These are poems, entirely made up, as if that wasn't obvious. The General Disclaimer is incorporated herein by reference.

8 May 2011

There was a little girl from Nantucket
who cried as she stood on a bucket
stark naked and tied
with her arms held out wide,
as her captors said "Now we can-" "Hold on a sec, Bob,
Ken's back with the video camera!"

12 May 2011

(It seems there are more limericks about various people from Nantucket than there are limericks about people from Limerick, so I attempt to correct the imbalance somewhat...)

A cute little lassie from Limerick
was taken and stripped naked very quick
then bound with duct tape
for a long brutal rape
with a scaldingly hot metal prick.