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This story is owned, copyrighted and written by me. Somewhere in
that past sentence you were supposed to get the idea that stealing this
story is wrong. To clarify, it is. Don't be a jerk, okay?
This story has more sex than I can possibly describe. This story
is also a fantasy story but more of a Lord of the Rings fantasy than a
Red Shoes Diaries kind of fantasy. Oh yeah, there's magic. Those
without imagination can go read about their cheating suburban neighbor.
This story is an act of love in memory of my teenage pursuits of
high adventure, loving friends and a really kick ass sword. It's a
long one but it's all here for you to enjoy in one sitting. Better
yet, it's been approved by Nymphs.
If you like this story, you may enjoy other stories of mine at
http://www.asstr.org/~ShonRichards/
If you REALLY REALLY like it, you might want to write me a note
at shonrichardshsd@earthlink.net Mail tickles me and encourages me to
write more. Yes, I'm shameless that way.
Finally, big thanks go to my editor/lover/bookend Alicia who
understood what this story meant.
The Hero of Delightia
By Shon Richards
"Do you think it looks like a cock, Louis?" Mrs. Sweet asked me.
I squirmed. It was an unusual question to be asked by such a
little old lady. Mrs. Sweet never spoke to anyone in our neighborhood
and no one was sure what exactly she did all day. It was a surprise
when she came by my house and asked me to look at something in her
yard. I thought she had a snake or something. I wasn't expecting
this.
In her yard was a group of purple mushrooms. They were sprouting
out of the grass in a patch six feet long and three feet wide. The
mushrooms glowed in the moonlight and yes; they did look like they were
laid out in the shape of a giant cock.
"Yes ma'am, it does look like a penis," I said.
"Well, isn't that the oddest thing?" she said with a throaty
laugh. "Here, have another glass of lemonade."
I drank the lemonade reluctantly. It was terribly sweet and
rather thick but what was I supposed to do? You can't turn down
lemonade from old ladies. It just wasn't polite.
"Have you ever been married?" Mrs. Sweet asked out of the blue.
"Yes, but only for a year," I said. I did not want to talk about
Charlene. There's not much to say about a gal who ran off with your
supervisor at work. Okay, I could have added that her ass was flat.
"And you don't have any pets?" Mrs. Sweet asked.
I drank some more lemonade. "Nope," I said.
"Any girlfriends?" Mrs. Sweet asked.
That made me laugh. "I work nights at a factory," I said. "You
were lucky to catch me on my night off. It's hard to date when you
have to be in to work by eleven. I'm an adult with a curfew."
I don't know why I was being so open with Mrs. Sweet. It wasn't
any of her business but for some reason, I just answered her questions
without hesitation. It certainly wasn't because I wanted more of her
bad lemonade.
"Your life sucks then?" Mrs. Sweet said.
Ouch. It was bad when the neighborhood spinster says your life
sucks. It was true though. I don't know how it happened, but after I
married my high school sweetheart, and got a job at the broom factory,
my life was officially over. Now the best fun I had was playing
computer games and watching downloaded porn. I drank more of the
terrible lemonade and nodded.
"Good," Mrs. Sweet said. "Go lay down in the mushroom patch."
"Excuse me?" I said but to my surprise, I found myself walking
towards the mushrooms. The glass fell from my hands and I heard the
grass hiss from where the lemonade spilled. My body moved on its own
as it laid down in the wet grass. I couldn't even turn my head as Mrs.
Sweet stood over me. Believe me, once I saw the silver knife in her
hand, I did all I could to move.
"I know this is a bit sudden dear, but time is short," Mrs. Sweet
explained. "The Land has cried out for a cock and you're the best
candidate."
"You're going to cut off my dick?" I yelled.
Her wrinkly face broke into a laugh. "What do you take me for, a
witch? Don't be silly. I'm just going to send you to a much better
place. Oh now, quit screaming."
As soon as she said that, my mouth shut against my will. The
lemonade stuck in my throat and I realized that she must have drugged
it. I was paralyzed as she cut off my clothing with her silver knife.
She hummed as she worked, occasionally laughing to herself over jokes I
didn't understand.
"Oh my, your pants are tougher than Ambrose's," or "I hope the
Land doesn't spit you back out like they did that poor albino boy."
She wasn't putting me at ease as she sawed away every last shred of
clothing. Even my underwear went, I was as bare as a baby. It was a
kinky way to die.
"Six thousand years I've sent men to the Land, and never have I
sent a man with a cock as big as yours," Mrs. Sweet said. "I wish they
were this large when I was a lass but that's how the blood spills I
guess. Are you ready for the big finale?"
I clenched my eyes.
"Big baby," Mrs. Sweet muttered.
There was a sound like thunder and I passed out. I dreamed
Charlene was chasing me with a butcher's knife and that Mrs. Sweet was
trying to fuck me with a giant mushroom. There was lemonade in my
dreams and I remembered chugging it like it was beer. My dreams felt
like they went on for years and years and I was conscious of being
asleep the entire time. To be honest, I wasn't in a hurry to wake up
because I was afraid that if I woke up, that (delete) I would discover
what Mrs. Sweet planned to do with that knife.
I did wake up eventually. The first thing I saw was a beautiful
woman right above me. It took me a moment to realize she was flying,
hovering above my face by only a few inches. The woman was barely a
foot tall and the small butterfly-like wings that sprouted from her
back were even smaller than she was. I was distracted by the thought
that her wings couldn't possibly support her weight, so I didn't
realize a more important fact right away: she was butt-naked.
"Oh! You're finally awake! What's your name?" she said to me.
For such a small body, she had a loud and sultry voice. It reminded me
of late night phone sex commercials.
"Louis," I said. I pinched myself but I didn't wake up. It was
daylight but I could see I wasn't in Mrs. Sweet's yard. Large stones
surrounded me in a circle that made me feel a bit conspicuous. It
didn't help that I was as naked as the little flying lady.
"Louis?" the woman said. "That's not a hero's name! They have
names like Arthur, or Pecos or George the Fucker. Louis is a dull
name. Did your parents not like you? My mother says she loves me but
then she does things like taking away my boyfriends and it makes me
wonder. Sometimes I think she might have stolen me from my real
parents so that she can use me for an evil plan but that wouldn't
explain why we have the same eyes."
She spoke in a non-stop chatter that I had to struggle to keep up
with. It was also hard to look at her without blushing. She might
have been as small as a child's doll but her large breasts, curvy hips
and long legs were all adult. Long curly brown hair flew behind her
face and she had a delicate little patch of brown hair between her
thighs. Her breasts jiggled as she flew around me, bouncing up and
down so much that my naked penis was coming to life despite the
absurdity of the situation.
"Why do you keep looking away?" she asked. "Do you see wolves?
They sometimes come by and threaten us but we beat them off with
sticks. Need me to get you a stick? The one you have is getting
bigger but can you hit things with it? I've never meet a hero before
so I guess it's possible that you can beat wolves with your own cock."
"What are you?" I asked her when she paused for breath.
She flew right up to my face to answer me. I couldn't look away
from her lovely tanned body without her flying back into my view. She
was so close; I could see that she had a silver stud in her nose. I
had to still be dreaming.
"My name is Aleena, Daughter of the Queen of Fairies," she said.
"Pleased to meet you."
Aleena did a bow so deep that I could see her buttocks. Damn,
they were nice and round. I was getting a hard-on for a woman as big
as my hand. There's a joke there somewhere.
"Fairies, you said? How did I get here and where are my
clothes?"
She shrugged. "I don't know. I thought you didn't bring any. I
was just waiting for a hero. I didn't know you would be too poor to
have your own. You can wear some of mine. They're a bit small for you
but you could slip my dresses over your cock."
"No thanks," I said. I closed my eyes and wondered if I was
still dreaming. A warm wind blew and I shivered. My feet dug into the
grass and felt the grains of dirt underneath. This dream was too vivid
unless I was just insane.
"Can I touch your cock?" Aleena asked. "I've never touched a
hero's cock before and since the Great Curse, I certainly haven't
touched a warm one."
Yep, I was insane.
"No, you can't touch my cock," I said. I leaned against a rock
and reviewed my plight. This situation was too bizarre to comprehend.
It was obvious that I was having some sort of a breakdown but I
couldn't figure out how to snap out of it. Perhaps if I worked my way
through this nonsense, I could figure out what kind of a delusion I was
suffering from. I asked her how she knew I was a hero.
"Oh, story-time!" Aleena said. She clapped her hands and then
stood very straight, as if she was giving a speech. All I noticed was
that she was pushing her breasts forward.
"Long ago, the Queen of Delightia had a fight with her husband.
It was a terrible fight and in the end, she kicked him out of her bed.
The queen became frigid and no longer liked sex. Because the queen is
the heart and soul of Delightia, the land became frigid as well."
"All the males in Delightia, from Fairies to Bad Wolves to Giants
to Wizards, were affected by her curse. Their cocks grew as cold as
the queen's heart. They could still get them hard but they felt like
ice inside their women. No woman could stand the cold cocks so no one
was having sex any more."
"Then one day, the Wise Witch of Organ Mountain cast a mighty
spell. She brought forth a hero from a distant land. This hero was
named Arthur, and his cock wasn't affected by the curse at all. The
hero and his fairy guide traveled all the way to the queen's castle.
He fucked the queen with his hot cock and she liked sex again. Her
curse lifted from Delightia, the hero got a big shiny sword and the
fairy got her heart's desire."
"Ever since then, when a new queen is mad at her husband, the
curse comes back. The queens themselves can't help it any more. Even
if the queen stops being mad at her husband, the curse continues. The
only cure is to be fucked well with a hot cock and until then, the
entire kingdom suffers. Because of this, the Fairies maintain a vigil
at the spot where the first hero showed up. When a new hero arrives,
the fairy who was keeping watch becomes the hero's guide and they have
lots of great adventures and then he fucks the queen."
I started laughing. Cool, it really was a wet dream. If I was
insane then this was the way I wanted to go.
"All right fairy guide, take me to your queen. Is she hot?"
Aleena frowned. "No, she's frigid. Haven't you been listening?"
"Yes, yes, she's frigid. My mistake. Can we go now?"
"Silly hero, we can't go yet! We have to do something more
important first!"
I sighed. "Fine, what do we do first?"
"We have to go tell my mother! She's going to be so jealous!"
So we went to see her mother. Aleena floated in front of me as
she led the way and I have to say, my fairy had a fine ass. It was a
tiny ass but man it was all good.
On the walk to the fairy home, I found my hallucination to be
terribly realistic. There were rocks in the grass that hurt my feet
and the sun was making me sweat. The trees had a smell that was unlike
anything I had ever experienced, a lot like pine but spicier. My
stomach was also growling which bothered me. If it wasn't for the
sight of my little friend, I would have never suspected I was nuts.
The fairy village was bigger than I had expected. It was a field
of tiny houses surrounding one big tree. Some of the houses had little
pools complete with diving boards. Fairies poured out of the houses
when I walked into town and I felt even more naked under their staring
eyes. The female fairies tended to giggle while the male fairies just
glared at me. I found myself looking at the male fairies' dicks to see
if I could see the curse in action.
"Mother! I found a hero!" Aleena yelled.
Halfway up the tree was a small castle. It hung there like some
sort of weird birdhouse. A gorgeous fairy woman came flying out of it,
attended by dozens of scowling fairies wielding tiny swords. The woman
flew beside Aleena and frowned. On top of her auburn head I saw a tiny
gold crown.
"Aleena! What nonsense are you talking about now?" her mother
said.
"I found a hero!" Aleena proclaimed. She flew around me
excitedly while she spoke. "He was in the summoning circle and he was
naked and everything. His cock is really big and I'm going to be his
fairy guide and get my own kingdom with a bigger tree!"
Her mother just glared at me. I tried not to stare back. She
was as pretty as her daughter and once again I was getting hard. A
little embarrassed, I covered my groin as best I could with my hands.
"Hi," I said.
"Louis, meet my mother, Queen Jara," Aleena said. "She's the
Queen of the Fairies but not the same queen I'm going to take you to so
don't try to fuck my mother okay?"
"Hi," I said again.
Queen Jara looked at me with a nasty frown that turned into a
nastier smile.
"Daughter, I think you may have made a mistake," she said. "How
do we know he's not just a woodman trying to pass himself off as a
hero?"
"Oh mother!" Aleena pouted. "You're just saying that because you
don't want me to leave Fairytown. I'm two hundred and twenty years
old; I should be free to go anywhere I want! I found him and I get to
be his fairy guide and get whatever I want from the Queen of the Land
and you can't stop me!"
Queen Jara was still smiling wickedly. "I'm not arguing the Law,
Daughter. I just don't believe he's a hero. Look at him. Does he
look like the type to slay dragons or wrestle giants? He'll just get
squished like the guy Mabella's hero."
"Someone got squished?" I asked.
A redheaded fairy with a slender waist nodded her head
vigorously. "Yeah, he sure did," she said with enthusiasm. "I had to
bathe for a week to get his insides out of my hair."
That sounded bad. I was already having doubts about being insane
so I didn't see any reason to push it, you know? Even if I was
hallucinating, I didn't want to hallucinate getting smashed into little
bits.
"Maybe your mother is right and I'm not a hero," I said to
Aleena.
She stomped her foot in midair. "You are too! Check his cock,
Mother. It's hot and everything!"
Queen Jara flew down to my crotch. I was still covering it with
my hands. She looked up at me said, "Open up big man so we can get
this over with."
I let go of my cock and it pulsed in front of her. The Fairies
started snickering but I couldn't tell what they were laughing about.
My cock was hard and pointing upwards as the small queen floated
closer. She ran a tiny hand over my ridge, petting along a vein.
"Kama's tits!" Queen Jara exclaimed. "He is hot! His cock is
the warmest I've felt in years!"
Some of her male guards went back to glaring at me and shuffling
defensively.
