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| Machine Name | Order of Acquiring | Acquisition Date | Motherboard Model | Bios Version | Form Factor | CD / DVD / Floppy | CPU Type | CPU Slots | Slots Occupied | Slots Free | CPU Speed | Max CPU Speed | Memory Type | Max Memory | Current Memory | Memory Slots | Slots Occupied | Slots Free |
| Beatrice | 2 | 2001-01-11 | Tyan Thunder LE S2510 | v1.06 (as of 2004-09-04) | 2U | CD-ROM, floppy | Pentium III FC-PGA 370 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1.0 GHz | 1 GHz | Registered PC133, ECC is supported | 4 GB | 3x1024 MB = 3GB | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| Stacy | 1 | ~1999 | Tyan Thunder 100 S1836 | v1.18.02 (current as of 2004-09-04) | mid tower | Floppy | Pentium III Slot-One/SEC | 2 | 2 | 0 | 600 MHz | 600 MHz | PC100 w/ SPD, SDRAM+ECC | 1024 MB | 4x256 MB = 1024 MB | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| Kaitlyn (old) | 3 | 2002-03-13 | Tyan Tiger MPX S2466 | upgraded to v1.05 2004-09-04 | mid tower | CD-RW | AMD 2.133GHZ, ATHLON MP 2600+ PGA462 ZIF | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2.133 GHz | Althon MP2600 (2.133 GHz) | PC2100/1600 DDR SDRAM - supports 4GB of registered or 2GB of unregged | 2GB/4GB | 4x1024 MB = 4096 MB | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| Audrey | 4 | 2004-02-02 | Tyan Thunder K8S S2880UGNR in Tyan Transport GX28 (B2880T1S) 1U rackmount | 2.02 (as of 2004-09-06) | 1U | None | AMD Opteron 240 1.4GHz 1MB 64/32 Bit | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1.4 GHz | Opteron 250 with BIOS upgrade | PC3200/DDR 400 REGISTERED ECC | 12 GB | 4x512MB + 2x1GB = 4GB | 6 | 6 | 0 |
| Julie | 4 | 2004-01-25 | Tyan Trinity i845GL S2098 | v2.01 (current as of 2004-09-04) | 1U | DVD-ROM | Intel P4 Northwood ZIF PGA478 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2.4 GHz, 400 MHz FSB | 2.4 GHz | Unbuffered PC1600/2100 DDR | 2 GB | 1x512MB | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| Nikita | 5 | 2004-03-30 | Dell PowerEdge 1550 | Rev X05 - Shane said to NOT upgrade BIOS | 1U | None | Intel P3 Coppermine | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1.0 GHz | Registered PC133 | 2 GB | 2x512 + 2x256 = 1536MB | 4 | 4 | 0 | |
| Madeline | 6 | 2004-08-04 | Tyan Thunder K8S S2880UGNR in Tyan Transport TX28 (B2880C2S)2U rackmount | v2.02 | 2U | CD-RW | AMD Opteron 242 1.6 GHz, 1MB L2 cache | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1.6 GHz | Opteron 250 with BIOS upgrade | PC3200/DDR 400 REGISTERED ECC | 12 GB | 4x1024 = 4GB | 6 | 4 | 2 |
| Sara | 7 | 2005-04-01 | TYAN Thunder K8SR (S2881G2NR) in GX28 1U rackmount (B2881G28U4H) | 1U | Slim CD-R | AMD Opteron 242 1.6 GHz, 1MB L2 cache | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1.6 GHz | Opteron 252 | PC3200/DDR 400 REGISTERED ECC | 16 GB | 2x512 = 1024 MB | 8 | 2 | 6 | |
| Chastity | 8 | 2007-02-22 | Tomcat K8E (S2865) in TYAN Transport GT20 B2865G20S4H 1U | 1U | Slim CD-R | AMD Opteron 175 Denmark 2.2GHz dual core, 2x1MB cache | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2.2 GHz | 2.2 GHz - see note | PC3200/DDR 400 unbuffered (UNREGISTERED) ECC or non-ECC | 4 GB | 4x1024 = 4GB | 4 | 4 | 0 | |
| Kaitlyn (new) | 8 | 2007-02-22 | Tomcat K8E (S2865) in TYAN Transport GT20 B2865G20S4H 1U | 1U | Slim CD-R | AMD Opteron 165 Denmark 1.8GHz dual core, 2x1MB cache | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1.8 GHz | 2.2 GHz - see note | PC3200/DDR 400 unbuffered (UNREGISTERED) ECC or non-ECC | 4 GB | 2x1024 = 2GB | 4 | 2 | 2 | |