My little sister's pussy
Is always in demand
Everyone who's tried it
declares it to be grand

The vicar and postman,
both have had a go
Although I didn't think a clergyman
would ever stoop that low

Every member of our family
from Dad to Uncle Nick
has opened up her portal
to slip inside his prick

I had her on my birthday
in her mouth and in her crack
We did it in my bedroom
as I lay upon my back

Now a twelve year old's vagina
should be nice and tight
And if you'd had my sister
you'd know that this is right

So I say to all you fellows
who wank into the night
Why don't you try your sister?
You never know, she might!