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Newest stories added November 15, 2014


3rd Rock - Sally Learns Her Lesson - by Kristen - A parody of the 1990's sit-com third Rock From the Sun. This story was written in the first season of the show. It's based of Sally's sexual awakening. I think I've caught the flavor of the show, but then you never know. (MF, 1st, inc?, sitcom parody)

3rd Rock - Tommy's First Time - by Kristen - A parody of the 1990's sit-com third Rock From the Sun. This story was written in the first season of the show. It's about Tommy's frustration with his girlfriend August, and how he goes on to handle it. (Fm, 1st, inc?, sitcom parody)

7th Heaven: Experiment - by Stealth Photographer - 7th Heaven's Lucy and Simon Camden do a little experimenting. (mf-teens, ped, 1st, fantasy)

7th Heaven Love Story, Sort Of - by Chin-Hsien Mark Lin - A revised episode of the late 1990's sitcom, where brother and sister discover a special love for each other. Love in the 'biblical' sense. (mf-teens, inc, 1st, tv-parody)

7th Heaven: Reverand Camden Gets A Surprise - by Nysguy - The normal life in the Camden family is turned upside down when a face from the past shows up to do to Reverend Camden what the Rev. had done to him, change his family forever! (MFF, inc, nc, TV-parody)

7th Heaven: Salad Dressing Sisters - by Adam Smith - This is an erotic fic around the TV show 7th Heaven, that centers around a lesbian incestuous sister/sister pairing between the characters of Ruthie Camden and Lucy Camden Kinkirk. This story takes place in the middle of season-9 of 7th Heaven, when Ruthie turns 14-years old, and Lucy is married to her husband Kevin, and after Lucy has given birth to her new baby girl Savannah. (FF, Ff, inc, food/foot-fetish, anal, scat, parody)

8 Is Enough: And Two's Not Bad, Either - by Uncle Mike - "In a house with eight kids it's hard to find time alone. Heck, it's impossible. It's hard enough just to avoid being in a real crowd. So it was kind of a treat to have only my sister Elizabeth in the room with me when we were watching this old movie on TV." (mf, inc, 1st, sitcom parody)

90210 - Mrs. Walsh Enjoys Dylan - by Anon NixPixer Author - A parody of the Hollywood teen drama 90210. This story is about Dylan's encounter with his friend's mother. (F/m-teen, TV parody)

90210 - Donna Likes Mr. Walsh - by Anon NixPixer Author - A parody of the Hollywood teen drama 90210. Donna does it with Mr. walsh in the driveway. (M/f-teen, TV parody)

90210 - Brandon's Surprise - by Anon NixPixer Author - A parody of the Hollywood teen drama 90210. David is attracted to Brandon, and talks him into something he might not have done otherwise. (MM, MF, teen)

Chronicles of Spider-Man - by JohnSmith - Spider-Man is defeated by the most unlikely enemy. (MF, nc, voy, size, movie-parody)

90210 - Donna Stays Over - by Anon NixPixer Author - A parody of the Hollywood teen drama 90210. A very slutty sex scene with Donna and Kelly. (FF-teens)

90210 - Donna Takes Advantage of Valerie - by MAW - A parody of the Hollywood teen drama 90210. Another excellent Hypno story about the Hollywood teens, and their sex life. (MF, FF, orgy)

According To Jim - by Thick Cock - Jim gets cuckolded by Cheryl. (MF, wife-sharing, husb-voy, oral, cuck, TV-parody, cream-pie)

According to Jim: A Life Changing Event - Sonymdupe - Lesbian fan fiction involving two characters of the sitcom, "According to Jim." (FF, inc, oral, anal, sitcom parody)

A Charlie Brown Christmas - by Author Obscure - A Charlie Brown Christmas story that would never make it on to TV. (bg, gg, 1st, youths, oral, anal, orgy, beast, parody)

A "Charmed" Experience - by PaulStory77 - A story based on one of my favorite TV shows. How can you not lust after the three "Charmed Ones"? Ethan finds more than he bargained for after writing an erotic story about the Halliwell sisters. Note that this story takes place in the universe of Charmed season 4 or later. (After the departure of Prue (Shannen Doherty) and the arrival of Paige (Rose McGowan)). (FFM, rom, voy, inc, oral, mast, magic, bi, TV-parody)

Addams Family: "Eddie Comes to Visit" - by Uncle Mike - Part 1 - A parody of the Addam's Family TV Series and movies. This five part story has the children and Uncle Fester doing things that would land anyone in the real world straight into jail. (Mmf, ped, inc) - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5

Aladdin - by Elf Sternberg - A Cold and Lonely Arabian Night in Agrabah - Loneliness had become an unwelcome companion in the frigid winter nights of Agrabah. The days were still warm, but the desert cold swept through the palace with a viciousness that reminded Jasmine of vizier Jafar's smile. (MF, beast)

Alex Mack: Annie & Alex - by Night Rider - A parody of the Alex Mack Cable TV Series and movies. These stories have been written by various authors and range all over the place as to content and quality of writing. You be the judge. (ff, inc)

Alex Mack: Ray & Alex - by Night Rider - A parody of the Alex Mack Cable TV Series and movies. These stories have been written by various authors and range all over the place as to content and quality of writing. You be the judge. (mf)

Alex Mack: Robyn is Brought in on Things - by Night Rider - A parody of the Alex Mack Cable TV Series and movies. These stories have been written by various authors and range all over the place as to content and quality of writing. You be the judge. (ff, inc)

Alex Mack: Alex Goes To The Waters - A parody of the Alex Mack Cable TV Series and movies. These stories have been written by various authors and range all over the place as to content and quality of writing. You be the judge. (ff, inc)

Alex Mack: Annie again - by Mike Smith - A parody of the Alex Mack Cable TV Series and movies. These stories have been written by various authors and range all over the place as to content and quality of writing. You be the judge. (ff, mf, bond)

Alex Mack meets Sabrina Spellman - by Anonymous - Power corrupted and absolute power corrupted absolutely. So it really should have been no surprise at the way Harkon turned out. He was eight hundred years old and, thanks to a few nifty spells as well as a penchant for keeping a low profile, the witch's council had little to no idea he even existed. He was a warlock, possibly the most powerful one in the world. He had built an empire of wealth and power that gave him influence over the most important people in the world. Bill Gates was a piker compared to him. What he wanted, he took. And right now, he was looking at two things he wanted very much. (MFF, mc, sitcom-parody)

Alex Mack: Trent and Alex - by Mike Smith - A parody of the Alex Mack Cable TV Series and movies. These stories have been written by various authors and range all over the place as to content and quality of writing. You be the judge. (ff, mf, bond)

Alex Mack: The Doctor - by Mr. Jones - A parody of the Alex Mack Cable TV Series and movies. These stories have been written by various authors and range all over the place as to content and quality of writing. You be the judge. (Mf, ped) Part 2

Alex Mack - Scully Meets Alex Mack - by Yenoc - A parody of the Alex Mack Cable TV Series and movies. These stories have been written by various authors and range all over the place as to content and quality of writing. You be the judge. (Mf, ped)

Alice In Wonderland - by Jack Rabbit - In this parody of the movie, Alice's adventures in Wonderland begin without her panties. She discovers that many of the odd characters she meets are easily aroused by what they see of her. (g/M, g/beast, mast, voy, first, movie-parody, fantasy)

Ally McBeal - by DW Lust - Hi, my name is Elaine. I work at Fish-Cage and Associates law firm as a secretary. I have made many inventions over the years, but all had failed. Some of them were brilliant, but they just never caught on. But my newest invention is my masterpiece. I have found a way to make mind control work. By sending subliminal messages over the music system I can slowly alter the mind of an individual. Will it work? There are no guarantees, but this should work. I decided to test it on one of my co-workers. After much contemplation, I have decided to try it on Ally. (MF, FF, mc, TV-parody)

Ally McBeal: Buried Pleasures - by Ann Douglas - "I'm not gay. I'm not even ashamed to admit I don't want to be gay, but..." Ally McBeal said as she sat in her office at Cage, Fish and Associates. (FF, TV parody)

Ally McSqueal - by Life Wrecker - A humorous parody of the FOX network TV show. In this version Calista Flockhart's world tilts slightly as her friends and coworkers begin to act strange all around her. (MFF/F, reluc, exh, celeb, parody)

American Daughter - by Your Ghost - Jane Burnham from the film "American Beauty" finds a solution to her problems with her mom, her dad, and her slutty best friend Angela. (M+/f-teen, inc, oral, movie-parody)

A Nightmare on Elm Street 9: Freddy Never Sleeps - by Peter Pan - Obviously with both acknowledgement (and apologies) to Wes Craven, Robert Englund and Heather Langenkamp,this as yet unfilmed NOES episode remains somewhat short of financial backers! I wonder why? (Mf, ped, nc, rp, tor, fantasy)

Archie Comics: Betty and Me - by David Oberman - I based this story on the Archie Comics series. As the main characters of Archie Comics are all teenagers, it is only reasonable that the story contains a lot of teen sex. Other sexual situations include BI-sexual, gang-bang, M/g, Voyeurism and Bestiality. Also remember, these are comic book characters and so the animals have speaking roles as well. (M/g, bi, gb, voy, beast, parody)

August Moone - by Bootscooter - August Moone, a serious pervert if ever there was one, and couple with a nifty little governmental device--he ensures perversion to the highest (or is that lowest) degree. The story opens with August enjoying his first victim, then segues into the cast and characters of the Nickelodeon program "Hey Dude". Lots of fun and frolic here... several chapters involved... (Mf, nc, sci-fi, mc, ws, parody) Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4

August Moone: Timing is Everything - by Bootscooter - August Moone comes into possessing a most wondrous object, a Device; the story goes thru how he came to acquire said Device and what he does with it. Can you imagine what you would do should you have such a nifty gadget that allows you manipulate another person's mind? Read August Moone and be prepared for quite the little sexcapade to the twisted and bizarre. (M+f+m+, teens, nc, v, ped, mc, parody) Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4

Babalon 5: Morality War - by PJ - It was the Second Age of Humanity. The Earth year was 2257. The Babylon Project was a dream given form, a place for all the races of the galaxy to meet and work peacefully. Babylon 5 was the latest station to be constructed, the previous four had all been destroyed by xenophobic Earth factions protesting the principles of alien co-existence represented by the massive stations. (MF, alien)

Back to the Future: Marty Fucks Up - by Geminiguy - What really happened between Marty and Lorraine in her bedroom after Lorraine's father hit him with the car... (fm-teens, inc, 1st, oral, anal, movie-parody)

Beaver's Sleep Over - by Pee Wee - Beaver Cleaver's friends join for an outing in the back yard that gets out of hand. (mm-teens, youths, mast, oral, anal, sn, sitcom-parody)

Beverly Hills, 90210: Lessons - by The Reverend - It was a bold plan, provocative, perhaps even a little dangerous. What had started as a notion only a week ago had become an increasingly daring idea. Another day of rumination, and the idea had become an objective. Now that Kelly thought about it, she'd spent the better part of the past seven days planning to get her best friend into bed. (ff-teens, TV-parody)

Beverly Hillbillies: Elly May, Jethro Mayn't - Uncle Mike - A parody of the 1970s sitcom based upon the premise of a hillbilly family that strikes it rich in crude oil and move to Hollywood California to "tale there place in society." (f/animal, sitcom parody)

Bewitched - by Porno TV - This story breaks with my own tradition, in that it does not attempt to be an episode of the actual show. In writing it, I found that the character "Serena" wanted to do a lot of expository stuff, and I found room to work in several other television series as well. But I started out as "Bewitched", and will continue with that title. (MF, FF, sitcom-parody) Part 2

Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy - by Baranbrat - An X-rated episode where Raj gains his voice and Penny, Bernadette and Amy, enjoy the guys. (MMFF, bi, swinger-orgy)

Big Bust Theory, The - by Geminiguy - This is an alternate version of The Big Bang Theory, where new tenant "kind of cool" Lenny meets his neighbor Penny. He can't help but notice her assets. (MF, 1st, tit-fuck, sitcom-parody)

Bipartisanship: A West Wing Story - by Ann Douglas - A witty, sexy parody of the popular NBC his hour drama. Ann does an excellent job of catching the personalities of the characters and she builds a great plot at would be worthy of the original if it could be shown on national TV, which of course it can't. (FF, TV, parody)

Blossom: First Date - by Uncle Mike - A parody of the early 90's sit-com "Blossom". This story is about father daughter love, and how it grows. (Mf, ped, inc, sitcom parody)

Bonnie and Clyde - by Darkman - Bonnie and Clyde hold up in a farm house with a Grand Pa and Grandma and their two granddaughters. (MF/ff, ped, inc, bi, reluc, orgy, parody)

Boston Private - by Ann Douglas - The bell had sounded over an hour before, signally the end of the last period as Lauren Davis, head of the Social Studies Department, walked down the empty halls of Winslow High. The slender twenty something blond was carrying on an animated discussion with Marilyn Sudor, another of the teachers. The two had been friends almost since the day they had both started at the school, and Lauren often turned to Marilyn for advice. (FF, 1st-lesbian experience, school)

Brady Bunch - by Anon NIXPixer Author - The Erotic Adventures of the Brady Bunch. This is a 5 part series about the sexual activities around the Brady house. Everybody gets in the act here. (Mmf, Fff, ped, inc, sitcom parody) Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5

Brady Bunch: Carol's Dilemma - by Lordpepper - Carol Brady decides whether or not to have sex with her daughter Marcia. (F/f, inc, sitcom-parody)

Brady Bunch: Foxy Brady - by Geminiguy - A few hours ago I had the radio and Jimi Hendrix was on singing "Foxy Lady". I've heard this song a million times but it wasn't until this time that the crazy idea hit me: Foxy Lady sounded like Foxy Brady. And the legendary Pam Grier's Foxy Brown came out in 1974 so Carol Brady could have seen it. (MFF, FMMM, nc, rp, oral, anal, intr, sn, tv-parody)

Brady Bunch: Greg and Carol Brady - by Gopher King - Carol Brady visits her stepson at college. They go out clubbing after dinner. (MFF, inc, bi, rom, anal, sitcom-parody)

Brady Bunch: Greg Brady Takes The Virgin Jan In The Den - by Flying Pervert Man - Greg Brady has sex with his little sister Jan Brady and pope her cherry. (mf, youths, inc)

Brady Bunch: Marsha, Greg and Jan - by Gopher King - Marsha, Greg and Jan enjoy an afternoon together. (MF-teens, inc, oral, mast, anal, sitcom-parody)

Brady Bunch: Massaging Marsha Brady - by Gopher King - Greg and Marsha get together for some sex. (MF-teens, inc, oral, anal, rom, sitcom-parody)

Brady Bunch: Marsha's New Bikini - by Gopher King - Marsha and Jan Brady get new swimsuits for the summer. (M/f+-teen, exh, family, inc, anal, sitcom-parody)

Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Bad Coffee - by Anonymous - When Willow turns down the wrong guy. He drugs her drink and helps himself to her pussy. (M+/F, nc, rp, mast, oral, anal, orgy, drugs)

NEW 11/15/14 - Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Collecting Her Debt - by Ross Meyer Wood - Faith Lehane takes advantage of her new powers - and someone else. Takes place before she comes to Sunnydale. (f-dom/M, nc, v, tv-parody)

Captain Marvel: Billy Batson Takes Charge - Bisects_u_all - Billy Batson uses his superhero alter ego Shazam! to get some much needed action. (MF, oral, fantasy, parody)

Charlie's Angels - Anonymous - Suddenly the room was flooded with light. The three women winced, blinded. Kris cried out in fear as she saw what confronted them: twenty hooded men dressed from head to toe in black and armed with semiautomatic weapons, all of which were squarely leveled at the beautiful Angels. At the center of the semicircle of guards stood a sinister-looking, goateed man in a black turtleneck and sport coat. (MF, nc, v, tor, bd, sn)

Charlie's Angles - by Cheryl - The girl's take on a big assignment; infiltrate a strip club who officials think is a front for drugs and prostitution. (M+/F, nc, drugs, v, TV-parody)

Charles in Charge - by Alurker - Charles was enjoying his night alone in the house. He had managed to get his girlfriend Jennifer to sleep with him. He watched as she came out of the bathroom wearing a robe. She looked great with her long dark hair, big tits and long legs. She opened the robe and showed him she was wearing a small black teddy. "WOW you look fantastic." Charles managed to utter... (M+/Ff, inc, Ff, orgy, sitcom parody)

Charmed - by Yenoc - This story is based on the television show "Charmed" but with the sexual slant. The author has written many other celebrity and TV show works. (mc, celeb, MM, FF)

Charmed: Helpless - Anonymous - Prue had been wondering if Phoebe was a demon magnet, after all it had only been a couple of days since her youngest sister moved back into the family house that the warlocks and demons started to come, she then thought of course it was a coincidence, she would talk to middle sister Piper later. (Fdom/M, nc, fant, TV-parody)

Charmed: Flesh And Blood - by JT Langdon - Phoebe loses control in this parody of the TV series Charmed. (FF, inc, TV-parody, fantasy)

Charmed Magic - by BearNaked - This is a fantasy based on the hit show "Charmed." The three sisters Piper, Phoebe, and Paige run across an innocent running for his life one night. Little do the sisters know that their innocent is not so innocent. (FFm, youths, nc, inc, orgy, fantasy, TV-parody)

Charmed: Shutterbug - by JT Langdon - Prue goes lesbian in this parody of the TV series Charmed. (FF-lesbian-expr, inc, TV-parody, fantasy)

Chester's Mill: Angie's Ass - by Geminiguy - Chester's Mill is the fictional Maine town where CBS' Under The Dome is set. This story takes place years before the events of the show. Key characters of this story are a trucker who passed through Chester's Mill regularly and Angie McAlister as played by cute and sexy Britt Robertson. (M/f-teen, reluc, 1st, spank, TV-parody)

Chester's Mill: Day Of Surprises - by Geminiguy - Alternate story of Nori and her two mother's visiting Chester's Mill if there was no dome. (FF, Mf, oral, intr, voy, tv-parody)

China Beach: Sisters In Army Green - by Ann Douglas - On a trip to Tokyo, Colleen McMurphy makes a new friend. (FF, military, TV-parody)

Chosen - by Geminiguy - In this alternate retelling of the television version of Buffy, The Vampire Slayer, not long after Buffy comes to Sunnydale and accepts that she is the Chosen one, a mysterious boy moves to Sunnydale who'll will change the Slayer's life. (mf-teens, 1st, rom, fantasy, tv-parody)

Chronicles of Narnia XXX - by Arthur Wilde, Le Marquis De Zade - [The White Witch, Peter & Edmund] The war over Narnia is over and the White Witch and her minions have won. Peter is captured and humiliated in ways he never imagined. Edmund attempts to rescue Peter, but is in turned captured. Both failed heroes of Narnia become the play things of the White Witch and her dark creatures. (FFm, ped, nc, rp, v, mast, oral, anal, bd, tor)

Chronicles of Narnia XXX: The White Witch, Peter & Edmund - by Arthur Wilde, Le Marquis De Zade - The war over Narnia is over and the White Witch and her minions have won. Peter is captured and humiliated in ways he never imagined. Edmund attempts to rescue Peter, but is in turned captured. Both failed heroes of Narnia become the play things of the White Witch and her dark creatures. (FFm, ped, nc, rp, v, mast, oral, anal, bd, tor)

Cinderella: Potted Fairy Tales - by Lor Oldmann - An investigation into the unlikely stories that make fairy tales so popular at Christmas. (fantasy, rp)

Cleave It To Beaver - by MrNatural - June Cleaver - in the erotic parody of the 1950 TV sitcom - finds Eddie Haskell, amazingly attractive. (F/m-teen, ped, mast, size, tv-parody)

Coach: A Real Screaming Eagle - by Uncle Mike - Christine had spent several days preparing for this moment. It had taken time to find just the right cheerleader outfit, for example. And digging up that old copy of Playboy featuring "The Girls of the Big Ten" had meant rooting through the stacks in some used-book stores, enduring the leers of the men around her in the dirty-magazine sections. And she had to pick just the right day, when the team didn't have a practice so there'd be no one around to bother them. (MF, wife-cheat, sitcom parody)

Cosby Show, The - by RadioDaze - An evening with the Huxtables as they attempt to teach their youngest daughter about the birds and bees through show-n-tell. (MF, ped, inc, exh, TV parody)

Cosby: The Daughter Never Knocks Twice - by Uncle Mike - Denise was sprawled face down on her bed, kicking idly at the mattress with her Nikes. She was in her mid-teens, a street-wise girl with a milk-chocolate body that was concealed now inside a baggy pair of overalls and a tattered men's T-shirt. She had learned to keep her curves well-hidden, although even the best disguise wouldn't stop some of the guys in high school from hitting on her. (M/F-teen, inc, sitcom parody)

Clarissa Explains it All - by Bootscooter - Clarissa Explains it All; young Fergerson decides to spy on his sister from under her bed. Who wouldn't, Clarissa's got a hot body! He's just there to see her come into her room and strip down to take her daily shower after school. He's not prepared for what happens next. (teens, sitcom parody) Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4

Cybill: Maryann Takes A Day Off - by Kristen - A revised episode of the popular 90's sit-com "Cybill". I am sure that this episode would never get past the censors. (MF, FF, inc, orgy, sitcom parody)

David's Punishment - by Devin - This is a parody of the Roseanne show where David is dominated by his older brother mark. If you don't know what I'm talking about then you need to see a couple of reruns on the WB network. (Mdom/m-sub, parody)

Dawson's Creek: Tomboy - by Yenoc - Trent found Capeside High School and entered the building. He was there for the two girls Joey Lindley and Jennifer Potter. He located the 15-year-old girls and put his plan into motion. Trent was posing as a substitute teacher and he had both girls in his class. (M+F+, orgy, sitcom parody)

Dawson's Creek: Truth or Dare - by Wonder Mike - Andie had organized an all night study group. Joey would close the restraint early and Andie her new boyfriend Pace, Dawson and Jen would all be there. Jen was especially happy to have Andie around; it meant she was no longer the new girl. This study group would also allow her to get close to Dawson again. (MF, teens, TV parody)

Deleted Scene from Gremlins - by Geminiguy - Producer's Note: This scene originally took place following the scene where sixteen year old Billy uses the sword on one of the Gremlins. Billy captures Stripe and tends to his mother's wounds, temporarily forgetting about Gizmo who we know is safely within the laundry chute. This scene was cut due to budget and time constraints, as was the scene with Kate being gang-raped by several of the Gremlins in the bar where she waitressed. (m/F, ped, inc, 1st, oral, movie-parody)

Deep Space Nine - by Uncle Mike - I've Looked at Life from Both Sides Now. (FF, lesbian-aliens, sci-fi)

Deep Space Nine: Education of Julian Bashir - by The Phantom - Julian Bashir's fingers trembled slightly as he pressed the door chime. It was only a scant few hours ago since he had met her, when she had come to the infirmary with a slashed hand. At first, he had been preoccupied with healing the cut -- obtained in Quark's after, according to her, some of the other patrons had taken exception to the fact that she cheated better than they did -- but after finishing, he had looked up to see more. They exchanged a few words, and he learned that she was from Ishtar. That had explained several things to him: her skill with a knife (the other man had sustained considerably more damage) and the way her eyes held him like a cat's held a mouse. Her gaze alone was enough to make him flush slightly. (MF, FF, bond, mc, TV parody) Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5

