Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 01:58:39 -0000 From: Ted Gay <firstname.lastname@example.org> Subject: Cum Cafe This story is a gay fantasy about consenting adults and male prostitution. It contains scenes of oral sex, masturbation and cum eating. Please don't read any further if you will be offended. The story and characters are, of course, fictional. I'd heard about this place, but this was my first visit. When I arrived it didn't look like a cafe at all, more like a gay backroom club. The windows were blacked out, and the gold lettering on these windows read `CUM again CAFE' The middle word in smaller letters was so the nature of the cafe wasn't too obvious to innocent passers by. However the general public were not admitted to this particular eating establishment. You had to either be a member, be introduced by a friend as a guest, be in possession of a flyer only obtainable from a gay bar or club, or have an advert for the cafe cut out of the gay press. It was a men only establishment. I rang the bell, and the door was opened by a young guy in a tuxedo, who looked at my flyer before ushering me in. Taking my coat, he showed me to a table. The interior of the cafe was fairly dark, and the tables were set in little booths. There were curtains you could pull across for complete privacy. However most customers didn't bother -- everyone knew what went on in here. I had heard rumors, but wanted to see for myself. So almost immediately I asked a waiter where the toilet was, and slowly made my way in that direction, taking in all that was going on around me. It was incredible -- disgusting some would say. I saw one guy sucking a waiter's cock, and in another booth I saw no less than three waiters standing around the table and jerking off over a customer's meal. In other booths I saw waiters under the tables, obviously giving the customers blow-jobs, and in others waiters sitting next to customers jerking them off. All this was quite a turn on, and by the time I got to the men's room I had a rock-hard erection. There was quite a bit of activity in there too, as might be expected. Guys were jerking each other off, and I peered into an empty cubicle and saw there were glory-holes on either side with an open mouth and tongue pressed up against one and a cock sticking thru the other glory-hole. Some guys just couldn't seem to get enough! I made my way back to the table, and noticed that all the waiters were wearing little badges stating their first names plus a description of their specialty. So there was Ricardo -- Wine Waiter for instance. But I also saw Gary -- Cum Waiter, Jason -- Jerk-Off Waiter and Billy -- Suck-Off Waiter. All of these were young and good looking, and smartly dressed like waiters in any high-class establishment, in tuxedos. I couldn't help but notice, however, that many had what looked like semen stains on their black trousers, and some on their jackets too. Presently Ricardo came up to me and gave me the Wine List, and I ordered the House Red. Then another waiter came up -- his badge just said Terry -- Food Waiter. He handed me the menu, and it looked pretty ordinary to me. The usual fare of starters, main courses, vegetables and desserts. (Though some of the desserts sounded very unusual. More about this later.) However when I looked at the Extras I could see why this was no ordinary eating establishment. This started off with Sauces, and I read the following: `Cum Sauce -- this delicious thick, white sauce is a specialty of the House, hence our name, Cum (again) Cafe. It cums in many different flavors. It can be served on your meal, or separately.' Below this text were pictures of the various Cum Waiters, so you could choose which one you wanted to supply the Cum Sauce. Below that were other Extras -- the Jerk-off and Suck-off waiters, also pictured. This would clearly be a meal with a difference. I ordered a rare steak with vegetables, and Terry asked me whether I'd like any Extras. Well, I didn't come here just for a meal, so I picked out a cute looking Cum Waiter, and also a nice looking Jerk-off waiter from the pictures on the Menu. `I'm afraid Jerry's just served another customer, and is resting for 30 minutes,' said Terry, `Could you choose another Cum Waiter, sir?. I picked out another guy, just as cute, and Terry went away to give my order to the chef. While I was waiting for my meal to arrive, I looked over at the booth opposite, and saw two customers at that table, both sucking off Cum Waiters. One had a Jerk-off waiter sitting next to him giving him a hand-job as he sucked the Cum Waiter off. The other customer was evidently being sucked off by a Suck-off Waiter under the table -- I could just see his trouser legs and shoes beneath the table cloth. The moans and sexual noises going on all around me, from both customers and waiters, were just like those in any active backroom. Everyone was getting their meat in one way or another it seemed. Presently my meal arrived, and as I picked up my knife and fork the two `special' waiters I'd picked out came over to my table. One was tall with black hair, and I could see by his badge that he was `Darren -- Cum Waiter'. The other one had blond hair and his