Yulia Volkova
"t.A.T.u."
Lena Katina
"t.A.T.u."
Eric
"The Manager"
Recurring
Jay Leno
"Host"
Janice
"Assistant"
Deborah Vickers
"Tonight Show Producer"
The Tonight Show/ Lena and Yulia
Chapter One
Written by TVM
Copyright © 2002
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Summary: In ALL NEW premiere episode of 'The Tonight Show w/ Lena and Yulia', the Russian pop sensation known simply as t.A.T.u. (Yulia Volkova and Lena Katina) arrive in America for a media tour. With manager Eric in tow the flirty twosome begin their tour with an appearance on the nation's top rated late night series, The Tonight Show w/Jay leno. The problems though begin when it becomes clear that some among Mister Leno's staff don't particularly care for the girls pre-planned kiss which always appears mid-way through their hit song, 'All The Things She Said'. Part 1 of 2.
Story Codes: no sex
"FUCKING RAT" Yulia screamed as Lena hugged her from behind suddenly and tried to calm her obviously stressed out friend.
"Calm down" She said softly, brushing Yulia's short brown hair out of her eyes, "He's just doing his job that's all."
"Is his job to spy on us, to make sure we never have any fun" Yulia asked as Lena hugged her tighter and touched her head to her friends.
"No I guess not, but he is right we need to get ready for the show" Lena said opening the suitcase on the bed and uncovering the white T- Shirts that read "Fuck the War" in Russian. Handing one to Yulia, who unfolded it and laughed at the message, a huge smile spreading across her face. "Your gonna get us killed one of these days with your ideas girl."
"Maybe" Yulia said giggling. "But that's also why you love me huh?"
"I do not" Lena said with a smirk, "Remember it's all supposed to be an act. Just doing it for the money."
"Well it was at first" Yulia said teasingly as she slipped the shirt over her head and let it fall over her body.
"So your saying you suddenly started to like it when you kissed me?" Lena asked following Yulia's lead and putting on her shirt.
"You know I always liked kissing you" Yulia said honestly.
A light knocking came at the door and Lena grabbed Yulia in a bear hug from behind as she started giggling and said "Come in."
"Hey" Janice said, "You guys about ready? I heard the way you ran that pest Ethan out. But I needed to check."
"Yeh we're almost ready" Lena said as she held Yulia tighter and felt her friend wiggle in her arms and try to get loose.
"Good, we gotta roll if we gonna be at the studio in time for the show" Janice said.
The limo was waiting in the underground parking garage as the girls followed their security down the long corridor leading two a pair of huge silvers doors and a long stretch cadillac limo. Both girls took in the sights as they made their way slowly through the busy streets of Burbank, feeling anxious and excited all in one emotion, Lena thought. Wondering what this would do for their career, appearing on a show that's shown literally all over the world. Her thoughts wondered further as they drove. We've been hugely successful everywhere else we've been, but like Eric, their U.S tour manager, said "Success is only measured by what you do in the U.K. and United States, everything else is peanuts. Cause if you blow up here, your set for life." Lena thought about those words often and about Eric, he was cute afterall and nice. One of the few people she had come to trust in this long road that had taken them from their comforable life's in Moscow to the brink of international celebrity.
"One show can't make or break you, but a good performance tonight and your gonna take a big step forward" Eric said as Lena snapped back to reality. Catching Yulia still stairing out the window pointing to one thing and then another and joking with Eric as he picked on her about her hair being a mess. The limo lurged and stopped as Eric hopped out and shook hands with a lady who met the car at the entrance.
"So what's the deal Eric?" Yulia asked he reappeared from behind the door of their dressing room, about 15 minutes later.
"Jay, hes the host..." Eric started before stopping.
"We know who he is" Yulia said with a smirk.
"Anyways he said no kiss" Eric said running his hands through his hair and looking utterly frustrated.
"But it's apart of the performance, that is so wrong" Lena complained.
