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Subject: {ASSM} <SpamGame>   "Grandma's Getting Naked On The Cam Again" by Desdmona
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The spam header was "Grandmas's getting naked on the cam again"

The following is a song, sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By
A Reindeer"

A midi file can be found at   Christmas Songs: Grandma Got Run Over by
a Reindeer  or http://www.night.net/christmas/grandma.html

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                 "Grandma's Getting Naked On The Cam Again"

                                  Chorus:

                   Grandma's getting naked on the camera
                   Dancin' round to shake her jiggly skin
                  You may say there's no way this is sexy
                         But as for me, I wish she
                                Had a twin.

                     She'd been contemplating stripping
                         So I begged her to disrobe
                       As she fumbled with her girdle
                        I teased and pawed a saggy,
                              Dried-up globe.

                      When she stood in all her glory
                       Preening in her birthday suit
                    I could see that Grandma's fondness
                          Of shaving her pube hair
                               Was resolute.

                   Grandma's getting naked on the camera
                   Dancin' round to shake her jiggly skin
                  You may say there's no way this is sexy
                         But as for me, I wish she
                                Had a twin.

                       Now I proudly move to fuck her
                      And I think she'll take it well
                   See her legs, they're spread wide open
                        But as I look, I think I'll
                               Grab some gel.

                       It's not easy fucking grandma
                        When she's lying on her back
                       All her wrinkles join together
               And makes it hard to trace and find her crack.
                             FIND HER CRACK!!!

                   Grandma's getting naked on the camera
                   Dancin' round to shake her jiggly skin
                  You may say there's no way this is sexy
                         But as for me, I wish she
                                Had a twin.

                       Now the lens is pointed at us
                        So I poke and slip right in
                                 (ahhhhh!)
                      And we grin and say our cheese's
                      As it's capturing our copulating
                                    Sin.

                     I've warned all my second cousins
                       Time to charge their batteries
                    'Cause our grandma's got her camera
                     And she's off to fuck and prob'ly
                             Won't say please.

                            SHAKE IT GRANDMA!!!

                   Grandma's getting naked on the camera
                   Dancin' round to shake her jiggly skin
                  You may say there's no way this is sexy
                         But as for me, I wish she
                                Had a twin.

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