Date: Tue, 30 May 2006 08:03:54 -0700 (PDT)
From: W
Subject: Me and My Zoo Buddy, and a Chocolate Lab

Disclaimer: This is up-to-the-minute true dogsex. If you are not legally
allowed to read this, or will be offended by graphic accounts of men
having sex with animals, go somewhere else. If you are, get off with me!

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I was talking to my zoo penpal yesterday. He's a lucky man, he has
horses, cows AND dogs! Some day I'm gonna drink horse cum with him, if I
can ever get to the out-of-the-way place he lives. As usual, the
conversation started off with pleasantries. He's been so busy lately with
spring ranch work that that is practically all he's had time for.

"Hello guy, how are you today?" he began, and sighed, "It's been a long
day here. I am so fucking busy it seems like my day will never come to an
end, sometimes. How about you?"

"I just got back home this morning, from Kansas. We had a fine job, got
paid right. Can't beat it," I answered.

Remembering the exquisite satisfaction of my animal lust that had taken
place on the same successful work trip, I asked, hoping that he really
was taking a decent break from his work:
"Hey, you ready to relax? I had some great dogsex up in Kansas."
I knew that perked his online ears. But Frank continued telling me about
the doings-- and the births-- on his ranch.

"It's going damn good, to  date. I have twelve new foals and thirty new
calves on the ground." He added, "they're driving me nuts!"
But then immediately I knew I had gotten through, and that we would share
some sexual pleasure, even as far away from each other as we are, when he
came back,
"Good! Hey, I got my new male dane. He is really a nice boy. the female
took him right under her wing. Sure was glad of that."

I like a laugh, as well as a grunt. And my sense of humor is immediate,
rather than planned out. I've never been much for writing jokes.
"I haven't had any new calves, I can't find a good bull to breed me,
lol," said I.
"But tell you what, this weekend I sure did get a fine long drink of dog
cum down my throat! Chocolate Lab. Yuuuuummm!!"
"Oh,fantastic," I added. Your new boy dog." Frank had lost his male Great
Dane longtime lover recently, killed by a car.

"I  guess that was a good week for you. I haven't  gotten to do anything
for weeks! Bored, me."
My boy, he is a fawn  color, I couldn't find another black one I liked.
This one I got through a connection in Germany. I got him from there, so
he's had a long trip."

"I reckon," I agreed. "Anyway, Frank, here's how it went up there. I was
staying overnite at a hunting lodge, and the proprietors had not one but
three, count 'em 3, males. 2 airedale mixes and a chocolate Lab. Saturday
nite I came home from my work knowing I wanted to have sex with all of
them, once it was dark and late at night."

I knew Frank's dick was hard now, when he answered,"Did you get them all?
Did the people help you out with them?"

"No, they didn't have a clue. I didn't take them for zoos, though of
course you can never tell, and you can never bring it up."

I continued with the story of the best animal sex I've had this year.
"So I waited till 1 in the morning, stripped to my shorts and climbed
over the kennel fence so I could be with the dogs. Gemini, the Lab, went
right for me. He wasn't a real big Lab, probably 70 pounds, but he was
all male dog, and completely excited by the open mouth I offered his
licking tongue. It wasn't just a taste thing. This dog knew, immediately,
that he was having sex with me."

Now, I'm a man who absolutely LOVES to make out with dogs. I've been
having some sort of animal sex since before I shot my first cum. I like
to do anything a man can do with a dog-- fucking, getting fucked,
sucking, rimming (love the thrill of breathing in the aroma of dog
butthole, nose buried in the fur just under his tail, as I dig my tongue
into my doggie friend's rectum). But more often than anything else, I
have found great satisfaction in often totally unexpected and spontaneous
sessions of saliva exchange with dogs of both sexes.

I was sitting naked in front of my computer, hard penis dripping a
silvery strand of precum by now. It was all I could do not to oil my
penis up and start masturbating. But I'm a slow typist, and if I didn't
want to take all night, which I figured he didn't have, I knew I had to
stick to typing with two fingers for now.

"God, Frank," I went on, "We just made out and made out and made out! His
mouth and mine were just LOCKED up. We were both panting into each
other's mouths. I was getting wildly off feeling his teeth clash against
mine. We must have kissed at one point for 20 min. without our mouths
ever separating. I had thrown my shorts over the fence by now, and I was
on my hands and knees, naked as the day I was born, making out with a
dusty, smelly dog in the trodden earth of the kennel yard."

"Well, at least you got some," he said a little sourly. "I haven't even
got to play for a while. I am filled to the top with cum! When I bathe my
horses they get hard but with the new hand on the place I can't do
anything."
"I am gonna hit the rack here in the barn. Four a.m. gets here in a rush
these days. I have to start early tomorrow, gotta feed, and then go to
Selmer to get feed ordered."

"Good night," he added. I'll talk later."

But I knew he was still online. I continued:
"Eventually, after kissing and kissing while I masturbated him-- god, we
must have been at it going on an hour, I was ready for dog cum. I got my
head underneath him and drank and drank from his beautiful penis."
"Sounds like you had a helluva good time! My new male looks like he is
going to have a bigger one than the other did."

Lost in the memory of that magnificent mouth-slurping and cum-drinking, I
kept on:
"Sweet, salty, and oodles of it. Just sucked and sucked it all down my
throat, except for one little stretch where I just pulled him out of my
mouth and let his doggie dick shoot cum all over my face."

Frank answered, "Were you able to get it in, knot and all? Hey, you know
you've given me a raging hardon."

I told him I had begun to write the incident up after getting back to the
cottage they had me in for accomodations.