"See?" Aleena said. "I told you he was a hero. Only a hero can
have a cock that isn't cold from the curse. Now I'm going to travel
with him to distant lands and help fight terrible beasts until we get
our rewards!"
The queen was not so easily deprived of her daughter. "I'm truly
sorry Aleena, but this man could never be the hero. I believe he is
impotent."
"What?" I said. Okay, going nuts I could handle but having my
masculinity questioned by tiny women was too much.
"He's impotent?" Aleena said. "How can you tell?"
"Oh, a woman knows these things," Queen Jara said. "Am I not
right my people?"
The other hundred or so Fairies nodded in agreement with their
queen.
"So you see, he's impotent and he won't be able to help the Queen
of the Land," Queen Jara said. "It's for the best anyway. As weak as
he looks, he would most likely get killed by the first wild beast you
find."
Oh yeah, I forgot about that part. "It's true, Aleena. I'm
impotent."
"Shit!" Aleena said. "Just my luck!"
"Well now that we have that settled, we can go on with our day,"
Queen Jara said. "The punishment for outsiders seeing our village is
death. Guards, kill the human."
A flurry of armed Fairies flew up at me. I held out my hands and
one of the little bastards cut me. It hurt too damned fucking much for
a dream I might add! I looked at my hand and didn't like the shallow
but painful slash on my palm. As badly as it hurt, I knew then that I
needed to take this world seriously. Real or not, it could still hurt.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute!" I yelled. "I'm not impotent!
Don't hurt me!"
"Ha!" Aleena said. "He was just lying. Heroes do that all the
time!"
Queen Jara flew up to my face. "Prove it," she said.
"How the fuck am I going to do that?" I demanded.
"Masturbate," she said simply. "Right here, in front of ALL of
us. Prove your manhood and I'll accept you as a hero."
"Fine!" I snapped but when I grabbed my cock, I went limp! It
was all those damn Fairies looking at me. I felt like a pervert
touching myself in front of an audience. Even with my eyes closed, I
couldn't shake the feeling that an entire village was looking at me.
"Just what I thought," Queen Jara said.
"You've got to give him a chance, Mother!" Aleena said. "Let me
take him into the bushes or something. No one could get it up in
public like this. Well, maybe Uncle Gerhan but he doesn't count."
A fairy male with a hard-on agreed. "It's true, it's true. I am
a pervert."
"Very well," Queen Jara said. "I will give your eunuch one last
chance. Go over behind the Widow's Tree and see if he is a real man.
If he doesn't spill his seed by Sundown, his blood will spill instead."
"Yeah!" Aleena said. "Come on Louis, bring your cock and let's
get to work!"
The Widow's Tree was huge. Made of black bark and easily ten
feet wide, I was completely hidden away from the fairy town. Some of
the guards flew close to the tree to make sure I didn't run away but
once I was on the other side I didn't notice them at all. The name of
the tree was a bit ominous so I asked Aleena about it.
"Did someone die here?" I asked.
Aleena laughed. "No, silly. This is where the Fairies come to
have affairs. It's called Widow's Tree because Widow Peeta once fucked
an entire squad of guards here. Even a big hero like you can have
privacy here."
I sat down and leaned against the tree. Aleena floated down in
front of me and waited. She didn't quite get the idea of privacy.
"Could you turn around please?" I asked. "I doubt I'll be able
to do it with you looking at me."
"Oh! Right!" she said. Aleena spun around and once again I was
looking straight at her perfect ass. My cock grew just looking at it.
Her wings fluttered slowly and with each flutter, her buttocks
clenched. This was going to be easier than I thought.
"Ouch!" I yelled as soon as I gripped my cock.
"What's wrong?" Aleena asked. She spun around and her breasts
did that jiggle again.
"It's this damn cut!" I said. I held up my hand so she could see
how it cut all the way across my palm. "It stings too much for me to
hold anything."
"Use your other hand," she said.
"I was going to," I said. "Turn back around please."
Aleena did as I asked and I tried my left hand. It was
impossible. I had spent years jacking off with my right hand and I
lacked the coordination to change now. Ever since Charlene left me,
I've been getting in more "right-hand" practice than I probably should.
I tried for ten minutes but it was too frustrating.
"Fuck it!" I snapped.
"What's the matter?" Aleena asked.
"It's too hard!" I said.
"I thought it was supposed to be hard!" Aleena replied.
"No, I mean I can't do it with my left hand," I said. "It just
feels too weird. Hell, I have to concentrate just going up and down.
I'm never going to get off like this."
Aleena turned around and looked at my sagging cock. "It's not
fair! You're my only way out from my mother! You've got to jack off,
you just got to! What kind of a man are you?"
"What? You think you can do better?" I yelled back.
A big smile spread on her face. "That's a great idea! Just rest
your hands and I'll do all the work!"
My face blushed but my cock surged at the idea. It was wrong on
so many levels but then so had been the past twenty-four hours. Who
was I to argue any more?
Aleena flew down to my thigh and her weight was non-existent.
She patted my cock and ran her hands over the veins and wrinkles of my
cock. Gently she kissed the mushroom tip of my cock and I could barely
feel her tiny tongue on my skin. I might not have felt it, but I
certainly saw it and my cock throbbed at the erotic sight.
"Wow, you really are hot," Aleena said. "You have no idea how
much the curse has changed cocks. They all feel like ice, or are as
cold as a winter's wind. This is really nice. I could just snuggle up
with your cock and wrap myself all around it."
I groaned at the thought and the flirting fairy laughed.
"Oh you like that?" she teased. My cock throbbed and nearly
knocked her over. She took flight and hovered above my cock. Seeing
my cock right next to her small body made me feel really, really hung.
"Let's see how I can do this," Aleena said. She sat on the tip
of my cock and her pubic hair tickled me. Her legs folded around the
ring of my tip but her wings kept fluttering to keep her upright. She
placed her hands flat on my cock and rubbed herself against my tip.
Back and forth she humped, leaving a small trail of her juices onto my
cock.
"Shit," I groaned and my hands clutched the grass beside me.
There was no way I could enter her but I could feel how wet she was. I
could also see how much it excited her. Her tiny nipples were so stiff
and her waist rolled as she moved against my tip. My cock was pinned
by her tanned thighs and her heels dug into my shaft. Aleena's mouth
was open as she humped me, moaning in her sexy voice as she ground
against me.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh OH!" she cried. Her thighs tightened around
my cock and I moaned with her. She shook all over and her wings speed
up like a hummingbird's when she climaxed. Her long brown hair flew
around her body from the beating of her wings and she looked like a
model in a rock video. I watched as her long torso arched her breasts
forward and I was tempted to reach out and touch one.
She caught my eye and laughed.
"Sorry about that," she said. "I know we're supposed to be
getting you off, but your cock was so warm, I couldn't help myself."
"It's okay," I said between clenched teeth. I was too turned on
to complain.
"I can honestly say I've never had a cock as big as yours,"
Aleena giggled. She leaned forward until her front was pressed against
me cock. With her thighs still wrapped around my tip, her face was in
my own brown pubic hair. She ran her hand through my curly hair,
laughing as I groaned and shifted. My cock twitched as she kissed the
base of my cock and she laughed as it lifted her entire body.
"Careful hero, you might knock me flat on my ass with this
thing," she said and that only made me throb more. She rode my
twitching cock, laughing and squeezing tighter as my member pulsed
under her.
"Let's try something different," Aleena said as she shifted
positions. She turned around and planted her feet in my pubic hair.
She leaned against my cock and bent her knees until she was lying face
down on the tip of my cock. Her breasts smashed flat against me and I
could feel the hard points of her nipples. I groaned again as I felt
her wet sex dripping onto me. Aleena wrapped her arms and thighs
around my cock and hugged me to her fantastic body. She was as tight
as my hand but infinitely far more desirable.
Aleena beat her wings and she began to move. With short sensuous
strokes she masturbated me with her body. I watched as her ass
clenched, her buttocks tightening with each stroke. She was draped
over my cock, clinging to me with all her strength. I ached for the
slippery warmth of a pussy but this was the next best thing. Her whole
body was centered on my cock and I could feel every part of her where
we touched. From her stiff nipples to her strong thighs to her silky
curly hair, my cock enjoyed it all.
"I'm going to come," I groaned.
She pulled back on my cock till I was pointing straight up in the
air. Aleena kept humping me and we both watched as my semen shot up
out of my cock. I splattered myself but I splattered her worse.
Entire streams of my seed landed on her and her nutmeg skin. The truth
be told, the sight of her getting plastered with my semen only made me
groan louder. It went beyond facial and into something we didn't have
words for. A body?
"Sorry," I said without meaning it.
"Sorry for what?" Aleena said. She unwound her body from my cock
and started scooping my semen into her hands. "This is great! I can't
wait to show Mother!"
I never had a woman say that before.
I cleaned myself as best I could and walked back to the town.
Queen Jara was out of objections and she had to accept that her
daughter was the fairy guide for the new hero. The two had a tearful
parting, which wasn't too tearful to me because Aleena was still
covered in come and no one seemed to mind. Queen Jara gave her
daughter a fine send-off speech and told her that the fairy people
would remember her forever.
As for me, Queen Jara only had one thing to say.
"If my daughter comes to any harm while guiding you, I shall hunt
you down and mount your balls on my castle wall."
It was embarrassing to be threatened by such a tiny woman but I
believed her. Luckily I didn't need to say anything because Aleena was
in a hurry to go. She flew to my shoulder and sat down.
"Okay we love you all!" Aleena said. "Quick," she whispered to
me. "Start walking and let's get out of here before Mother thinks of a
new test."
I wasted no time following her. We walked for hours in the
remaining sunlight pausing only to let Aleena wash off my come in a
stream. She showed me what berries I could eat in the strange forest.
There were weird varieties like Nippleberry, Strawcocks, and
Bluebuttocks. The Nippleberries were sweet, the Bluebuttocks were firm
and filling while the Strawcocks were too salty for me to eat.
We also stopped to get some cream from a strange little plant
that was shaped liked a blue banana. Aleena had me squeeze the banana
part till the cream came out of the top that she then spread on my cut
palm. In seconds, the cut healed till it was nothing but a scar. It
was a handy little plant even if it did look a little perverted.
I slept under a large oak tree with Aleena curled in the crook of
my neck. It was a warm spring night and I wasn't cold at all despite
being nude. Sleep came to me easily and as naturally as if I were in
my own bed.
Waking up was a different matter. My body was sore from sleeping
on the ground and I was shivering from the morning dew. My thighs were
sore, my back ached and my neck was unbearably stiff. That was the
precise moment when I knew I wasn't insane and that I really was in
some sort of weird fantastic world. There's nothing like a sore neck
to make to believe in reality.
"Aleena, I'm going to need some clothes," I said while she
gathered Nippleberries. "I can't exactly meet a queen in the buff."
My guide scratched her head. "I don't know any big people. This
is my first time away from home. Can't you just make some?"
I laughed until something she said bothered me. "If this is the
first time you've been away from home, then how do you know how to get
to the queen?"
"Silly hero, we just find a road and follow it," Aleena said.
"All roads lead to the queen. It just makes sense."
This is the kind of logic I had to deal with. Aleena felt that
as long as we kept moving, then things would just happen. I asked her
if it was that easy, why did I need a fairy guide? When she couldn't
come up with an answer, she got huffy and stopped talking to me.
We walked for hours until we came across the thumping sounds of
axes hitting wood. Aleena slipped out of her bad mood with the
excitement of meeting new people. I had visions of burly ax-wielding
men looking at me naked and I felt a bit of prudence might be best.
"Aleena, why don't you go to the woodcutters and ask if they have
any spare clothes?" I said. "I'll wait here in the bushes."
She looked at me funny. "Why are you hiding? Are we going to
ambush them and steal their stuff?"
"Good grief, no," I said. "Why would I do that?"
"That's what heroes do right?" she said. "They sneak up on
people, bonk their heads and take their stuff. That's what Jack did
when he ran off with the Giant's wife."
"What kind of heroes do you guys have?" I said.
"The sexy ones," Aleena said. She zipped off before she could
see me blush. It had been so long since my divorce, I forgot how
compliments could feel.
I hid in the bushes with a smile on my face. That smile dropped
when I heard the sound of running feet. It sounded like a stampede and
it was coming right for me! I laid flat in the bushes and hoped they
wouldn't find me.
"Here he is! I found him!" Aleena said above me. "He was just
being shy!"
I lifted my head and saw that people were parting the bushes
above me. They were dirty and wearing ragged clothes made of coarse
furs. It took me a moment to look through their sweat and dirt and
realize they were all women! I stood up slowly and counted eight of
them. They were all gals and they were all carrying axes.
"Kama's pussy hairs!" one of them exclaimed. "The fairy was
right. He is buck naked!"
I covered myself but again, I was too late. My erection had
returned and wasn't easy to hide with just my hands. One of the older
women covered the eyes of a younger woman who may have been her
daughter.
"I'm sorry ladies, my clothes were stolen," I said.
They weren't paying attention. All of them were looking at my
crotch. When I snapped my fingers to get their attention, their leader
looked me in the eyes while the rest kept staring.
"Sorry about that," she said. "My name is Gretah. The fairy
said you were a hero and we were a bit curious." She took off her cap
and wiped her brow. Long blonde hair spilled loose around her face,
framing her in gold. I found myself in a very forgiving mood.
"My name is Louis," I said. "It's okay, I'm sure you must be
very curious about my cock."
I groaned after I said that. Curious about my cock? Had I just
lost all of my social skills over the years?
"Of course we are," Gretah said. "It's not every day we get to
see a hero's cock. Would you mind moving your hands so we can look
better?"
"Umm, I guess not," I said. I moved my hands and the ladies
actually crowded closer.
"It's a big one, isn't it?" Aleena said.
