- It is usually possible for a woman to estimate the size of a
man’s fully engorged cock by gazing at his crotch when he is
unaroused and fully dressed and over ten yards/meters away.
- Without the use of scientific instruments men can easily
estimate the size of women’s breasts from across the room,
even if the woman is fully dressed. Actually, this is no big deal,
since nearly all attractive women have 38DD bust sizes
- The normal sequence of sexual experiences is first petting,
then oral sex, then anal sex, then vaginal sex—usually all
on the same date.
- The first boy to touch a girl’s breasts will come in
each of her three orifices within the next hour.
- Most women would intensely enjoy sexual contact with another
woman, but most men would not enjoy sexual contact with another
man, even if cultural biases were eliminated.
- Children who have sex with their parents normally enjoy this
activity and grow up to be emotionally mature, honor-roll students
who will contribute to scientific research and to world
- Ditto for sex with older siblings, kindly neighbors, and
- When sons, daughters, little brothers, or little sisters ask
questions about sex, the best way to answer their questions is to
show them, using their bodies as part of the demonstration.
- When a spouse or lover catches his/her partner having sex with
someone else, the typical response is to join in.
- Women typically have multiple orgasms during every fulfilling
- Middle-aged men can typically have sex with copious
ejaculations several times a day for several days in a row.
- Women and men that can do so are happier and better sex
partners than those who have fewer orgasms.
- Kids can go blind if they masturbate too often. (Oops. That
one belongs on a different newsgroup.)
- Kids who do not masturbate at least daily are severely
- It is important to pop a person’s cherry before she gets
out of high school (or gets into high school, has her first date,
gets married, buys her first car, etc.)
- Women typically enjoy getting raped, once they get over their
- Men who force women to have sex with them are sexy.
- People can be turned into sex slaves by college kids who read
a chapter in a psych book. Either that or some of these stories
are written by Psych profs who are really desperate to motivate
their students to read a chapter in their text book.
- If you ever get turned into a sex slave, it will be the best
thing that ever happened to you.
- The typical male ejaculation shoots at least 12 inches through
the air unless the penis is inserted into a receptacle which will
terminate this expulsion. In this case the ejaculate lands with
the impact of a speeding bullet.
- Most women ejaculate at least a pint of luscious fluid during
a really enjoyable sexual experience.
- Most people get turned on when their partner treats them with
extreme cruelty for the partner’s own personal
- Most black men have monster cocks. These 12- to 14-inch
penises will thrill any pussy (or other aperture) lucky enough to
receive one. Black women, however, do not have monster cunts, nor
do they appear to be all that interested in the genitalia of their
black brethren. Hence the reciprocal fondness between black men
and white women, especially those known as sluts.
- The family that fucks together stays together.
- It’s more fun to have sexual intercourse when
there’s a genuine risk of pregnancy. Offspring resulting
from unprotected intercourse of minors tend to be sexy honor
students by the time they reach middle school.
- Nuns, and English teachers, librarians etc. are
really sexual dynamos.
- Ain’t nothing wrong with most frigid women that a riding
crop won’t cure.
- Guys who go without underpants and have sex several times a
day do not develop a nasty rash.
- Male doctors get their rocks off during physical examinations
of female patients. Female doctors have multiple orgasms whenever
they examine a beautiful person of either sex.
- A girl will get her first orgasm from her first intercourse,
usually within minutes after having her hymen torn.
- Most young girls are looking for experienced men to train them
in sexual practices. They want to start but they don’t know
anything about it. When they find these instructors, they will
say things like, “Yes, eat my pussy now,” which is a
strange request from somebody that doesn’t know anything
about sexual practices.
- Most women who find that their husbands want to turn them out
to their friends respond, “Sounds like fun.”
- Most boys who are forced to act the part of a girl find that
they love the role. Unless this happens for the first time in a
penal institution other than school.
- Parents routinely leave their bedroom doors ajar when they
intend to have sex, and kids do so when they intend to masturbate,
which they do noisily above the bed sheets.
- Nobody ever farts while making love. Especially not during
anal intercourse. And even if they do, its never one of those
rancid ones that linger on and on. And even if it is, the partner
thinks it’s sexy.
- No one ever gets a cramp while making love. For that matter,
no one ever sneezes or has a nose so filled with snot that
it’s impossible to breathe, much less give a blow job.
- The woman’s vagina never makes that
’farting’ noise due to trapped air in there. If she
does, this causes immediate orgasm in both partners.
- Nobody ever forgets to wipe his/her ass prior to having it
licked, which is unfortunate, because most people absolutely love
the taste of human feces.
- The woman never says “Ouch! I wasn’t ready!
I’m too dry!” If she thinks she wants to say these
things, she instead says, “Fuck me harder!”
- Men don’t turn over and go to sleep immediately after
- Women don’t fall asleep at the beginning of sex, when
they feel so comfortable and relaxed, and they can just let
themselves go… If they do fall asleep, their partner regards
this as a compliment.