In my mind I could hear and see Frank, adjusting his six-inch hardon.
"If I see the lights go out in the new hand's trailer," he said, "I may
try my female on for size.  She needs a good fuck too. I haven't had time
to put it to her for so long. I know she will get my rocks as soon as I
go in all the way."

I continued my narrative of the night of interspecies intercourse:
"Meanwhile, as we were kissing and I was sucking him, the two Airedales
were taking turns licking my butthole, but neither of them were as
thoroughly excited as the Lab."

"Too bad," my buddy answered. "You should have tried to take one in each
end," he added.

"Oh,trust me, Frank, I wanted to! I wanted to! But they were more like,
curious than hot. God, that Lab was so hot for me. Our teeth were banging
together, and we were panting in unison as we kissed. At one point, wih
3/4 of a knot erection, he mounted me, and I thought 'here we go!' but he
didn't finish me off!"

Frank interjected, "You would  more than likely shot off when he hit
bottom!"

"I was SO disappointed! But I kept on beating him off, and finally got
under him and just sucked and sucked him."

"Boy, I know this new male is gonna be good," enthused Frank. Even at the
distance between us, it sure felt good knowing that he was totally
aroused and into it tonight. It had been awhile since we last masturbated
together.

"He has started to lick my pre cum with the female. He seems to like it
too! He is only five months old but already wanting to play some. He
doesn't know yet to get hard when I let him lick, but he will learn in
due time!"

"I had to bring it to an end after what must have been an hour. Oh yeah,
was I dripping precum! But I eventually came back in the cottage, cause
he was so enthusiastic he kept nipping my balls with his teeth, when he'd
take a turn butthole licking from behind."

"Oh, I love it when they do that little nip on the balls. It feels so
good," Frank put in.

"I thought he'd made me bleed once." I answered. "But luckily no cut."

"I know what you mean," he said. "My male used to when he first started
years ago. Finally he got the message to not bite so hard, lol!" He
chuckled.

"Damn!" said I. "the airedales were both just the size I love, and this
Lab's knot was not so big that I wasn't ready to have him inside me then
and there! God I wish I was home enough to have a male dog. I sure do
crave a big (but not gigantic) dog dick and knot up my butt!"

"So fucking hot," he threw in.

"I'm so hard right now, not just from thinking about it, but from you
being on the other end (so to speak, lol). I sure look forward to your
dick up my butt too, and vice versa! Are your new hands zoos?" I asked my
friend.

"No, not as far as I know," he answered. "They are kinda redneck. I hired
fast just to have the help around. I have too much work to do all alone,"
he repeated.

"Sure wish I was one of your stable hands!" I told him. "I've gone to
one-hand typing, Frank, I'm stroking my dick now as I type. I'm soooo
horny. Feels so good..."

"I don't let them  work my two studs yet. I am sure they would get a hard
on if they bathed them, they always do when I bathe them. I have just let
my dick stand up and drip, got precum running down the side. I'm gonna
lick it off..."

I grrruunted, interrupting. "Gemini's fat dick filled my mouth, but I
didn't try taking his whole knot in my mouth too."

"That is if the dogs don't get it first," he laughed. "They have a fast
tongue. My female knows it's about time for me to give it to her. She
just turned around in front of me."

He added, "I still haven't tried to suck a dog yet. I think I had told
you that before. I sure have been tempted at times. I don't know why I
haven't ever done it."

"I think we'll be doing that job again next year," I went on. "I can't
hardly wait. Next year I am gonna get fucked by Gemini no matter what!"

Continuing his thought, he didn't respond to me directly:
"I think it is because I am used to my horse stretching my lips to the
brink!"

"Yep, no matter what. I don't know why you don't suck dog dick, Frank.
It's just sooooooooo hot and tasty! Yuuuuummmmmm...", I said, reveling in
the memory of Gemini's mouth locked to mine, as we wallowed in pure
interspecies lust in the dirty kennel.

Frank shifted to horse lust for a moment.
"I've been thinking of getting a stud minihorse. I want to try that. I've
found one down the road that is for sale."

I was getting close to shooting my sperm, and told Frank so.
"I'm gonna cum if i keep this up, buddy."

"Well, take a good lick for me when you do. I would love to have a good
throat full of cum right now!"

There was a pause while we stroked our dicks for awhile. Then,
affectionately, I could tell, he told me,"Well, kiddo (I'm 3 years
younger than he), it's almost nine here and I am gonna have to hit this
thing or put it up the ass end of this bitch, then roll over and go to
sleep. This has been one heck of a day."

I was in a frenzy, stroking my olive oiled dick.
I pecked out, "if I was wih one of those minis and he was only 10-11
inches, I'd probly try to take him up my butt. 10-4 on good mouthfull of
cum! I'll have to drink my own tonight, lol!" I sighed. "Fuck her! Fuck
her! Tell me about it tomorrow morning! Woooooofff!! God I'm so horny..."

I know the drift," he came back. "Mine is rock hard and aimed right at
the spot. If I try her tonight, she will be hard to get into since I
haven't done her in a while."

I could take no more. After another masturbatory pause, I grunted out,
"uuuhhhh, I'm gonna cum for you!" And with that, blasted milky sperm all
over my belly, then immediately after, scooped it up on my fingers and
licked it off.

Frank was fucking his Great Dane bitch, right there at his computer
station in the horse barn.
"Okay, will do! She is loving it now, I have started punping her hole.
Sure feels good! Nite now. We'll talk tomorrow when I get settled down."

"Ok Frank, I'm looking forward to it!" I slluurrped one more big drop of
creamy, tasty cum off my belly, and wished him good night and good
fucking.