nification of the Coition Government.
The full details will be given later as it is complicated to explain the method
of calculation in the Single Transferable Vote system. The main outcome is as
follows. In the first round the Blue Party gained 30% of the vote and in the
previous electoral system would have been the dominant party of the Coition
government. The Red
Party gained 26%. On vote reallocation, however, the Red Party
gained votes predominantly from the second preferences of the Green and Illicit
Parties, whilst the Blue Party gained votes chiefly from the Black and White
Parties. The final result is that the Red Party has triumphed in the Election
with an overall reallocated total of 53% of the vote, against the Blue Party’s
47%. I repeat. The Election has been won by the Red Party!”
Other
television station announcers had been less circumlocutory in declaring the
result, and choruses of cheers and moans broke out all along the main street
before we had any idea whose victory had prompted the response. On the whole,
it seemed that those who favoured the victory marginally outnumbered those
opposed: a figure perhaps reflected by the curious scaled down percentages.
“This has
not quite been the decisive victory the Red Party may have hoped for. It is
still in a weak position, although it now has a mandate which will enable it to
succeed the Coition Government. Our cameras now take you to the Central Polling
Office to hear from the Prime Minister designate.”
The image
on the television screen echoed, in curious uniformity, the same picture as all
the others on the main street, where successful candidates stood on a platform
surrounded by computer screens and a crowd of hostile and enthusiastic
observers. It was clear that some disruption in the crowd was holding up the
proceedings, in which fruit and flour was being thrown onto the platform.
“A Red Party victory!” Beta
exclaimed. “Who’d’ve thought! I suppose they’d’ve been my second preference as well. I wonder what
difference that will make.”
“None
whatsoever!” opined Una sceptically. “Whichever party is in power, whatever
government, everything will remain the same!”
“I can’t
see how that can be!” Beta countered automatically but, reminded of Una’s
plight, decided not to pursue her argument. “However, less of
politics. Shall we continue to the Park? I don’t want Una to get caught
up in all the revelry!”
Indeed quite
a lot of celebration accompanied us as we walked along the street. Those who
favoured the result were evidently making the most of their joy, in a chorus of
screams, yells, hooting cars, raised clenched fists and a snowfall of
ticker-tape and confetti which showered on our heads from the windows of the
tall buildings high above. Horses charged by through nearly stationary traffic
neighing praise to the Red Party, sometimes carrying flag-waving carousers on
their backs. Red flags were waved in triumph. Blue flags, Green flags and Black
flags were waved in defiance. We dodged around a particular nasty fight between
some velociraptors in black shirts and a pair of horses. An elderly elephant
wearing a blue rosette stood transfixed by the side of the road, seemingly
unable to comprehend the results. A pair of hedgehogs wearing bobble hats and
green wellington boots looked rather embarrassed by the side of a banner
optimistically proclaiming the success of the Green Party.
“I don’t
think many people in the Suburbs will be pleased with the success of the Red
Party,” I commented to Beta. “Most people there would’ve voted for the White
Party or the Blue Party. In fact, I don’t think a single person would ever
confess to voting Red. How is it that they managed to win?”
“It’s
obvious, isn’t it!” replied Una, taking more interest in the Election than her
apparent cynicism would suggest. “The Red Party are the party that more than
any other claims to represent the interests of the poor, the dispossessed, the
hungry, the disenfranchised, the put upon and the discriminated against. Since
there are rather more people like that in this country than anyone else, the
real mystery is why the other parties have done so well. There aren’t that many
people who’d be classified as rich enough for representation by the Blue
Party.”
“So you
believe that people are voting entirely for self-interest,” Beta said. “The
poor vote for the party of the poor. The rich for the party of the rich...”
“The racists for the party of the racists. The apathetic for the party of the apathetic.
Of course! People only ever do anything if they see something in it for
themselves.”
“But don’t
people vote for what they think is best for the country? Don’t they support the
causes they believe are going to be best for everyone?”
“Dream on!”
sneered Una weakly.
She was
still leaning heavily on Beta and clearly found it quite difficult struggling
against the maelstrom of political supporters. The crowds thronged the streets
up to the very entrance to the
In all
directions ahead of us was a garden landscape of unexpected beauty and
magnificence. Oaks, sycamores and beeches dotted well-tended lawns bordered by
tarmacked paths and signposted at every junction. The shiny reflection of the
sun beamed at us from a lake in the distance, whose calm surface was broken
only by swans and small boats. Park benches, small statues, decorative flower
beds and ornate lamp-posts dotted the park at discreet distances from each
other. There was a sprinkling of decorative buildings, including an open
bandstand where a brass band was entertaining a gathering of deck-chairs and the
odd snoozing music lover. The distantly seen towering heights of the City
seemed somewhat unreal and unthreatening. The park was remarkably quiet despite
the constant roar of traffic noises and the exultation of voters from outside.