All of the ladies nodded. "Could we touch it?" Gretah asked.
"We don't mean to be rude, but it's been so long since we've had a warm
one."
I looked at the pretty women surrounding my cock and pretended to
think about it. "Since there is a curse and all . . ."
They didn't need any further encouragement. One by one, they
took a firm grip of my cock. Some of them just squeezed, while others
gave me a quick tug before releasing. I tried not to groan but when
Gretah ran her thumb over my tip, I couldn't help moaning.
"See there, Hanna, that's what cocks used to be like before the
curse," Gretah said, addressing one of the younger ladies. "If this
brave hero can melt the queen, then we won't have to chop so much
damned wood."
"What does my cock have to do with chopping wood?" I asked.
Aleena giggled but the woodcutters actually blushed. Gretah was
brave enough to explain.
"Once our husbands were cursed, we started using other methods of
satisfaction," she said. Gretah reached into a pouch and produced a
thick dildo made of wood. All of the other ladies showed me theirs as
well. One thing I noticed right away was that all of their dildos
looked incredibly worn.
"Plus, chopping wood releases a lot of sexual tension," Gretah
said. All of the ladies nodded in agreement. "Of course, all that
will change once you fuck the queen."
"Well, it's the least I can do," I said. "Speaking of which,
could I borrow some clothes? I can't fuck the queen if I catch
pneumonia."
"I would be honored if you took my clothes," Gretah said. She
started to take off her shirt when one of the other women objected.
"Wait a minute," the other woodcutter said. "Where's the hurry?
I mean, he's got a warm cock. Why put clothes on him now?"
"Johanna Miller, what are you suggesting?" Gretah snapped. "That
we detain this hero from his great quest just to have a warm cock
between our legs? Are we to fuck him one by one in these bushes just
to satisfy our carnal urges? Or maybe you just want to pass him around
like a slave while everyone watches and uses their own wooden cocks?
How can you even suggest that we delay him from saving the kingdom just
for a massive orgy?"
"Don't be too hard on her," I said. "I know I have a great quest
to do but I don't have to get back to it right away."
"Slut," Aleena said. I think she was talking to me.
"No, no, we won't hear of it," Gretah said. "Your duty to the
queen is more important than our simple needs. I am ashamed that my
friends have even made the offer. It would be best if we left right
now so and went back to our husbands but we can't just leave you here
naked. I would give you my clothes but then when I return to the
village, they will question why I am naked and then discover you are
here. We woodcutters might be able to restrain ourselves but I can not
vouch for the rest of the women."
"Why don't you give him your clothes and we'll go back to the
village and get you some clothes from your home?" Johanna suggested.
Gretah struggled with the idea. "Yes, that might be best. The
rest of you should leave now before temptation clouds your judgment."
Reluctantly the other woodcutters left. Hell, I was just as
reluctant. Aleena was the only one happy with the arrangement. The
women kept looking back at my crotch until they were out of sight.
"Finally. I thought they would never leave," Gretah sighed. She
whipped off her shirt and to unveil the most amazing set of heavy
breasts. They were glistening from the sweat of her woodcutting and I
wanted to lick them dry. Her biceps were equally as huge and I
wondered if all the woodcutters were that Amazonian. Sadly, I would
never know.
She took off her pants next and that was when I realized I should
look away. My back was to her, which was why I didn't see her until
she reached around for my cock from behind. I groaned as her firm grip
took a hold of me and I kept groaning when I felt the hard points of
her nipples poking my back.
"Hey! I thought you said he had a noble quest to do!" Aleena
snapped.
"He does," Gretah said as she kept stroking me. "I knew his
quest was too important to stop for all of us."
"But not too important for one friendly woodcutter?" I said.
"I knew you would understand!" Gretah said. She spun me around
and me pushed me to the ground. I hit the ground hard but Gretah was
already straddling me before I could complain. She climbed over my
body and pinned my shoulders to the ground with one powerful hand. Her
other hand was around my cock, guiding me up towards her.
"Are you okay?" Aleena asked by my face.
"Sure," I grunted. Gretah slipped me inside her and I was amazed
by how wet she was. Her pussy was tight and it clenched me hungrily
while I pushed inside her. The look of pleasure on her face was pure
and uninhibited.
"I guess it really has been a long time," I said.
She ignored me. Gretah's fingers sunk into my shoulders as she
humped me with wild abandon. Back and forth like a machine she fucked
me. Well, she fucked my cock. I don't think she even knew I was
there.
"Kama's tits!" she cried. "No splinters! And it bends!"
I tried to enjoy myself but it was hard. She was so intent on
her pleasure, she barely acknowledged me. Her lovely breasts bounced
in front of me and I grabbed both of them in my hands but she didn't
react. Yes, it was fun to squeeze soft tits that were covered in
sweat, but a little eye contact might have been nice. I felt less like
a lover and more like a superior sex toy.
"I'm coming!" Gretah declared after just a few moments. Normally
I would have been proud of myself for such a quick climax but instead I
was just disappointed. I knew for sure that any cock would have been
just as good for her. She was grinding my pelvis so hard, I could feel
craters forming in the dirt under my ass.
Aleena flew up to Gretah's face and waved her hands in front of
Gretah's eyes. The horny woodcutter didn't even see her. My fairy
guide grabbed some of Gretah's long blonde hair and tugged, but it had
no effect either.
"Wow, this land does need a hero!" Aleena said.
"Or it needs someone to invent to vibrators," I groaned. I let
go of Gretah's breasts and put my hands under my head. It wasn't like
she needed me to pay attention.
Gretah came a couple of more times before Aleena said, "I hear
someone coming!" She flew up and looked over the trees. "Your friends
are coming back!"
That got Gretah's attention. "Fuck!" she swore. She jumped off
of my cock and gathered up her clothes. Before I could stand, she was
tossing them at me.
"Hurry! If they see you still here and guess what we were doing,
they'll insist on their turn!"
She didn't have to warn me twice. The idea of being jumped by a
group of horny women had its appeal until I got a taste of the reality.
I had a feeling that this is how women feel when a guy jumps their
bones. I got her clothes on me in record time and started running in
the opposite direction from the woodcutters.
"Watch out for the Wolf!" Gretah yelled.
"Don't you mean wolves?" I yelled back.
"Goodness, no!" she yelled. "One is bad enough!"
I ran as fast as I could until I became winded. Aleena had no
such problems with her wings. She kept up with me easily even though
she was giggling.
"You didn't see anybody out there, did you?" I asked.
"Nope," she said. "Why? Did you want to stay?"
"No way," I said. "That had to be the worst sex I ever had.
This hero business might not be so grand after all."
She floated down to my crotch. "Want me to make you feel like a
hero again?"
"Tempting but no," I said. "Give me time to heal recover first.
Why don't you tell me more about the previous heroes while we walk?"
Aleena had a lot of stories but never the complete tales. She
knew that a hero named Arthur came to this world and won his fairy
guide a lake, but she didn't know what he got in return. There was the
story of Jesse and how he requested to have the fastest hands in the
world but Aleena didn't know anything about the Three Headed Naga he
had to wrestle first. All of the stories were sketchy at best but they
had one common theme: the man with the cock from Earth was the only one
who could woo the queen out of her curse.
It was getting dark and I didn't relish the idea of sleeping on
the grass again. Aleena had found more Nippleberries for us to eat so
at least I wouldn't starve but I was craving some sort of meat. My
cock was feeling better but I wasn't in the mood to let Aleena
masturbate me again so soon after Gretah's attack. It was my second
day in Delightia and I was almost as miserable as I had been back home.
"Greetings traveler," said a voice behind us. I jumped. Aleena
jumped even higher. I turned and saw something I had come to expect
here: a very beautiful woman.
Okay, beautiful was an understatement. She had long raven black
hair that helped her blend in with the approaching dusk. Her eyes were
the largest I had ever seen on a woman, a deep and piercing blue. All
she had on was a gray dress that was too tattered to cover her lovely
body. Her abundant breasts were spilling out of the top while her firm
thighs were hardly covered at all by the shortness of the dress. She
looked poorer than I did yet she carried far more confidence.
"Hello," I said. "My name is Louis, and this is my friend,
Aleena."
Aleena was still a bit frightened and was hiding behind my head.
She was leaning around my ear to look at our visitor and I could feel
her breast press against my ear. It was strangely erotic and my cock
throbbed from the contact. To my embarrassment, the stranger's eyes
flickered to my crotch when I throbbed. Those big eyes of hers didn't
miss a thing.
"Hello Louis, my name is Rena," the woman said and I loved the
way her voice purred. "It's getting dark. Would you like to stay at
my place tonight?"
Wow. Women were forward in this world. "I would love to," I
said.
"Follow," she said simply and then she turned and walked off.
As we followed, I whispered to Aleena. "Listen, please don't
tell Rena that I am a hero. It would be nice to not get assaulted
tonight."
"You can trust me," Aleena whispered. She stayed on my shoulder
and sat down. It was strange to have a tiny nude ass on my shoulder
but no stranger than anything else that had happened today.
Rena lead us to a creek and then to a small cave by the creek.
There was a large boulder cover the entrance of the cave and I watched
in amazement as she rolled it out of the way. Her dress was in shreds
on the back and I could see all of her back muscles flexing as she
rolled the boulder. I wondered if she was a woodcutter too.
"Come on," Rena said. "I've got some rabbit left over from
earlier."
That was good enough for me. I ducked into her cave and I was
taken aback by how large it was. There were almost no furnishings but
she did have a lot of animal skins on the floor for rugs. A flickering
lamp provided the only illumination but it was a pretty cozy place all
in all.
"Why did she roll the boulder behind her?" Aleena whispered in my
ear.
"She's just closing the door," I whispered back. "Remember what
Gretah said, there was a wolf wondering around. Rena is just being
safe."
"Louis is right," Rena said from the other side of the cave. "It
is very dangerous in these woods at night."
"Wow, you have good hearing," I said.
"The better to hear lost people," she said with a smile.
I laughed. "Is this the part where I mention how big your eyes
are?"
Rena came closer with a slow sexy walk. "If you like. Are my
eyes big?"
"The biggest," I responded. "I think I'm supposed to comment on
your teeth."
She was standing by me now and I realized she was a little taller
than me. "My teeth? I'm not sure I know this flirting game. What's
special about my teeth?"
"It's my mistake," I said. "See, where I come from, there's a
story about a wolf that disguises himself as a grandmother to trick a
little girl. The comments about eyes and teeth are where the girl
figures out it isn't her grandmother."
Rena frowned and then started laughing. "Who would want to eat a
little girl? There's much more meat on full grown men."
"Louis! She's not a woman!" Aleena yelled.
"What do you mean she's not a woman?" I asked and that was when
Rena began to change. Her jaw lengthened and formed into a muzzle.
Hair sprang all over her body as claws formed over her fingernails. I
backed away from her and she only laughed, whipping off her tattered
dress to let me see her powerful body. A tail emerged from her ass and
I stared at it as it swished behind her legs. She still had the shape
of a woman but she was also a wolf.
"Foolish man," Rena growled. "The woodcutter did warn you."
She sprang towards me and there was nowhere to hide. The wolf
was on top of me, and I briefly thought about how similar this was to
when Gretah fucked me. I struggled and tried to get her off of me but
she was ten times more powerful than a normal woman. It looked like my
doom had finally come.
"Wait!" Aleena said, as the wolf was about to bite me. "You
can't eat him, he's got to fuck the queen!"
The wolf laughed. "So? If she's willing to have ice between her
legs that's her problem, not mine."
"You don't understand!" Aleena said. "He's a hero. His cock is
as hot as flesh."
The wolf looked at me and I nodded. Rena paused and ducked her
head down to my crotch. She started sniffing and I heard her breath
stop in surprise.
"I smell a woman here, and she had a good sex!" Rena exclaimed.
"How is that possible?"
"I'm from another land where the curse doesn't reach," I said.
"According to Aleena, if I can unthaw the queen, then the curse will go
away."
Rena jumped off of me. "Really? That would be great! Oh, how I
miss running with the Fenri brothers! We used to run so many times a
day in the summer!"
She stopped talking and looked at me in a way I had become
familiar with. "So, your cock is warm you said?"
"Yes. Yes, it is," I said. "And no, I'm not fucking you."
"Yeah!" Aleena said. I think my fairy had a jealous streak.
Rena got down on the ground by my feet and pressed her cheek on
my foot. "Please, please, please! I'm sorry I wanted to eat you.
I've been eating a lot lately to get my mind off of sex."
I wasn't comfortable with having a wolf-woman groveling at my
feet, but the idea wasn't completely abhorrent either. My cock was
responding and there was no denying that I was interested. On the
other hand, she was a two-legged wolf complete with hair and a tail. I
wasn't that horny.
"Look, I'm sorry that it's been awhile for you, but I'm afraid
we're two different races. I'm a man and you've got a tail."
Rena looked up at me with those big blue eyes. "Is that all? I
can change back. You didn't seem to mind my other form."
I couldn't deny that. Rena shifted back to human and even though
I knew she was some sort of a werewolf, I still found her hot. Her
powerful body was nude since she had thrown off the dress and I
couldn't help but stare at her firm ass and powerful thighs. She was
rubbing her cheek on my shoes, trying to appease me and it was
certainly working.
"You are an attractive lady." I said.
"You are such a slut!" Aleena snapped. Again, I think she was
talking to me.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you," Rena growled and she jumped to
her feet. Without another word, she reached for my pants and started
tugging them down.
"Hey now!" I said. I pushed her hands away and felt a weird urge
to get a rolled-up newspaper. "If we're going to have sex, we're going
to do it right."
Rena frowned. "I know how to do it right. The cock goes inside
me here."
She fingered her hairy pussy and I had to close my eyes to keep
from staring. "That's true but I would really appreciate some foreplay
first. Ever since I came here, women have been grabbing my crotch like
it was a free meal."