Designing Women: Julia's Black Lust - by Richard - Julia Sugarbaker gets involved with her delivery man Anthony in more than a business way! (MF, voy, intr, sitcom-parody) Part 2

Designing Women - by Uncle Mike - A parody of the television show "Designing Women" with Anthony Bouvier as the main character. Yes he's well hung, and all the girls like him a lot. (MF, intr, sitcom parody)

Doogie Howser M.D. - by Jack and Jill - Brilliant young Doogie gets real a education from his mom. (Fm, ped, inc, sitcom-parody)

Donna Reed: Facts Of Life - by Uncle Mike - A parody of The Donna Reed T.V. Sit-com of the 1950's - Jeff Stone is old enough to shave, (almost) so Mary decides to help him into manhood. (Mf, inc, sitcom parody)

Donna Reed Show, The - by Carol Collins - Donna Reed was the icon of a perfect wife and mother during the early nineteen-sixties. And, she had the nearly perfect family. You may be able to watch some of the re-runs on cable. I thought that I would have a little fun with them when I wrote this story. I hope you enjoy it. Carol. (MF, mf-teens, tg, sitcom-parody)

Dorothy Does Oz - by Shelby Bush - Wizard Of OZ erotic parody. 10 part story involving Dorothy's erotic adventures as she is transported to a strange and sexually active alter-universe. (Mf, Ff, beast, parody) Part 02 - Part 03 - Part 04
Part 05 - Part 06 - Part 07 - Part 08 - Part 09 - Part 10

Drew Carrey Show: Beast - by Wonder Mike - Five seconds to the annual live Drew Carrey show, Drew was ready, the cast was ready, they where worried about Speedy though, they hadn't used the dog in any of the live shows before, because, well, you just can't predict what a dog will do on live television. (MF, beast, TV-parody)

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Slut - by Val White - A parody on the recently canceled western drama called Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. In this altered version, the whole family (Except Sully) get into the act. (Mf, Ff, inc, ped, TV parody)

Dr. Quinn: Wedding Shower - by Val White - An old west orgy with beautiful Dr. Quinn, her daughter and just about the whole town. (FFF, F+/M, ws)

Eight Simple Rules for Seducing your Teenage Daughter - by Your Ghost - This is a parody of the television show '8 simple rules for dating my teenage daughter; 'despite what the narrator of this story says, this is in fact NOT a guide for seducing your daughter or anyone else; it was written and is being posted here solely for the purposes of parody and entertainment, and should not be taken as an encouragement to molest your daughter or anyone else; however, if your daughter is a consenting, willing adult, then go for it. (M/f-teen, ped, reluc, inc, oral, rom, TV-parody)

European Vacation - by AA - The Griswald family gets ready to take Europe by storm. (mf-teens, youths, movie-parody)

Everybody Loves Ally - by Your Ghost - A spoof of 'Everybody Loves Raymond' in which Ally is the center of everyone's erotic attention. (M+/Fg, ped, bi, inc, reluc, 1st, mast, oral, sitcom-parody)

Everybody Loves Raymond: Amy's Initiation - by Foxi - It's high time that Amy gets into all the sexual fun with Marie and Deborah around. (FF, sitcom-parody)

Everybody Loves Raymons: A Visit To Mom's House - by Foxi - Deborah goes to see how her mom is doing after the divorce from her dad. She finds out that the mom she knew is so different now. (FF, inc, TV-parody)

Everyone Love Raymond: Deborah & Allie - by Foxi - Deborah is taking photography lessons and her first assignment is to be nude photography. She decides to shoot Allie her lovely blonde daughter. (FF, inc, beast, sitcom-parody)

Everybody Loves Raymond: Deborah & The Club - by Foxi - If you have been keeping up with Deborah and her adventures you know that it had to come to this. Other women like her want her to join a special club that caters only to women and their fantasies. Will Deborah fulfill her destiny? (FF, TV-parody) Part 2 - Part 3

Everybody Loves Raymond: Deborah & The Curiosity Shop - by Foxi - Deborah found the mall exciting only when she had the chance to be alone. With Raymond and the kids it was more like trying to shop with a circus at your heels. But today Raymond was watching the kids and she had a few hours to browse and window shop in peace. As she entered one of the many mall hallways she noticed a peculiar store she had never seen before and saw the sign above the entrance read: Carol's Curiosities. (FF, sitcom parody)

Everybody Loves Raymond: Deborah's Elder Lust - by Foxi - Deborah visits an older woman in the neighborhood and finds out that age and sex do mix! (FF, sitcom-parody)

Everybody Loves Raymond: Deborah's Pictorial - by Foxi - When Deborah decided to give Raymond a special sexy photo shoot of herself she never realized what would happen in her wildest dreams! (FF, beast, sitcom parody)

Everybody Loves Raymond: Deborah's Stallion - by Foxi - Deborah gets a phone call from the photographer who shot the wild doggie pictures. She has something even wilder for Deborah to enjoy. But will Deborah go for the bait? (FF, F/beast, sitcom-parody)

Everybody Loves Raymond: Deborah's Story - by Foxi - We already know how everyone loves Raymond, but how many know of Deborah's fantasy. Find out how Big Robert, Raymond's brother is part of it. (FMM, inc, family) Part 2

Everybody Loves Raymond: Doctor Visit - by FOXI - Its time for Deborah's yearly gyno exam and she is in for a nice surprise. (FF, sitcom-parody)

Everybody Loves Raymond's Wife - by Notmystory - Debra gets blackmailed into doing things she would never have imagined possible. (M+/F, nc, wife, cheat, blkmail, cuck, gb-orgy, tv-parody)

Everybody Loves Raymond: The Paper Girl - by FOXI - Deborah is still on her sex quest and horny as hell. Being home and bored doesn't help until the cute papergirl comes around. (Ff-teen, ped, sitcom-parody)

Family Ties: Alex Gets His Way - by Martin4life - "I wish she would just go away, damn she's more annoying than Skippy and that's saying something," Alex thought as his sister kept nagging him. (mf-teens, rp, v, inc, sit-com parody)

Family Ties: All Juiced Up - Uncle Mike - A parody of the 1980's sit-com named Family Ties. This story is about a drugged Elyse Keaton who is suffering from a cold. The family goes on a trip, leaving Elyse at home to rest and recuperate. Skippy Handelman, Mallory's geeky boyfriend drops by to worship her, but finds that everyone but her Mother are gone. Elyse is so drugged up she doesn't know which end is up. Things happen. (F/m, ped, sitcom parody)

Family Ties: #1 Skippy's Visit - by Leper Messiah - Multi-chapter parody of the 80's sit-com "Family Ties. In this, the first episode, the nerdy neighbor Skippy Handelman finds himself locked in the basement with Mrs. Keaton. They take the opportunity to get to know each other better... (Fm, 1st, anal, sitcom parody)

Family Ties: #2 Man Enough - by Leper Messiah - In this, the 2nd episode, Alex is caught spying on his mom and his sister, Mallory. They decide to test his "manhood..." (F/FM-teens, exh, inc, anal, sitcom-parody)

Family Ties: #3 Jennifer Finds Out - by Leper Messiah - In this, the third episode, Jenniferaccidentally discovers her brother slipping it to their mom. Mallory finds her spying and invites her up to her room to "discuss" things. Then Alex finds them together. (FFM, teens, voy, inc, 1st, anal, parody)

Family Ties: #4 Just This Once - by Leper Messiah - The fourth episode is a crossover with "Home Improvements." Mallory and Elyse pay a visit to Jill Taylor and help her to deal with her wayward son, Randy. (MFMF/mf-teens, ped, inc, bi, orgy, anal)

Family Ties: #5 The Seduction of Daddy - by Leper Messiah - The final "episode" in the series. After being seduced several times by Jennifer, Steven needs some help to keep up with his other demands. After the Viagra works too well, Elyse summons help from Mallory. (FFM, inc, voy, exh, anal, orgy, parody)

Fantastic Four: Fantastic Sex - by Geminiguy - Two intertwined sex scenes = Fantastic sex. (MF, intr, inc, size, fantasy, movie-parody)

Fairchild of Gen-13 - by Yenoc - Caitlin Fairchild awoke with a start and quickly sat up. Her green eyes focused and she realized she was in a strange bedroom. She had on a white silk nightgown that clung to her muscular body and accentuated her ample bosom. She looked around and studied the room she was in. The room was large and she suspected she was in a mansion. The bedroom was decorated with expensive furnishings and looked ritzy. Whoever owned the place had money to burn. She had no idea of where she was or how she'd gotten here. (MF)

Fall Guy: Colt's Bad Day - by Uncle Mike - Colt Seavers felt the bonds that held him and knew how truly screwed he was. He had gotten trapped by an old nemesis Mary. he heard a groan and knew his cousin Howie Munson was just coming out of it. At least his assistant Jody Banks knew where he was as did their boss Terri. (M+F, FF, nc, TV-parody)

Father Knows Best: The Midnight Ride - by Uncle Mike - A parody of the 1950's sit-com named Father Knows Best. Jim Anderson has to go fetch his daughter in the middle of the night because she has been sexually molested by her friend's father while sleeping over. (M/f, ped, inc, sitcom parody)

Flintstones: Wilma and Betty - by Ann Douglas - The two wives compare notes and decide on a pleasant alternative to waiting hand and foot on their Neanderthal husbands. (FF, cons, parody)

Flying Nun: Decameron Minus 99 - by Uncle Mike - A parody on the 1970's sitcom starring Sally Fields. This one has the innocent young nun helping out a dirty old man. She doesn't know what she's doing, but he sure likes it. (MF, first, mast, oral, religous, sitcom parody)

Frasier - by MAW - Dr. Frasier Crane never ceased to be amazed at the amazing amount of complexes in the population of Seattle. After a slow start, his radio show was getting good ratings and his reputation as a call-in psychiatrist was building. It felt good to help people out with their problems. Of course, he also attracted a larger amount of nutcases than he had in private practice. (Sitcom parody, Celeb, MC, FF, MF)

Fresh Prince: Assault In Bel Air - by Ynyn - Hilary and Ashley Banks have unwanted company when they are home alone one night. (MF, Mf, ped, nc, rp, 1st, oral, anal, bd, sitcom-parody)

Friends - by Joey - Phoebe makes Rachel feel good, but Rachel doesn't live up to her end of the bargain. So Phoebe gets an evil idea in her head... (FF, MF, orgy, sitcom-parody)

Friends: Captured - by DeepMud - Phoebe, Monica and Rachel are driving across the desert. The road was long, and straight, and very, very quiet. "We've not passed a car in ages!" comments Monica, "or a gas station!" "It's okay, we've got a full tank anyway." replies Rachel. "But isn't it strange we've not seen a car for so long?" adds Phoebe. "I am impressed, Doctor Zorn," says Commander Blain, "the time shield works perfectly! I think it's about time we transferred the captives to our ship." Blain extends one of his tentacles and pressed a few buttons. (M/FFF, alien abduction, parody)

Friends: Joey And Chandler - by Joe Jones - In this unauthorized episode of the popular sit-com, Joey and Chandler become more than just good friends, they fall into a sexual relationship. (MM, 1st-gay-expr, tv-parody)

Friends: Lets be Friends - by Eric Atwood - First Joey stumbles on Rachel, then Ross makes a play for Phoebe, and Chandler has to try and put the friendships back on track. And that's not as easy as it might seem with loudmouth Monica around the place. (MF, voy, sitcom parody)

