A Christmas Carol sung to the tune of "Santa Baby." If you want to listen along to the song while you read the lyrics, here's the original version from 1953 by Eartha Kitt: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFMyF9fDKzE

Santa sexy,
Just slip some chocolate under the tree, for me
Be your good grown-up girl, Santa sexy,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa sexy,
I've made myself all slippery wet too, for you;
I'll stay up super late, Santa sexy
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of the first year we kissed
Think of all the playtime that we've missed
Stuff my kitty with your long tree
Santa bring me my Christmas bliss

Santa sexy,
I want you sliding up deep inside, as I ride,
Tinsel wrapped round my wrists, Santa sexy
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa darling,
You've got that thing for which I yearn, I burn
To feel you hold me close, Santa sexy
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa lover,
I'll be your gift, my wrapping you'll peel, reveal
The naked girl inside, Santa lover
Please hurry down my chimney tonight

Decorate your lil elf girl
With ribbon and long necklaces made of pearl
I yearn each year to have you here
And give your candy cane a whirl

Santa sexy,
I've been a good girl all the year long, this song
It says "don't get me wrong, Santa sexy
I'll be your naughty plaything tonight."

Come and kiss your sweetheart tonight.
Need you, tonight!