For the first time all day I heard the more peaceful songs of birds darting
about in tall trees and felt a more calming breeze on my face than that given
off by passing traffic.
“Ohh! This is lovely!” exclaimed
Beta. “I didn’t imagine there was anything like this in the City. I don’t know
why anyone ever goes anywhere else!”
“Not so
much to eat here,” replied Una. “Nice to sleep here during
the day, but very dangerous at night.”
Beta looked
compassionately at the pregnant girl. “We’d better find you somewhere to rest.
How about over there under that big oak by that statue?”
Una nodded,
so we slowly ambled across the lawn towards the tree, past the bandstand where
moustachioed men were playing a mixture of songs old and new to a relaxing
psychedelic beat. A couple of horses grazed nearby, their tails swinging in
time to the rhythm. As we approached, it became increasingly obvious that what
had seemed like a giant statue of a lion was in fact a real lion, if a rather
large one.
“I hope he’s
not fierce!” remarked Beta. “If he is, he’d eat all three of us in next to no
time! Perhaps we ought to find somewhere else to sit.”
“I think it
might be someone I’ve met before,” I remarked.
As I
suspected it was indeed Lord Arthur. If anything he looked more bedraggled than
before, his large muzzle gazing mournfully at the shadow of a park bench with
his paw spread out in front. He raised his head and saw the three of us
approach. He seemed listless at first. Then he stood up, appearing to recognise
me, towering high above us, trailing his apparently lifeless tail behind him.
He walked slowly and unsteadily towards us, really not appearing nearly as
fierce or imposing as a lion is supposed to be.
“Welcome!
Welcome!” he greeted us. “You are the
young man I met so recently in another city, aren’t you? What are you and your
delightful friends doing here in the
“We were
looking for somewhere to rest Una here,” I explained. “We saved her from being
abused and as you can see she’s very heavy with child, so we came to the most
restful place we could find.”
“An excellent idea. Most
excellent,” the lion agreed. “So relax with me under the shade of this
magnificent tree. I insist. I would really appreciate the company. After the
events of the last few distressing weeks, which have reduced me to nearly the
status of a pauper, I need all the friendly company I can find.”
He heralded
us towards the tree where he had been lying, and we sat in its shade by the
very distinct imprint Lord Arthur had left on the grass. Beta steadily eased
Una down to recline on her back and stare straight up at the sky. The bulge of
her belly distended out from the inadequate restraints of her ragged clothes
and glistened in the sunlight. Beta sat next to me, while Lord Arthur eased
himself down onto the trampled lawn.
“It’s been
a bad day for me!” the lion said sadly. “Another terrible
day. Yet another business sold. Yet another last remnant of a financial
empire lost. My last stake in the financial district - all thirteen hundred
storeys above and below earth lost to a rapacious pair of hippogriffs. They’d
already bought my department store, Arthur’s,
in the plush
“Are you
having money problems?” asked Beta politely.
“You could
say that!” Lord Arthur exclaimed. “It’s been one humiliation after another. And
to crown it all ... But perhaps there is hope ... The celebration. The cheering. The Election results I presume!” His ears
twitched through the threadbare mass of his mane at the distant sound of
klaxons and megaphones. “Tell me. What was the result, my dear?”
“A victory for the Red Party.”
“Damn!” swore
the lion. “Damn! Damn! Damn!”
He lowered
his head, overcome by the news and closed the enormous lids of his eyes. He
exhaled heavily several times as if to contain the strength of his feelings,
his enormous back arching with each breath. He then raised his head and looked
at Beta apologetically.
“Excuse me
for my profane language, my dear. But it really is the worst ... the worst
possible ... news! My downfall is secured now. No government led by the Red
Party would ever express sympathy for me. The Blue Party: I had hope there. A
Blue Government and I may have been saved. Any other party and there was the
faintest glimmering of hope. But no Red Government would see the need, the
urgency or even the desirability of bailing out a bankrupt trillionaire who in
his time has been the very icon of material success and economic power! I am
now no better than your pregnant vagrant friend in the eyes of the government,
and I expect I will be treated with exactly the same lack of sympathy. This is
indeed a black day for me, and for all those who have accumulated such colossal
wealth during the long years of vacillating rule by the corrupt and indecisive
Coition Government.”