Friends: Joey, Chandler, Kathy - Allan Smith - As the sounds from Joey's bedroom got louder, Chandler turned up the TV. Joey opened his bedroom door covered only by a dartboard. (MMF, orgy, threesome)

Friends: More Than Just A Kiss - by Ann Douglas - Monica and Rachel discover they're more than just friends when a kiss becomes more than just a kiss. (FF, sitcom-parody)

Friends: The Contest - by Scarlet Pimp(ernel) - A parody of the 1990's sit-com named Friends. This story revolves around the girls vying to win a "best body" contest. Lots of sex and action. (MF-couples, exh, orgy, sitcom parody) Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4

Friends: The Going Away Present - by Intergalactichi - This story takes place in a parallel universe, somewhere between the end of the sitcom "Friends" and the beginning of the new "Joey". (MF, FF, orgy, sitcom-parody)

Friends: The Wonder Drug - by Cuckold - Rachel catches Phoebe taking some kind of drugs in their bathroom. She takes her to task for doing drugs in their apartment only to find out that she wants some too. (FF, Drugs, sitcom parody)

Friends: Special Episodes - by Wonder Mike - A couple of episodes that you never saw on TV, but would have liked to. (MMFF, orgy, sitcom-parody)

Friends: The Second Episode - by Wonder Mike - A slow lazy day ends up as an all-out sex orgy between "friends". (M+/F+, voy, orgy, parody)

Full House: DJ's Secret Friend - by Geminiguy - DJ confides in a special friend, things happen. (M/f-teen, ped, 1st, oral, sitcom-parody)

Full House: Girls In Trouble - by Ynyn - The oldest Tanner girls and their friend Kimmie have a very bad night when they are left alone at home. (M+/FFf, ped, nc, rp, v, 1st, oral, anal, gb, sitcom-parody)

Full House: Motherly Advise - by David Oberman - This story is based on the characters from the TV show, FULL HOUSE. Rebecca Donaldson, the perky co-host of the morning shows Good Morning San Francisco was happy with her life. From the first day of her joining her hosting partner, Danny Tanner, she was welcomed into his family circle. Though she was actually 27 she could easily pass for a young girl of seventeen. (teens, orgy, bi, beast, inc, sitcom parody)

Full House: Stephanie's Evil Encounter - by Ynyn - Stephanie Tanner, middle child of the Tanner household, encounters horror after her girl band performs in a talnet show. (Mf-teen, ped, nc, rp, v, sitcom-parody)

G.I. Jane - by Mad Gerald - E-novel: Navy Intelligence officer Lt. Jordan O'Neil (DEMI MOORE) sets a Historic precedent when she is recruited as a test case to be the first woman allowed to train for the highly covert operations unit known as the Navy SEALs. (M+/F, FF, military, gangbang, nc, anal, oral, ws, hum, movie parody)

Ghost Rider 1: Pussy From Hell - by Geminiguy - What happens with Johnny Blaze after Ghost Rider (2007) leading up to Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2012) along with deleted scene stories from Ghost Rider. (MF, oral, anal, supernatural, movie-parody) Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4

NEW 10/04/14 - Ghost Rider: Ghosts From The Past - by Geminiguy - Mephistopheles eyes glowed red. He lifted his cane and let it back down hard. Unnatural fire started at the point the cane hit, spreading instantaneously in four directions. (MF, anal, sci-fi, paranormal, movie-parody)

Gilligan's Island: The Passion Fruit - by Shelby Bush - A parody of the 1970's sit-com called Gilligan's Island. This story is about a strange fruit that turns everyone on the island into sex maniacs. The only problem is that they can't remember what they did when under the influence of the strange fruit. (mf, ff, orgy, mc, drugs, sitcom parody)

Gilmore Girls Beginnings: Lorelai Takes Charge - by Oric13 - Rory recalls how her special relationship with her mother became even more "special". Most of this story takes place way before the first episode of "Gilmore girls", and is told from Rory's POV. (Ff, f-mast, spank, anal, huml, inc, TV-parody)

Gilmore Girls: Camping with the Enemy - by Tammy and Dorey - Rory, Dean, and Lorelai go on a camping trip. When Dean makes Rory upset, Tristan's there to comfort her. (MF-teens, cheat, rom, parody)

Gilmore Girls: Catfight - by Greatness - This stories is an adaptation of a story written my Greatness featuring the ever dominant Paris as jealous of her nemesis Rory Gilmore as ever. This time the girls get physical in their dislike for each other. (Fdom/F, exh, v, TV-parody)

Gilmore Girls: Elusive Soulmate - by DadStock - After "The Bracebridge Dinner" - When Christopher visits again, Lorelai has to deal with some lingering feelings for him. (MF, rom)

Gilmore Girls: Field Trip - by Vondoom - Paris has a secret, and when she and Rory find themselves thrown together on an overnight field trip, her secret is revealed. (ff-teens, 1st, TV-parody)

Gilmore Girls: Girlfriends? - by Johnny D - Adapted from his story: One day Lane and Rory find out that they're more than just good friends. (FF-teens, 1st-lesbian)

Gilmore Girls: Grandpa's Urn - by Anonymous - Rory has to deliver a coffee urn to her grandparent's house for an upcoming party that they are hosting. Her grandmother is away but Grandpa is there, and he's just answered the door to Rory's bell ring, freshly from his shower. (M-senior/F-teen, inc, TV-Parody)

Gilmore Girls: Jess In The Bedroom - jbkestrel - Jess Mariano was pleased with himself when he finally gave it to Rory Gilmore. In his opinion, it had been a long time coming. Sure, Rory was slender and very pretty, with long, brown hair and innocent eyes, but it didn't matter how special she was. A guy could only spend so much time holding a girl's hand. (Mdom/F, nc, teens, bd, parody)

Gilmore Girls: Let Love Lead - by Lenny - Rory hadn't been planning it or anything. It wasn't marked with a big red circle on her calendar. The realization just came to her as she and Tristan were sitting there in the candlelight. And she was ready. (MF-teens, 1st, TV-parody)

Gilmore Girls: Life is Sweet - by Terry Webster - Stars Hollow seems more like Payton place when Rory has sex with a girlfriend and Lorelai bonks Rory's boyfriend Trey. (FF-teens, F/M-teen, voy, parody) Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5

Gilmore Girls: Lost in the Shadows - by Jennie - It's New Years Eve senior year when Rory's life ultimately changes and she realizes that there is no going back. In this story the second season didn't happen, meaning Tristan never left. (MF-teens, rom, TV-parody)

Gilmore Girls: Malls, Inns and Hotels - by Ashley Nicole - Rory Gilmore's odyssey from Hartford Connecticut to Madrid Spain, confusion reins. (mf-teens, rom, TV-parody)

Gilmore Girls: My Sex Slave - by Niggardly - Rory Gilmore's new love is Jess, the troubled teenage boy with the attitude. Within weeks of their first date he'd talked young Rory into bed. Then feeding her new sex drive he had talked her into becoming his personal sex slave. (Mdom/F, teens, bdsm, anal, TV-parody)

Gilmore Girls: Out of the Closet - by Jasmine Taylor - On a cloudy winter's day a teacher finally takes the plunge and puts the make on Rory Gilmore, the high school whiz kid that she'd been admiring from a far. (F/F-teen, lesbian, TV-parody)

Gilmore Girls: Peeping at Lorelai - by Pocketpack - A teenage boy who has a penchant for peeping through windows at night gets more than he bargains for when he tries it at the Gilmore residence. (FF, inc, voy, TV-parody)

Gilmore Girls: Proving a Point - by AB-2003 - Rory reluctantly accepts an invitation to Paris' pool party, only to find deeply hidden passions when she has an encounter with a blue-eyed hunky guy at the deep end of the pool after dark. (MF-teens, 1st)

Gilmore Girls: Rory's After the Party, Party - by Red Dragon - Rory drinks too much at her new boyfriend's party and then she finds out that he isn't what she expected at all. (M+F, teens, nc, alcohol, TV-parody)

Gilmore Girls: Rory's Birthday - by Rabbit77 - Lorelai glanced over at her alarm clock. 6:17. The perfect time to wake up her little girl and wish her a happy birthday. She poked her head into her daughter's room, then stopped in astonishment as she saw her beautiful young daughter lying on the bed, with one hand between her legs and the other one massaging her right breast. Her eyes were closed and her face flushed, she moaned softly, completely lost in the orgasm washing over her. (FF, inc, TV-parody)

Gilmore Girls: Rory's Dream - by Anonymous - When a fellow classmate makes a comment about her mother's ass, Rory begins to obsess on her Mom. She can't get out of her mind the feelings that keep welling up, until one day... (F/F-teen, inc, TV-parody)

Gilmore Girls: Rory's First Spanking - by Oric13 - Feeling extremely guilty about missing her mother's graduation ceremony, Rory asks Lorelai for a spanking. This takes place right after episode 2x21 - Lorelai's Graduation Day and is inspired by this quote from Rory when she's offering suggestions to Lorelai on how to punish her: "You should beat me, ground me, take the phone away..." (F/f, spank, exh, reluc, no-sex)

Gilmore Girls: Rory's Regular Check-ups - by Oric13 - In order to convince her mother that she didn't have sex with Dean, Rory allows Lorelai to verify her virginity. From then on, Lorelai regularly checks her daughter to see that she has been a "good girl". This new routine leads to a lot of sexual tension between the two Gilmore girls. (F/f, inc, mast, fist, 1st, tv-parody)

Gilmore Girls: Rory's Secret Sex Life - Oric13 - Rory recalls her first sexual experiences. (F/f-teen, ped, inc, TV-parody)

Gilmore Girls: The Obnoxious Boyfriend - by Caesar - My name is Lorelai Gilmore, and I'm the single mother of a beautiful eighteen year-old recently rebellious teenager. For three months my daughter Rory has been seeing this boy, the eighteen year-old nephew of my friend Luke, whom I believe is a bad influence on my daughter. As evidence; she has begun to get bad grades, skipping school, began smoking, swearing... I could go on for a long time, all because of her new boyfriend Jess. (MFF, seduce, voy)

Gilmore Girls: The Trouble with Me - by Laura - Tristan and Rory meet after a long time only to become entwined in a relationship that probably should have happened. (MF, affair, 1st, parody)

Gilmore Girls: Tight Jeans - by Sarah Anne Talley - Rory Gilmore, now in her second year at Princeton comes home for summer vacation to find that the simplest thing like shopping for a pair of designer jeans can offer the most unusual results. (F/F-teen, 1st-lesbian exp, TV-show parody)

Gilmore Girls: Trick or Treat - by Phoebe - Rory gets talked into things she knows are wrong, but for some unexplainable reason she goes along... (fdom/f, lesbian, mf, teens, orgy, drugs, reluc, preg, TV-parody)

Gilmore Girls: Ups and Downs - by Joy - The Internet does wonders for Rory's social life! (MF, rom, teens)

Gilmore Girls: Who's got the Biggest - by Oric13 - Rory and her mom get into an argument that soon turns into something more. Notes: This story takes place during episode 3 "Kill Me Now" and contains dialogue from that episode. The story is told from Rory's point of view. (F/f, inc, cons, parody)

Girls Of ER - by Apollyon Beelzebub - A person with "connections" gets the foxy women actresses from 'ER' to attend a party for a bunch of real life interns. It all quickly gets out of hand. (A rather sinister story, IMO.) (mf, ff, mc, TV parody)

Gomer Pyle MIA - by CarterUSMC - Did you ever wonder what Gomer Pyle USMC was doing hanging out on that Marine Corps base all those years back in the sixties when the young men of his generation were fighting and dying in Vietnam? Did you ever wonder what would have happened if he had been sent to Vietnam? Maybe something like this. (MF, military, preg, parody)

