I know they're sweet in Paris, in fact throughout old France,
But I'll instead take Tokyo when it comes to underpants.

The French first made bikini-cut, this I've not forgotten,
Still nothing beats a Sailor Girl in briefs of pure white cotton.

Brazilians have a tasty type, for the unfledged down in Rio,
A good girl there knows how to flash, and tempt her pai or tio.

Framed up by photographers, behind the former Iron Curtain:
Ukrainian and Russian girls sure wear them tight, for certain!

Yet fresh-faced junior Japanese, so yummy in their youth,
Present a cotton-candy-like appeal to my sweet tooth.

Though if you'd sample flavors, and not just please the eye,
I'm told the panties to pull down are those upon young Thai.