“How
wealthy were you?” Beta asked.
“Incredibly
so,” Lord Arthur replied sadly. “I just had no idea how many trillions I
boasted. For a while I was the wealthiest person on this planet. Surely you
have heard of the power and wealth of Lord Arthur? Richer than the GNP of most
countries! More powerful than the Coition Government and able
to pull the strings of any government with just the smallest trickle from my
colossal coffers. Able to buy politicians, judges and
the power of the media. A wealth and power that was not always used, I
hope, in pure material gain but never, of course, against my interests. I was
the subject of millions of printed words, of thousands of newspaper inches and
of hundreds of magazine covers. Princes, magnates and the heads of churches
were at my beck and call. No single person had ever been as powerful nor as wealthy before me!”
“How have
you come to lose it all?”
“Misfortune. Imprudence.
Fate. Stupidity. I don’t
know. So many different reasons. So
many possible causes. My downfall has attracted nearly as much attention
as my rise. I have never been poor. My family was wealthy, and wealth had been
in our genes for countless generations. There have been times of fluctuating
wealth over the centuries. First from tin, then wool, but by the time I came
into my inheritance on the early death of my father the wealth of our family
was mostly in trade and shipping. My genius, if I can be so immodest, was to take
advantage of lucrative openings in heavy industry, manufacturing and finance. I
was so far ahead of my competitors I could be complacent. My multinationals
were big and powerful enough to be free from the taxation and punitive
legislation of any one country. I rode slipshod through the world’s taxation
and every country’s laws: often forcing through tax advantages and even
constitutional changes when it was profitable to do so.
“Sure,
there were those who protested at the growth of my business empire, but usually
markets were just begging to be taken over. They would even go out of their way
to woo my assistance in the hope that I would support their failing enterprises
(often, I hesitate to admit, enterprises which had failed due entirely to my
own manipulation of the markets). Whatever the initial
reaction - hostility or friendship - the end result was the same. The companies
were absorbed into the general Arthurian corporation or left nominally
independent but in actual fact nearly as much owned by my corporation as any
other. My market share in the City rose and rose, until I was unassailable. My
competitors could only look at Lord Arthur plc with envy. They knew there was no way they could topple me from my
perch.
“Undoubtedly,
some tried. A woman of some passion and impressive business acumen first by
persuasion and then later by much more aggressive means managed to build quite
a powerful company from the ruins of a once powerful food chain. She became an
active competitor in the international arena. At one stage it seemed that where
my economic advisers were moving in for the kill, so too were hers, and not
always unsuccessfully. She managed to muscle in extremely successfully into the
spice and marijuana industries, where I’d never been that successful, and took
quite sizeable stakes in heroin, furs and fisheries. Her downfall, and my
success, in this trade war, was due to her arrogance. She was never content to
simply cream off the profit from her acquisitions or her trade. She tried to bring
them under rigid control. No company likes to lose its identity. I had always
followed the axiom that the main purpose of business is to make money, not to
pursue a crusade. Her business empire suffered from employee dissatisfaction
and manager buyouts. But then I shouldn’t crow too much about my relative
success. She isn’t doing too badly these days while virtually my entire empire
has collapsed about me.
“Being the
unchallenged leader of the business world was a very heady affair. I only
belatedly became aware of just how much wealth I had. Of course, I’d always
been believed that I was innately superior, but the proof of it was something
different. True, my progress had been troubled by a local problem in which a
section of my slavery and popcorn industry had bought itself out of the main
corporate umbrella. I was very ill advised. I had treated this section of my
industry in just the same unsubtle way that had marred my main competitor,
who’d already had her fingers burnt on the same venture. Other than that, and a
bit of disruption from the silk underwear unions who’d demanded parity of pay
with coal-miners, I had a fairly untroubled dominance of world business.
“Perhaps my
downfall was that it had been too
easy. I began to believe my own marketing propaganda. I was truly Number One
and as Number One likely to remain so. Nobody would ever lose their job through
preferring an Arthurian product over a rival. I made sure of that. Whatever I
touched turned into gold. This was reflected in my personal life. Despite the
quite austere and very proper image I presented to the world, I indulged in
secret in all sorts of vice. Drugs, sex, loud music, gross perversion,
ostentation became my life. Probably why I haven’t aged quite as well as I
ought to have done.”
Lord Arthur
looked ruefully at the threadbare patches in his tawny fur.