badge said: `Sven -- Jerk-off Waiter'. Sven pulled up a chair and sat down beside me. `You are having an enjoying meal, sir?' he asked in a charming Scandinavian accent as I started tucking into my steak. `Yes thank you, I think I'm going to have a very enjoying meal,' I replied. `That is very good. I am Sven, I come from Stockholm,' he said. `This is my good friend Darren, he is English. We will help you to enjoying your meal.' `Good evening, sir,' said Darren, `I am your Cum Waiter. I am primed and ready to serve you whenever you are ready. Just tell me how you'd like your cum, sir. It can be served as a sauce on your steak, sir, or you can suck it out hot straight from the source.' As he said this, I could see he was rubbing a growing erection thru his tuxedo trousers. Meanwhile Sven's hand was stroking my leg under the table, working its way up towards my crotch area. `Ze sauce is nice on steak, sir,' said Sven, `But perhaps you will be enjoying Darren's cum even more from his big cock?' By this time Sven had found my rock-hard cock, and was gently rubbing it thru my jeans. Darren,meanwhile, was unzipping his trousers, and as I watched he slowly took out a massive 9" cut cock and started masturbating, pointing his cockhead towards my plate. `How would you like your cum, sir?' he asked me again, `Shall I shoot my load all over your steak?' Sven was now unzipping my flies, and getting my cock out under the table. I was trying to concentrate on my meal, but it was very difficult with all these distractions. I swallowed a mouthful, and said: `I th-think I'd like it st-straight from the s-s-source,' I stammered, rather embarrassed about this whole affair, and yet very excited at what was going to happen. `Yes, sir,' said Darren, `I'm preparing your cream right now, sir. It will be ready for serving to you in a few minutes.' He moved nearer, jerking his cock in the direction of my mouth. Sven was now pouring baby oil on his hands, and I squirmed with delight as his lubricated, sensual hands slowly massaged the shaft and tip of my cock under the table. `You like Sven milking you dry?' he said, `You will be enjoying even more when Darren creams in your mouth.' I chomped my way thru the steak and vegetables, in between making sighs and sexual noises as Sven almost had me cumming several times. But each time he got me to the verge, he pulled away, and meanwhile Darren was sighing and making noises which indicated he wasn't far off his climax. `You should be stop eating now,' said Sven, `Darren is ready to serve you your hot cum. Be swallowing your food and opening your mouth for the Cum Waiter, please sir.' I didn't need telling twice. With Sven now working on my throbbing cock with both his lubricated hands under the table, I knew I couldn't hold out much longer. Neither could Darren. He came right up to me, still wanking, and his cockhead was just an inch from my mouth. I looked up into his handsome face and he said: `Here's your fresh cum, sir... Suck it out of my cock! Aaaahhh, aaaaahhh, aaaahhh! I'm cummin... cummin' in your mouth, sir!' I had no sooner gotten his throbbing tool in my mouth and started sucking, than I felt him spurting his sperm on to my tongue. Whilst Darren was shooting his hot, sweet spunk into my mouth, Sven was bringing me to my climax under the table. `You are drinking Darren's spunks,' said Sven, `Is good. Full of protein, you are liking the spunky taste?' Now my mother always told me it was rude to speak with your mouth full, and anyway I couldn't speak as my mouth was overflowing with Darren's tasty semen from his still spurting cock, but I heard him say: `Drink my orgasm down while it's still hot, sir!' I swallowed about five delicious mouthfuls, and as I gulped down the Cum Waiter's load Sven brought me off under the table. I must have shot pints all over the underside of the table and on the floor. As soon as I had cum, Darren zipped up and said: `Enjoy your meal, sir, now you have had the appetizer.' He then disappeared towards the back of the restaurant, to have a rest period no doubt before serving the next customer. Sven zipped me up again, and gave me a wink before getting up and following Darren. `Cum again, sir!' he said as he left. I finished my meal, and called for the bill. On it was the food and wine I had ordered, plus the following items: Darren's Cum -- served direct to customer. (This was followed by a charge.) Services of Sven -- Jerk-off waiter (followed by another charge). On the other side of the bill it said: `Hope you enjoyed your meal. Please cum again!' I paid up and left. It had cost me quite a bit, but I would certainly come again. I had to try some of the desserts I'd seen on the menu, such as Cum Gateaux. and Frozen Cum Dessert with strawberries! All the Cum Waiters contributed towards these dishes, which were a kind of cocktail according to the menu. These kind of desserts could really catch on -- why don't more places serve them? And Cum Waiters are much more accommodating than most Wine Waiters any day. Unless, of course, you go to another branch of the Cum again Cafe, where I've heard the specialty of the House is what could be described as recycled beer! I haven't tried this one yet, have you?