From: email@example.com (NoodlesNeb) Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories Subject: Tonight on Roseanne: David Figures it Out (m/m teen cons) Date: 28 Oct 1994 02:29:15 -0400 Tonight on "Roseanne": David Figures It Out (m/m teen cons) DISCLAIMERS: This story involves happy, consensual sexual activity between two teenage boys. If you object to such material stop reading immediately and go on to the next post. And if you are under the legal age to obtain sexually explicit material in your state, province, district, etc., you really shouldn't be here at all, so don't read it either. This fantasy/parody is based on characters from the TV show "Roseanne," one of the funniest and most entertaining comedies in the history of television. It is not based on any events, actual or fictional. The activities portrayed in this story do not reflect, to our knowledge, the actual behavior of the actors who play the characters, or even the characters themselves (though wouldn't it be nice?) This story is not authorized, sanctioned, condoned, supported, enjoyed or approved by the cast, writers and producers of "Roseanne," Carsey-Werner Productions, Viacom, the ABC television network or its affiliates. The writer not receiving any financial compensation for writing or distributing it, and YOU sure as hell better not be. You may distribute it freely on the usenet, BBSes or whatever but it MUST contain ALL the disclaimers. Even if the Founding Fathers did not even imagine that sexually explicit written material being protected by the First Amendment, it is anyway at this time. The free and uninhibited discussion and exchange of ideas and values is vital to a truly democratic society. Anything else is fascism. Author's note: The story is not written in script style, and I've chosen to tell a story that wouldn't fit in the typical 22 1/2 minute sit-com format. So there's more emphasis on sex and less on jokes. If you wish, you may punch up the jokes if need be, or add a few in the non-sex parts of the story. Just do me a favor and e-mail me a copy. Suggestions and positive/constructive comments are welcome. Also, it takes place about two years ago, a few months after David moved in with the Conners, so he's about 16, and Lonnie about 14. And now, what you won't see on TV... David Figures It Out By Dylan S. David was so completely captivated watching the hot young lifeguards on "Baywatch," that he didn't realize that his hand was making its way down his pants. He thought that David Charvet (who played Matt) was one of the foxiest guys on TV. David also didn't realize that Roseanne watching him from the entrance to the kitchen. "Ya know if you strike anything, David," the nasal voice droned, "just remember we own the mineral rights to your crotch." David jerked his hand out of his pants as if he just got a shock. He sheepishly ran his other hand through his untamable, curly mop of hair and glanced sheepishly at his girlfriend's mother. David had been living with the Conners for several months now, since his mother moved out of Lanford, and he'd become fairly casual around the house. "I-I had to scratch myself," he replied defensively, but thoroughly embarrassed, something that happened often to him in the Conner house. "I thought I was alone." "Well, the way you had you hand in your pants, you must have crabs. Don't go giving them to Darlene or nothin'." "I don't have crabs, Mrs. Conner," he replied. And I couldn't give them to her anyway if I tried, he thought to himself. "Well, that's good 'cause we can't afford no pets." She cackled and went back into the kitchen. David decided to go to his bedroom in the basement and maybe jerk off. Watching David Charvet run around on the beach in his swimtrunks had gotten him horny. Within the last few months, David had realized that girls didn't turn him on. He had hoped that Darlene, who liked as a friend, would get him turned on, but he was certain of one thing: he was gay. David locked the door once he got to his room, then immediately stripped off all his clothes. He went over to his small bed under the basement window, knelt down and pulled a magazine from under the mattress. He had found this magazine in a dumpster behind the high school a few months ago when couple of bullies had thrown him into it. The magazine was in a pile of other magazines, some pornographic. Most of the magazines were Playboys and Penthouses, a few Hustlers and hardcore photo books like "Butt Girls from Space," and "Donna Sucks It All." And towards the bottom of this pile was a magazine with a man on