Title: Knorg’s Vampire Tarot

Category: Paranormal
Author Pen name: Knorg
Email: paxgronk@hotmail.com
Description: These card stories use a variety of well-known and popular as well as more obscure characters, from Marge Simpson to Elvis, from Bloodrayne to Jon Arbuckle, as well as my own characters. Each story is around 1000 words.

Stories: Death/Rebirth by Vampire, catfight, sex, girl-on-girl, and similar. 

 

Song lyrics used without permission.

Characters/places/trademarks that aren’t mine are used for this parody without permission.

This story concept is a parody of Fifteen Painted Cards from a Vampire Tarot by Neil Gaiman.

 

VII. The Chariot

 

Rain was pounding the streets of Liberty City as he pulled the stolen yellow cab in next to the park on Staunton Island. The area seemed crowded for midnight until he remembered the rumours of an illegal fight being organised as part of some tournament. The middle-aged fare that’d hailed him was suddenly shoved aside and sent sprawling into the gutter. Wary of a carjacking he started to pull away from the curb, but not fast enough as the rear door was yanked open and an attractive Chinese woman dropped into the back seat.

 

Chun-Li’s fantastic physical condition usually meant her heart rate was hardly even raised above normal following a street fight. This time was different; her noble heart was pounding obscenely fast as she dropped her sexy sweaty body into the back of the taxi. The New World Warrior, known as Serveren, had come close to putting her down like a dog. She’d barely survived and then only by finding new reserves of energy, agility and speed. Severen had been out to kill, not win.

 

The sexy Interpol officer caught the reflection of herself in the mirror; her body was visibly soaked with sweat and her neck wound was seeping blood into the wad of tissues held tightly against her neck. She wore her traditional blue Chinese costume, ripped, spattered with blood and damp with sweat and the night’s rain. The sexy garment covered her athletic body, save for her toned arms and the muscular long legs that ended in her ankle-length white boots.

 

“Hospital” she gasped the destination to the driver in her near-perfect English, before realising her neck was no longer bleeding anywhere near as heavily. ‘How strange,’ “No… airport.” The thuggish male eyed her body as best he could in his rear view mirror before accelerating away down the street. He hoped she wasn’t triad; they hated him more than ever since Maria got him to work for Asuka of the Yakuza.

 

Heat was spreading through her body from the neck wound so that first her nipples began to tingle pleasurably, hardening under the ripped top. A sexy moan put the drivers eyes on her in time to see Chun Li work her hand inside the tunic and grab her right breast. The pleasure began to grow so that her dark furred snatch was wet with arousal and her clit was already swollen and tingling. Begging to be stroked.

 

The cab knocked a speeding Banshee sideways and the impact forced the driver’s eyes away and back on the road. He missed the incredibly aroused Chun-Li pulling the crotch of her costume aside, and rubbing her swollen nub. She twisted sweaty fingers around the pea-sized core of her pleasure, arching her butt off the back seat of the cab and moaning throatily. She was changing, desperate, hungry. She needed to cum but couldn’t get herself off.

 

“Ohhhh…. I need to cum! I need sex!”

 

He was no stranger to fucking whores in the back alleys, paying for the privilege of spraying a condom-caught load into a bored streetwalker. This was different; the Chinese woman was wild in the back seat, and she was definitely no whore. He couldn’t believe his luck. With a handbrake turn that would make a pro-driver proud he twisted the cab into a dark ally, and broke hard just before the wall at the far end.

 

Chun-Li felt the cab halt and saw him climbing out the driver’s side. Immediately recognising his intention she regretfully let her breast and pussy free to twist around in the seat and put her strongly muscled legs against the door. As he pulled it open from the outside, she yanked the soaking crotch of the costume aside again and bucked her hips. He dropped his pants and underwear onto the rain wet ally floor and crawled onto the back seat.

 

“Now! Fuck me! FUCK ME!”

 

Hard thighs wrapped around his ass he pushed straight into her. She was so wet with arousal he sent seven thick inches into her straight away, filling her with hot meat. The Chinese woman was writhing ecstatically beneath him as he began fucking her, stroking his circumcised cock in and out to the fast rhythm set by Chun-Li’s grasping legs.

 

She had one hand back on her breast, pressed in the tight space between their bodies; the other was rubbing her clit again. The cab stank of sweat and arousal and raindrops spang’d off the roof like bullets

 

“Faster! Harder! Make me cum!”

 

He complied, enjoying the wildest casual sex of his entire life. Even his stints in prison couldn’t match this. His balls were slamming against her tightly muscled ass almost painfully as he realised he wasn’t going to last long before coming. The heat in Chun-Li’s body was intense but she felt the frustration as she couldn’t make it peak. She needed more! She needed….

 

He grabbed her tightly and stiffened, body shaking as the first blast of cum painted her cervix. Chun-Li’s eyes flew open, glowing with a hateful red light, new grown fangs ready. He didn’t even have time to cry out as she locked her arms and legs about his climaxing body and bit deeply into his jugular. The first taste of blood sent her over the edge. Chun-Li’s cunt squeezed hard, milking the jerking cock within, as streaming girlcum splashed his tight balls. Still she fed, taking her fill of the witless meat, becoming a creature of darkness as a huge continuous orgasm tsunami’d through her entire being.

 

“Ooohhhh….” She moaned quietly as she came down from the orgasmic high, with her body shaking gently. The light dimmed in her eyes as she rested the dead man’s head on her breasts. Running fingers through his hair, she licked her lips and thought about the future. It seemed bright with the possibility that Bison would fall to her… then Shadaloo… then The World.

 

Victory would be hers and as for the cabbie? WASTED!