"Deborah Vickers one of the cunts in charge is refusing to allow it" Eric said. "Not on her show. But more than likely it came directly from Leno himself."
"I think we should do it anyway" Yulia said with glint evident in her eye, "what can they do? Have us arrested?"
"You know something you may not have thought of..." Eric said from the door, "the show airs live, so even if they wanted to they couldn't stop you. If you decide to do it that is."
"I knew that? Yulia giggled, as she turned to look at Lena with a devlishish smile on her face.
"You really want to even after they said no?" Lena asked standing in front of her partner now.
"Yep, fuck'em" Yulia said as both giggled excitedly and crashed to the couch making plans for the night and what their big performance would be like. Eric disappeared outside for the longest time as the girls continued to chat. Around 5 one of the stage hands came to get them for sound check. Eric stopped them before they reached the stage with an urgent message "look I'm behind you if you wanna do this, but don't say anything about it until after the show."
"Do you think we're stupid?" Yulia asked with a playful punch.
"No course not" He said smiling casually, "but your going out for sound check and I was reminding you not to do anything that might give it away."
"Well yeh that is a good point" Lena agreed as Eric once again disappeared into the crowd of people. They were then ushered on to the stage in front of a small crowd of engineers and assorted others. They stood around chatting with each other and mostly being ignored for what seemed to them to be forever. 30 minutes passed until everything was finally in place for the rehearsal. Finally they heard the music start pumping and for once their lives seemed normal again as they began to sing.
"All the things she said, All the things she said, Running through my head, All the things she said, All the things she said, Running through my head" They sang in perfect harmony as the song began.
"This is not enough, I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost, If I'm asking for help it's only because, Being with you has opened my eyes, Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?" Yulia sang as she staired in to the eyes of Lena who smiled shyly as always and responded with "I keep asking myself, wondering how, I keep closing my eyes but I can't block you out, Wanna fly to a place where it's just you and me, Nobody else so we can be free."
Eric watched proudly from the wings as they continued their performance, thinking they're getting better all the time and what his career will be like if they do blow up, like he's said on numerous occasions. "Everyone thinks it" He said muttering to himself.
"Mr. Barlow remember what I said" The snarling voice behind him said as he turned and saw Deborah with a constipated look on her face and obviously awaiting his reply. "Do I make myself clear?"
"I'm not in the god damn air force and I don't have to fuckin answer to you" Eric snapped as a look of anger came over Deborah face and she went into a long rant about what a single appearance on the tonight show could do for the career of an artist.
"Geez woman ok I get it" Eric said taking his coffee and walking away as she walked after him yapping still.
"SHUT UP ALREADY" Eric screamed as he turned around and the entire back-stage area went silent.
"Daddy looking at me, Will I ever be free?, Have I crossed the line?" Lena could be heard singing from the stage a few feet away as Eric and Deborah staired each other down and the last strains of the chorus could be heard. "All the things she said, All the things she said, Running through my head, All the things she said, All the things she said, Running through my head, This is not enough, This is not enough, All the things she said, All the things she said" Noise began to drowned out the music again as some people finally began moving around and doing what ever it was they were there to do. Deborah snarled one more time and stomped off, not satisfied appearantly they she didn't get a complete and iron clad gaurantee in writing and stamped at the gates oh hell, about the girls not kissing tonight.
"Hey man don't let Katherine Harris bother you" A Black stage hand said with a reassuring smile and handing Eric a fresh cup of coffee. "Bitch only got her job cause Jay likes ugly broads."
"Well sure suits that role perfectly" Eric said laughing.
"Mission complete mister Eric" Yulia said saluting and giggling as Eric smiled down at her.
"Well you got about five hours down time until the show, so your free until then" The Stage hand said checking his watch.
"Well I don't know about you, but I wanna a Cheery Coke float" Lena announced as she grabbed Yulia's hand and ran off towards the dressing room. Janice quickly ordered her coke float and the girls disappeared inside as Lena locked the door and stripped off her top and tossed it on the couch and reached for her bag to get something fresh to wear.