Gone With The Wind - by Hadley V. Baxendale - What REALLY happened at Tara when Rhett Butler was away? Find out in this erotic parody version based on characters from Margaret Mitchell's classic story, "Gone With the Wind." (MF, FF, group, humor, parody)

Happy Days: He Shoots, He Scores - by Uncle Mike - A really perverted episode of Happy Days. (M/f, inc, ped, Sitcom-parody)

Harry Potter And His Secret Lover - by Rita Skeeter - Ginny Weasley, sister of Harry's best friend Ron Weasley, whose first year at Hogwarts Hall was not exactly going as planned. She'd been tricked by Tom Riddle and had almost gotten herself killed. It was her hero Harry Potter who had rescued her, and now she was looking down on the unconscious boy lying in the bed before her. She loved him, and she was grateful to him. A dangerous combination of emotion at the best of times. (mf, nc, fantasy, parody)

Harry Potter And The Book of Runes - by FIN - Hermione finds a book that she spends 6 years deciphering only to find it is a book about sex. So she enchants her schoolmates in a variety of ways. (ff-teens, voy, 1st-lesbian-expr, fantasy, parody)

Harry Potter And The Book of Runes II - by FIN - The continuation of Hermione's experiments using the Book of Runes. (ff-teens, exh, 1st-bi, rom, parody)

Harry Potter And The Class of Control - by StoryWiz - Harry Potter was a wizard. He hadn't known that he was a wizard till his 11th birthday, when he got a letter by owl-post telling him that he'd been invited to join Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Since then he'd spent 3 years learning all sorts of wonderful spells and charms, playing Quidditch (the most popular game in the magic world) and getting in and out of all sorts of unintended trouble. (m+/f, fantasy, parody)

Harry Potter And The Late Night Study Session - by Blind Wizard - Harry Potter is being forced to stay up late and study by his friend Hermione during the week of finals. Things turn interesting when Hermione brings a pot of tea to help with the studying. (mf, fantasy, parody)

Harry Potter Comes To America - by Heatheranne - A parody of the Harry Potter stories. Harry finds that Quidditch gives him rock star status with the ladies. (MF-teens, exh, voy, mast, orgy, fantasy, parody)

Harry Potter: Creating A Coven - by Oldfart - Harry and Hermione move to the next level. (mf-teens, rom, orgy, fantasy, parody)

Harry Potter: Hermione's Journey - Greven - This is the story behind the story. While watching Harry Potter I noticed Hermione and Hagird shared many lovers looks and thought I might expound on them. This is the gentle story of a young girl and the world a loving man can give her. (Mf, ped, 1st, oral, parody) Part 2

Harry Potter: Hogwarts Adventures - XPA - The outcome of this story, seems to me in keeping with the story series. That is, if you can imagine the students being involved in rather kinky sex at their ages. (mf, nc, rough, fant)

Harry's Magic Wand & Hermione's own Chamber of Secrets - by Demetrius - Harry Potter is good at spotting the devious but occasionally misses what is right under his nose. (mf-teens, 1st, mast, oral, rom, movie-parody)

Harry Potter's Magic Wand - by Jason Carter - Harry Potter buys a snake from the pet store in hopes of liberating him. Marty, the snake, finds a way to repay him. (b/beast, fantasy, parody)

Harry Potter: What Harry & Hermione Did Last Summer - by Demetrius - Summer holidays at Hogwarts. Harry's plans to spend them at Ron's are thwarted so Hermione surprises him with a plan of her own, and the surprises continue. (mf-teen, youths, 1st, mast, oral, rom, fantasy, parody)

Harry Potter: Winning the Quidditch Cup - by ShyGal - Harry Potter and the Gryffindor Quidditch team celebrate their latest victory. (teens, reluc, 1st, fant, movie-parody)

Home Improvement: In The Beginning - by Anon - A parody of the 1990's sit-com called Home Improvement. These 4 stories range all over the place from homosexual, to boy and girl relationships, and bi-sexual themes. (mf, mm, teen, sitcom parody)

Home Improvement: Boys Will be Boys - by Anon - A parody of the 1990's sit-com called Home Improvement. These 4 stories range all over the place from homosexual, to boy and girl relationships, and bi-sexual themes. (mf, mm, teen, sitcom parody)

Home Improvement: Brad Discovers Girls - by Anon - A parody of the 1990's sit-com called Home Improvement. These 4 stories range all over the place from homosexual, to boy and girl relationships, and bi-sexual themes. (mf, mm, teen, sitcom parody)

Home Improvement: Heidi, the Tool Time Girl - by ALurker - This is a two-part story in one text file. The first part covers Heidi's baby-sitting experience with the boys, Brad, Randy and Mark. The second part is about what happens after Tim and Jill get home. (m+F, gang, FF, mc, oral, anal, sitcom parody)

Home Improvement: Holiday Surprise - by Ynyn - Based on TVs Home Improvement. Jill Taylor, home alone, meets up with an intruder on Christmas Eve. (MF, nc, rp, anal, sitcom-parody)

Home Improvement: Randy Has Some Fun - by Anon - A parody of the 1990's sit-com called Home Improvement. These 4 stories range all over the place from homosexual, to boy and girl relationships, and bi-sexual themes. (mf, mm, teens, sitcom parody)

Home Improvement: The Boys Fuck Jill - by Marc - The boy's fantasize about their mom, but then Randy gets so turned on by his slumbering mother that he takes her while she's sleeping on the livingroom couch. (mm/F, inc, drugs, nc, ped, sitcom parody)

Home Improvement: Tim Discovers Manhood - by Phil Phantom & Tiffany - In the episode Jill is insatiable, taking on everyone she can get her hot little hands on. But Jill isn't the only family member with an insatiable sex drive. (mm-teens, bi, m+/F, group, inc, oral, anal, humor, size, cuck, sitcom-parody)

Home Improvement: Jill's Dildo Machine - by Nebulosa - Another parody of the 1990's sit-com called Home Improvement. Tim builds a dildo machine for Jill. And as usual he over-builds the machine with expected results. Only Jill likes it! (MF, mast, sitcom parody)

Home Improvement: Jill's Nickel Tour - by Swedeguy - What if there were more to their good neighbor Wilson, than anyone thought? (MF, reluc, sitcom-parody)

I Dream Of Jeannie - Lacitude & Kathy - A parody of the television show "I Dream Of Jeannie". This story deals with a man's find of a mysterious bottle and the wishes he makes when he finds that it is the home of a genie. (MF, FF ,mc, orgy, sitcom parody)

JAG: Cottage on the Cliff - Katherine English - They had left the world of military protocol far behind them as John and Sarah pulled into the driveway of their remote cottage, far from the prying eyes of the world, on a cliff overlooking the East China Sea. (MF, rom, TV-parody)

NEW 11/15/14 - Jane Jetson, Astro and the Paper Boy - by Docker5000 - A short story about the cartoon character Jane Jetson and how she gets taken by her pet dog Astro, while secretly getting filmed by their local paper boy. The story is set in the future. (F/beast, m-voy, sci-fi, TV-parody)

June Cleaver Seduces Miss Landers - by Bob R - Since Ward hadn't been satisfying June in the bedroom for quite some time, June Cleaver had been fantasizing about her college affair with her roommate and had the urge to taste a little pussy again. (FF, oral, affair, TV-parody)

Junkheap Wars - by Leviticus - Junkheap Wars: Adult Edition. Yes this is a spoof, so keep your knickers on, or not, as the case may be. (MF, bd, forced-orgasms, TV-parody)

Jurassic Prick - by Mitchell St. John - Dr. Alan Grant and John Hammond's grandchildren, 9-year-old Tim Murphy and 12-year-old Lexie Murphy, sat together in the upper branches of a tree. They were sweaty and exhausted from their narrow escape from the T-Rex. Dr. Grant felt warm inside as the two kids cuddled against him. He was surprised by the feeling he was experiencing. He'd never been much for kids, and wasn't used to having them around, let alone touching him. But it felt nice. (M/f, M/m, ped, Movie-parody)

Just One Of The Guys - by Ann Douglas - A parody of the movie about a pretty young high school girl who poses as a boy to get a job on the school paper. There where no openings for a female at the time. She falls for a nice outlaw fellow student, and things get very complicated. (ff-teens)

Kathryn Erbe: Sexbomb - by Lew Motlow - Movie Script: This text is YOURS free to use in making a movie! I only hope that someday my "heroine," Kathryn Erbe, may see it. Until then I'm tuned into Law & Order Criminal Intent every night. (MMF, rom, tv-parody)

Law & Order - by Karens Oh - This story is based on the characters from the show "Law and Order", which is a personal favorite of mine. The main character in this story is Claire Kincaid, the young assistant district attorney played, until this year, by Jill Hennessey. Unfortunately, Claire's character died at the end of last season, but this is a retrospective to an earlier time. (FF, nc, v, spank, parody)

Leave It To Beaver Meets Mister Ed - by Anonymous - A very strange and violent parody of the 1950's television show called "Leave It To Beaver". (b/animal, v, nc, sitcom parody)

Leave It To Beaver: Beaver's Adventure - by PeeWee - The Beaver stays home from school because he is sick about Miss Landers getting married. But when she visits the Cleavers, she gets more than she bargained for from Wally and the Beaver. (Fmb, ped, nd, 1st, oral, anal, sitcom-parody)

Lionel, Lord of the Jungle - by Jason - Forget Tarzan. Lionel is the main-man in Africa. (MMm, ped, humor, parody)

Little House on the Prairie - by Twoshoes - Laura quailed at what lay ahead. Ma mentioned that it would hurt terribly but there was no help for it, that was how babies were made. Laura's tongue was so dry in her mouth. (MF, 1st time, TV parody)

Little Red Riding Hood: Potted Fairy Tales - by Lor Oldmann - Another imaginative excursion into fairy tale land. (MMf, ped, beast, rom, rp, v, preg, fantasy)

Little Red Riding Hood - by Sarah Fox Jahn - A parody of the Grimm's Fairy tales about Little Red Riding Hood and the sly wolf. (f/beast)

Lord of the Rings: The Tower of Darkness - by Mellanie Hewlitt - LOTR theme with Arwen's sexual encounter with Golumn. Unatural Sex theme. (Mf, nc, bd, mc, tor, fantasy)

Lost Chronicles of Dune: Paul and Jessica - by Shadow Kiss - In the distant future a boy and his mother struggle to survive on a hostile world. This story takes place in the middle of the Dune novel. (Fm, inc, sci-fi, drugs, parody)

Lost in Space: The New Adventures of Will Robinson - by Jeff - Will Robinson is captured by aliens for nefarious purposes. (mm, nc, sci-fi, parody)

Love Boat, The: Isaac And The Lady - by Geminiguy - Being a bartender on an ocean going liner is the best job ever. (MF, wife-cheat, intr, oral, anal, sitcom-parody)

Lust in Space - by Malcolm - The starship Jupiter 2 hurtles through space at near the velocity of light, but still is years away from Earth's neighbourhood. The Robinson family, Major Don West and Dr. Zachary Smith, as well as 'the Robot' have been in space now seven years after departing Earth in October 1997. They have encountered many dangerous and fascinating worlds on their oddessy that seems destined to continue on indefinately... (family, inc, sci-fi, TV-parody)

Lynn - by Geminiguy - This story revolve around Lynn and I, and how she shares me with her girlfriends. Lynn was one of the four girlfriends on the television show Girlfriends that ran on UPN then on the CW. (MF, rom, intr, sitcom-parody)

Lynn Makes Maya An Offer - by Geminiguy - This story takes place hours after "Lynn". (MF, intr, voy, size, intr, rom, sitcom-parody))