She stopped playing with herself. "Foreplay? But there are only
three of us. Do we need to get the woodcutter?"
Aleena giggled. I ignored her and took Rena's hand. I sat her
down on the furs beside me so that we were facing each other.
"No, foreplay is what we call the game before sex," I explained.
"It's the kissing and touching and other fun things that make sex
better."
Rena frowned. "Like when the Fenri brothers sniff my tail? That
seems to get them excited."
Aleena giggled. "Yeah, sniff her tail Louis."
I ignored her. "Maybe it's best if I show you. But remember, no
biting."
I reached for Rena's head and pulled her to my lips. I kissed
her lips carefully, fully aware that she could rip my throat out.
Something must have gone right because it wasn't long before she was
kissing me back. Her hands reached for my head and kept me pinned to
her lips as she explored me with her tongue. She was a great kisser
and the best part was that she didn't have dog breath like I had
expected.
"Wow, this is much better than sniffing tails," Rena said. Her
cheeks were flushed and her heavy breathing was emphasizing her lovely
breasts.
"Let's see if you like this, too," I said. I leaned down and
took one of her nipples into my lips. Her nipple was already hard but
when I flicked my tongue over it, Rena clutched my hair and gasped. My
lips opened and I took more of her breast into my mouth, sucking and
licking hard while Rena wriggled in my arms. It was my first taste of
a breast in years and I licked to my heart's content.
"The other one, the other one!" Rena cried. "Lick my other teat
too!"
So I did. On a whim, I bit her breast and Rena howled with
pleasure. Her howl gave me chills but it also turned me. I bit down
harder, sinking my teeth into a soft breast that tasted like salt,
forest and woman.
When I was out of breath, I pulled away from her with her nipple
still in my teeth. Her nipple popped from my lips and Rena groaned
with satisfaction.
"Can we fuck now? Please!" Rena said.
"Not yet," I said. I was enjoying this. Sex was nice but it
took coming to another world to fully appreciate foreplay. "Lay down
and spread your legs."
Rena was confused but she did as I asked. If we weren't going to
fuck, then why ask her to spread her legs? She was too aroused to
care. Rena reclined on the furs and spread her thighs for me. I
started kissing her calves and slowly worked my way up to her thighs.
Her muscles were so firm and tight that I could feel them quiver under
my lips. She was immensely strong and knowing that she was a slave to
my kisses just heightened my own excitement.
Eventually I kissed my way to her sex and I couldn't help
smiling. Rena's breathing was hard and I knew that she had guessed
where my kisses were going next. I waited a few seconds to let her
anticipation build and then I dipped my mouth into her tangled pubic
fur.
God, it felt good to lick pussy again. It was even better to
lick someone who enjoyed it as much as I did. My tongue opened her
lips and began lapping like a cat at her sweet juices. Rena's thighs
threatened to close and I placed my hands firmly on her thighs. She
could have closed my head in a vise if she wanted to, so it was
especially erotic to feel her thigh muscles clenching under my fingers.
"Much, much, much better than sniffing tails," Rena moaned and I
had to agree. My mouth sealed over her sex till until my face was half
covered in pubic hair. I licked. I nibbled. I played with her
clitoris with my tongue and then ignored it when her thrashings reached
a fevered peak. My mouth was out of practice but when it comes to
performing oral sex, you never really forget. I let my mouth guide me,
licking where she was the sweetest, tasting all of her and sucking her
clitoris whenever the mood struck.
"Yes!" Rena growled. One hand was on my head while the other
hand was on my shoulder. She kept pulling my head down until I was
almost choking on her sex but I didn't mind. It felt good to be
desired and I rewarded her with more intense licking.
With a growl Rena climaxed. I knew she climaxed because she
howled her pleasure and her fingernails lengthened painfully against my
shoulder. She cut deep gouges into me as she came; deep enough that I
had to stop licking as I winced in pain.
"Hey! You hurt him you stupid bitch!" Aleena yelled.
I looked over at my fairy to tell her I was all right but the
words choked in my mouth. She was sitting on one of the furs with her
legs spread and her hands between her legs. Aleena had been watching
and masturbating!
"I'm sorry," Rena whimpered. "It just felt so good that I forgot
myself."
"It's okay," I said. After years of putting up with my ex-wife's
bitchy behavior, I couldn't stay mad at a really contrite woman for
long. "I'm just glad you climaxed."
She broke into a sly smile. "Yes. I came and came and you
haven't even put your cock in me yet! Take off your pants, I haven't
even seen you yet."
"Yeah, take them off," Aleena groaned as she masturbated faster.
I laughed. My back still sore, I stood up and untied the cord
that held my pants. The trousers fell away and I stepped out of them
in the flickering lantern light. My cock was only half erect, probably
still in shock from Rena's sharp claws.
"You are beautiful," Rena said. "May I touch him?"
"Please do," I sighed. I sat back down and Rena carefully
reached for my cock. Her fingers wrapped around me gently and it
occurred to me that this wolf was much more tender than the human
woodcutter had been. She stroked me softly, petting my cock like a
pet.
"Is there any foreplay games we can play with your cock?" Rena
asked.
"Remember what I did with my mouth? You can do the same with
your lips. Just remember, no teeth."
Rena nodded and bent down to my lap. Her long black hair spilled
over my thighs, tickling me with its softness. I couldn't see her but
I could feel her tongue take one long lick along the length of my cock.
Rena repeated the motion along the other side of my cock, never trying
to take me inside her mouth. Perhaps I should have corrected her but I
didn't care. Her tongue sent shivers down my spine with each long
lick.
Across from us, Aleena was still masturbating. I watched as she
buried her fingers into her tiny sex. It no longer felt odd to have
her watching us and when she climaxed, I smiled at the obvious joy she
was having.
Rena was making me smile too. My cock was pulsing under her
tongue and I enjoyed running my fingers through her silky black hair.
She was trying so hard to please me that it was erotic in itself. Her
tongue never quit licking me, lapping and wiping over my cock until I
was twisting under her lips.
"I think we've had enough foreplay," I groaned. My cock was so
swollen that I knew I couldn't take much more teasing.
"We're having sex now?" Rena said. She sat up and put her hands
on my chest. Her nails were still sharp and I remembered how long they
could grow. I was going to have to be careful.
"As soon as you turn around," I said. Rena spun around and got
on all fours. She lifted her nice ass into the air, offering me
exactly what I craved. I got on my knees and took a hold of her hips.
Rena eased back into me and we both groaned as I slowly entered her.
"Fuck me!" Rena growled and I could hear her claws ripping into
the furs beneath us. That didn't stop me. I fucked the desperate wolf
woman with a passion that matched her own. Her firm ass felt great
against my belly and I enjoyed slamming against it as I fucked her.
Aleena must have felt left out because she flew over to us and
settled down in Rena's long hair. She spread her legs and reclined in
Rena's hair. While I fucked Rena from behind, Aleena looked up at me
from Rena's back and fingered herself. The fairy's chestnut skin
looked great on Rena's black hair and I fucked Rena faster as I watched
Aleena. Rena didn't mind the fairy's presence; she was too busy
moaning and howling to even notice.
I think Rena came first. It was hard to tell with all the
howling she was doing. The only hint I got was when her body would
freeze and her sex would clench around me briefly before resuming our
humping.
It didn't take me long to come. How could I hold off with Rena's
tight sex squeezing my cock and Aleena playing with herself right in
front of me? I shuddered, bending down over Rena's ass as the force of
my orgasm paralyzed me. My face was inches away from Aleena, who
climaxed while I watched.
"No more," I gasped. "I'm exhausted." I collapsed back against
the furs and laughed as Rena collapsed too. Aleena fell off her back
and nearly got crushed as Rena rolled over. The smell of sex was heavy
in the cave and I liked it.
"I can't wait to show the Fenri brothers foreplay!" Rena said.
I laughed. "I can't wait till I recover enough to show you some
more ways to do it."
Rena's large eyes widened and then she smiled. "I like licking
men much better than eating them!"
I don't know what it says about me, but my stomach growled at
that comment. "I hope you weren't kidding about the rabbit earlier
because I'm starving."
Thankfully, she wasn't. I was afraid that the rabbit might be
raw but it turns out that wolves in Delightia like their meat well
done. It also appears that rabbits in this world were about three feet
long.
Rena, Aleena and I ate our fill and then had some more fun
explaining foreplay. Aleena taught Rena how to take a cock inside her
mouth without biting and I ended up coming in Rena's mouth. I then
showed Rena how men could use their fingers to masturbate her. Rena
had to get back on all fours and bite some rugs while I fingered her,
but she enjoyed it as much as Aleena enjoyed watching it.
We had a long night of sex before the three of us slept in the
furs together until the morning. We bathed in the creek outside and
finished off what was left of the rabbit for breakfast. I was tempted
to stay an extra day and frolic some more with Rena, but Aleena was
very insistent that we continue on our quest. Maybe she was afraid
that a wolf woman was a man's best lay.
After I taught her how to kiss goodbye, Rena asked, "Are you two
headed for Hero's Rock next?"
I looked at Aleena who shrugged. "What's that?" she asked.
Rena was surprised. "It's this big rock with a magic sword stuck
in it. All of the heroes go there. Even I know that."
Aleena recovered quickly. "Well we'll go there, too! Louis is a
hero and all. Where is Hero's Rock?"
Rena gave us directions, which consisted of going west until we
see a big hill with a big rock. That was good enough for Aleena, which
was good enough for me. Rena practiced her goodbye kissing some more
and then we left.
"How did you not know there was a sword?" I asked Aleena.
She shrugged. "I never paid any attention to the boring parts.
I would always wander off when the storyteller would talk about
weapons, troll slaying and other messy fighting stuff. When he would
get to the sexy parts, I would come back and then leave when it gets
got boring again."
I thought about it as we walked. The more I thought about it,
the more I didn't like it. The implications were pretty frightening.
"So for all you know, they're might be a ceremonial ass-kicking
that I have to go through," I said.
"Could be," the lovely Aleena said.
"And for all you know, before I even meet the queen, I could be
required to walk on molten lava."
"True. I wouldn't have paid much attention to that," Aleena said.
"You have no idea what dangers are ahead of us!" I said. "You
could be leading me to my death!"
Aleena looked at me and giggled. When she giggled, her breasts
bounced hard enough to almost make me forget my fear. Maybe this is
why heroes have fairy guides. A cute body could distract anyone from
impending doom.
"Oh quit whining," Aleena said. She fluttered down and kissed my
cheek. "You'll never impress the queen with that attitude."
That was the end of the argument as far as Aleena was concerned.
Her lack of knowledge was worrying but the perky fairy's optimism was
infectious. It was easy to believe nothing could go wrong. Maybe she
had a point. Aside from a horny wolf-woman, nothing had really tried
to kill me.
Yet.
After a few hours of walking, we heard the sounds of approaching
people. Remembering the horny woodcutters, I was tempted to hide in
the bushes till they passed. On the other hand, I wasn't crazy about
Rena's vague instructions on finding Hero's Rock. It would be better
to ask to see if anyone else had a better idea of where it was.
I stood on the path as the group walked around the corner. There
were six of them and none of them even came up to my waist. All of
them had long white beards and various picks and shovels in their
hands. I recognized them from endless fantasy novels and cartoons.
"You guys are dwarves!" I said.
They stopped to look at me. "Hey, you don't miss a trick do
you?"
The other dwarves laughed and that was okay. They were just
amazing to watch. Their stocky bodies hinted at great strength but I
wasn't afraid of them. I'd read too many books. Dwarves were always
good guys and the salt of the earth.
"My name's Louis," I said and I offered them my hand. No one
took it. "I was wondering if you guys could give me directions."
"Umm, Louis, maybe we should be on our way," Aleena said.
"Nonsense," I said. "I've always wanted to meet a dwarf."
The dwarves looked at each other and their leader glared at me.
"What? Are we here just for your amusement? Get the hell out of our
woods before we chop off your knees!"
Sheesh, this wasn't what I was expecting. In all the stories I
had read, dwarves were these proud but trustworthy folk. Getting
threatened by one was like getting kicked by a childhood idol. I was
so eager to please that I played by my fame card.
"Please guys, I mean no disrespect," I said. "You see, I'm a
hero, sent to ease the curse on this land. I'm looking for Hero's Rock
and I was hoping you could guide me."
"Oh shit," Aleena said.
"A hero?" the lead dwarf asked. All six of them spat onto the
ground. "Don't you know what happened to the dwarves the last time a
hero came to our town?"
"Oh shit, I did hang around for this part of the story," Aleena
said.
"No, I don't," I said.
"Well I'll tell you before we cut you down and carry your head
home," the dwarf offered. "Long ago, in a distant part of these woods,
the dwarves had a beautiful queen whose skin was as fair as snow. One
day, a terrible curse swept the land because of that frigid queen in
Delightia. All of our shafts got as cold as a mine in winter and our
poor queen had to do without sex. Well one day, this big charming man
came into town all full of himself. He said he could cure the queen
and that he could do it by fucking her. Our queen was so desperate,
that she let this human between her legs."
"I thought the hero had the fuck to Queen of Delightia," I asked.
"You're damn right!" the dwarf snapped. "The man lied to us to
get our beautiful queen. We knew he had to be a hero because his cock
made the queen sing dirty songs all night long. In the morning we went
to check on her and our beloved queen was gone. We searched for the
hero as well, but he had left with his slut fairy guide. The damn hero
stole our queen and we never saw her again. Civil war broke out among
the dwarves and destroyed our kingdom. Now we are split up, cast to
the winds to mine for our living wherever we can find peace and an
empty hole."
"That's right!" Aleena agreed. "I remember that story. It was
called "Snow White and the Seven Inch Hero."
"Whoa!" I said. "Snow White was a dwarf queen? Wow. In my
world, Snow White is the name of a beautiful human princess. The
dwarves were just some friends of hers."
