Welcome to my Dressing Room ...

I am Randy Rock Star. You are about to enter my dressing room. A different kind of place than what you may have been used to, unless you are a groupie. A place of hedonism and debauchery. A place where I control the action. A den of steaming erotica, where the choices are not always yours to make.

Do you find sexually explicit erotica and writing offensive? Then leave, now. Are you under 18? Then leave, now.

I am randy and I am a rock star. I'm horny most of the time and I have a wild and ribald imagination.

Enter my dressing room, if you qualify the above. But be forewarned, I am the man your mother warned you about. You'll become a sex-crazed animal.

Coming in? Good. Let's have a better look at you ...