
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  34. 3JUN00{ASS} "Creampie Junky" (FF MFF) by Creampie Eater
    A couple plots to satisfy their desire to try a creampie.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  35. 30JUN00{ASS} "Creampie Cuckold" (M+/F Wife) by Creampie Eater
    Not my normal style, this was written in about ten minutes. :) Note: NOT universally approved of by my reviewers.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  36. 30JUN00{ASSM} "Creampie Illness" (MF M+/F wife reluc?) by Creampie Eater
    The poor man is sick, but will he seek the treatment he needs?
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  37. 05NOV00{ASSM} "Creampie Frustration" (MF FF FFM bond Ds) by Creampie Eater
    A man is tormented by his sexy wife... wish it were me!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  38. 26NOV00{ASSM} "Preggy Creampie " (FF FFM rom?) by Creampie Eater
    Don't you think pregnant women are sexy? I do!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  39. 7DEC00{ASSM} "Creampie Massage" (MMF) by Creampie Eater
    Posted in 2 Parts, this is a big story about my last trip to Honolulu and the hookup I never made.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  40. 8DEC00{ASSM} "Christmas Creampie" (MFM) by Creampie Eater
    This is my Y2K Christmas story, submitted to Celeste for her Best New Christmas Story competition. Yes, Elena does believe in Santa Claus. :)
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  41. 14DEC00{ASSM} "Creampie Neighbor" (MF Cheat) by Creampie Eater
    A short story, written by request. Who says all my stories have to be epics?
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  42. 22DEC00{ASSM} "Creampie Bondage" (M+F MM Bd wife) by Creampie Eater
    A man gets more than he planned on when he and his wife hire a Domme to introduce them to the lifestyle.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  43. 22DEC00{ASSM} "Creampie Hypnosis" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    Husband and wife go to a hypnotist to stop smoking. <wink> And, yes, I did once again post two stories in one day.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  44. 22DEC00{ASSM} "Creampie Pet" (FF Fdom humil) by Creampie Eater
    A hubby gets leashed by his wife and her girlfriend. And, if you are keeping count, that was three new stories in one day.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  45. 26DEC00{ASSM} "Creampie Reluctance" (bi tv orgy reluc) by Creampie Eater
    Not that it would ever happen, but what if Creampie Eater were forced to do something he didn't want to?
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  46. 26DEC00{ASSM} "Creampie Mummy" (MF cons reluc) by Creampie Eater
    What do you get when you cross paybacks and cling wrap? This story isn't for the claustrapobhic
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  47. 7JUN01{ASSM} "Bringing Home the Creampie " (slutwife) by Creampie Eater
    Slutwife goes to see River Dance, then brings her husband home a milky river of her own.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  48. 12JUN01{ASSM} "Birthday Creampie " (MF MM cuck) by Creampie Eater
    Written by request for a club members birthday, this tale is of a man putting the "bi" into "birthday".
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  49. 26JUL01{ASSM} "Creampie Cabin" (MF rom) by Creampie Eater
    Skinnydippy in a cold lake requires a little heat generation, don't you think?
    Rating: {*} {*} {*}
  50. 27JUL01{ASSM} "Creampie Slut" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    As many men as this slut has had, you'd think one of them would clean up after himself. Men!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  51. 28JUL01{ASSM} "X10 Creampie" (MF MMMF cheat cuck) by Creampie Eater
    There's a reason spying on people is considered poor behaviour.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  52. 14AUG01{ASSM} "Chasing James" (MM MF MFMF interr rom) by Creampie Eater
    I wondered what would happen if I "became" bisexual, and I started as a homosexual? Interracial themes too, so caveat lector!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  53. 17AUG01{ASSM} "Creampie Wedding" (MF cuck rom) by Creampie Eater
    Written by request for a fan. Man marries a party girl and they start their life together off right!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  54. 21AUG01{ASSM} "Creampie Airman" (MF MFM exhib cuck rom) by Creampie Eater
    Loosely based on a true story, a man comes to grips with his highly sexual girlfriend.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  55. 5OCT01{ASSM} "Hotel Creampie Pickup" (MF cheat) by Creampie Eater
    Suggested by a female fan, a man finds himself picking up a hotel hottie, just when he needs it most.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  56. 6OCT01{ASSM} "From Staid To Creampie Sexpot" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    Suggested by a female fan, a woman adopts her sister's sexy outlook on life.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
    NOTE THAT "Hotel Creampie Pickup" & "From Staid To Creampie Sexpot" operate as a "pair" of stories.
