"Oh, my God," she said from behind my shoulder, "You read this stuff? And it gets you turned on? It's like a gynecology class!" I nearly hit the ceiling. It's bad enough to be startled when you're concentrating on something, but 1) being startled by your reasonably new girlfriend, 2) while you're reading porn on the net, and 3) when you were about to fish your dick out of your pants for a wank because she wasn't there... it all ads up to a serious freak. I have to say I handled it with panache and aplomb. "Yaaugh!" I told you. I'm eloquent. ----------------------- This and other stories are now available in the collection: Through a Silvered Lens by Monocle ISBN: 978-1-926830-18-6 Published: 7/12/2010 Pages: 80 (pdf) Words: 26,109 Formats: Adobe PDF, MobiPocket, and ePUB Price: $3.49