The dwarves grew silent and gripped their picks and shovels
tightly. "By the Sweating Stone!" their leader swore. "Your world has
reduced our queen to a human? What? Dwarves aren't good enough for
you? I bet we sing and dance for your amusement in your world!"
"Actually," I started by Aleena interrupted me.
"Just run, dumbass!" Aleena screamed and I did. The dwarves let
out a lusty roar and ran after me. Aleena zipped behind me as I ran
for my life. I tore through the forest faster than I had ever run
before.
I ran like this for a few minutes, too afraid to even look back.
When I ran out of wind, I looked back to see how close they were and
how imminent my dismemberment would be. There was no one there.
"Why are you stopping?" Aleena asked.
"Look!" I said. "Where did they go?"
We waited for a few minutes and then we saw them. They were a
long way off. They were also gasping and stumbling.
"Well, they are dwarves and you are twice their height," Aleena
offered. "I don't think they're going to be that hard to escape."
The struggling dwarves collapsed to catch their breaths.
"You may be right," I said. "Instead of running for my life I
can just jog."
"We'll get you, bastard!" one of the dwarves yelled from across
the woods.
"Assholes!" Aleena yelled and then we were off again.
We lost them after only an hour and Aleena and I traded jokes
over what other shortcomings they may have. Yes, I knew it was wrong
to pick on short people but I decided that short people who try to kill
me were fair game for jokes. Besides, we had reached the end of the
forest and I forgot all about the dwarves as soon as I saw the open
sky.
Floating miles above us were clouds, but not like any clouds
where I come from. Dark clouds in the shapes of penises floated in the
sky alongside white clouds in the shapes of buttocks, breasts and quite
a few vaginas. I watched clouds moving slowly, drifting along an x-
rated sky.
"Why are the clouds shaped like that?" I asked Aleena.
"Are you serious?" she said. "It's so the male clouds and female
clouds can attract each other. How else are they going to make rain?"
"Rain? Water condensation makes rain. Are you telling me the
clouds fuck?"
"Of course they fuck. When a male cloud meets a female cloud,
they fuck in the sky and make rain. If it's really good sex, there's
thunder and lightning, though some of the kinkier clouds like to snow."
I watched a buttock float across the sky and wondered which of
the dark penis clouds was going to try to fuck it. Aleena spotted the
hill first, as I was terribly distracted. It was just as Rena had
described it. Sitting on a lonely hilltop was some sort of big rock.
From the base of the hill, we couldn't see if there was a sword but
then, we had nowhere else better to go.
We climbed the steep hill and I laughed at the statue that
greeted us. I should have known. It was a stone carving of a woman in
a lotus position. Her legs were crossed and her hands were on her
knees. The statue was amazingly lifelike, down to the realistic
nipples on her small breasts and her lush stone lips. The long hair
looked soft enough to touch and I was disappointed when all I felt was
cold stone.
"If you're done feeling her up, I found the sword," my jealous
fairy guide said. "It's pinned under her feet."
She was right. The statue wasn't quite sitting on the grass; it
was sitting on a stone slab. Pinned between the slab and the statue's
feet was the blade of the sword. The hilt stuck out from the side but
when I pulled, it didn't come loose. The statue had it trapped.
"Now what?" Aleena asked. "It's a sword. You're a hero. Why
aren't things happening naturally?"
I chuckled. "Good question." I sat down in front of the statue
and tried to think of what we were missing. It was impossible. Not
only were there sexy clouds behind the statue, but also the statue
itself was pretty hot. I was getting a hard-on for stone and I was too
turned on to see the obvious joke in that.
Aleena flew to the statue and started poking it. She started
with the statue's tits and worked her way down the smooth belly. The
fairy got between the statue's legs and let out a cheer at what she
discovered.
"Hey look!" Aleena exclaimed. "Her sex has an actual hole! It's
too deep for me to reach. Maybe there's a secret button!"
Odder things have happened. I stood up and approached the
beautiful statue. Whoever made her hadn't given her any pubic hair.
What do you call a statue with a shaved pussy, carved? Aleena guided
my hand to the statue's sex and sure enough, there was a crack between
her stone delta lips. My fingers reached deep and searched for a
button, a lever or anything that might open her.
There was a crack; like the sound of an egg breaking. I jumped
back with a sudden vision of the stone lips closing on my fingers.
Aleena was the one who noticed where the sound came from and she
pointed me towards the statue's hips.
"What's this line doing here? It wasn't here before," she said.
Around the statue's hips, where her thighs joined her body, there
were now two cracks. It toke me a moment but I recognized them as
joints. The statue wasn't cracking at all. It was moving!
"Maybe there is a secret button after all," I said as I stuck my
fingers back up the statue's sex. I poked, I prodded and I touched
every bit of that cavity but nothing else happened.
"Could there be another button?" Aleena asked. She started
searching the statue again, focusing I noticed on the delectable small
breasts. I laughed when she pulled on a stone nipple but I stopped as
soon as I heard the sound of grinding stone. Joint lines appeared in
the statue's knees but no matter how hard Aleena tugged on the stone
nipple, the statue didn't move any further.
"It must be like a puzzle," I said. "Instead of just one button
or switch, I bet we have to do them in order."
Aleena and I attacked the statue with questing hands. I cupped
the statue's buttocks and her knees shifted. Aleena ran her tiny hands
over stone lips and the statue's legs moved again. Thinking that some
of the switches might need to be hit more than once, I cupped the
statue's breasts from behind and we were rewarded with the sound of her
moving knees. Her flat stomach, the little bit of ear that was visible
through her hair and even her nose were switches that opened her legs
with every touch. The problem was that no matter how much we got her
legs to move, she still wouldn't take her feet off the sword.
"Have we checked her ass?" Aleena asked.
"Yeah, remember when I squeezed them?"
"No, silly, I meant her asshole."
I reached under her buttocks and Aleena was right. There was a
tight little hole there. My pinky finger barely fit in but when I
touched bottom, there was a loud crack from her head. Aleena was
giggling and insisted I look for myself.
The statue's mouth had opened and rather indecently I might say.
Her jaw was wide open and her mouth was making an obvious invitation.
I stuck my fingers between her lips and jerked them right back out. It
was warm and moist inside the stone mouth! I looked in but all I could
see was stone.
"It was wet in there," I said.
"Duh," Aleena wisely replied. "It's called magic. I bet I know
what you have to do next."
"No way," I said. "There is no way that I am going to stick my
cock in some statue's mouth. What if the jaws close?"
Aleena giggled which I did not find assuring. "This is Hero's
Rock! Don't you think if the statue castrated heroes that they would
call it something different?"
"Fuck, fuck, fuck," I said as I pulled down my pants. Standing
at the top of a hill, I felt a bit out in the open. I stroked myself
as fast as I could to get an erection but the idea of the mouth being a
trap was turning me off.
"Need some help?" Aleena asked. She didn't wait for an answer.
The little fairy flew down to my crotch and grabbed a handful of limp
cock. Pumping her shiny wings and wrapping her arms and legs around my
cock, Aleena stroked me with her easy familiarity. In no time Aleena
had me stiff and moaning for more.
"Slip right on in, hero," Aleena said.
I moved to the statue and stood on her stone thighs. Her head
was perfectly placed for what I had to do. I guided my cock between
the stone lips and moaned as I pushed into something wet, warm and
slippery. It was hard to decide if it felt more like a pussy or more
like a mouth. Either way, I was enjoying it.
"I'm as in as far as I can go," I said. "Anything moving?"
"No," Aleena said. "Maybe you should try moving around."
I laughed. I think she just wanted to see my ass move. Grabbing
the statue by the head, I fucked the stone mouth. My balls slapped
against her hard chin but I kept moving. Side to side and up and down,
I tried to find the secret spot I needed to hit.
Aleena flew around to the statue's head and sat down. As soon as
she spread her legs, I knew the beautiful fairy was going to take
herself again. She grabbed her tit in one hand and stroked herself
with the other.
"You're supposed to be keeping an eye on the sword," I grunted.
Her cute face winked at me. "How am I supposed to resist myself
when I see you like this?"
Flattery got her everywhere. I kept pumping the stone mouth
while Aleena fingered herself. She writhed on the statue's head, her
legs opening wider and wider while her back wiggled against the stone.
I timed my thrusts with her fingers and watched as she brought herself
off.
The magic of the mouth never ceased. In fact, I could definitely
feel some suction from the stone lips. My cock pushed deeper but the
statue took all of me. With my cock completely swallowed, I finally
climaxed and spilled my seed down the statue's throat.
As soon as I came, the stone thighs shifted to the point that I
was falling off her body. Aleena had to move too for the stone
maiden's head leaned back. The entire statue was moving. We watched
as her arms reached back for the grass and her thighs opened in
pleasure. She pushed her stone breasts to the sky as her back arched
in pleasure. Best of all, the sword was now completely released from
her grasp.
"Ohhh, that's a good sword," Aleena said. "I recognize it. It's
the Phallion! Pick it up."
The sword was unlike anything I had ever seen. Granted, the only
swords I had seen were on the covers of fantasy books and in movies,
but none of those swords had a blade that was wider at the point than
at the hilt. The hilt itself was veined and looked organic despite
being made of iron. The hilt had a crosspiece that protected the hand
but at either end of the crosspiece dangled a wrinkled iron ball. The
sword looked phallic from top to bottom and for some reason, it
intimidated me a little.
"Hey look. She was sitting on a scabbard," Aleena said. "You can
wear it around your waist."
That was easier to deal with. I picked up the sword gingerly and
slid it into its scabbard. Once the blade was concealed, I felt more
comfortable with it. Aleena helped me tie the scabbard around my
waist, though it took me a while to get used to wearing it. The damn
thing kept slapping my leg whenever I moved.
It was getting dark so we decided to sleep on the hilltop for the
night. The exertions of the day had worn us out and we were too tired
to worry about our hungry bellies. We laid down in the soft grass and
watched the clouds bump against each other from our great view. The
moon came out and I was surprised to see that it looked normal. Aleena
assured me though that on some holidays, the moon would show its ass.
The next day we awoke hungry and eager to find some sort of
civilization. We walked around the top of the hill surveying the land
and I didn't like what we saw. On one side of the hill were miles and
miles of forest, whereas on the other side were miles and miles of
hills that obscured our vision.
"I don't see any roads or anything that looks like houses," I
said. "How far away is the queen anyway?"
Aleena shrugged. "About a couple of hours," she said.
"Walking?"
"No, couple of hours of story," she said.
If I ever do meet the queen, I was going to ask that fairy guides
get tested first.
"Oh look! A lagoon!" Aleena said. "There will be water there
and maybe some fish!"
She was pointing to the south and sure enough, tucked away in a
group of hills I could see a waterfall and a body of water under it.
It looked a little isolated but then, so did everywhere else. Aleena
felt confident about going there, so I followed her lead. It was her
sexy world after all.
The lagoon was farther away than it looked. We finally reached
it around noon and I was worn out from climbing and walking all those
hills. We were in sight of the lagoon when Aleena froze in mid-air and
told me to hide.
"Hide? More woodcutters?"
"No, dumb-ass! Ogres!" she replied.
I ducked down to the ground. "What's an ogre?" I asked.
Aleena floated down to my face. "They're nasty things; twice as
tall as humans and they are far stronger. All of them are mean and
ugly and they have really big cocks. Ever since the curse, they've
been in a worse mood than usual. Their really big cocks are so cold,
that it gives them frostbite when they try to masturbate. They eat
humans and collect fairy wings for sport."
"Okay, so no lagoon," I said.
That's when we heard the scream. It was undoubtedly female.
There was no mistaking that the woman who screamed was in trouble.
Aleena looked at me and she saw something on face that worried her.
"No Louis! The ogres will eat you alive!"
"Which means that they will eat whoever is screaming too," I
said, excitedly.
I started running for the lagoon. The sword in its scabbard
banged against my knees and I gripped the handle to hold it steady.
Something weird happened when I grabbed the hilt. I felt stronger. I
felt like I knew exactly what I was doing despite what Aleena was
screaming behind me. It really was a magic sword.
The first ogre I saw was exactly as Aleena had described them.
He was huge, he was ugly and since he wasn't wearing clothes, I could
see he really did have an immensely huge cock. The fact that his cock
was hard and the size of my arm was a bit disturbing. He looked at me
and grinned.
Behind him, a trio of young women was cowering in the pool of the
lagoon. Two other ogres were holding what looked like robes behind him
and I guess that they had stolen the ladies' clothes. It seemed a bit
silly to me. Why steal their clothes when the ogres were obviously big
enough to inflict whatever harm they desired?
The ogre closest to me didn't give me time to think.
"Hey stupid man, come here and get your head broken! I'm
hungry!"
Wow. Jerks said stupid things no matter what world I was on.
On the other hand, considering how big his cock was, I suspected there
was no blood left for his brain.
"Leave those ladies alone or you can taste my blade," I said.
"Taste this!" the ogre yelled. He grabbed his cock in one hand
and a giant club in the other. The ogre charged at me and I was
terrified that he was actually going to hit me with his cock. Out of
sheer terror, I drew the magic sword without worrying about things like
the fact that I've never swung a sword before.
Phallion slid out of its scabbard as easy as a girl slips out of
satin panties. As light as a negligee, it swung through the air and
chopped right through the ogre's club. He watched dumbfounded as his
club fell in two pieces before concealing his other "weapon" with both
hands.
I gripped Phallion's hilt with both hands and man, it felt great.
It was as natural as holding myself. The sword was light despite its
great size and I felt like I could have taken on the whole world.
"Anyone else want some?" I yelled. Oh yeah. I was cocky.