  57. 9NOV01{ASSM} "Trick or Creampie" (MF M+m D/s TV) by Creampie Eater
    Another suggestion from the female fan, a wife treats her husband to a trick or two.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  58. 7DEC01{ASSM} " Creampie Leftovers" (MF Inc?) by Creampie Eater
    A soccer tournament after Thanksgiving leads to some unexpected leftovers.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  59. 9DEC01{ASSM} " Creampie Helper" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    I spend an afternoon helping a friend unpack after moving, and then I show how I prefer to "cleanup."
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  60. 16DEC01{ASSM} "Miss Eggnog" (MF nc gang?) by Creampie Eater
    I'll never enjoy eggnog quite the same again!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  61. 16DEC01{ASSM} "Caren Creampie" (MF nc?) by Creampie Eater
    Caren from Creampie Helper reappears at my Christmas party. :)
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  62. 17DEC01{ASSM} "Blackmail Creampie" (MMF nc?) by Creampie Eater
    Be careful who you give information to online, because you may end up blackmailed.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  63. 29DEC01{ASSM} "Make a Wish" (MF rom) by Creampie Eater
    This is one of two stories that share a common beginning and conclude in wildly different ways.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  64. 29DEC01{ASSM} "Wish Come True" (Fm rom) by Creampie Eater
    This is one of two stories that share a common beginning and conclude in wildly different ways. This also concludes my 2001 Quintet of Christmas stories.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
    NOTE THAT "Make a Wish" & "Wish Come True" operate as a pair to complete a common opening scene. Currently, the ending of "Make a Wish" is preferred by 2/3 of those who have voted. If you read one, you gotta read both to find out why!
  65. 2JAN02{ASSM} "Bringing Home the New Year" (MF gang cuck) by Creampie Eater
    Husbands, be thoughtful during the holidays, or this could happen. :)
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  66. 6JAN02{ASSM} "Creampie Juror" (MFFM Bd voy nc?) by Creampie Eater
    Now, this makes me want to be on a jury pool! A poor female jurist much observe some creamy evidence.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  67. 23FEB02{ASSM} "Caught on Camera" (FM F+M blackmail interr nc?) by Creampie Eater
    Make one mistake and you might have to make restitution for the rest of your life. That's not so bad when the payment is creamy. :)
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  68. 03APR02{ASSM} "My Wife and the Lumberjack" (MF cuck) by Creampie Eater
    A quickie about a couple who go trolling for men in the hick towns of Texas. This weekend, they caught one!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  69. 03APR02{ASSM} "My Friend Jota" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    Another quickie about when I went over to help an old friend fix her printer. Note, this story ended up true! Whoo hoo!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  70. 03APR02{ASSM} "My Friend Jota (revisited)" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    I found some problems with my friend Jota. What happens when I fix her instead of the printer?
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  71. 16APR02{ASSM} "The Babysitter" (MF MFM cheat) by Creampie Eater
    A long coming-of-age story about a man, his wife, and the babysitter. This one is written from the babysitter's perspective, full of teen anguish.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  72. 16APR02{ASSM} "Taboo" (MF MM MFM? inc?) by Creampie Eater
    Friends since primary school learn about taboos.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  73. 16APR02{ASSM} "Gangbang Gina" (oral rom) by Creampie Eater
    The aftermath of a gangbang can be quite interesting. :)
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  74. 11MAY02{ASSM} "Turnabout" (MF Femdom rom) by Creampie Eater
    What would happen if my wife started caring about my hopes, desires, and fantasies? She never will, but thinking about it is fun.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  75. 14MAY02{ASSM} "Addictions" (MF rom) by Creampie Eater
    Who said co-dependency couldn't be fun?
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  76. 29JUL02{ASSM} "The Bull" (M+F wife Fdom interr) by Creampie Eater
    What if it isn't my baby? What if the father isn't white? That's the chance you take when your wife gives you what you want.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  77. 29JUL02{ASSM} "The Recording" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    Is it called "voyeurism" if you listen to sex? Listen in as a man get his first creampie... like it or not.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  78. 24OCT02{ASSM} "Foibles" (MF Cheat) by Creampie Eater
    An exploration of my personal fetishes, and what happens whem I suck-cum to them. :)
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  79. 12NOV02{ASSM} "Facial Payment" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    A twist on "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours", a woman makes her hubby pay for the facial he wants to give her... in advance.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  80. 27NOV02{ASSM} "WKReamPie" (MF rom) by Creampie Eater
    Les Nessman proves that he isn't a turkey! My salute to one of the funniest episodes ever on TV.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  81. 11DEC02{ASSM} "How I Spent My Bonus" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    With some extra money, I pay to satisfy my deepest fetishes.
