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School girls in bondage! Order Japanese Bondage 5, for $29.95 plus $4.95 postage from Centurian Publishing, Vista Station, P.O. Box 51510, Sparks, NV 89435-1510. http://www.centuriandirect.com

Benefists of this magazine (pun intended):

1. It has many pages.

2. Each page is printed on heavy glossy color stock (on both sides), like Kodak color print photographs.

3. There is no text to fill up the magazine, just photos.

4. There are no women or ladies in this magazine, just girls.

5. The girls, although all Japanese, are cute.

6. This is an example of Japanese rope bondage, which can be quite tedious. However these photos are done very creatively, with lots of weird medical-type devices scattered around the photos (and stuck into the girls).

7. You not only see the girls stripped naked and bound, you also see a handful of photos in which they are demurely dressed prior to their sexual torments.

It is a pity to see such nice, well-brought up girls in such extreme sexual agony (mostly play-agony), but my dick certainly enjoyed it. This book makes Playboy et. al. look like the tiresome Victorian rags that they really are.

Perply's Tips for the Truly Perverted

First, pick up Japanese Bondage 5. Remove the dust jacket and store it in a safe place. (Don't worry, the photos on it are repeated inside the book).

Next, hold the book up in the air with both hands. Draw back on the book, opening it in the middle. Keep going until you hear a cracking sound. You have now cracked the book's spine.

Now go through, page by page, starting from the middle of the book, and open it, bending it back so that each page cracks away from the spine. Do this slowly. Don't rush it as you don't want to excessively strain the pages.

When all the pages have been loosened pull back on the front and back covers. They should, each in turn, crack away from the spine also.

Now you have a loose assemblage of pages, still clinging for life to the spine but separated from it in many places. (The pages are falling out of the book.) Good! You have prepared this book for sexual activity.

Now, to protect the girls inside, and prevent your (soon to be) sticky hands from handling the pages, put a miniature Post-It Note at the bottom right hand corner of each facing page (the right-hand page). Place the notes carefully so you don't cover up any important parts of the photos, such as tangled electrical cords, dildos, bowls, and other devices. When you are finished the book should lie flat. The pages will not flip by themselves, forcing the book to close, if you have cracked the spine and done this page-by-page. Also, you will be able to handle this book without getting sperm all over the girls. Now you can sit down and occupy your other hand with whatever it needs to do, turning the book's pages with ease and comfort! When you are finished buy a Ziploc plastic bag. Put the book into the bag, so the pages don't fall out while you are transporting it or taking it to or from your bookshelf. Now you can put the book away with complete safety, knowing that the pages won't spill out the next time you grab it. Or you can rearrange the pages to suit your fancy. If you buy two copies of the book then you can really get to work playing with all the pages, since you can create complete photo scenarios of each girl, where you are able to view all of her photos at the same time.

Happy "reading"!

- Perply

(Now you know why he's called Perply. - h.j.)

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