The other two ogres wanted some. They dropped the flimsy clothes
they were holding and charged me. As they ran at me together, I
realized that if I got one, the other would smash me. Oddly, that
didn't bother me. I surprised them by running towards them, feinting
to the side to slice through one of the ogre's clubs. By the time the
other ogre knew what was going on, I was charging towards him and
slicing his club in two as well. Once they were both disarmed, they
joined their buddy in running away.
"You know, it's nice to see someone else running away for once,"
I told Aleena.
"Kama's tits! What the fuck is wrong with you?" she yelled.
"Those were ogres! You barely survived one wolf and now you're
charging ogres!"
She had a point. I looked at Phallion and realized that the
sword was giving me a sense of false confidence. On the other hand, I
rocked! I wish I had a camera to catch that part where I sliced right
through that stupid ogre's club!
"Why did you cut their clubs? You've got Phallion, the greatest
sword ever! You could have cut them open and spilled their blood into
the grass like a real hero!"
Aleena shook me out of my victory mood. "Ick!" I said. "Cutting
them open? What kind of a hero is that? I got squeamish when Rena
tried to show me how to skin that rabbit for cooking. Cutting their
clubs is much cooler. It's symbolic."
"Symbolic of your penis envy," Aleena muttered. "Why don't you
put that thing away?"
I sheathed my sword a bit reluctantly. It was hard to let go
once I had it in my hands. As soon as I let go of Phallion though, I
was struck by the foolhardiness of what I had done. Damn, what the
fuck was I thinking?
That's when the hot babes in the water called to us. Even
Aleena's jaw dropped when she saw the beauties in the water. All three
of the ladies were young, gorgeous, naked and very wet. They were
waving us over and they didn't need to ask me a second time.
"Hello ladies. Are you all okay?" I asked. I was getting used to
this hero idea.
The three women giggled. "We're not ladies, we're nymphs," one
of them said. "My name is Lily, this is Eddy and this is Brooke."
"Nymphs!" Aleena screamed like a teenage girl. "I've heard
stories about you! You're supposed to be the prettiest girls under the
sea!"
The nymphs giggled again. "Thank you very much," Eddy said.
"You're very pretty yourself. I wish I could have wings as pretty as
yours."
Aleena actually blushed. I couldn't believe it. My fairy was
star-struck.
"Thank you brave warrior for saving our robes," Brooke said. I
think it was Brooke. They all had the same perfect body; pale as
porcelain with wet brown hair that was plastered to their skins.
"It was the least I could do," I said.
The nymphs looked at me for a moment before Lily prompted me.
"Could you give us our robes please?"
"Oh, sure," I said. I gathered the robes that the ogres had
dropped. They were more like shirts than robes. All of them were made
from the same flimsy cotton material and I was curious why the nymphs
valued such plain looking clothes. When I brought the shirts to the
lagoon's edge, the nymphs rushed to take them from my hands. Each of
them put their shirts on quickly and they sighed with pleasure when the
cotton stuck to their wet bodies. Somehow the wet shirts were sexier
than the nudity. Their pale skin peeked through the sheer material and
their pink nipples were all the more conspicuous for being half
concealed.
The nymphs looked at my confusion with amusement. "You seem
surprised by how much they mean to us," Brooke said.
"He doesn't know that the robes hold your souls," Aleena offered.
She was flying by Eddy's head, working up the courage to touch the
nymph's wet hair.
The nymphs were surprised by this bit of news but then, so was I.
"They hold your souls?" I repeated. "In this thin cloth?"
Lily laughed. "Don't you know the heart of a nymph is easily
broken? These robes hold our souls. The ogres stole them from the
shore while we were playing. As long as the ogres held them, they
could have forced us to do all sorts of delicious naughty things. I
didn't mind before the queen's curse, but with those giant cocks as
cold as ice, it would have taken ages to unthaw afterwards."
I shook my head to get the image of a nymph fucking an ogre out
of my head. "If the robes are so valuable, then why would you ever
take them off?"
Brooke sat in the water until it came up to her chin. "Because
they need to dry sometimes. You know how if you sit in water for too
long, that your skin gets wrinkled? It's the same with our souls.
Sometimes they get so water logged, that we need to dry them out in the
sun to get the wrinkles out of our soul."
Lily looked at my simple clothes and came to a conclusion. "They
only let you chop down the small tress, don't they?"
"Don't mind him," Aleena said. She was sitting on Eddy's
shoulder and braiding the nymph's wet hair. "He's just dumb because he
just got to Delightia. He's a hero."
"A hero?" all of the nymphs said in unison. Together all three
of them looked at my crotch.
"Are you warm?"
"Is it large?"
"Can I wash it?"
"Sure," I said. Lately I have been a bit shy about exposing
myself but with these three, being shy was out of the question. They
were so wet and beautiful, I just wanted to dive into them. I stripped
off my sword belt, my shirt and my pants in record time. The nymphs
cooed when they saw my erect cock and their honest coo of appreciation
was the nicest compliment I had ever received.
I stepped into the water and slowly submerged to my waist.
Strangely, all three nymphs sighed as the water covered my crotch.
Aleena giggled and explained it to me.
"Nymphs are part of the water," she said. "They can't leave the
water, but they feel every thing that moves inside of it."
"And right now, we're feeling good," Brooke said. Lily and Eddy
giggled while Aleena just blushed. It was nice to finally meet someone
that my fairy was speechless around. I enjoyed seeing her excited over
something other than the reward for being my guide.
"Oh! He's hungry!" Lily said. When I looked at her oddly, she
explained. "We can feel every inch of your body and right now I can
feel the rumble of your stomach."
"I'll go get some nymphmelons," Eddy offered. "Want to help me
little gem?"
Aleena nodded so fast that I thought she was going to fall off
Eddy's shoulder. The nymph laughed and started swimming to the far
side of the lagoon with Aleena. As soon as they were gone, Lily and
Brooke wasted no time in getting closer to me.
"Do they have nymphs where you come from?" Brooke asked. Both
nymphs were on either side of me, pulling me into the deeper part of
the lagoon.
"Not like you," I said.
Lily pressed closer to me and I could feel the small weight of
her breasts pushing against me in the water. She leaned close to my
ear and whispered "Then you've never have a washjob before, have you?"
"No," I gasped.
Brooke smiled and ducked into the water. Lily wrapped her arms
around me from the side and kissed my ear. I couldn't see Brooke in
the lagoon but all of a sudden I felt a warm kiss on my crotch.
I gasped in Lily's arms and Lily and whispered, "It gets better."
It did. The kiss multiplied on my cock. She didn't kiss me
multiple times, Brooke was kissing me in multiple places at the same
time! Her tongue was everywhere, licking every inch of my cock and
balls like a whirlpool of sensation.
I looked down but Lily lifted my chin up to look at her. "Don't
try to understand or visualize it. Just feel."
To punctuate her point, she kissed me. Her tongue was fluid
against mine and at times I thought I would drown under her pressing
lips. She placed my hand on top of her breast and through the flimsy
fabric of her shirt I felt her pliant mounds. I squeezed and touched
her all over, from her buoyant tits to her perfectly formed ass. It
was like being a teenager again, when you didn't know that female skin
could be so soft or that kissing could make you lose all of your
(delete) control.
As I fondled the nymph in my arms, Brooke continued her magic
under the water. The water never stopped moving, touching and pulsing
against my skin like a shower massage head. Her attention shifted from
my cock to down my thighs and she even tickled my toes. I felt her
lips move behind me towards my ass and I tensed up. Lily soothed me
with her wonderful kisses as Brooke pulled my buttocks open to lick at
my anus. Her tongue tickled but it also made me incredibly aroused.
Slowly she penetrated deeper into my ass and I didn't know how far she
was going to go, but the fear only heightened the sensations.
Brooke ceased her probing and emerged from the waters beside me.
Without any discussion, Lily slipped from my arms and disappeared into
the water. Her mouth sought out my cock and once again I was
introduced to the weird yet sensual multiplications of her tongue. I
felt like she had swallowed my entire cock and balls into her mouth.
Her tongue moved too fast to believe, but I stopped worrying and just
enjoyed the magical sensations
I also had Brooke in my arms to help distract me. Like the other
nymphs, she was beautiful and so liquid soft in my arms. She kissed me
too hard while my hands roamed her youthful body. It was strange. The
touch of her body was identical to that of Lily's body and I realized
that these magical ladies had shaped their bodies to some sort of
youthful ideal. Being water spirits, the only thing unique about each
of them was their wet robes. Perhaps this should have disturbed me but
it didn't. Brooke's body was closer to a perfect ideal than any real
woman could be and I was not one to waste the opportunity. My mouth
sucked succulent breasts that would never sag while my hands clutched
firm buttocks that would never grow fat.
Lily emerged from the water and giggled with her sister nymph
when I moaned in frustration. I was so close to climax from all the
fondling and mystical tongue action. My cock was ready to explode and
they knew it.
"We hope you don't mind brave hero, but we would rather spill
your seed directly into the lagoon," Brooke whispered in my ear. "Of
course, we would gladly let you fuck us directly if you please, but we
would enjoy this more."
Lily slipped into my other arm and nibbled on my other ear. "You
see, since we are a part of the water, if you climax into the water, it
will be like if you came in both of us."
I shuddered as both nymphs touched me and pressed their wet, t-
shirt covered breasts into me. "Sure," I groaned.
They laughed and both of them slipped a hand under the water. My
cock throbbed as I felt their touch but once again, something magical
was happening. Instead of fingers, I felt twin whirlpools of pressure,
squeezing and tugging on my cock. It was like being inside two
different pussies at the same time.
"Fuck," I groaned and both nymphs groaned with me. They were
squirming in my arms, writhing and moaning against me as if I were
inside them. In truth I think I was. The three of us moaned in each
other's arms, kissing each other at random as the sensations grew and
grew.
With a roar I climaxed into the water. As soon as the first
stream of seed shot into the water, both nymphs froze in my grasp.
Brooke bit down on my shoulder while Lily shuddered uncontrollably
beside me. The magic gripping my cock faded as soon as the girls had
their orgasm and it was up to me to take myself in hand and finish
myself. The nymphs continued to climax around me until they begged me
between laughs to stop. Watching both of them twist and sigh in the
water brought new meaning to the term 'multiple orgasm.'
I climbed out of the water to dry off and to collapse on the
grass. Brooke and Lily floated in the water with happy smiles. About
half an hour later, Eddy and Aleena finally came back with the fruit
they had been sent to get. I was going to tease Aleena about it till I
saw the goofy grin on her face and how sated Eddy looked. Aleena's
bottom half was so thoroughly clean in contrast to her sweaty top half
that it was clear that the little fairy had experienced a washjob of
her own.
The nymphmelons they brought were about the size of my hand,
though no two were exactly alike. Aleena showed me how to suck off the
top of the 'nipple' and then scoop out the pulpy insides with my
tongue. I devoured the first dozen or so and could have easily eaten
more although but I was more than full by then.
"Where will you journey take the two of you next? Brooke asked.
"We're off to find the queen of course," Aleena said. "Do you
know where her castle is? It'll make the trip quicker."
The nymphs looked at each other in confusion. "Castle Clitoria
is always on the move," Lily explained. "It is hidden away and only
those who search for it and prove themselves ever find it."
I chuckled. Yet another detail that Aleena didn't pay attention
to. "Okay, fine," I said. "Is there a quest I have to do first?"
Again the nymphs looked embarrassed. "It's not just one quest,"
Eddy said.
"It's more like a few years worth of quests," Brooke said. "Only
a hero who has sought out Castle Clitoria for years and has overcome
one hundred sixty-nine challenges can find Castle Clitoria. There is
no quick and easy way."
I choked even though I wasn't eating. "A few years? I can't
go roaming around for a few years! I've nearly been killed at least
three times already! I don't want to have to kill half of the people
in Delightia and fuck the other half just to get to the queen."
"Kama's tits!" Aleena said. "That is a lot of women to fuck! I
don't know if he can keep it up for that long."
"Hey!" I snapped.
"She is right," Brooke said. She ignored my hurt ego and
continued. "Perhaps they should seek out the Wicked Witch of the
Night."
"The Wicked Witch of the Night?" Eddy said. Her pale face paled
even more. "It is too dangerous! Better for him to face all the
monsters of the world and fuck their wives than consult that
treacherous bitch."
Lily thought about it. "You are right my sister, but it is also
the fastest way. The Witch of the Night hears every whisper spoken
when the sun goes down and if anyone knows how to reach Castle
Clitoria, it would be her. She is cruel and her games are legendary
but she is also fair."
"We'll do it," I said. Aleena stared at me in horror. "Hey
Aleena, don't sweat it. I've got a magic sword and a hot cock. What
could possibly go wrong?"
"You could end up with neither," Aleena muttered.
That worried me but Brooke stopped me from questioning Aleena
further. "If you are to meet with the witch, you must leave now. A
few miles from here lies Stonebed. It is the only place that a mortal
can petition the Wicked Witch but then only under a full moon. Tonight
will be a full moon but if you don't make it, you'll have to wait
another month."
"Let's get back to the part where the witch can take my cock," I
prompted, but Aleena ignored me.
"How can we get to Stonebed?" the fairy asked.
"Follow the river until you see the Pink Lotuses. Don't go into
the Pink Lotuses, for their perfume is a powerful aphrodisiac that will
drive you crazy with lust."
Aleena looked at me and giggled. "It won't be much of a
difference with Louis but all right, we'll avoid them."
"From there, you should be able to see Stonebed in a clearing to
the east. Go to the center and sit while the moon rises. The witch
will come to you in her own time."
"Why aren't we talking about the witch taking my dick?" I asked.
"How will we know its Stonebed?" Aleena asked.
The nymphs giggled, their earlier good humor returning. "Oh,
you'll know it when you see it."
Aleena nodded. "Okay. We should go now. Bye-bye, I'll miss
you!"
