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Celestial Reviews 308 - Sept 30, 1998|
Important note: For some reason, I have lost contact with Bitbard, who serves
as my LINK-finder. Somehow, his mail reaches me, but my mail does not seem to
be reaching him. I keep sending him the stories for which I need Links, and I
keep getting notes from him asking me when I am going to send him a request
for Links. I have no idea what is happening. Perhaps Bitbard will see this
message and contact me.
I am posting this issue without Links. If nothing else, this will emphasize
the value of Bitbard's contribution. As soon as he gives me the Links, I'll
repost this issue with the Links in place.
Note: Jon finds a pair of x-ray glasses at the local novelty shop. Although
Jon isn't fully convinced they'll really work, a sales person comes along and
closes the deal.
On his way home Jon puts on his new x-ray glasses, and bingo! He sees everyone
in the street naked. He takes the glasses off for a moment, and all the people
have their clothes on again. He puts the glasses back on, and everyone is
"Cool!" exclaims Jon to himself.
When he arrives home, John is eager to show his new toy to his wife, but he
can't find her. When he goes up to the bedroom, he finds his wife and the
mailman naked in bed. He takes his glasses off, and the two are still naked.
He puts them back on, and they are still naked.
"Damn!" he mutters, as he walks out of the room. "I just paid fifty bucks for
these things, and they're already broken!"
Second note: The Indian scout for the buffalo hunters, put his ear to the
ground. "Ugh!" he said. "Deer come!".
"How the heck can you tell that?" asked one of the hunters.
The scout answered, "Ear sticky!"
Third note: In accordance with royal custom, before Snow White and the Prince
were married she was examined by a gynecologist to assure her virginity. He
fund that her hymen was intact, but it had seven tiny dents.
Final note: Remember: even though someone else may be posting my reviews for
me, my e-mail address is still Celeste801@aol.com.
"Katie & Lyn series" by Gina Marie (ff emerging sexuality) 10, 10, 10
"Precious" by Crimson Dragon (really bad day) 10, 10, 10
"On Wilder Shores" by Adhara (déjà vu sex) 10, 10, 10
"Leyla & Majnuna" by Sista Shakespeare (ff passion) 10, 10, 10
"Receiving End" by pUSSEL (anal ff sex) 5, 7, 7
"How to Succeed in Chicago" by Wombat (friendly sex slavery) 8, 8, 8
"Island" by Janey Urquhart (really friendly bondage) 10, 10, 10
"Perfect Lover" by Friar Dave (hot science fiction) 10, 10, 10
"Wet" by November Tuesday (a woman scorned) 9, 8, 8
"Oral Interludes - An Odyssey in Frustration" by TomOne (oral sex) 9, 8, 8
"The Lens as Mirror" by Adhara Rawcalyn (photography and sex). MichaelD: 7, 7, 7
"Soccer Mom" by Alden Bradley (no-sex romance). Sven: 8, 8, 9
"The Navy Way" by Spoonbender (war and sex). Nick: 10, 10, 10
"The Needle and the Dungeon" by MichaelD (virtual sex). Jaybird: 10, 9, 7
"The Color of Her Hair" by Steve (sexual encounters). Story Writer: No rating, but unfavorable impression Unarchived
"Sex Poker" by Jan Williams (gambling for sex). Owl: 4, 4, 4
"When Summer Comes" by Hawk Richards (zipless fuck). Leanna: 8, 5, 5
"Illusion" by Miss Behavin' (sex with boss's wife). Owl: 10, 10, 9
* "March Twenty-First" by Crimson Dragon (hot dreamlike sex) Peters: 10, 10, 6
*"The Gold Swizzle Stick" by Zombie Night (miscellaneous orgies) 9.5, 10, 10