|These are my stories. They're
totally original and completely copyrighted. Please don't "rip me off".
I spent hours writing these stories. Some of them took almost a whole
morning. It's really tiresome when you've spent time, gently wanking to
your own prose, crafting erotic literature that is inspired by but
doesn't plagiarize the greats of erotic fiction (like Miss Spankalot,
Patricia51, Werner Herzog, and Beating Off Bob) only to surf the net
and find that some bastard has stolen it and changed it to something
totally different to what I intended. It's just not fair!
I attach all the codes to the stories so you know what they are about.
Mia Roots for the Team(inc, ff, mf, lkj, wdm)
This is a story of love and tragedy, when Mia discovers her love for America, her passion for the American flag, and a taste for good old homeboy cum. If you also root for the team and cheer when America gets a medal in the Olympics, even a Bronze for Moosing or Open Air Floggbutting or Ambulant Cycling, this is the tale of sport, patriotism, fisting, and nudity for you!
Jenny the School Rebel(inc, ff, mf, irx, vvv)
We all love a story where a "wrong 'un" learns the error of her ways and goes from being the 'School Rebel' to being a model pupil. There are plenty of tears and laughter on Jenny's journey from being a filthy Godless slut to being a good Christian who embraces American values and the good words of the Lord. This story isn't just a moral message for the unenlightened: there's lots of cumming, buggering, fisting, and face goo! Let's all give thanks to America and the American Way!
Hardwood and the Dragon's Cream(inc, ff, mmf, mmm, bft, dsx)
Let's return to the days of yore when knights were bold, damsels were delightful, and everyone knew their place. The Great and Good were revered and there was no "political correctness" getting in the way of Justice and the pursuit of Honour. This Epic Tale follows the fortunes of Hardwood and his faithful companion Dickwit as he fights against dragons, ogres, trolls and demons. This is for all of you who like to see women ravished and ravishing, and men at arms eager, hard and ready to service the willing damsels. Let there be fun, frivolity and fucking!
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