“However,
the rule of business is never to
confuse private vice with public virtue, and I’m afraid this is an axiom I
often nearly forgot. It certainly bred an attitude of arrogance and
carelessness which led to some very unwise investments. I was acquiring
businesses through leveraged buyouts and greenmail which with more forethought
I should have left well alone.
“However, I
can see in retrospect that my worst vice was really complacency. Having such an
overriding dominance over your competitors breeds that. You think you can
afford luxuries beyond the reach of prudent economics. My companies became
famous as good employers: providing staff with the very best working conditions
and pay available. It was considered a privilege to work for an Arthurian
concern, and people clamoured to do so.
“Unfortunately,
I didn’t pay very much attention to the quality of work in relation to the rewards
provided for it. It has only recently become apparent that the biggest drain on
my resources was the actual incompetence and sloth of employees who siphoned
colossal amounts of money on the most dubious business expenses, awarded
themselves fabulous bonuses and generated no net profit for the company
whatsoever. I was in a sense being bled dry, while other companies were not
only exploiting markets like the automobile industry, oil, avionics and the cinema
I hadn’t really thought about much, but muscling into markets like steel,
shipping and opium where I’d always been the market leader. The combination was
lethal, but I just dismissed it as a temporary blip at the time.
“My complacency was partly cracked during the
savage trade wars I was involved in. Subsidiaries of my company were attacked
by hostile bids from Second & Third
Empire Investments, MicroElectronics
and Black & Brown. Some of their
acquisitions were very nearly successful and the massive cost of retrieving the
subsidiaries from take-over required a lot of damaging cuts in other operations
and borrowing an enormous amount of money from the United Standard Bank, a debt that continues to haunt me now. In the
conflict, I had to lay off large numbers of staff, run down some of my concerns
and even mortgage off some of the profitable concerns. My only satisfaction is
that these trade wars were ultimately won by those companies with the greatest
economic muscle and business confidence including my own, and although it led
to my position as international number one being surrendered to newer
companies, I succeeded in thoroughly ruining Second & Third and MicroElectronics
who became subsidiaries of United
Standard.
“However I
was saddled with enormous debts in excess of my conglomerate’s income; a
bloated bureaucracy; and a dependence on heavy industry, shipping and solid
fuel at a time when these businesses were really not doing so well any more. I
attempted to buy myself out of trouble. I invested heavily into financial
institutions, started my own high technology and robotics concerns, financed
films and expanded automobile production. Some of these ventures were very
successful, but generally the money I was piling in was not reaping the returns
I’d hoped for. Indeed, I was asset stripping at a frightening rate. I pulled
out of heroin, forestry, space travel and slavery altogether. My travel company
was reduced to only a few City-based agencies. And my debt was piling up higher
and higher. At the same time I was making no concessions to my declining wealth
in the salaries and perquisites I offered my employees, and continued to gamble
fortunes at the gaming tables, sometimes losing billions of guineas in a single
evening. My habits were becoming more, not less expensive, and were now an
appreciable drain on corporate reserves.
“Soon
enough the inevitable occurred and I am now approaching
bankruptcy. I’ve sold off so many capital assets to cover debts that I have
hardly any assets from which to make fresh capital. I also foolishly sacked my
old and trusted economic advisers for a new set who made me do crazy things:
like holding off all investment altogether; putting more money in advertising
and promotions than the returns could justify; dropping core businesses to
concentrate on peripheral concerns vulnerable to the vicissitudes of a
fluctuating Stock Exchange; and building expensive tower blocks in the City
which are still left empty and may even have to be pulled down. The whole thing
came to a head and the last few months have just been terrible! Everything I
struggled hard to build has come collapsing down on me like a house of cards.
Every day is spent divesting myself of yet more assets to cover the interest on
debt repayment. It won’t be long now until I am totally ruined!”
Lord Arthur
raised up his heavy head and arched it high into the
sky, revealing the full magnificence of his tawny throat. He opened his mouth
in a silent roar revealing teeth at least as long as my fore-arm. He lowered
his head down towards us and stared thoughtfully at Una, who was lying
motionless on her back, her hands supporting the base of her enormous belly.
“Has your
poor friend got anywhere to stay? She will be giving birth within days.”
Beta leaned
over to Una and stroked her matted hair. The pregnant girl made no response.
“You think
it is that serious?” said Beta. “I really don’t know anything about pregnancy!
And no, I don’t believe she has anywhere to go.” She leaned over and gazed into
Una’s eyes. “Where are you going to give birth? Have you got a bed reserved in
a hospital?”
