I humbly apologize to visitors to my site for all this political and religious crap, and swearing of oaths nonsense, but it is necessary to protect our Constitutionally protected freedom of speech from those in power who use their religion to justify their oppressive and tyrannical politics...

• By clicking on the button below, I swear on my honor and to God that I am viewing this site from within Canada.

• By clicking on the button below, I swear on my honor and to God that I am an adult of legal age in Canada.

• By clicking on the button below, I swear on my honor and to God that my purpose for entering this site is no other than to read and enjoy the stories within.

• By clicking on the button below, I swear on my honor and to God that my understanding that stories are written words that represent a fictional situation, no matter how bizarre, that has come out of someone's imagination, and that no crime or hostile act need be committed against an innocent person in order to so arrange those words.

• By clicking on the button below, I swear on my honor and to God that I am not a representative of any government entering this site with the intent to impose punishment upon the author for violating the religious morality and sensitivities of the current political administration or of the general population at large.

• By clicking on the button below, I swear on my honor and to God that, although I may not approve of what subjects some people may enjoy writing or reading about, I know that it is not my right nor my duty to impose my personal values upon those other people for any reason.

• By clicking on the button below, I swear on my honor and to God that I have read the Fundamental Freedoms of the Canada Act, which read as follows:

  2. Everyone has the following fundamental freedoms:
  (a) freedom of conscience and religion
  (b) freedom of thought, belief, opinion and expression, including freedom of the press and other means of communication.
  (c) freedom of peaceful assembly; and
  (d) freedom of association.
  

• By clicking on the button below, I swear on my honor and to God that I accept that the words "freedom of the press and other means of communication." and are perfectly clear and leave no room whatsoever for interpretation.

• By clicking on the button below, I swear on my honor and to God that I understand that the Fundamental Freedoms protect speech of all kinds, and that it makes no exceptions whatsoever for commercial speech or speech that serves no other purpose than to give pleasure to those reading it.

• By clicking on the button below, I swear on my honor and to God that I understand that laws prohibiting "obscene" speech are an attempt to codify religious doctrine into law, thus violating the Fundamental Freedoms of the Constution Act that protects the freedom of conscience and religion.

• By clicking on the button below, I swear on my honor and to God that I understand that laws prohibiting "obscene" speech are an attempt to interfere in the right of people interested in exchanging erotic literature, thus violating the Fundamental Freedoms of the Constution Act that protects the freedom of peaceful assembly.

• By clicking on the button below, I swear on my honor and to God that I know that the Canada Act is the highest law in the land; that it supersedes and overrules all other laws, regulations, prohibitions, mandates, codes, edicts, decrees, and orders.

• By clicking on the button below, I swear on my honor and to God that I know that every politician in public office, and every law enforcement officer, has taken a solemn oath to uphold and defend the Canada Act.

• By clicking on the button below, I swear on my honor and to God that I know that any such person sworn to uphold the Canada Act (which includes the Fundamental Freedom of free speech), and who enacts laws or imposes punishments upon people for their speech is violating their solemn oath of office.

• By clicking on the button below, I swear on my honor and to God that I understand that all images contained within this site have been created with advanced 3-D modeling tools such as 3D Studio Max, Poser, Photoshop, and other software tools, and that no real people, either living or dead, are depicted.

• By clicking on the button below, I swear on my honor and to God that I have read, understood, and agree with, all of the above.