the cover with his face planted between the muscular asscheeks of another man, as he shot his load on the face of third man. David was shocked for a moment, then he felt all flustered and his heartbeat quickened. He slowly thumbed through the fag rag, gazing intently at the pictures that passed before him. He felt his cock beginning to strain against his jeans as if it wanted to break out and take a look at the pictures itself. He knew what he wanted, what he HAD to do. He scrambled out of the dumpster, ran back to the Conners' and into his basement room and beat off. So now, here he was again, looking at "Ass Masters" and imaging David Charvet naked, doing to him what some of the guys in the magazines were doing. He was frigging his cock with expert speed and intensity. Crystal walked in the front carrying an armful of trays of cookies. Her fourteen-year-old son, Lonnie, came in right behind her carrying a stack of Tupperware cake containers. Crystal had roped Roseanne into help her with the Lodge's semiannual bake sale. "Lonnie! Lonnie!" DJ shouted as he came running down the stairs. Lonnie put the cakes down on the kitchen table. "Play hide-and-seek with me?" Lonnie rolled his eyes and looked over to his mother and Roseanne. "Aw, go ahead," Roseanne drawled. "Sometimes it's the only way we can get rid of him. Just make sure he's 'it' first and he finds you fast. Then when it's his turn to hide, you can ditch him." Lonnie shrugged and went over to DJ and slapped him on his head. "OK, Deej, you're it. Count to twenty and then come looking for me." DJ folded his arms, hiding his face, and started to count to twenty. Lonnie dashed out the back door and ran to the side of the house. He figured DJ would find him quickly and then he could lose him. He finally settled near the basement window, which was partially hidden by a small, sickly shrub. Lonnie heard DJ shout, "Here I come!" from inside the house and crouched down. Then he heard a moan coming from the basement. He glanced into the window through a small part in the cheap curtains and could not believe his eyes. There was David, stark naked and jerking his cock furiously. Lonnie was surprised and delighted as he looked over David's lean body. Lonnie was even more surprised at the size of David's cock. And, even though David was only a year older than he was, David had much more hair on his crotch and legs. Lonnie's dick was still small and he had only a small patch of pubic hair, which caused him to be a bit embarrassed in the showers at school. Lonnie watched intently as David's hand slowly stroked his massive tool. Then he noticed what David was looking at while he jerked off: a gay porno mag. "Holy shit!" Lonnie exclaimed, then reflexively covered his mouth as he thought David might hear him. But David continued jerking his ample cock. Lonnie licked his lips at the sight of it. He noticed that when David held his fist against his pubes, more than half of his cock was left over. Lonnie's cock, which was stiff under his jeans, measured only four inches. Now that he was fourteen, he was hoping his dick would grow more, and that he'd get more pubic hair. Most of his friends had bigger cocks than his and had a lot more hair, so he was getting a little pessimistic about it. He heard footsteps coming from around the corner of the house and figured it was DJ coming to look for him. He didn't want the little dork to see David so Lonnie quickly scrambled farther down along the side of the house. "I see you, Lonnie!" DJ hollered, then ran over to him. He slapped his hand on Lonnie's arm and said, "OK, you're it. Count to a hundred then come look for me." This worked into Lonnie's scheme very well. Lonnie faced the wall and hid his eyes, then started to count. "One, two, three..." Little DJ ran off toward the garage. Lonnie was up to fifty when he peeked to see if "Spock" (a name Darlene called the kid) was hanging around. He was still counting when he headed for the front door to go inside and find David. Crystal stopped Lonnie as he was walking very quickly to the basement door. "Lonnie, Roseanne and I are going to the bake sale now. Do you want to come?" "To the bake sale? No." "Well, I suppose you can hang out here with David." Lonnie smiled. "Sure." "Lonnie, where's DJ?" Roseanne asked. "I think he's hiding in the garage." She hollered "DEEEEEEEEEE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" as she headed out to find. David's hand was flying now as he glanced at the "Ass Masters" magazine in his other hand. He loved guy's butts. These guys were totally