Just some thoughts here about writing, what gave me the idea to write a particular story and how they evolved, along with other random thoughts, ideas and info.
12/8/12 - While posting the
latest chapter of Zoo
Mom, I added the word count of each story to the story listings page.
Adding up the word count of only the chapters posted so far, Zoo Mom alone is
four to five times larger than any of JK Rowling's Harry Potter books, with the
exception of "Order of the Phoenix".
It's only one and a half times larger than that one. Zoo Mom alone is,
so far, close to rivaling Gone With
The Wind in size and with the chapters that have been
written or partially written, it will soon surpass War And Peace in sheer word count.
Believe me, I do not equate my filth with any of those works, but it
was interesting to see how the word count/size compares. But then, I'm
really wordy and don't even try to keep stuff tightly edited for
commercial publication. Like they say, just Fun with Statistics.
[Wondering if the female readers think that size matters? LOL]
18 of the Zoo
Mom features young Sissy getting into a sticky situation with
three guys. Only it's the wrong three guys. Normally, she'd be out
looking for three guys to gang bang her and... well, she was, but not
these particular ones. But she handles the situation, much to their
disppointment. But it gives Sissy a chance to meet a friendly cop and
find out more about the mysterious Perverts Club. And lets us see
another side of our young sexpot.
My stories are not usually plotted out or really worked out or
outlined in advance. When Ye Olde Cesspoole decides to spew out whatever
has been swirling around in it, all I can do is just try to type as
fast as possible and let it flow. That's what happened here. I don't
know if anyone will like it, as it's a bit of character development and
not so much stroke material. Well, there's a little of that too, I
guess. What would one of my stories be without some really pervy sex of
some kind. Plus we find out just how precocious and adorable little
Kari is. I love that tyke!
Most of this chapter had already been written, except for the opening. The damnable writers block just didn't let me finish the opening of it until reader requests got me to feeling so bad that I had to finally force myself to get it finished and posted. I'm not really sure that it's been totally proofed, so if you find some typos or problems, I hope you'll forgive them and just be happy I got it posted. ;^ )Again, I can't emphasize how much reader input and comments mean to me and motivate me to get more written and posted. Like Ch 18, I do have most of Ch 19 written, so if I can fight the writers block enough, I'll try to finish that one and get it posted (if anyone sends feedback letting me know they want to read it). Sissy has quite a good time in it after her adventure in ch 18 and learns first hand what the guys in ch 18 meant by "airtight".
-- still giving you the elbow® --
5/5/12 - The
chapters 16 and 17 of Zoo Mom had been
written a while ago, and the damnable
writers block apparently lifted enough to get them completed and ready
to post. I had held them off a while as some readers have expressed a
for heavy scat themes, and tried to see how not including them would
affect the storyline. But with the encouragement on the blog
and feedback, I've
decided to go ahead and post them anyway. Ch
17 of Zoo Mom
is now online.
These two chapters bring the friendly bar maid, Gillian, more into the story and her fetish and background opens up a whole new opportunity for the storyline for our twisted family. After ch 17, there's also a story about the totally perverted scat movie that the girls made. That one I'm holding off on and may just only link to it at some time later on, if readers indicate they'd like to read it.
Chapters 18 and 19 are also completed and relate Sissy's adventure
with the local
police dept. after she's accosted by some unsavory characters. I'll try
to get those chapters proofed and ready to post also. I'm trying to
myself through the block and to at least do some proofing and editing
on someo of the stuff that's mostly already been written. As
always, your encouragement is the one thing that gets more stories
completed and online.
7/20/11 - The writers block seems to still have the upper hand, but the good news is that with some special reader's help and inspiration, there have been a few times where I've been able to bang out several thousand words at a time on new stuff. The bad news is that it's almost all been on future chapters or fragments of the curent stories and thus won't be seen in the timeline for a while. I think you twisted, pervy readers will like a lot of it when it gets posted, but I've gotta get the bottleneck in the timeline fixed first. That means Ch 8 of Summertime and Ch 16 of Zoo Mom. It's getting close for them though.