Lynn Makes Toni An Offer - by Geminiguy - This takes place almost immediately after the events of "Lynn Makes Maya An Offer", a few fucks later. (M/FF, anal, voy, sitcom-parody)

Lynn Makes Monica An Offer - by Geminiguy - I'm tricked by Lynn into role-playing with her girlfriend Monica, thinking that she knew were where just role-playing... When apparently, we were not! (MF, nc, oral, anal, intr, bd, sitcom-parody)

Mad About Fucking You - by Walter Ego - This story is based on characters from NBC's "Mad About You" universe, and is a legally protected parody. The author does not necessarily endorse putting Jamie Buchman in tight bondage and making her a come-swallowing little fuckslave (but boy, it is one hell of an idea!) (MF, wife, FF, F/dog, s&m, bd, group, sitcom-parody)

Mad About You - by Frost - An eight part parody of the 1990's sit com "Mad About You". This series is based an Paul and Jamie's discovery that they both enjoy spanking and bondage. Over the course of this series, they become more and more adventurous. (MF, FF, exh, sharing, bond, spank, sitcom parody) Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8

Mad About You: Jamie, Lisa and Paul - by Gopher King - Paul comes home early and finds his wife and step-sister in bed together. He joins in. (MFF, bi, voy, oral, anal, sitcom-parody)

Mad About You: She's Supernatural - by Your Ghost - An adaptation of the episode of "mad about you" in which Paul has to give a sperm sample at the hospital and Jamie helps him out, but in this version she doesn't just sing. (MF, oral, sitcom-parody)

Malcolm: Really in the Middle - by Mystery Man - Malcolm Wilkerson had been looking forward to a Memorial Day camping trip with his Dad and his brothers, Francis, Reese, and Dewey. After getting an F in Math, Malcolm's Mom, tells him that he's grounded and can't go on the trip. A Memorial Day Weekend to remember is the result. (F/m, inc, rp, sitcom-parody)

Married With Children: Adventures at the Bundy House - by Allen Bergmann - More family fun at the Bundy's where just about everyone, including the neighbors get into the act. (family, inc, sitcom-parody)

Married With Children: Afternoon Delight - by 44Magnum - Al Bundy hurries home from work to watch the Cubs play only to find Peggy and Marcy in the way of the television. (MFF, orgy, oral, bi, sitcom-parody)

Married With Children: Bud Bundy - by Phil - I was driving along on Interstate 90, on my way to pick up Kelly Bundy. I had been scoping out Polk High for the past week, and her name came up in a discussion of the "easy" types. One day at lunch, I met her: a cheap peroxide slut. Nice! We set up a date: Friday, 9PM. At 8:56 I pulled into the driveway at the Bundy residence. I went to the door, knocked, and a short, good-looking young man opened the door. I spoke to him. "Hello, I'm Douglas. I'm here to see Kelly." A strangely malicious smile came over his face. (MM, teens, 1st-gay-expr)

Married with Children: Bud's Secret - by Geminiguy - Bud was unlucky with the ladies, but a genius. And he had put that genius to good use... Now to test it out on an "unlucky" test subject. (mf-teens, inc, 1st, oral, anal, sitcom-parody)

Married With Children: Kelly Bundy Lap Dancer - Gopher King - Jefferson Darcy goes to a nudie bar and finds Kelly Bundy dancing on the stage. (M/F-teen, exh, oral, anal, sitcom-parody)

Married With Children: I Meet Mrs. Bundy - by Anonymous Author - I was passing by a room when I saw a woman in a pair of skintight black leotards bent over the queen size bed. I paused momentarily, taking in the sight of her ass, which was slightly wider than Kelly's but still very exciting. The woman had long red hair and she was busy making the bed. She moved around the edge and that's when I noticed her big purple belt and tight turquoise top that had a plunging neckline. Her tits were huge. (m/F, cheat, ped, sitcom-parody)

Married With Children: Kelly's New Friends - by The Ruthless Russian - It was 1 A.M. Thursday night. Kelly opened the main door to the house, hoping to sneak in without getting caught. Why did her parents have to leave her with that bitch, Marcie? God, she hated the rotten bitch. It was all because of a small party! Well, not so small of course. Her parents had won a free vacation from the lottery and they'd be in Hawaii for two weeks. Naturally, she had thrown a party to have some wild fun with all the popular folks from her high school. She had forgotten one thing, though - Marcie. (M+/F, Blkmail, hum, rp, spanking, bdsm, sitcom-parody)

Married With Children: Magic Tricks - by Uncle Mike - Bud Bundy brushed back his greasy black hair as he stumbled down the stairs to the living room. It was his birthday. For most teenagers, hell, for most people under 30, birthdays are something to look forward to. But not for Bud. His dad was usually too cheap to buy him anything. His mom was too lazy and too stupid to bake a cake. And his sister -- well, Kelly usually gave him something, but it was mostly grief. Then there was this year. This year was going to be different. (m/F, inc, bond, sitcom parody)

Married With Children: Marce Darcy - by Anonymous Author - Ms. Darcy's voice ferrous exclamations became grunts as we progressed and her head dropped, with her thin curly hair jostling with each mighty thrust of my dick into her small body. (m/F, ped, sitcom parody)

Married With Children: The Camera - by Dr. XXX - A parody of "Married With Children" in which Peg and Marcy get it on. The plot thickens when Peg's son Bud, comes home unexpectedly to catch them at it. (FFm, FF, inc, exh, parody)

Mary Tylor Moore: Oh, Mr. Grant! - by Uncle Mike - Mary Richards wants a week off to take a trip with Rhoda to Florida and feels that Mr. Grant should let her take some time off. Mr. Grant has other ideas. (M+/F, gb, nc, sitcom-parody)

M*A*S*H - Body and Seoul - by JT Langdon - Two ships passing in the night, one a major and the other a lieutenant, both army nurses along way from home. (FF, military, TV-parody)

M*A*S*H: Radar's Dream - by Geminiguy - So what does Corporal Radar O'Reilly dream about? (MF, beast, oral, tv-parody)

Maverick: Balls to the Wall - by Anonymous - A two part parody on the TV series "Maverick". This story is pretty much like an episode from the show, except you get to read about the sex life of the famous cardsharp. (MF, TV parody) Part 2

Mayberry: Opie and the Peach Pie - by Uncle Mike - This one's about Opie Taylor and his fathers girlfriend Helen Crump, and yes there really is a peach pie involved. Oh yeah, lets not forget Thelma Lou, she's in this story too. (FF, mF, nc, blkmail, sitcom parody)

Melrose Place: Confrontation - by Nick & Hugh - Amanda and Allison had been on-again, off-again enemies throughout their careers at the ad agency, there was no denying that. However, Amanda couldn't help but admit, to herself, that there was a strong underlying sexual tension that seemed to raise it's head whenever they argued. Amanda had had these feelings since her senior year of college, where she experimented briefly with a timid first year student she had met at orientation. (Fdom/F, nc, TV parody)

My So Called Sex Life - by David Kelly - A parody of the sitcom "My So Called Life. This story will chronicle Angela Chase and her friend's sexual awakening. (teens, peer-pressure, parody)

Mythbusters: Kari Gets Busted - by SJ - Grant and Tori test the ultimate myth on Kari. (MMF, nc, rp, v, huml, ws, sn, tv-parody)

Nanny, The - by Martin4life - The erotic adventures of Nanny Fine. This parody of the television series has the beautiful Nanny making it with everyone except Maxwell Sheffield. (MF, Ff, ped, sitcom parody) - Part 2

Nanny and The Nephew - by Geminiguy - A "lost episode" of The Nanny never meant to be found. (m/F, ped, 1st, oral, inc, size, sitcom-parody)

Naughty Nanny, The - by Doctor Dan - Gracie was awestruck. She knew about sex from her Sex-ed class at school but she thought it only happened with mommies and daddies! Because their mommy was dead she thought her daddy never had sex. But here he was fucking her big sister! And they were both loving it! (MF/fm, inc, ws, ped, preg, sitcom-parody)

Newhart: The Made Maid - by Uncle Mike - A parody from the 1990 sitcom, "Newhart." In this version Joanna and Stephanie vie to prove whose the most desirable, and "pert" young thang' or a mature full-bodied woman. Both women go to extreme lengths to prove their points. (MF, M+/F, FF, cheat, sitcom parody)

Nightclubbing - by LadyDay - The DC super heroines Power Girl and Supergirl attempt to infiltrate a super villain sex club, with predictable results. (MMF, reluc, bi, oral, anal, bd, parody)

Night Of The Amazing Race - by Suzie Wilcox - A story based on the TV game show, The Amazing Race. A girl abandon's her race partner for one night to shack up with a cute guy from another team. (MF, fan-fic, tv-parody)

Not Living With Fran Anymore - by Mad Bohemian - A parody of the television show Living With Fran in which Josh finally snaps and wreaks havoc upon his family. (MFff, ped, nc, rp, bi, inc, 1st, oral, bd, humor, v, sn, parody)

(Not So) Weird Science - by Geminiguy - This is what would have happened if Weird Science had been R-Rated and Gary hadn't been such a wuss. (m-teen/F, ped, mast, oral, anal, fantasy, movie-parody)

Oh Jeeves! - by David Shaw - A parody of the popular mini series on PBS "Jeeves and Wooster. Only this episode would never make it onto television. Maybe video? (MF, humor, parody)

One Day at a Time: I'm Your Handyman - by Uncle Mike - Schneider slipped his master key into the apartment door and walked in, calling out, "Ms. Romano!" He figured no one was home-not that he ever knocked-but it was too early for her to be home from work or the girls to be home from school. Shouldering his pipe wrench like a rifle, the scruffy jack-of-all-trades crossed the living room and turned down the hallway to the bathroom, where, Ann Romano had reported, a pipe under the sink was leaking slowly. He passed by the bedroom doors but stopped when he thought he heard a noise in one, the one Ann used... (M/f-teen, Fdom/M, s&m, sitcom parody)

Old Guest House - A Nancy Screw Mystery - by Nat Sherman - Young sleuth Nancy Screw and her friends have recently unlocked the mysteries of sex. When a new girl arrives on the first day of school, Nancy is intrigued. When she discovers her father, the handsome Carson Screw, has secretly attended a meeting with the new girl's family in their guest house, Nancy and George must figure out what's going on! (M+/ff, inc, parody)

Partridge Family: A Whole Lot of Lovin' - by Uncle Mike - A parody of the Partridge Family 1960's Sit-com. This story is about Keith Partridge's frustration with working with all the kids in the family Band. Also he is attracted to his mother Shirley Partridge. One thing leads to another. (mdom/F, inc, rape, sitcom parody)

Partridge Family: Keith's Big Date - by Geminiguy - What if instead of being today it was 1971? And what if many of today's celebrities guest starred on The Partridge Family? (m/F, underage, oral, TV-parody)

Partridge Family: Laurie Gets A Midnight Visitor - by Geminiguy - What if instead of being today it was 1971? And what if many of today's celebrities guest starred on The Partridge Family? (m/F, underage, oral, TV-parody)

Partridge Family Values - Keith P - Sexy Shirley Partridge and her rock-star son make beautiful music together in this 1970s television parody. (MF, inc, parody)

Party of Five: Party of Two - by Carl Hunter - Of course this is based on the TV series about same. I'm not really familiar with the television show, but the author says that the spirit of the story closely goes along with the TV series. You'll have to be the judge of that. (ff-teens, lesbian, TV parody)

Passions: The Forbidden - by Mana12Anime - It is about the hit soap "Passions" when Theresa and Miguel make love and their brother Louise finds out. (MF, inc, oral, rom, TV-parody)