hot. They were all big, muscular men, some of them hairy and some shaved smooth. The men were all showing off their tight, round asses and their assholes. A few of the guys were fingering their holes, and a few pages later one guy was shoving a long, thick dildo into another guy's anus. David was so close to blowing his load when Lonnie knocked softly on the door to David's room. "Oh, fuck! Man!" David cried in utter frustration. He tossed the magazine away and scrambled into his boxer shorts. "David?" Lonnie asked softly. David breathed a slight sigh of relief that it was only Lonnie. After he considered it for a moment, he was glad it was Lonnie. He liked Lonnie. A lot. Lonnie was a very cute kid, fourteen but still looked twelve, blond hair, bright blue eyes, and he had a kind of shyness that came off as attitude. David opened the door and found Lonnie leaning casually against the doorjamb. He had a slight smirk across his face from trying not to break into a broad grin. Lonnie knew he had the upper hand with David. He had seen him jerking off with a fag rag. "Hey, Lonnie," David said, catching his breath while trying to be casual. "What's up?" "Maybe I should be asking you the same thing." David gulped and darted his eyes away from Lonnie. "What do you mean by that?" he asked, shifting nervously from foot to foot. "Nothing." Lonnie strolled into the room and took a quick look around for the magazine. "Unless you're up to something." He saw a rag lying on the floor right by the bed. "No." David replied, now more suspicious. "I was just getting ready to take a shower." Lonnie looked at David for a moment, who had pulled on his bath robe. He didn't tie in front so his chest and stomach were still visible. Also, there was a slight lump in his boxers and a small wet spot at the end of that lump. Lonnie wasn't sure how to proceed, whether to confront David directly and risk panicking him or to try, as smoothly as possible, to swing the conversation over to sex. Homo sex. Lonnie sat down on the edge of David's bed. David stepped over to his stereo and quickly looked for a CD to put on. "Do you want to hear something? I got this CD by a cool new band, Pearl Jam." "Got any Erasure?" "Um, yeah." David was pleasantly surprised by Lonnie's request. Darlene considered Erasure art-fag music, even though she knew David liked them. Maybe Darlene knew something before he could admit it to himself. He put on their latest album, "Chorus," which he thought was good, but not as good as "Wild!" "Since when do you like Erasure?" "Since 'Wild!' I played that one nearly to death. It drove my mom nuts." "Yeah? I love that album." "Don't you have it here?" "I thought I did, but I think Becky took it for her aerobics workout." "You know those guys are queer." David was taken slightly aback at Lonnie's use of the word "queer." "So?" "Well, I think it's pretty cool that they're not in the closet." Now David thought Lonnie was up to something. Lonnie was usually kind of distant with him, but now he was being very friendly. And he started talking about Erasure. The only other guys who said they liked Erasure were gay. "Yeah, I guess so." David wanted to play this cool. He looked over to Lonnie, who was now stretched out on his bed. Lonnie was wearing a sleeveless muscleshirt that he hadn't quite filled out yet, and baggy Levi's. "Too bad they're not better looking," Lonnie said. "Maybe they'd be more popular." "I never noticed." "I have. I noticed a lot of things." It finally dawned on him that Lonnie must have seen him jerking off. David looked up at his window and saw the small part in the curtains. The kid did see him jerking off! He had to take the offensive. "So, you're into guys, huh?" Lonnie was shocked again. He didn't think David would catch on so quickly, but he was sure glad. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm gay." Lonnie started to unbutton his shirt. "Wh-what are you doing?" David stammered. "David, I fantasize about you almost every night. And now that I know we're on the same wavelength, I want to make some of those fantasies come true." Lonnie shucked the shirt from his round, young shoulders. He kicked off his hi-tops and undid the top button of his jeans. David gawked at him incredulously. "Lonnie, I don't think that we should do this," David stated very nervously. "Why not? I bet you're still really horny and I'm sure as hell ready to pop." The kid lay back and put his hands behind his head. David licked his lips at the sight of the boy's hairless armpits. "C'mon Dave, take off my pants." "What if someone