Since my faithful readers (all three of you wierdos) have been
yelling at me (IN CAPS) to get something posted, I went looking through
some of the stuff that I've already got written that I could post and
came upon a TPC story that you
might like. So I posted it for you. It's
a little of the background of Karen,
the nasty, pervy pain and scat
slut of the Zoo Mom series.
It's only about two chapters right now and
I'm posting only the first one, as I need to finish up the second one
before it's presentable. I hope you all will enjoy it and have patience
with me while I fight off the damn writer's block and try to beat on
the keyboard to get more weird, twisted, perverted tales done for you.
Let me know what you think.
2/27/11 - Yikes, we're almost out of the short month and into the
bewares the Ides. Or the green of St. Patrick, which ever you're
partial to. Unfortunately, the writers block seems to be winning out so
hopefully will be overcome. Also, between the weather and physical
aggravations, the motivatioin to write has been... shall we say,
fleeting. I've heard this from other authors also, so I can't claim any
exclusivity to the excuse. All I can do is ask your indulgence. (Check
out ol' Nate's quote above)
Like I've said, I have been amazed at some of the things that have
been revealed to me in email responses to my stories, especially from
the female readers. If true, they put our kinky, perverted Zoo Mom
family to shame sometimes. And of course, some of those will be
incorporated into descriptions of future antics of our loving family,
Grandpa Dick's or some other series. I always do appreciate reader
comments and try to respond quickly to all of them.
Again, I'd like to ask for readers who live in non-US countries who
enjoy my Zoo Mom story to contact me. I'd like to get some input and do
research for when our kinky family and friends travel overseas to do
whatever perverted sex things that are possible. So if you can provide
some background research on such things as age of consent, underground
sex clubs, types of porn that's tolerated or allowed, etc., I'd love to
hear from you.
1/2/11 - Well, here it is-
another year shot to hell! <grin> But that gives us another year
to enjoy our kinky family in Zoo Mom and follow their twisted antics.
Or Grandpa and his little toy slut. I
really don't have an ending for these series. I'm just gonna keep
writing until I lose interest or readers. If I stop getting feedback on
the stories, that will let me know that I should go back to a day job.
Really, it's the feedback that keeps things pumping out of the ol'
cesspool of my mind. And the interesting thing that I've found from
some of my correspondence with readers is that my stories can pale in
comparison to some of their RL (real life) adventures. That's scary,
huh? And there are some who think that my stories are far out. Hah!
One of my favorite online authors has been Phil Phantom, and his "See No Evil" series is epic- not
only in size, but in scope. And perversions.
Maybe my Perverts Club series will someday rival his in size. Scope and
perversions, we'll have to wait and see. But it is enjoyable writing
the series and seeing our kinky family and firends continue rockin' on
and doing everyone and everything they can. Hopefully, it's not
becoming boring for readers of their escapades. I'm continuing to make
notes for future chapters and even for tie-in stories. And the fun just
Another thing that recently struck me was the number of different
countries that my readers are from. When I originally started posting
the stories, I somewhat naively and parochially figured that readers
would be in the U.S. Primarily they are, but I've had some wonderful
correspondences with a number in the U.K., as well as some from
Australia, Germany, Italy, India and Sweden. I'd like to setup a poll
where readers could just check which country they live in, but I don't
know that asstr supports that type of webscripting. But if you're
reading my filth and not from the U.S., you might hit the feedback
button and let me know where my stories are penetrating into... <big
While I have a passing knowledge of several languages from studying
them many years ago, my capabilities wouldn't let me translate even the
titles into those languages. It's more than likely that a Babelfish or Google
translation of a story would be largely unreadable, if not hilarious.
But if there are some talented bilingual readers who don't feel they
are writers, but could enjoy translating my stories into another
language for readers to enjoy, I will be happy to post any of those
translations here, so non-English readers might become as equally
perverted and corrupted as the rest of us. Just let me know if you'd
like to try and I can provide either plain text versions or html
versions of the originals to translate from.
And just as a backup, I've secured some space on another server and
will be keeping a mirror of my stuff there. Just in case you can't
reach the pages on asstr, you can try going to this mirror
site. There's also a forum board
there if anyone is interested in swapping comments, thoughts, ideas and
general BS with other readers. Any of you demented pervs are welcome to
check it out and add your comments.