Patty Duke: Two of a Kind - by Uncle Mike - Patty and Cathy were both teenagers, just slightly plump but showing the promise of adulthood in their budding breasts and the smooth curve of their hips. Though cousins, they were virtually identical -- the same round faces, full lips, bright eyes. (ff-teens, inc, sitcom parody)

Peterpan - by dale10 - An erotic version of the Peter Pan fantasy. (mm/f-teens, exh, ped, 1st, bi, fantasy)

Peter Pan - by Jack Rabbit - Wendy and her brothers go with Peter Pan to Never Never Land for a romantic adventure, where she discovers that Peter enjoys sexual games with the Mermaids and Indian Princesses. Tinkerbell, Peter's tiny little fairy, not only is jealous of other girls who Peter is friendly with, she plays her own erotic games with Wendy's brother John. (mf-teens, youths, m/fairy, nc, v, voy, mast, 1st, rom, movie-parody, fant, bd)

Peterpan - by Wendy - "Hi Tinkerbell," Peter said cheerfully. Tinkerbell glared at Peter, then lifted her nose in the air and flew over to her own little tiny bed. Peter sighed. Apparently Tinkerbell was still upset with him about bringing Wendy along. He couldn't really understand why, because Wendy as such a nice lady. (mf, movie parody)

Picket Fences - by Karens Oh - This story is based on the TV show Picket Fences. I got the idea from an episode where Kimberly, the 18-year old daughter of the main family in the show, has a brief flirtation with her best friend. (FF, 1st-lesbian-expr, tv-parody)

Pinocchio - by Jack Rabbit - In this parody of the movie, the Blue Fairy's effort to change Pinocchio into a live boy look at the puppet's dealing with new experience of sexual arousal. In addition, the Blue Fairy also answered another one of Geppeto's wishes, to overcome his ED disability. (MFmf-teens, ped, 1st, voy, fant, rom, movie-parody)

Planet Of The Apes: A Narrow Escape - by Trespout - In the remake of Planet of the Apes, at one point during the escape of Leo, Ari and the rest, they come across an army-camp. They absolutely have to get past it. When crossing a river to bypass the camp, Ari and Leo get separated from the rest. This is what happens...(MF, beast, sci-fi, rom)

Real Steel Deleted Scene - by Jake B - Gay Young Celebrity Erotic story based on the movie Real Steel. Characters: Max and the robot Atom. (Mb, ped, oral, anal, sci-fi, movie-parody)

Roseanne - by RavenFreak - A parody of "Roseanne" the 1990's sit-com. This story is about the erotic encounter of all the women of the family and several of the males. A real "family" affair. (MFf, Fff, orgy, sitcom parody)

Roswell: Max's Dream - by Mark Smiddy - Max stood in the shower letting the hot streams of water pelt across his broad shoulders, over the swell of his chest, down the flat plane of his stomach before it cascaded into the dark patch of his pubic hair. He closed his eyes and lost himself in the sensation of the warm water as it caressed his skin, arousing him as it ran in rivulets down the shaft of his swelling penis. (gay dreams, TV-parody)

Roswell: The Unaired Pilot - by Dudester - This is a satire of the TV show that ran on the WB from 1999-2002. Among others, it starred Katherine Heigl (Grey's Anatomy) as Isabel and Shiri Appleby (Swimfan, Six Degrees) as Liz. The story contains violence and rape, but it is done in a comedic bent, please don't take it seriously-it is a satire. (ff-teens, nc, rp, v, oral, anal, sci-fi, tv-parody)

Sabrina: Blue Moon - by Von Cross - Sabrina Spellman stood on the porch outside her student house. She had just come back from her first date with Josh and he was now walking her to her door. Her hair had returned to her natural dark red, and she was wearing a white shirt that left her mid-rift bare, and her maroon mini-skirt with black stockings and black high heels. It was a warm night, so she had no coat. (FF, MF, orgy, sitcom parody)

Sabrina's Folly - by Heatheranne - The altered reality featuring Sabrina The Teenage Which as a young girl beginning to feel her sexuality. This is a very well written and steamy story. (M/f, mast, Ff, sitcom parody)

Sabrina's Magic Wand - by Mad Bohemian - Sabrina the Teenage Witch acquires a magic wand to help kill her boredom. (MMf-teen, oral, sitcom parody)

Sabrina: Mortal Beloved - by Sigma - Sabrina was growing tired of concealing her identity from the people she loved most. Sure, it was fine for most people, but she hated the idea of keeping something like this from Harvey and Jenny. She knew she could trust them not to tell anyone, and it would take a huge load of her shoulders if she could just tell SOMEBODY about her being a witch. (ff-teens, inc, sitcom-parody)

Sabrina Through Space and Time - by Heatheranne - Sabrina broke off her kiss with her boyfriend Harvey to look at her watch. It was time to go inside the house. She kissed him once again and said, with her lips brushing his, "Harvey, I have to go in now." They had been saying good night on her porch for fifteen minutes. It had seemed more like fifteen seconds in Harvey's arms. She could tell that he had enjoyed their little make out session because of the distinctive bulge she could feel against her hip. (f-teen, solo, mast, sitcom parody)

Sabrina: Who Let The Dog Out? - by JT Langdon - Sabrina The Teenage Witch accidentally turns Roxie into a dog. (FF, teens, sitcom-parody)

Saved By The Bell - by Anonymous Author - The sex-capades of the gang at Bayside High. This parody of "Saved By The Bell" has the gang having unprotected sex with anything that can walk. (mf, ff, teens, orgy, sitcom parody) Part 2

Saved By The Bell: Bangin' At Bayside - by Cuzintiny - In 5 chapters: The sexual antics of the gang from Saved By The Bell. (mf-teens, bi, inc, 1st, mast, oral, solo, tv-parody)

Scully Meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer - by Yenoc - This story brings to characters from two different TV shows together in an erotic adventure. The X Files and Buffy The Vampire Slayer never was like this believe me. (MF, FF, mc, TV parody)

Seinfeld: Gang Bang - by George - The following episode of the hit TV show "Seinfeld" was originally scheduled to be the centerpiece of NBC's Fall sweeps week this year. The network executives figured that they were finally giving loyal "Seinfeld" viewers the episode they had always wanted. Unfortunately, when sponsors learned what the storyline was, several of them threatened to pull out and the episode had to be scrapped. A friend of mine leaked the script to me, and I decided to rework it into a narrative story and post it. Once you read it, I'm sure you will agree that the network was foolish to think they could ever get it on the air. (MMMF, orgy, sitcom parody)

Seinfeld: Girl's Only Weekend - by Beast Lover - Eliane and Susan decide to take a girl's only weekend at Susan's father's cabin up state. Elaine soon finds out that Susan has more on her mind than rest and getting to know each other better. Elaine soon finds herself in a bad position. (FF, ws, nc, rp, v, toys, 1st, bd, tor, fist, sitcom-parody)

Seinfeld: Miracle Cream - by Jackbo - Elaine arrives at Jerry's apartment after a day at the gym. Jerry has to leave on business and George gets a new hair growth cream from Kramer. Little does he realize but the cream does more than grow hair. (MMF, orgy, sitcom parody)

Seinfeld: Wager - by AA - Kramer finds a porn video of Elaine and Jerry and decides that a good game of strip poker will bring some fun to the mix. (MMF, sitcom-parody)

Seven of Nine Does Seven of Nine - by Emmah - Seven of Nine becomes a team player. (sci-fi, parody)

Seven of Nine's Revenge - by IndianOutlaw - B'Elanna takes it upon herself to teach Seven of Nine to relax a little. (FF, sci-fi, TV-parody)

Sex In The Twilight Zone - by Pussy Barber - Denise Gray, twenty eight, an attractive and shapely young woman with impressive teaching credentials, teacher of Human Sexuality 101 for a local junior college. Tomorrow she will take a leave of absence for her health, and a trip. A trip into the Twilight Zone. (MF, FF, adult/teens, robots, sci-fi, orgy, parody)

Sherlock Holmes: Dr. Watson's Wanton Wimbleton - by David Shaw - England's greatest detective is in the Balkans and sexual blackmail is afoot in centre court. Can the good Doctor save Miss Maude Oakes from a fate worse than being beaten by an American challenger or will it be a love all? (MMF, reluc)

Six Feet Under: Claire's Ride - by Michael - This is a parody of the hit HBO series "Six Feet Under" which really takes no more than the daughter's first name and the basic outline of the storyline. (MF, nec, TV show-parody)

Sixteen Candles: Gender Reversed - by Geminiguy - What if the genders were reversed in 1984's Sixteen Candles? Here's how one scene could have played out. (F/m-teen, mast, 1st, inc, movie-parody)

Sleeping Beauty: Potted Fairy Tales - by Lor Oldmann - A further exploration of the sublimated sexual innuendo tucked away in the petty trash of the popular fairy tale. (fantasy)

Snow White - by The Writer - The seven dwarfs all left for the mine early in the morning; they all went off whistling ready for the brand new day. Let me tell you why. (MF, 1st, rom, fantasy)

Snow White and the Seven Little Boys - by Comicman - A story about Snow White's erotic adventures with the boys who save her from a fate worse than death. (b+/F, fantasy)

Sopranos, The: All the Family Business I - by Dr. XXX - Parody of the HBO mob drama. chapter 1 features Tony Soprano and Dr. Melfi "resolving" their sexual tension. (MF, reluc, TV-parody)

Sopranos, The: All the Family Business II - by Dr. XXX - A parody of the HBO mob drama. In this chapter, Tony's daughter Meadow does Ecstasy with Adriana. One thing leads to another. Then Christopher shows up. (MFF, FF, teens, drugs, parody)

Sopranos, The: All the Family Business III - by Dr. XXX - Parody of the HBO mob drama. In this, the third chapter, Anthony Jr. discovers illicit drugs in his sister Meadow's bedroom. Meadow offers him a "deal" not to tell anyone. (Fm, inc, blkmail, TV-parody)

Sopranos, The: All the Family Business IV - by Dr. XXX - Parody of the HBO mob drama. In this, the final chapter, Anthony Jr. gets caught spying on his other in the bathroom... and he has to learn a lesson. (Fm, inc, drugs, TV-parody)

Spy Kids: Advanced Training - by Geminiguy - Secret training facility somewhere off the U.S. coast, late spring of 2004. (M/f-teen, ped, 1st, anal, sci-fi, movie-parody)

Standing Still - by Marcia R. Hooper - Clea discovers that the giant robot Gort (from THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL), is playing possum with her. At night he's been moving around and getting up to no good. Clea decides to investigate. Join her in this 15 page misadventure and find out how she makes out. (M-robot, sci-fi)

Stargate SG-1: Janet's Rite Of Passage - by SF Lez Lover - In this version of an epesode of Star Gate, Dr. Frasier helps her daughter lose her virginity, actually Dr. Frasier takes her daughter's virginity. (FF, 1st-lesbian-expr, inc, sci-fi)

Stargate SG-1: Legacy's Side Effect - by David Oberman - "Legacy" Episode Synopsis: Episode starts with SG-1 exploring a creepy planet. Daniel notes that the hallway is of an advanced design but that it has been stripped and deserted. They come to a sealed door and Teal'c informs his teammates that it is of an ancient Goa'uld design. He then finds a way to open the door. (MF, FF, mc, sci-fi, parody)

Star Trek: A Date for Nate - by Anonymous Author - This three part story revolves around Petty Officer 2nd Class Nathaniel Pisarkiewicz, and his antisocial behavior. Nate becomes a changed man affecting the whole crew. (MF, orgy, TV parody) Part 2 - Part 3

Star Trek: Complexities and Paradox's - Dimitri Maximoff - The erotic adventure of the Next Generation Star Trek gang. (MF, FF, oral, TV parody) Part 2 - Part 3