catches us? I just know Mrs. Conner or DJ will walk though that door any minute now." "My mom and Mrs. Conner went to that stupid bake sale and they probably took the little weirdo with them. And Dan hasn't come home from work." David stared at the foxy young teenage lying on his bed who was demanding that he take off his pants. Well, he thought, if they're going to catch me having sex in this house, I might be better off with Lonnie than Darlene. He shed his robe, letting it drop to the floor, then stepped over to the bed. Lonnie smiled when David leaned forward and started to unzip his pants. David looked up and smiled back at the teen when the white fabric of his briefs appeared. He grabbed the top of the jeans and pulled them down the boy's hairless legs. His knuckles enjoyed the feeling of his smooth thighs and calves before finally pulling them off. David then slowly stripped each of the boy's white athletic socks off his narrow feet. Lonnie stroked his small, hairless pecs with one hand, while rubbing his crotch with the other. "What do you want to do?" David asked. "Everything." "Everything?" "Yeah. You ever done it with another guy?" "No, just Darlene." "Well, that's close enough." David let a short chuckle out before turning his attention to the boy's underwear. He slipped his fingers under the waistband of his briefs and started slowly pulling them down. He wanted to make the unveiling of the boy's crotch a long, drawn out event so he could savor each moment. He paused as the boy's scant few pubic hairs appeared over the waistband. "God! You're so hairless." "I really can't help that," Lonnie replied, half embarrassed, half insulted. "I hate it. It sucks." "No, I like it. It's kind of sexy. I don't like body hair." "Well, I do and I'm glad you've got some hair on you." Lonnie reached out and stroked David's hairy thigh. David continued to pull down his briefs, and Lonnie's little, uncircumcised prick popped up. David again paused and slowly caressed the length of the boyish cock with his fingertips. Lonnie closed his eyes and moaned softly. In a matter of seconds, his dick was stiff, but the head was only halfway out of its hood. "I've never seen an uncut dick before. I'm cut." "I know." David then pushed the boy's briefs down with his palms, so that he could feel the smoothness of the boy's silky thighs. Finally, he pulled the shorts off his legs and Lonnie lay completely naked before him. He straightened up and studied the boy's slim, hairless body intently. At that moment, David realized what beauty was. Beauty was a slim, blond, horny fourteen-year-old boy named Lonnie. His own cock was now raging to be set free, which Lonnie didn't fail to noticed. "Take off you shorts, man. I think your cock wants out." "Why don't you take them off," David ordered. Lonnie was pleasantly surprised by David's sudden assertiveness and immediately leaned forward to obey his friend's request. But he wasn't about to take his time getting to David's ramrod and simply grabbed his boxers and shucked them down with one yank. David's huge cock sprang out and Lonnie immediately sucked it down to the root. "Holy Christ!" David exclaimed as he felt his cockhead bump up against Lonnie's tonsils. He grabbed the back of Lonnie's head and tried to force the last inch of his cock into the boy's mouth, but Lonnie pushed his hand away. "Sorry," David whispered, and began caressing Lonnie's back. God, this kid's skin is so soft and smooth. He looked down at the boy's innocent face, his long eyelashes and the sweet lips wrapped around his thick tool. Lonnie was doing things to his cock he never imagined. It wasn't long before David started to buck his hips. He growled a bit as he felt the load he had been working to blow finally bubbled up from his balls and spew into Lonnie's sweet mouth. "Christ! Lonnie!" David gasped as he shot blast after blast of his juice down the kid's throat. Lonnie swallowed as much of the salty, viscous fluid as he could. David was shooting a lot of spunk, more than Lonnie had ever taken. Finally, Lonnie let the older boy's cock slip from his mouth. He started milking the last few drops with his hand and licked them off with a flick of his tongue. Then Lonnie looked up at David, who was still breathing a little hard. "How was that?" Lonnie asked. "That was wonderful!" David sighed. "Where'd you learn to suck a dick like that?" "I dated Michael Jackson," he replied seriously, then broke into a wide grin when David looked at him skeptically. "Boy Scouts, it ain't just knots. So how do I compare to Darlene?" "You