Charlene Dover had big blue eyes
And tities big enough to win a 'booby prize'
When her boyfriend said, 'Let's have a little fun'
Charlene Dover and the deed was done

'Cause Charlene Dover never wore underwear
Her boyfriend was happy, so she didn't care
When guys would ask him why he was her lover
He'd say 'I saw IT one day when Charlene Dover'

Charlene just hates wearing underpants
Out on the street or at a highschool dance
The young boys follow her and watch from cover
To say, 'I got a look at IT when Charlene Dover'

Charlene Dover's gonna be prom queen
In two more years when she turns seventeen
At the dance, all the boys around her will hover
So they can say 'I saw IT when Charlene Dover!