"Lena...." Yulia said giggling as her friend turned around and wondered what was wrong and asked "what you've seen me naked before?"
"Just put something on before someone walks in and gets the wrong idea" Yulia said covering her face and laughing as she blushed.
"What idea are they gonna get?" Lena asked, "that where lesbians? I think it's too late to deny that rumor."
"No not that" Yulia said and watching as Lena buttoned up a shirt she had slipped on. "They might think we can't keep our hands off each other or something else."
"Girl I can't keep my hands off you" Lena said diving onto the couch and rubbing her hands all over Yulia as her bandmate squealed with laughter and rolled into a ball trying to get her to quit. "So fuckin hot and all mine too, god I'm a lucky bitch."
"NO......I'M.....NOT" Yulia said between gasps of air as she laughed and now fought back.
"Admit it...you know you are" Lena said wrestling with Yulia, until she was able to pin her hands down above her head. Yulia wrapped her legs around Lena's waist trying to keep her somewhat at bay, but it was useless and she knew it. She had learned all too well in situations like this to just give in and let Lena have her way, cause she was stronger and could be a tiger when she wanted something.
"NEVER" Yulia screamed in laughter as Lena positioned herself so she could hold both of Yulia's hands in place with one hand, she then began poking her bare middriff with her finger and feeling Yulia squeeze her waist tighter as she fought to get lose. "I'll never admit it, now let me go NOW."
"No" Lena said firmly as she ran her fingers up and down Yulia's ribs time and again, knowing by now the exact spot to hit to make her squirm when being tickled. "Your gonna admit it, or I won't stop and we both know you can't get lose."
"OK OK what? just tell me what to say?" Lena said nearly out of breath from constant laughter and knowing the game very well by now as to what she had to do to get Lena to quit. She often got frustrated by Lena's games, but this time she actually enjoyed being close to her didn't even so much mind the tickling.
"You have to say it like you mean it too" Yulia said finally stopping the tickling and looking down at her doe eyed friend.
"Say your my girl" Lena said threatening to start again as Yulia held her hand within an inch of Yulia's exposed ribs and sported a devious grin.
"OK... just don't I'm your girl and only your girl" Yulia said sincerely and wiggled tryin to get lose, but knowing it was never that simple.
"Say you like it when you kiss me, tell me how much it turns you on" Lena said with a huge mocking grin.
"I love kissing you, I love it even more when you french me, it makes so hot...." Yulia said stopping and trying to find the words to go on, "it makes so hot I wanna throw you down and do you right there."
"MMMMMMMMM GRRRRRRR" Lena said smiling as she pawed at Yulia's body with her free hand and watched a huge grin spread over Yulia's face.
"One more thing" Lena said biting her lip sexily as she looked down, "you got say this.....I think your hot Lena Katina, your a living breathing doll."
"Your hot Lena, really hot, just looking at you makes me hot" Yulia said with a sincere look as she felt her hands being released and Lena smiled at her seductively. "Your lips are so soft and kissable, and your not a doll, cause your better looking then any doll I've seen. Happy?"
"Sometimes I think your serious" Lena said laying down behind Yulia as she poked Yulia's ribs again.
"I am serious" Yulia said looking at her with a smile. "just because you liked to play games and make me say things doesn't mean some of it isn't true?"
"Ok what do you think is true then?" Lena asked as Yulia smiled and opened her mouth to reply, before being cut off by a knocking at the door. "Lena I got your float?"
"Ooops gotta go" Lena giggled as she jumped up and opened the door and quickly left the room.
To Be Continued...
hrmmm..i love it i do hehe i want more!!!
Noeleen wrote this:
I love it, i absolutely adore it, please write more!!! I really REALLY love it! I love it! i love it! i love it! i love it! i love it! *Am i starting to get annoying?*
Stacey wrote this:
VERY nice!!! you're a good writer!