are great," David replied, then added, "Darlene couldn't suck a cock if she swallowed a vacuum cleaner." Both boys chuckled then paused and they gazed into each other's eyes. David leaned forward slowly, hesitantly, and softly put his lips on Lonnie's. Lonnie offered no resistant and parted his lips to let David's tongue slip inside. Finally David lay on top of the boy, their hot, young groins mashing into each other. David kissed Lonnie with more passion than he had ever kissed Darlene. Lonnie was much sexier and so much better looking than Darlene. He loved the boy's silky blond hair, his satiny skin. Everything about the boy was putting his libido in overdrive. Even though he'd come, he was more turned on than ever. "Lonnie, I never thought sex could be that great." "And that's just the beginning. Wait till you fuck me in the ass." "Fuck you in the ass? You really want me to do that to you?" "Yeah, right after you bring me off, though." Lonnie bucked his hips a little, grinding his cock into David's. "Suck me off, man." David smiled and slipped down in between the boy's tan, smooth legs. He took hold of his thin, short cock, studied it for a moment then gave it a hesitant lick. He wasn't put off by the slightly salty taste of the precum that leaked from the cock's slit. After looking at the glistening cockhead and then up at Lonnie, David finally put the head into his mouth. Lonnie gasped as David's mouth engulfed the full length of his young prick and whispered, "Watch your teeth, David." David, being a complete novice at cocksucking, realized that his teeth were scraping Lonnie's cock. "Sorry." "Just use your lips more and your tongue." "Lips and tongue," David repeated. "OK, you're the expert." Then he went back to sucking Lonnie's cock. Lonnie smiled and began petting the mass of curly hair on David's head. He looked down at the nude teen and felt a tightness in his throat and chest. He'd had a crush on David from the day he first met him almost two years ago. He thought the way David would brush back that messy mop-top of his was so cute. He often fantasized about making love with him but never thought it would come true, especially after David started going steady with Darlene. But now it was happening for real. David's cocksucking style was improving as he continued. He was using his tongue more, massaging Lonnie's cockhead. Lonnie moaned, making David think that he was going to shoot. Not wanting this to end too quickly, he let the boy's cock slip from his hot mouth and starting licking his hairless scrotum. "Oh yeah, suck my balls!" Lonnie exclaimed in a throaty whisper. David took one of his small testicles into his mouth, then the other. He rolled them around gently for a minute or so, then released them and returned to loving Lonnie's twitching little prick. Just a few more licks on Lonnie's cock brought him to the brink. "Christ, David! I'm gonna shoot!" Lonnie groaned. David made a quick decision to swallow Lonnie's spunk, just as he had done. He'd tasted his own cum before and didn't mind the taste. But he wasn't ready for the load Lonnie's cock spewed into his mouth. Lonnie's whole body stiffened as he shot burst after burst of his hot seed into the teen's mouth. David gulped down the boyjuice as quickly as he could but started gagging when some of it went down the wrong way. He pulled off Lonnie's dick but the kid was still shooting as a blast of sperm hit David on his cheek. "Man! That was excellent!" Lonnie gasped. "I can't believe how much cum you shot. You must've been building that up for days." "Well, with my step-dad being home, my mom moved the baby into my room, so I haven't been able to jerk off." "How about in the shower?" "Nah. I don't like to. It takes me too long. Besides, my mom starts getting nosy when I spend too much time in the bathroom." "Yeah, I know how that is." "So, you got any grease or anything?" "For what?" Lonnie rolled his eyes and chuckled. "Duh! So you can fuck my ass." "Oh yeah," David replied, feeling a bit stupid. He reached over to his night-stand and grabbed the bottle of baby oil, then showed it to Lonnie. "Is this all right?" "Perfect." "What do you want me to do?" Lonnie glanced at David's flaccid cock, now hanging thickly over his big balls. He's pretty big, Lonnie thought, and I'm not sure I can take it. "But I'll sure as hell try." "What?" "Lie down on your back," the boy ordered. David flipped over as Lonnie scooted down in between his legs. David was a little puzzled as to what he was going to do but decide to let Lonnie do what he wanted. He even