    (Compare to #86, How We Spent My Bonus)
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  82. 11DEC02{ASSM} "Creampie Machine" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    My wife borrows, literally, a sex machine from a friend and we have some fun.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  83. 29DEC02{ASSM} "Creampie Charity Event" (MF, true) by Creampie Eater
    I went to a charity shindig to please my wife, and I was pleased in return. True story of our evening at a service league auction and the aftermath.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  84. 29DEC02{ASSM} "Black-owned Creampie" (MF, FF, interr, D/s) by Creampie Eater
    Just when I find happiness, I find my girlfriend is owned by another.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  85. 29DEC02{ASSM} "Creampie Bunko" (FF, group) by Creampie Eater
    Here's my guess at the activity that happens when women play Bunko.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  86. 30DEC02{ASSM} "How We Spent My Bonus" (MF, rom) by Creampie Eater
    I've already written how I would like to spend my bonus. Here's what happens when my wife and I jointly spend it.
    (Compare to #81, How I Spent My Bonus)
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  87. 15APR03{ASSM} "Creampie Conference" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    What happens when I go to a conference and get bored at a reception? The result is anything but boring!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  88. 15APR03{ASSM} "Creampie Hookup" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    Looking for a hookup, I am in for surprise!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  89. 15APR03{ASSM} "Safesex Gangbang Creampie" (MMF) by Creampie Eater
    I join a couple for a "safe" gangbang. This may set a record for the number of condoms used in one of my stories!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  90. 28APR03{ASSM} "Caren for Easter" (MF FMF) by Creampie Eater
    My wife and I go back to Dallas to meet Caren and Mitch for Easter, and I don't eat a chocolate bunny!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  91. 01JUN03{ASSM} "Jota and Her Hubby" (MMF bi creampie) by Creampie Eater
    Jota (from 'My Friend Jota') returns for more fun, this time sharing her hubby.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  92. 01JUN03{ASSM} "My 40th Birthday" (MF creampie rom) by Creampie Eater
    I celebrate my 40th birthday with an unexpected bang. True story!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  93. 04JUN03{ASSM} "The Making of an Amateur Strap-on Video" (FM FFM MM strap) by Creampie Eater
    A really old story I re-found, I give into my bi-sexual and submissive craving for strap-on sex, and happen to become a film star in the process. Note the change in point of view in Part 2.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  94. 04JUN03{ASSM} "The Salon Changed My Life!" (MF FM creampie) by Creampie Eater
    A woman's life is changed by a trip to a salon, where she gets more than a new hairdo, she gets a new attitude. This is unfinished, and I need help deciding on whether to finish it or not. This is a story I found when I was looking for the one above.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  95. 17JUL03{ASSM} "Creampie Geocaching!" (MF creampie) by Creampie Eater
    My newest hobby, geocaching, turns out to have an unexpected and creamy benefit.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  96. 17JUL03{ASSM} "The Guaddess" (MF FMF creampie smother) by Creampie Eater
    My fiance forces an ex-Park Ranger on me when I go backcountry hiking. Turns out, resistance is NOT futile!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  97. 17JUL03{ASSM} "Crossing the Line" (MM MFM) by Creampie Eater
    After a day of downloading porn, I make a decision that changes my life.
    Warning: this story contains graphic male homosexuality (sensitively portrayed, of course!)
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  98. 19JUL03{ASSM} "Dog Canyon Creampie" (MF MFF) by Creampie Eater
    Another story that comes from my vacation in the West Texas mountains. If you dislike sex stories about older teens, avoid this one.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  99. 1AUG03{ASSM} "Creampie Quickie" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    Who says sex has to be languorous to be satisfying?
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  100. 9AUG03{ASSM} "Meeting a Fan" (MF true) by Creampie Eater
    I meet a fan who makes my 100th story memorable.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  101. 15AUG03{ASSM} "Forming a Habit" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    They say it takes 21 days to form a habit. So... what's the best habit to form?
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  102. 19AUG03{ASSM} "Delayed Satisfaction" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    Some girls take a long time to cum, and isn't it nice when they find satisfaction?