And that was it. Aleena zipped off and paused only long enough
for me to thank the nymphs for their help. I hate to fuck, eat and
run, especially when I wanted to fuck some more but with the sun
falling, I knew we didn't have much time left. With regrets I waved
goodbye to the nymphs and they waved back temptingly, their heavy
breasts visible through their wet shirts.
"So now will you tell me about why the witch can take my cock?" I
demanded when Aleena and I were away from the lagoon.
"Sure, now that you won't cry in front of the nymphs," she said.
"Nymphs tend to gossip and I didn't want it getting around that the
hero I was leading was crying like a scared child."
"Why the hell would I cry?" I asked. My hand had drifted back to
the pommel of Phallion and my courage was growing.
"The Wicked Witch of the Night is the oldest creature in all of
Delightia. Rumor has it that she was the one who cursed the first
queen. Her power is rooted in darkness and the night is her domain.
Everything she does is mysterious and rare is the person who can
bargain with her and come out ahead. In almost every story she is in,
she is the end of the story and it is almost never a happy ending."
I shrugged. My hand tightened around Phallion. I had battled
ogres and charmed a savage wolf. A witch just seemed like another
monster to add to my victories. It's amazing how a long piece of steel
in your hand can give you so much false confidence.
After a few hours we came across the Pink Lotus flowers that the
nymphs had warned us about. They were hard to miss. Each flower was
about a foot across in width with enormous petals that reminded me of
the folds of a woman's sex. A bee landed on one petal and then flew
off immediately and spun itself in a mad circle before literally
dropping dead with into the river. Aleena looked at me and I looked at
her and we wisely took a few steps back from the Pink Lotuses.
The Pink Lotus flowers were in a thick clump around the side of
the river so they were easy to avoid. We scouted around the flowers
cautiously until we spotted the clearing that Brooke had told us about.
Even from a distance we could see the strange stone formations that
gave Stonebed its name. There was a huge stone slab held off the
ground by short columns of stone. Surrounding this platform was a
circle of irregular shaped stones, each about eight feet high. This
had to be the place.
Darkness was rapidly falling so I hurried into position.
Stonebed was as hard and unforgiving as I imagined it would be. The
clothes the woodcutters had given me offered no protection from the
harsh stone. I scuffed my knees just crawling onto it and no matter
how I sat I couldn't get comfortable.
"I can see why the witch picked this as her meeting spot," I told
Aleena. "After a few hours of sitting on this hard rock, getting
cursed or losing a body part would be a welcome change of pace."
Aleena frowned. "I wouldn't joke about it. She might hear you."
My fairy guide wasn't on Stonebed but she was just as uncomfortable.
She zipped around nervously and never hovered in one place for long.
The tiny beauty was a great distraction. I watched her long brown hair
fly behind her and of course I watched her cute ass clench whenever she
changed directions. Her brightly colored wings caught the rising
moonlight and made her look even more magical. Somehow, I just
couldn't get afraid of the witch when I had something this beautiful
and special in my corner.
I was soon proven wrong. A cloud passed over the moon and I
started to shiver uncontrollably. A cold wind sent Aleena flying right
into me and I caught the small lady before she splattered against my
chest. The questions I was about to ask were forgotten as something
happened in the darkness in front of us.
The Wicked Witch of the Night stepped out of the darkness and
onto Stonebed. She was black; so black that it was hard to tell where
the night ended and the witch began. The silver jewelry she wore
helped define her body; from the silver discs that covered her nipples
to the sliver chains that barely covered her dark pubic area. Silver
bracelets adorned her arms and wrists while silver sandals covered her
feet. A single band of thick silver encircled the witch's throat while
two silver crescent moons hung from each ear. Her black hair was woven
into braids with silver threaded throughout. Only her eyes had any
color, a bewitching green that even the darkness couldn't dim. I was
taken back by how beautiful she was. Even Delightia's villains are
gorgeous.
"You have been waiting for me?" the Wicked Witch said. Her voice
resonated with scorn. She was clearly not impressed.
"Yes we have ma'am," Aleena said. She floated up to the witch
and bowed. As she was bowing, the witch passed her hand in front of
her and a silver cage appeared around Aleena. My fairy shrieked as the
cage fell and clanged on top of Stonebed.
"Fairies should be eaten, not heard," the witch said.
"That's it," I snapped. I stood up and pulled Phallion from its
sheath. "I don't care how scary people think you are, I'm not letting
you hurt my girl."
The witch smiled and chills spread down my spine. She cupped her
bare breast and tweaked the silver disc that was on her nipple. I was
wondering why she was groping herself when an arc of lightning shot
from her nipple and came right at me. Not even thinking, I raised the
magic sword and actually deflected the lightning bolt!
"Oh yeah," I yelled. "Who's the scary one now?" The confidence
was almost overwhelming. My grip tightened on the sword as I
envisioned leaping across Stonebed, slaying the big bad witch, and
rescuing Aleena.
"I forgot how annoying that sword can be," the Witch said. She
reached down between her legs and stroked herself in front of me. A
cold blast of water fell from the sky and drenched me from head to toe.
I was knocked to my knees and when I got up, the hilt of Phallion felt
smaller and almost soft. For that matter, I felt smaller too. The
almost berserker (sense) confidence that I had was gone, along with the
need to prove myself.
"Wait a second," I said as reason returned to me. "I came here
to ask you a question, not fight."
She looked amused. "Then put down the sword. I've never known a
hero who could speak while gripping Phallion." (I'm envisioning some
egotistical comment here...)
I set the sword down as she asked. "I need to find a way to
Castle Clitoria, one that doesn't involve questing for a few years.
Can you help me?"
"Of course I can help you," the Witch scowled. "I am the Witch
of the Night! I was young when two moons hung in the sky and I had my
first husband before the land had risen from the water. There is no
secret I have not heard and no affair that I have not watched. I know
the way to Castle Clitoria."
"That's great. How do I get there?"
"Idiot!" the Witch snapped. "I never trade my secrets for free!
What do you have to give me? Shall you sell me your little friend so I
can make a pastry out of her? Will you offer me your magic sword so
that I can finally bury that bothersome weapon in a deep hole that not
even it could fill? Or will we do this the old fashioned way and you
can just give me your soul?"
Before I could answer, Aleena shouted from her silver cage.
"Challenge her to a game! If you win, she'll give you the answer for
free!"
"Silence fairy wench," the Witch snapped.
"Is this true? We play a game and you'll give me my answer for
free?"
The Witch actually looked embarrassed. "It is one of the first
rules I swore an oath for in order to gain my magic. I am bound to
accept the outcomes of games instead of just cursing people. If you
win, I will tell you the way to Castle Clitoria. If you lose, I will
steal your manhood and make a dust broom out of it."
"Fuck," I said. That was not cool. On the other hand, I had
spent a lot of time playing computer games the past few months. Maybe
having no social life was actually going to pay off.
"It's a deal," I said. "What kind of game are we going to play?"
"No!" Aleena yelled. "You don't give her the choice of games!"
"That is enough out of you," the Witch said. She slapped her own
ass and ball of silver light formed around Aleena's cage. I could
still see Aleena through the ball of energy but I could no longer hear
her.
"If you harm her, the deal is off," I said.
"Admirable, but misguided," the Witch said. "After I take your
cock, you won't care much for her pretty ass."
"We haven't played the game yet," I said.
"True," the Witch said. She looked at me and after a moment's
thought, a smile appeared on that evil face. Folding her legs under
her, she sat down on Stonebed and folded her arms under her ample
breasts. Suddenly my cock felt very vulnerable.
"I know just the game to play," the Witch said. "I challenge you
to a game of riddles."
Oh shit. Riddles? I sucked at riddles. Knock-knock jokes were
the limit of my riddling ability. Aleena, the kingdom, and my cock
were doomed.
"Riddles? That's cool," I said. "What are the rules?"
"We answer each other's riddles until one loses," the Witch said.
Before I could ask her to clarify, she went ahead and asked the first
riddle. In a lilting chant, her riddle came to me on the night wind.
"Mouth full of cunt and mouth full of cock, what am I?"
What the fuck? These aren't like the riddles I remembered in
school. A mouth full of pussy and dick? Only one answer came to mind.
"Bisexual?" I said.
The Witch grinned. "Wrong. It's a man and a woman pleasuring
each other orally. Now you must strip off a piece of clothing."
"Strip? What kind of game is this?"
"How else are we going to keep score?" the Witch said. "The
first one to be naked loses the game."
To start, I kicked off one of my shoes. The Witch shook her head
and pointed at my other foot. Both of my shoes counted as one item.
They didn't mess around with stripping on this world. I yelped when
my bare feet touched Stonebed. The solid stone was as cold as ice.
"Now ask your riddle," the Witch said.
"Riddle, riddle, riddle," I muttered. All the jokes I knew
involved stereotypes. As I racked my brains, the Witch stroked her
dark thigh. It was terribly distracting. Her hand moved up and down
so luxuriously over her skin. I was fascinated by the way her
fingernails dug so deep into her own flesh. It was too easy to imagine
my own fingernails there on her smooth thighs.
"I've got one," I said. "How do you find a blind man in a group
of nude people?"
The Witch said nothing. The jewelry she wore sparkled in the
moonlight. We sat in silence for a few minutes before she finally
sighed.
"I don't know."
"It's not hard," I said.
Her eyes widened in shock before her face transformed into one of
pure anger. For one awful second I thought she was going to rip my
cock off right there. Just as suddenly as her anger appeared, it
dissolved into laughter.
"It's not hard," she laughed. "Well played little hero."
The Witch reached behind her neck and unclasped her silver
necklace. Her throat was now bare and I had this pressing need to kiss
her pulse points. I shook my head, not sure where that idea came from
and also not sure how I could even see her neck that clearly in the
darkness.
"Now take my riddle," the Witch said. "I am always hungry, I
must always be fed. The cock I lick will soon turn red."
I think I was turning red just hearing that. The Witch was
licking her lips again and my eyes couldn't leave her tongue. Maybe
the answer was a nymph? They always seemed hungry and I know they
turned my cock red when I got hard.
Before I could answer, the wind blew again and I shivered. It
made me realize that if I had to strip down, I might freeze to death
before the game was over. I doubted the Witch would let me make a
fire.
"That's it!" I said. "A fire."
The Witch snarled and to my surprise, she removed both silver
earrings. She angrily slapped them down on the stone and glared at me.
Apparently if we guess correctly, the questioner loses a piece of
clothing.
"My turn," I said. I was on a roll now. "What do sex and air
have in common?"
A cloud passed under the moon but the jewelry on the Witch still
sparkled. She began to tap a finger on her knee and I could tell she
was becoming pissed. For a big, bad, nasty witch, I was kicking her
ass in riddles.
"I give up," the Witch said. The menace in her tone almost
stopped me from telling her the answer. Almost.
"Neither is important until you are not getting any," I said.
Thunder clapped around us but I saw no lightning. Without a
word, the Wicked Witch of the Night removed the little discs that
covered her nipples and put them on the ground before her. The sight
of her bare nipples took my breath away, chocolate black and very
large. Although the tiny nipple decorations were all that covered her
breasts, I now felt like I hadn't seen her bosom before. Wow, that was
an enchanting rack.
"Answer me this," the Witch threatened. "Who chops off a dick
before they fuck it?
Shit, that was graphic. The sad thing is, that image still
didn't make my cock go down. The bare-chested witch was too sexy to
let something like mutilations kill the mood. It was hard to think
about her riddle when I had those two lovely, large, soft dark and
wonderful breasts right in front of me. Worse, she was actually
groping her breasts as I watched! She rolled both of her nipples in
her fingers, pulling and squeezing them till they were as hard and
stiff as my cock.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"It is my right to distract you in any way I can," The Witch said
simply.
She purred as she twisted her nipples and I moaned as plush
breasts were mauled before me. You would think that with my life in
danger, I would focus more instead of just getting aroused. Delightia
was getting to me. I was hornier than Gretah and her friends . . .
"A woman woodcutter!" I yelled. The Witch opened her mouth but
stopped herself from yelling. Instead, she stripped off her silver
bracelets, laying them in front of her along with her other items. Now
her top half was completely bare with only her sandals and her waist
chains left.
"Here's a good one," I said. "What is the difference between
dark and hard?"
"It stays dark all night long," she said.
Fuck! I really shouldn't have used that one on someone called
the Witch of the Night. When I took off my shirt, the Witch chuckled.
It occurred to me that I only had my pants left and that this contest
was a bit unfair. The borrowed woodcutter clothes didn't include
accessories like socks, undershirts or even underwear. It was too late
to protest it now.
"This riddle should finish you off," she said. "Outside soft and
fleshy warm, to keep this tender prize from harm. Wrapped within the
petals blushing, sense and essence all are rushing. Pleasure point of
no compare, what is this jewel crowned in hair?
Jewel crowned in hair? She had me there. It was a long riddle
and I was trying to remember it all. While I was thinking, she crawled
over to me. The sight of the beautiful black woman crawling on her
hands and knees stopped my thoughts dead in their tracks. When she
reached for my crotch, what little brainpower I had left shut
completely down.
"What are you doing? I demanded. "I haven't lost yet!"
"I'm distracting you, mortal," The Witch said. The long braids
of her hair brushed over my lap as she reached inside my pants and
pulled out my cock. Perhaps I should have protested but I said nothing
as she dropped her mouth onto my cock. When I did try to move, my body
refused to obey. My arms were too heavy to lift and my legs wouldn't
even shift. The Witch had done something to me and rendered me
helpless as she sucked my cock.
Oh did she suck my cock. Long slow movements of her mouth
covered my cock completely. The paralysis ended with my shoulders so I
was able to look down and see my pale cock disappearing into her dark
mouth. Her cheeks caved in around me as the Wicked Witch of the Night
sucked my cock. The heavy weight of her breasts pressed down on my
legs and I wished that I had lost my pants already so that I could feel
them directly. For that matter, I wished I could move my arms just to
touch her ass. Kneeling as she was, her ass was higher than her head
and the dark curves of her buttocks hovered in the moonlight before me
like untouchable forbidden chocolate fruit.