Star Trek: Beverly & Deanna - A Love Story - by Ann Douglas - This three part Trek story describes Dr, Crushers infatuation with Deanna, as they become close friends, then take a vacation together. Beverly finds out exactly what a Betazoid can do in bed. (FF, TV parody) - Part 2 - Part 3

Star Trek: Beverly's Holodeck Fanatsy - by Ann Douglas - This story is about a mother's love. The love that builds between Beverly and her son Wesley. (Fm, inc, ped, TV parody)

Star Trek: The Sensual Encounter - by Anonymous Author - The crew is influenced by outside forces. Their sexual tendencies are magnified a hundred-fold. (MF, FF, orgy, TV parody)

Star Trek: The Doctor Brahms Encounter - PJ - A three part parody of the episodes that featured Dr. Brahms. She's more than she seems, her powers are exceptional and her effect on men is devastating. (MF, FF, d/s, TV parody)
Part 2 - Part 3

Star Trek: Troi in Trouble - by Drew - If Klingon/Betazoid discpline isn't your cup of earl grey, hitting the 'n' key ought to warp you back into more familiar sectors of space. (MF, spank, TV parody)

Star Trek: Uhura and Rand - by Ann Douglas -A little tete-a-tete between old friends just before changing duty station. (FF, rom, intr, sci-fi, tv-parody)

Star Trek Voyager: Calling All Borg - by Dixon Carter Lee - Seven of Nine experiences human emotions for the first time in her life. (MF, 1st, sci-fi, tv-parody)

Star Trek Voyager: Lost And Found - by MG - This story takes place right before episode 7 of the TV series ("Eye of the Needle", the one where they find the wormhole to the Alpha quadrant) and immediately after the first Voyager episode for the Internet by Pussy Willow (check your local newsgroups or S.T. archives). There are also references to the third season ST:TNG episode "Yesterday's Enterprise" and the Sela episodes. Also, read episode 1: "S-Space" first if at all possible... (MF, FF, tg, humor, TV parody)

Star Trek Voyager: Seven and One Is Two - by Val White - Seven of Nine developes an interest in Captian Janeway. (FF, parody)

Star Trek Voyager: S-Space - by MG & ScatWoman - The erotic adventures of the Voyager crew. They become trapped in S-Space, which removes all their inhibitions, and makes for a very sex crazed voyage. (MF, FF, aliens, TV parody)

Star Trek Voyager: Strip Poker - IndianOutLaw - The officers of the crew of Voyager enter into an object lesson for Seven-of-nine. Too many hijinks have been going on and Captain Janeway decides it's time to take action. (MF, hum, strip-poker, TV parody)

Star Trek: Worf Meets his Match - by PJ - As unlikely as it is, in this two-part episode Worf becomes obsessed then dominated by a mysterious woman. (Fdom/M, TV parody) Part 2

Star Wars: Padmie And The Sand Men - by Grm - This story was inspired by the Star wars films, especially part 2 Attack of the clones, and the Tusken raiders or sand people abducting Shmi, Anakin's mother. In this story it's Padmie. (M+/f, ped, nc, rp, 1st, sci-fi, parody)

Starwars: Padme's Pussy - by TheKnecht - I have written a pornographic (and I hope, very funny and sexy) parody of the Star Wars series, mainly starring Padme Amidala. Hope you like it! (MMF, exh, rp, bd, ws, sci-fi)

Star Wars: The True Story of Jabba The Hut - by Max Greymore - The first contact with Alien life forms is with a being similar to Jabba the Hut. One of the Alien's objectives is to make the women of earth their concubines. (MMFF, exh, reluc, 1st, mc, sci-fi, parody)

Star Wars: The Violation Of Princess Leia - by Geminiguy - What you didn't see in Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope. (MF, nc, rp, 1st, anal, sci-fi, movie-parody)

Teresa's Dr. Who - by Brenda Vieths - A quick roll in the sack with Dr. Who. For those of you who don't know who Dr. Who is, go here and check him out, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who (MF, sci-fi, tv-sitcom parody)

That 70's Show: After the Breakup - by WhitePhyre - After Donna and Eric break up, Jackie makes Donna feel better. (FF, teens, sitcom-parody)

That 70's Orgy - by Sifter - The guys are board and find fun things to do when Donna shows up. (M+/F, teens, orgy)

That 70's Show: Bent - by Michael - An unexpected threesome when Donna gets pissed on Jack Daniel's with Hyde and Kelso. Then Fez shows up. Eric is away with his parents visiting a sick family member. (MMF, teens, TV parody)

That 70's Show: Eric and Lori - by Charlie Brown - Eric tries to use a didlo on Donna and they have a falling out. But later that night he decides to use it on his sister Lori. (MFFF, teens, inc, orgy, sitcom parody)

That 70's Show: Pushing Donna's Buttons - by AB-2006 - She was making little snuffling noises as I fucked her harder and faster. (MF-teens, nc, alcohol, sitcom-parody)

Three's Company: All Cats Are Grey - by Uncle Mike - A well-written parody of the 1980's sit-com Three's Company. This story is about a big misunderstanding and how it leads to sex with the girls. (MFF, sitcom parody)

Two-Legged Freaks - by Geminiguy - Parody of Eight-Legged Freaks, where the only freaks there are of the human variety. (f/M, F/m, ped, inc, oral, movie-parody)

Twilight Zone - by Ted E. Bear - Jennifer was a college freshman on the cheerleading squad. Back in high school she was the captain of her schools squad. She was a stereotypical cheerleader, voluptuous, blue eyes and blonde. One morning, as she was returning from class, she stepped into the Twilight Zone. (M+F, FF, F/Machine, sci-fi, beast, TV-parody)

Twilight Zone: Tube Terror - by Anon Author - An episode of Twilight Zone that we might really like to see. (MF, fantasy, sci-fi)

Victorious - Payback Because Of Daddy - by David Oberman - Parody of the Victorious TV show where Tori accompanies Cat to an audition only to be abused and debased by the local crime lord. (MM/f-teen, nc, rp, oral, anal, beast, TV-parody)

Voyager Uncensored #3: Shore Leave - by Scatwoman - The third "Voyager Uncensored" (Star Trek: Voyager slash) story - #1 ("S-Space" by Pussywillow) and #2 ("Lost & Found" by MG aka Scatwoman) are already posted in the Sci-Fi sex directory. This is the most recent (and best, I think) episode. (MF, FF, mf, ped, herm, ws, sci-fi, beast, scat)

War At Home: Boner Pills - by Leper Messiah - A parody of the Fox sit-com, very loosely based on the episode where Hillary gets drunk with her friend Brenda. In this version of the story, both Dave and Larry are accidentally dosed with Viagra, and the women of the house have to come to their aid. (FFM, inc, 1st, oral, anal, orgy, sitcom-parody)

West Wing: Bipartisanship - by Ann Douglas - A parody of the 1999-2006 hour long drama on NBC. In this fantasy episode C.J. Cregg (a staunch democrat in the current administration) strikes up an unexpected relationship with Ainsley Hayes (a young republican activist) that turns into something special. (FF, TV-parody)

West Wing: To Protect And Serve - by JT Langdon - A parody of the NBC one-hour drama: West Wing, depicting the President's daughter and her Secret Service person in a compromising situation. This of course could never air on TV, but the author has made a credible little story with plenty of sexual tension. It would make a great TV movie on cable. (FF, TV parody)

What Ought To Be On Wasteland - by tReSe - This story depicts what might have happened in the TV series, "Wasteland" if homoeroticism was permitted. Synopsis: Dawnie, a graduate student who is writing her thesis about the "lost" generation and the twenties as a second coming-of-age. At 27, she's still a virgin and hung up on campus stud Ty, who dumped her because she wouldn't "put out." (MM, celeb, fan, oral)

When The Lights Go Out At The Brady House - by Richard - A story about the Brady Bunch when the cameras aren't rolling. (MF, voy, rom, sitcom-parody)

Who's the Boss - by Jack and Jill - A parody of the TV show, "Who's the Boss". Angela and Tony find out who really is in charge. (Mf, ped, inc, sitcom-parody)

WKRP in Cincinnati: It's A Dog's Life - Uncle Mike - In this parody of WKRP Cincinnati - Jennifer gets bonked by a dog while she is trapped under her desk. Oop's did I give the plot away? (F/dog, nc, sitcom parody)

Wings: The Debt - by A Lurker - Helen Chapel was nervous as she went to answer the door. She was heavily in debt and she was expecting someone to come collect. She opened the door and two men were standing there. (M+F, FF, blkmail, sitcom-parody)

Witches And The Slayer - by Heatheranne - This story is a parody of the television shows Sabrina, Charmed, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Sabrina’s aunts get in trouble and characters from the other shows come to the rescue. Sexual hi-jinks abound. (MF, FF, inc, fantasy, TV-parody)

Wonder Woman's Forbidden Love - by DarkWiccan - Princess Diana a.k.a. Wonder Woman is sent back in time, to the year 1942. Her mission: to prevent the death of her mother queen hippolyta. But a Nazi Agent and her partner, have other plans for the golden age Wonder Woman, and her daughter. Ancient Secrets come to light, when both wonder women are tricked into admitting their true feelings for each other and committing incest. (MMF, nc, rp, inc, v, bd, tor, preg, sn)

X-Files - by Rick Dean - Fox Mulder and Dana Scully are called to Portland, Oregon to investigate a possible X-File. Apparently, men are turning up dead with erections and it's up to our intrepid F.B.I. Agents to discover the cause behind it. As the story unfolds they learn not only more about the X-File in question but more about the other's sexuality and their unique friendship as well. (MF, sci-fi)

X-Files: Auto-Erotic Humiliation 1 - by Chris - Gun at the ready, she moved from corner to corner rapidly searching the rooms until she burst into Mulder's bedroom and nearly screamed herself. His bed was in disarray but Mulder himself was in the middle of the room, nude, handcuffed and apparently unconscious, held up only by a necktie attached to the ceiling fan. "Mulder!" she cried as she shoved her gun in its holster and ran to her partner's side.

X-Files: Auto-Erotic Humiliation 2 - by Chris - Mulder glanced at Scully for a second, then turned back. Dark bruises flowered completely around his neck, disappearing into his collar.

X-Files: Auto-Erotic Humiliation 3 - by Chris - Unbidden, the sensation of Scully's fingers through the fabric of his pants drifted up from his memory; as he pretended to examine the motel room, he felt he could smell her hair. An image of a barely clad Dana ministering to him the way Maria had that night slipped into his mind. 'Not that it wouldn't be a hell of a lot of fun.'

X-Files: Anais - by JG Harrison - Scully cringed, and Mulder laughed. Without turning around--or even seeing her come into the room at all--Mulder asked, "Hey, Scully, what do you think about a mummified alien fetus?"

X-Files: Agent Scully's Sleepy File - by Alpharalph - No matter how hard she tried to focus, Scully just couldn't remember exactly how she got here, her eyes slipping in and out of focus, her limbs unresponsive, the gray rubber shape of a nasal inhaler strapped against her face, the strangely arousing scent of nitrous oxide filling her nose. And the figure that moved above her, leaned over her, but did not hurt her--yet. (MF, drugs, rp)

X-Files: Girls In Trouble - by Mikey - Shirley and Misty are accused of a bomb blast that destroyed the principal's car. (MF, nc, oral, TV-parody)

X-men: Bast - by Crouching Buddha - Based upon classic X-men principles and set outside of any particular point in the time-line. The X-men struggle to balance their own lives while anti-Mutant forces muster against their people. Other, unseen opposition watches, waiting. And when a new, untested Mutant with extraordinary potential is thrown into the mix, things become complicated. Various character couplings. (MFF, bi, oral, anal, sci-fi, rom, parody)


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Ann Douglas Stories

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