thought that he might like to get fucked by him. Lonnie, meanwhile, took hold of David's thick cock, feeling its heft and started stroking it until it reached its full, rock-hard eight inches. "Man, you're dick is huge." David smiled shyly and shrugged. He wasn't used to compliments like that. Darlene sure didn't say anything like that to him. He knew he had a larger-than-average dick and never had a need to measure for himself. "Can I measure it?" Lonnie asked "I guess, if you want to. There's a ruler on that little table over there." David pointed across the room to the table where he did much of his drawing. Lonnie got up and stepped quickly over to it, grabbed the ruler and stepped quickly back, his hard little cock bouncing as he walked. He kneeled down on the bed again, in between David's legs and grabbed his cock. He put the ruler against the mighty tool and then whistled as he looked at where David's prick measured up. "Man, eight inches!" Lonnie exclaimed. "Listen, what don't have to do this if you don't think you can take it." "You're not having second thoughts, are you?" "No," David replied, then thought for a moment. He looked up at the young teen, who seemed even smaller and younger than ever. "Well, I was just thinking, you're still a kid. I mean this is pretty heavy." "I'm fourteen, David, I'm not a little kid." "That's not what I meant. I mean, what if I hurt you?" "I'll be OK. I've done this a couple of times before. Not with such a big cock but I know how to do this." "But, Lonnie--" "Shut up and enjoy it, stud-boy." He tossed the ruler away and started stroking David's cock again. When it was steel-hard he took the bottle of baby oil and squirted some on the cockhead. He smeared the oil all over the teen's cock, getting it good and slick. Then, with his oil-slick hand he reached behind him and oiled up his tight, hairless anus. He stuck a finger inside, then another, to loosen himself up. Finally, Lonnie climbed on top of David's hips so that his cock was nestled in his asscrack. He reached back as he lifted himself up a bit and placed David's engorged cockhead at his tight asshole. He took a deep breath and pushed back slowly, allowing the head to enter him. "Oh, fuck! he growled. "Man!" "You OK?" David asked, very concerned that the kid was in considerable pain. "Fine," he grunted, "just a minute." With the head of David's thick cock now in him, he let go of it and leaned forward, putting his oily hands on the teen's lean pectorals. David reached up and caressed the boy's arms and shoulders. "Take your time, baby. I'm in no hurry." Lonnie sat back a bit more, taking in another inch. The ache made him clutch David's pecs, making the older teen grimace. As Lonnie waited to get used to the big cock that was entering him, he played with David's nipples, stroking them, pinching them. David continued feeling the boy's arms and shoulders, then his chest and sides. Lonnie's asshole was beginning to relaxed and allowed more of David's thick meat to enter. Lonnie grunted as he started to feel the pressure of the cock against the walls of his colon and against his prostate. His own little dick was began to drool precum, forming a small puddle at the edge of David's pubic bush. Lonnie pushed back more until the rest of David's cock was in him. Man! It feels likes it's in my throat! Lonnie said to himself, and grunted. He slowly began to bounce his ass on David's thick pole, while he jerked himself off. Soon, David began bucking his hips, making Lonnie feel as if David's cock would tear him apart. Now that he was used to it, Lonnie wanted to change positions and pulled himself off David's cock. He turned around on all fours and wiggled his tight little rear at his lover. David smiled and immediately got the idea. He got up on his knees and grabbed Lonnie's smooth hips as he lined up his achingly hard cock with Lonnie's hole. Then he sank his thick rod into the boy's loosened asshole easily. "You can fuck me really hard now," Lonnie told him. "Really drive it into me, stud." "OK, kid," David replied, "you asked for it." At first, David pumped in and out of Lonnie's ass slowly, finding his rhythm. Then it wasn't too long before his thrusts began picking up speed and David was really slamming Lonnie's ass hard. "Yeah!" Lonnie groaned. "Fuck my ass hard, man! Fuck me!" Lonnie's hand was jerking his cock in time with David's fast fuckstrokes. "Oh, god, Lonnie! Your ass is so tight!" David, without thinking, slapped Lonnie's smooth buttcheek. "Take it, boy! Take my cock!" Lonnie had gone into an ecstatic daze, moaning "Oh yeah, oh yeah," over and over. David stroked the soft, silky skin of the boy's back as he continued pounding his thick cock into the boy. Lonnie wanted to see David's face as they came and wanted to turn over so he was on his back. David must have been reading his mind because he pulled his cock out of Lonnie's ass at that moment. He pushed gently on Lonnie's shoulder and the boy flipped over onto his back. Lonnie lifted his tan, hairless legs wide as David took hold of them by the ankles, then shoved his dick back into the slick hole. "Oh yeah," Lonnie moaned as he was filled once again and resumed jerking his little cock. David started pounding into the boy's ass, while feeling his sweaty, lean chest. David leaned over and started kissing Lonnie wildly. After a few minutes, both boys were very close to shooting. David's humping was autonomic, almost spastic. His dick never before felt anything like the sensations it was getting from being inside this young teen's tight ass. And Lonnie, used to only the small dicks of his fuck buddies, was nearly delirious from the eight-inch meat that was pounding into him. Every nerve in both boys' bodies was tingling now. "Holy shit! I'm gonna cum!" David groaned and then started squirting burst after burst of his teen juice deep into the boy's guts. "Fuck! Yeah!" Lonnie squeezed his eyes shut as he began shooting his load onto his lean abs, then on his face and above him on the sheets and pillows and hit even the wall. "Christ!" David felt like he just shot a gallon of sperm into the boy. He collapsed on top of Lonnie, squishing the spunk between them. "Man, David gasped, "I never felt anything like that! It was great!" "It's really great when you do it with someone you're in love with," Lonnie said softly. David smiled and stroked the boy's cheek. Looking into his eyes, he told him, "Then it was really great." David kissed Lonnie on his lips tenderly. Lonnie wrapped his arms around him and hugged him tightly. "We're all sweaty," Lonnie said breathlessly as they broke their kiss. Lonnie was dripping and David was glistening and they both were flushed. "Do you want to take a shower?" David asked slyly smiling. "A shower? What if we get caught?" Both boys chuckled, then kissed again. David pushed himself up and pulled his dick out of Lonnie's asshole. He stood up then extended his hand to help Lonnie up. David pulled him along out the door and up the stairs to the door to the kitchen. He opened the door slowly and peeked out. The kitchen was deserted and David didn't hear anything in the house. So he opened the door all the way and led Lonnie through the kitchen, both of them still completely naked, then through the living room and up the stairs to the second floor bathroom. The boys were giggling giddily when David shut the bathroom. David pulled Lonnie into his arms and kissed him again. Lonnie put his arms around David's neck and held him tightly. After sucking face for a few minutes, David finally broke free. "Let's get in the shower." Lonnie smiled and nodded as David tugged him along to the bathtub. David turned the water on, tested the temperature, then switched on the shower. The boys stepped into the warm spray and right away went back to sucking face and feeling up each other's lean, young bodies. The boys were so involved in their embrace that they didn't hear Dan bellowing "Roseanne?" as he came into his house. Dan dumped his jacket on the easy chair and head for the kitchen. He got a beer from the refrigerator the headed for his bedroom. "Rosie?" He checked the bathroom, then remembered, "Oh, she's at that crappy bake sale." He did hear the shower running upstairs and occasional muffled giggling. Dan sure didn't want to think what he was thinking. "Those two, if they're--" and he headed to the second floor. He climbed the staircase as quietly as he could, not wanting to alert the kids that he was approaching. When he arrived at the bathroom door he put his ear to the door and listening to the soft moaning and giggles come from inside. "Darlene?" Both boys froze. They hadn't heard Dan come into the house and were a bit panicked. Lonnie put a finger to his lips, then whispered in David's ear, "Answer him." David looked at skeptically. Lonnie whispered again, "He probably thinks you and Darlene are in here." David looked shocked. "He'll kill me." "Darlene, are you in there?" Dan asked again. "No, Mr. Conner. It's just me, David." "You don't have anybody in there with you, do you?" David looked at Lonnie, who was covering his mouth to keep himself from laughing