"I need an answer," The Witch said. She rested her face against
my cock and flicked her tongue over my balls. I groaned, but of course
I couldn't stop her.
Panic descended on me. The Witch sucked one of my balls into her
mouth and I couldn't think straight for shit. Somehow I was still able
to remember her riddle but the imagery baffled me. Blushing petals and
jewels in hair? Was this some kind of nymph that lives in trees? How
was I supposed to think when she had both of my balls now in her mouth?
I bet she wouldn't be able to think if it was me between her legs.
That thought only made me moan louder as I imagined parting her thighs
and sinking into her bush.
"That's it! The answer is the clitoris!"
The Witch spat out my balls out and sat up. "Clever, hero. Very
clever." She stood up and towered above me. Whatever spell she had on
me was gone and I was able to stuff my cock back into my pants. I
watched as she bent over and slowly unlaced her silver sandals. Her
breasts hung down temptingly but not as tempting as the dark hair I
spied between her flimsy silver waist belt. The Witch kicked off both
sandals and sat down right in front of me. The wind shifted and I
could smell her. She smelled of spring nights and summer sweat.
"Give me your riddle and if I answer, you are finished," the
Witch threatened.
"And if you fail, then you are finished," I said. Still, she was
right. It would take a really good riddle to win this one. I was
terribly aroused yet somehow I got enough blood to my top brain to
think of one. It was an old favorite and just dumb and tacky enough
not to be known to this witch.
"What is the difference between sin and shame?" I asked.
"I have heard this one before, I am sure of it," the Witch
bragged. "Kama's tits! Is that your hand?"
It was my hand. I felt like I had the same right to distract her
that she had. My hand was between her legs and I was delighted to
discover the wetness that waited there for me. The Witch moaned as my
fingers slipped deeper and deeper into her. She shuddered and then
pushed my hand away.
"Never use your hand for what your mouth can do better," The
Witch said.
I agreed. She pulled my head down as my hands parted her thighs.
The silver belt that covered her waist was easily pushed aside as I
took my first lick of the Witch of the Night. I reached under her and
cupped her buttocks to raise her closer to my face. She was sweet;
almost too sweet, but I licked anyway. Her sex was wet against my
mouth and soaked my face with her endless desire. I winced as her
fingers curled in my scalp and I felt her nails dig into my skin.
I licked and ate, and never did she complain. Her hips moved as
I kissed some spots and in other places her hips shook. The silver
belt sometimes would fall against my face and the cold metal almost
burned where it touched my skin. I was tempted to remove it myself but
I'd rather let her do it. Besides, I was too busy eating her out and
it was no spell that kept me licking that magical delta.
Eventually she pushed my head away and I assumed she was ready to
guess the riddle. Not even close. The Witch of the Night rolled over
on her stomach and lifted her buttocks towards my face.
"Taste me there if you truly wish to distract me," she purred.
Technically I guessed that her time was up. It didn't matter to
me. I accepted what she offered and took a gentle bite of the perfect
ass that she presented me. She clenched under my teeth and I wondered
how many times in a lifetime does a person has the chance to give a
witch a bottom-hickey.
It was clear that she needed more than just a bite. She moved
her buttocks under my mouth until my lips were on her anus. I was a
little hesitant but the way the black beauty just thrust her ass at me,
I wasn't going to refuse. My tongue licked her tentatively and the
Witch immediately moaned with arousal. I liked the way her ass
clenched against my lips and I experimented with eating her there. For
a primitive world, her ass was remarkably clean and as my confidence
grew, I licked and teased her dark hole like I would her sex. The
Wicked Witch of the Night squirmed against my face, smothering me with
her beautiful ass.
"Now fuck me there," she moaned.
"Not till you answer my riddle," I said. Hey, I was horny, not
stupid.
"What is the difference between sin and shame?" she said. "I
can't remember it."
"Take off your belt and I'll tell you," I said.
In a hurry she removed her silver belt and I felt a shift in the
air around us. There was no longer the threat of terror in the air and
I was no longer scared of the beautiful woman. She seemed older
somehow, though visibly she didn't change at all. The silver cage
around Aleena disappeared and my fairy guide zipped around the air and
cheered my victory.
"Tell me the answer," The witch begged.
"Sin is putting it in. Shame is pulling it out," I said.
She laughed as I pulled down my pants. It was a dirty joke but I
think she liked it that way. Aleena zoomed by and kissed me on the
cheek, her small naked breasts tickling my face. I would have kissed
her back but I was busy aiming my cock for the witch's ass. My cock
was still wet from the intense blowjob she had given me which aided me
when I tried to slip inside her. The witch's ass was so tight; I
didn't think my cock could possibly slip inside.
"Quit thinking about it and just push!" Aleena said in my ear.
She was sitting on my shoulder and relishing the view. "It's like
stripping. Just go slowly and never stop."
It sounded like a good plan. Her dark cheeks slowly engulfed my
cock like the night consumes the world. She clenched around me every
inch of the way. I kept pushing and pushing while the Witch's moans
carried on the wind. When I was completely inside her I paused and
enjoyed the incredible heat and tightness that gripped me.
"What are you waiting for hero, a curse?" the Witch said. "Fuck
me now!"
So I did. Stonebed was unforgiving on my knees but I pumped the
Witch's ass as hard as I could. Aleena was shrieking on my shoulder.
The tiny woman grabbed my hair and held onto my shoulder as I fucked
the Wicked Witch of the Night. My stomach slapped loudly against her
ass while I thrust and I watched as her braids went flying every time I
hit her ass. In and out I went as Aleena masturbated furiously on my
shoulder.
"Faster, hero!" the Witch cried and she didn't need any magic to
make me comply. I pounded her buttocks with all my might, fucking and
fucking and fucking with ever increasing speed. Aleena almost fell off
my shoulder twice but still the little fairy kept masturbating and
moaning in my ear. I was moaning as well for my own orgasm was soon
approaching. Louder than both of us, the Wicked Witch of the Night
screamed with her climax and her scream was echoed by the thunder. Her
scream triggered my cock and before I knew it, I was releasing my seed
inside her ass. My moan of pleasure was followed by Aleena's
satisfying squeal of delight as she came on my shoulder.
I pulled out of the Witch and sat back exhausted. The Witch
merely laid down and rolled over onto her back. Aleena flew down to my
lap and snuggled with my flagging cock. In the darkness we recovered
while the last of the thunder quietly faded.
"Where is Castle Clitoria?" I asked.
"I can not tell you where it is right now for tomorrow it will
change," the witch said. "But I can tell you how to reach it. To the
north lies a road and if you follow the road west you'll come to a
crossroads. At noon precisely, a carriage will come by, carrying
Princess Desire. The queen is a cruel woman without sex and Princess
Desire wonders the roads of Delightia just to avoid her mother.
Convince her of your status, and she will take you straight to Castle
Clitoria."
"Oh, a carriage! I've never ridden in a carriage before!" Aleena
cried.
The Witch laughed and this time her laughter was free of the evil
she had earlier. She stood up and collected her many silver articles.
I watched the beautiful woman get dressed and realized I had cheated
dismemberment and gotten laid again. What a country.
"The Princess will never help you in those clothes," the Witch
said. With both hands, the Witch grabbed her heavy tits and squeezed.
Silver light flew from her breasts and wrapped around me. I stayed
perfectly still as the cold light washed over me. When the light was
gone, I was wearing incredibly soft clothes from head to toe. I even
had underwear!
I stood up and found out my knees were sore from being on
Stonebed so long. It didn't matter, I was too busy looking at my
clothes. The Witch had changed my pants and shirt to a fine, green
colored) silk . I noticed that she had changed my shoes to nice
looking boots that were far more expensive than anything I could buy at
home. There was also a jacket to wear against the wind as well as a
nice hat that reminded me of a musketeer's outfit. I certainly would
look like a hero now.
"One more thing," the Witch said. She slipped a finger into her
sex and then pulled it out, flicking the finger towards me. Silver
drops of light came toward me and wrapped around my hands to form green
gloves.
"Use these gloves to protect yourself from the influence of
Phallion," the Witch said. "The sword corrupts the mind of the user,
obsessing you until you can't let go of it. Remember, always wear a
glove when using your weapon."
"Thank you for your help," I said.
The Witch hesitated. "No one has ever thanked me before."
"Maybe they should have," I said.
She smiled before remembering she was the terror of the land.
"Next time we meet hero, I will not go so easy on you."
"Next time I want more foreplay," I said.
The Wicked Witch of the Night cackled as she took a step
backwards off of Stonebed. Into the night she disappeared. I walked to
the edge and looked but she was nowhere to be found.
"Can we get off this stupid thing?" Aleena asked. "The stone is
rough on my poor feet."
"Your feet? What about my knees and back?" I said. "I've had
rug burn before but stone burn is ridiculous."
We slept outside the circle of stones under the night sky. My
new jacket made an excellent pillow. Aleena slept in my hat. I
dreamed of ebony buttocks and silver laughter.
The next morning we ate some more Nippleberries and BlueButtocks.
I mentioned to Aleena that I was craving some meat and she made dirty
jokes about it for the rest of the morning. A nearby stream provided
us with water but we didn't see any Nymphs. The sun was bright that
morning and I wondered where the Witch spent her days.
Our spirits were high as we followed the Witch's directions.
Both of us were relieved to have found a shortcut through years of
adventuring and possible doom. Aleena was so excited that she couldn't
stop herself from zipping and flying around me at breakneck speeds.
There's nothing like a happy nude woman flying around you to keep you
in a good mood. A flash of a tight ass or the bouncing of good chest
can make any walk go faster.
We found the road and before long, we were approaching the
crossroads the Witch of the Night had told us about. It was a grassy
plain with some oddly placed boulders nearby. The boulders were quite
large and had some suspicious looking bushes surrounding them. I might
have only been a hero for a few days but even I knew an ambush when I
saw it.
"Hello there!" I yelled. "Anyone hiding behind the boulders?"
"Kama's tits! He's seen us!" one voiced yelled out.
I felt smug over my perception for about ten seconds. That's how
long it took for twenty men to come out of hiding and surround me.
They were dressed more shabbily than even the woodcutters were. All
of them had ragged beards and even more ragged looking weapons. There
was a mad glint in their eyes that made me nervous and made Aleena hide
under my hat. A scared fairy sitting on my scalp didn't fill me with
confidence.
"Look what we have here," one especially burly man said. "Nice
clothes out in the woods, a sword too big to use in a fight and a fancy
hat. I think we got us a rich one, boys!"
The men laughed and one yelled out, "Where's your horse, sire?
Did the weight of your ridiculously big sword knock you off of it?"
"No, no," another joked. "His hat probably caught the wind and
sent his rich ass flying!"
"Now, now, boys," the biggest man said. "We can't stand around
here all day making fun of those more fortunate than us. We may be
bandits but that doesn't make us lazy."
The big man approached me and I realized he was at least a foot
taller than I was. Aleena lifted my hat so she could peek out but soon
dropped the hat back down. It was nice to see she had so much faith in
me.
"Okay sire," the big man said. "Give us your money and we'll let
you pass."
"I don't have any money," I said.
The bandits laughed in disbelief. "You must think I'm stupid,"
the big man growled. "What kind of fancy man like yourself goes
walking in the woods without any money? Fine, if you don't have any
money, I'm sure we can sell your prissy clothes and ornamental sword."
"Oh, I don't think so," I said. With my gloved hand I drew
Phallion. The difference was amazing. Instead of the total confidence
I had when I faced the Ogres, I was instead feeling a little silly and
outnumbered as I held the magic blade. It occurred to me that no
matter how good I was, I couldn't possibly face so many men at one
time. I wondered if the Wicked Witch of the Night had really done me a
favor.
"Kama's tits, pussy and beautiful ass!" one of the bandits cried.
"That's Phallion, the sword of the hero!"
The big man backed away immediately and so did the others.
"Are you sure?" the big man said. He was sweating and his eyes
were a bit wide. Slowly I felt my own confidence return.
"Of course I'm sure," the other bandit said. "My grandfather
lost an arm to that blade as did his grandfather before him. That
sword has maimed my family for generations! I'd recognize it
anywhere."
"He's right," another bandit added. "My father watched it kill
three of his uncles when they tried to rob the last hero. Look, it's
got the same ribbed handle and rounded end. That's Phallion all
right."
The big bandit suddenly smiled. "Kama bless us! A real hero!
Do you have the warm cock and everything?"
This was more like it. "Of course I do," I said. "I have come
with my warm cock to relieve the curse on the land."
The bandits cheered. Aleena poked her head out from under my hat
to confirm we weren't being killed. The sight of her excited the
bandits further.
"Cor, look! It's his fairy guide!" a bandit said. "The last
hero's fairy guide stabbed my grandfather with a magic needle and now
he limps every time it rains."
"Hello everyone," Aleena said. "I'm so glad you're not going to
kill us because I came a really long way to get here and I didn't want
to be killed by just some bandit, you know? I was hoping to get eaten
by a dragon or maybe ground into paste by a giant. That makes a much
better story don't you think?"
The bandits nodded. "That would be more proper," one of them
agreed. "It wouldn't be right for ones as low as us to kill someone so
important."
"Sir hero, my name is Black Harold and this is my bandit gang,"
the big man said. "I think I speak for all the boys when I say we're
glad to see you here and we can't wait for you to remove the curse from
the land. Our wives are right shy now that our cocks are as cold as a
cow's teats in winter."
"Thank you," I said. "I promise to try to seduce the queen as
soon as possible and return sex to the land. In fact, a ride should be
coming along at noon that will take me directly to Castle Clitoria.
Would you mind not robbing it when it comes?"
"Sure, sure," Black Harold said. "No problem at all. It's nice
to see a hero w