Father Ignatius word #3 is not "Klingon", it is "clingon".
To prevent pointless waste of authors' duelling time researching the
question "What is a clingon?", below appears all the information
I have, garnered from
"The CLINGON can help to keep and regain a woman's sensitivity to orgasm with a man during intercourse. The Clingon gives vaginal & G-spot stimulation, clitoral stimulation, and anal stimulation without unnatural vibration. The CLINGON can be manually manipulated, but it is designed to use the rectal and vaginal muscles to move it hands free. The CLINGON can also be manipulated with hip movement. All of the Pyrex products are easy to heat before insertion. Just place in warm water for several minutes before use.
Our select group of ARTISTS create Clingons ONE AT A TIME. Our GLASS BLOWERS USE A 2,500 DEGREE TORCH TO MELT AND SHAPE EACH Clingon BY HAND.
Each Clingon is carefully inspected, twice before completion. First for proper shape, dimensions, and perfect smoothness, then after the Clingon has been annealed in a Special Oven for Strength it is inspected under a POLARISCOPE to insure MAXIMUM STRENGTH for your safety.
WITH PROPER CARE THESE PRODUCTS CAN LAST FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS
All Clingons come in a beautiful PADDED BLACK DRAWSTRING BAG for safe storage."
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