out loud. "No, Mr. Conner." "What're you doing then, beatin' off?" Dan said, then laughed bawdily. He liked teasing the kid. "No, Mr. Conner." "Whatever," Dan replied as he chuckled to himself. "OK, David, uh ... carry on." He still wasn't sure if David was telling the truth. So he stepped quickly over to Darlene's room. The bed was still made and he didn't see any scattered on the floor. They might have done it in the basement, he thought to himself and decided to look for evidence there. "What're we going to do?" David asked in a panicked, throaty whisper. "He's probably out there waiting to catch us." Lonnie thought for a minute. "Maybe if I wait here until you can get my clothes. Then I can go to DJ's room and pretend like I was in there." "No, I bet he checks in here after I go downstairs. We're dead meat. I mean I was fucking his stepbrother." "Wait, if he thinks I'm Darlene maybe if he sees me, he'll be so relieved that he won't care that we were in the shower together. And if he does ask we can lie." "You better do the talking. I get nervous when I have to lie." "OK." Lonnie kissed David and they both got out of the tub. David handed Lonnie a towel and they dried themselves quickly as a quietly as possible. They wrapped the David unlocked the door and opened it enough for him to poke his head out and check down the hall. Dan was nowhere in sight. He gestured to Lonnie for him to stay put while he checked down the hall. David stepped quickly over to Darlene's room and looked in, then stepped over to DJ's. Dan was not anywhere. He signalled to Lonnie that the coast was clear and the headed downstairs. David scoped the living room when the got halfway down the stairs, then proceeded onto the kitchen. David was now a little puzzled. "Where did he go?" "Maybe he went to pick up Roseanne." "I hope so." The boys dashed for the basement door and then quickly went down the stairs. Lonnie's towel fell off in the rush and he was just able to grab hold of it as they entered David's room. David slammed the door behind them and gasped a sigh of relief. "We made it!" "Oh no you didn't," Dan rumbled. Both boys gulped and choked out "Oh fuck." David and Lonnie turned and saw Dan stepping out from behind the water heater. "'Oh, fuck' is right and you are bus--" Dan stopped dead in his tracks. "'--ted." He blinked spastically, like he was having some sort of flashback or something. His daughter's 16-year-old boyfriend and his 14-year old stepbrother were backed up against the door. One of them was clothed only with a towel and the other, almost naked, just holding a towel against his groin. "David and Lonnie?" he asked incredulously. "You were in the shower? Together?" "I-I-I," David stammered pointing aimlessly, "we-we were--" "We were playing basketball and we got all hot and sweaty so we took a shower and--" "You were taking a shower ... together?" "No, no," David finally said. "No, we took them separately." "Yeah, me first then David. I was just hanging out until he was finished." "Are you sure?" "That's our story and we're stickin' to it," Lonnie said, paraphrasing the title of a country song that his mom liked. Dan really didn't want to think about what he thought they had really been doing. He just wanted to get out of there. "Fine, whatever. Get dressed," Dan finally replied. "I don't want to find either of you two like this again. Please." "OK, Mr. Conner," David croaked. Dan quickly escaped from the basement. When they heard the upstairs door slam, they stepped over to the pile of their clothes on the floor. "Do you think he believed us?" David asked as he pulled on his boxers. Lonnie was dressing also. He kind of wished he could stay naked with David for a while longer. "No, but I think he wanted believe anything so he could get out of here." "Do you think he'll tell anybody?" "I don't think he even wants to remember this." "But what if he tells Mrs. Conner? She'll probably think I'm after DJ." "Would you relax?" Lonnie sat on the bed and pulled on his socks. "Nothing's going to happen." "And how are we going to get together again? I mean, this is just the first time, since I've been here, I think, that I've had the house to myself." Lonnie looked up at David and smiled shyly. "You want to get together again?" "Well, yeah. I mean, we can hang out and stuff but if we want to, you know, do it, we can't do it here." "You want me to hang out with you?" "Well, yeah. If you're going to be my boyfriend and all." David broke into a broad grin. He sat down next to the kid, put his arm around him and kissed him. The end.