Una stirred
and looked up at Beta most piteously.
“No,” she mouthed.
“No.” She coughed, causing her belly to shake with the taut pressure of her
exhalations. “They won’t accept me. They haven’t enough beds. Not for people
who don’t have homes in the City. They turned me away. I asked, but they told
me to go. They didn’t want my sort there, they told me. Not my sort, they said. I’m just not worth their attention.”
The lion
stood up and strode a few paces towards Una. He looked down at her, his muzzle
yards above her face. I feared that if he licked her, his tongue would totally
engulf her, and his teeth did not look at all agreeable.
“The poor
child needs help,” he said. “Do you not have anywhere to take her?”
“We’ve only
just arrived in the City,” I answered. “We don’t really know our way around or what
to do...”
“Yes, it
can be very confusing for you if you’ve never been here before. I have only
recently come to see any of the City from anywhere
other than through the windows of my limousines, and even with my appreciative
size advantage I find the City intimidating. So many people! However, if you
like, I can help. I still have some wealth. I can ensure that the girl receives
expert medical attention or at least a bed for the night. Judging from her
ragged appearance, I imagine even that would be an unfamiliar luxury. Once I
despised vagrants and beggars. I would brush them to one side with a twitch of
my massive tail. But now I am so nearly one myself, I can sympathise more. I
shall see what I can do for her.”
“That would
be wonderful!” exclaimed Beta. “What do you think of that Una? Lord Arthur here
will look after you. He’ll make sure you’re alright!”
Una turned
her head to one side and looked at the lion with more interest. She seemed only
half aware of the world around her, and her smile was a mere flicker across her
thin face.
“That would
be nice.”
“How do you
feel about bringing a child into the world?” the lion asked Una
compassionately.
“It’s a
mistake. I’m sure of it. A total mistake. I’d’ve had
an abortion if I’d known how. The world is such a horrible place. I know that
now. Why should I wish to burden another soul with it? So many people! So much
suffering! So much crime, violence and abuse! Not nearly enough for too many
people! And it’s not as if I am having the child by choice... The bastard who
raped me! I hate him! I hate him! I just hope I won’t hate his child.”
Una closed
her eyes and lay back again as if exhausted by her tirade.
We sat
silently for a few moments. Lord Arthur was clearly embarrassed by Una’s
display of despair, which must have put his own suffering into a different
context. In the distance, a pair of horses cantered cheerfully by: one of them
supporting a red flag in his teeth and the other neighing joyfully at him. The
distant rhythm from the bandstand could be heard over the general faint roar of
City traffic. The tree’s leaves rustled gently in the early afternoon breeze,
its short shadow moving slowly around and away from us, so that the bruises on
Una’s legs were now more visible in the crisp clear light.
“Well...” commented
Lord Arthur. “I hope I haven’t bored you too much with my history. It troubles
me so much these days. But I still have business to attend to. Unpleasant
business, too, but not business I can avoid. The results of the Election are
unlikely to have done me any favours. My creditors are going to treat me with even
less sympathy than before.” He lowered his head down to look at Una. “I’ll take
the poor child with me. She can rest in my mane. It may be thinning, but
there’s quite enough of it to keep her warm and comfortable.”
Lord Arthur
crouched down on the grass, and with some difficulty Beta and I struggled to
get Una onto her feet and then raised her high enough for her to clamber onto
the lion’s shoulders. Beta secured her by tying the long tawny hair about her
so that she would not slip off. Una sat upright, looking rather wary, her belly
partly hidden by the mane and her bare blackened feet sticking out at peculiar
angles on either side.
“Are you
all right?” Beta wondered, as Lord Arthur gradually rose himself up onto his
legs and stood at full height, his head high above us. Una’s small distant face
smiled at us bravely as she replied too indistinctly for us to hear.
“She’ll be
fine,” the lion assured us. “I’ll take her to a comfortable hotel room and I’ll
get some excellent medical attention. Don’t you worry!”
With that
he strode off towards the exit of the park leaving us together in the shade of
the tree. Beta was still very concerned about Una’s fate, and hoped that we had
done the right thing in letting her leave with Lord Arthur.
“There’s
nothing we could do,” I assured her. “She must be better off than in the
streets or even in the park.”
“I hope
you’re right,” Beta reflected as we stood up. We ambled through the park
towards the City outside: along the paths, past abstract sculptures, grazing
horses, suited office workers eating their sandwiches and children playing on
the swings and slides; and then once again plunged ourselves into the urban
milieu.