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  103. 9SEP03{ASSM} "Creampie Pony" (MF Ds ponygirl) by Creampie Eater
    Believe it or not, there exists a fetish culture based on women looking and acting like ponies. Somehow, I decided to write a story about it. A true one of a kind for me!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  104. 9SEP03{ASSM} "Two Real" (MF true) by Creampie Eater
    My friend Jamie and I have a pair of adventures. True Story.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  105. 3OCT03{ASSM} "Lesbian Strap-On" (FF B/d strap hair) by Creampie Eater
    A story written for a friend of mine with lesbian fantasies, and a hair fetish to boot.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  106. 12OCT03"My Boyfriend Used Me" (MF FF MFM D/s voy) by Creampie Eater
    This was written by request for a female fan. It is almost a female cuckhold story, but what are they called?
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  107. 1998"Bi-Whore" (Fm Mm femdom oral anal etc) by Creampie Eater
    This is a very dirty story of a man submitting to his Mistress, who essentially farms him out to another FemDom couple. Very filthy stuff. Hope you like it.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
    NOTE THAT this is one of the "blast from my past series". I wrote this using the Sub2Fem monniker and posted it originally in 1998. I was recently reminded of this bit of ancient history, and I am reposting them now.
  108. 1998"Strap-on Student" (Fm Oral Anal Ds Femdom water) by Creampie Eater
    This is the tale of a man who willingly gives up his tail so that his loving Mistress can teach a new Lady how to properly use a strap-on. Amazingly enough, this story also contains a little creampie eating. Imagine that! lol!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
    NOTE THAT this is one of the "blast from my past series". I wrote this using the Sub2Fem monniker and posted it originally in 1998. I was recently reminded of this bit of ancient history, and I am reposting them now.
  109. 1998"Jota's Slut Slave" (Femdom Fm bi-m strap oral anal) by Creampie Eater
    I wrote this when I was in total lust with Jota. This never came true, but many elements of it did. If nothing else, she loved the story enough to take my anal virginity.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
    NOTE THAT this is one of the "blast from my past series". I wrote this using the Sub2Fem monniker and posted it originally in 1998. I was recently reminded of this bit of ancient history, and I am reposting them now.
  110. 15NOV03{ASSM} "Condompie" (MF true) by Creampie Eater
    A true story written about how two people can enjoy each other in spite of a medical directive.
    Rating: {*} {*} {1/2*}
  111. 17NOV03{ASSM} "Cleaning Up" (FF MF FFM gang) by Creampie Eater
    A lady enjoys a gangbang, with the thought that her boyfriend would clean up. However, something goes delightfully awry!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  112. 04JAN04{ASSM} "Reconnecting" (MF Rom) by Creampie Eater
    I really miss my lover, and I hope we can reconnect.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  113. 12JAN04{ASSM} "Four Hours of Bliss" (MF Rom) by Creampie Eater
    My lover and I spend quality time together before my trip.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  114. 19JAN04{ASSM} "Creampie Lawyer" (MF MMF) by Creampie Eater
    Written by request, a lawyer loses his girlfriend, but is with her one last time.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  115. 29JAN04{ASSM} "Jane, I want to fuck you" (MF Rom) by Creampie Eater
    Jane meets her online lover, and he proves quite the sweet talker!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  116. 18MAR04{ASSM} "Switch" (MF bd sm cbt) by Creampie Eater
    Jess and Vince like playing games, much to their own discomfort
    Warning: This is much stronger than my usual stuff. May make men in particular a little squeamish
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  117. 18MAR04{ASSM} "Loser" (MF MMF swing interr) by Creampie Eater
    Hubby and wife play games, but is he really the loser?
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  118. 20MAR04{ASSM} "Showmen" (MM MMF voy) by Creampie Eater
    A man fulfills his lady's fantasy by putting on a show.
    Warning: this story contains graphic male-male sex. Good stuff, but be warned.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  119. 06APR04{ASSM} "Bi-Pie" (MMF) by Creampie Eater
    When you read this, you might decide that I'm feeling bisexual again. You'd be right.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  120. 28AUG04{ASSM} "Liar" (MM MF MFM) by Creampie Eater
    I get caught in a lie, but they don't know that!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  121. 28AUG04{ASSM} "Learning from Luke" (MF cheat) by Creampie Eater
    Woman looks outside her marriage to learn how to find satisfaction... via a creampie!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  122. 28AUG04{ASSM} "Finally?" (MM MF MMF) by Creampie Eater
    Finally! I indulge my bi-sex fantasies and just do it! (or do I?)
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  123. 28AUG04{ASSM} "This Morning" (MF true rom) by Creampie Eater
    I wrote this the afternoon after I met my lover. It's true to the best of my recollection.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  124. 28AUG04{ASSM} "Lobster" (MF MFM) by Creampie Eater
    Don't ask why his name is Lobster, because I don't know.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  125. 6SEP04{ASSM} "Cuckbuddy" (MF MFM cuck) by Creampie Eater
    Man helps out a buddy by cuckholding him. Some help, huh?
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  126. 6SEP04{ASSM} "187" (MF FMMMMM nc rom?) by Creampie Eater
    187 is the California Penal Code for murder. This is a strong story, but a love story too.
    Rating: {*} {*} {1/2*}
  127. 24NOV04{ASSM} "Creampie Art" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    With a little "help" from my lover, we make a little art.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  128. 24NOV04{ASSM} "Creampie Cruise" (MF gang rom) by Creampie Eater
    This is an enormously huge story (213Kb, 65 pages printed), not yet done (as of 24 Nov 04). Really, it is a 49 page PDF file as of now, which you can find in my Yahoo Group, in the Files area (cruise.pdf). Honestly, I recommend you look at the PDF instead of this HTML version, because the PDF is illustrated. The jist of this story is that a couple take a cruise, and discover that "what happens on the ship, stays on the ship". Thus, they go a bit crazy—which I am sure you will appreciate. I intend to finish the story (I have a night and the last day at sea to go), but I didn't want to delay this much. Enjoy!
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {*}
  129. 22FEB05{ASSM} "Biz Trip" (MF MM FF) by Creampie Eater
    On my annual trip to Washington DC, we pick up a couple to share. In a burst of creativity, I wrote this and A Capital Trip in a couple hours.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  130. 22FEB05{ASSM} "A Capital Trip" (MF strap bd) by Creampie Eater
    "My baby loves me, this I know. Why else would she be pounding my ass with the new strap-on?" :-) In a burst of creativity, I wrote this and Biz Trip in a couple hours.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  131. 22FEB05{ASSM} "Berta" (MF MM? strap bd) by Creampie Eater
    Ropes render me helpless before the strap-on prepares me for my first man.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  132. 16MAR05{ASSM} "Paradigm Shift" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    Man experiences a sudden change in his viewpoint... for the creamier.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  133. 16MAR05{ASSM} "Cassie" (MF) by Creampie Eater
    When you talk the sex talk, you gotta walk the sex walk... or else.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  134. 31MAR05{ASSM} "The View" (gang MF voy rom?) by Creampie Eater
    A husband finds a room with a view... and a glass.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  135. It's worth mentioning here, that the wide gap between 31 March and 15 May saw several stories appear on my Creampiestories Y! Group. I post everything there, some of which never makes it here. And now, back to the list.

  136. 15MAY05{ASSM} "Fugly" (MF incomplete) by Creampie Eater
    Man battles between his fetish and his regular sense of beauty, and the fetish wins. This story is unfinished, but is popular.—maybe I could be persuaded to finish?
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  137. 15MAY05{ASSM} "Soft Swing" (MF voy exhibit) by Creampie Eater
    A couple shares their sex with another couple.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  138. 15MAY05{ASSM} "Preparation" (MF strap rom) by Creampie Eater
    Preparing for sex is part of the excitement, isn't it?
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  139. 15MAY05{ASSM} "Talk About My Birthday" (gang MF voy rom?) by Creampie Eater
    I decide to ask questions about my birthday present: Rob
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*}
  140. 26JUN05{ASSM} "I Cum Running" (MF rom cons true) by Creampie Eater
    When my baby says "come", I come. This time, I came.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*}
  141. 05OCT06{ASSM} "Creampie Biker Gang" (gang MF MM) by Creampie Eater
    To join a biker group requires an initiation....
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  142. 19NOV06{ASSM} "My Fiance Has A Secret" (gang MF MFF) by Creampie Eater
    I found out that my fiance has a dark secret. We resolve that before we meet her family.
    Rating: {*} {*} {*} {*} {1/2*}
  143. Want more? I am backlogged on posting here on ASSTR. I've posted loads of stories on my Yahoo group, and never put them here. Go there if you want to read the newest stuff: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/creampiestories
  ? UNPOSTED ON USENET "The Yacht" (MF FF Rom) by Creampie Eater
A couple take a dream vacation on a yacht charter, and become lovers again. This is my highest rated story, and for good reason. Simply, it is so good that I can't bring myself to match the quality and thus add more to it. Alas and alack, I fear it will always remain imcomplete.
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Oh yes... please, no commercial usage of these stories. These are copyrighted, but distributed freely. Just because the stories don't have copyrights in the bodies doesn't mean you can steal my work. But feel free to pass them on as long as you don't modify them and you say where you got them.